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Oopsie.

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Decaf double tall
nonfat capp for Bruce.

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You got it, buddy.

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That's a wonderful choice,
Bruce.

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-Thank you, Sam. Take care.
-It certainly is.

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One Caramel Macchiato.
It's very hot.

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Good morning.

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Vanilla grande no-foam latte.

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That's a wonderful choice.

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-Thanks, Sam.
-Yeah.

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Hey, Sam. They called.
It's time for you to go.

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Oh, yeah, it's time.

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It's time, buddy.

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It's time for me to go now.

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It's time for me to go now,
George!

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Good luck.

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It's time.

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It's time now.

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Hurry up. The first floor
is two more floors.

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Hurry up.

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The second floor--
one more floor.

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I have to go to Room 324
on the third floor.

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Rebecca!

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You the one responsible
for this?

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I'm sorry.

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Too late for sorries.
Get over here and hold her hand.

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Are you OK?

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Got a live one, Gert.

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Good. Come on.
Focus and breathe.

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This is it.

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This is it.

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This is it.

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And it's a girl!

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It's OK.

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What's her name?

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Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

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Lucy Diamond Dawson.

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You're my daughter.
I'm your father.

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Get them to make the bus stay.
They're leaving.

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-I'll get them.
-They're leaving.

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Excuse me.
Hang on one second, please.

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Becca!

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Becca! The bus is going!

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Uh-oh.

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Didn't you just go to sleep?

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Let me see.

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OK.

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Lucy, you look beautiful
this morning.

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You look very beautiful.

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Look at that, Lucy. Nose.

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OK. Yeah, l--

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Oopsie.

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What the hell are you
doing to that baby?

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What's the matter
with the baby, Sam?

55
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Everything
is just so tiny, tiny.

56
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Will you come over here
and help me?

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You know I can't do that.
What does her mother say?

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Her mother said,
"This isn't my life...

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"and I didn't want
a baby with you.

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"I just needed
a place to sleep."

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What if the baby's sick?

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Bring her over here.

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Sam, babies need food
every two hours.

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Sorry.
I'm sorry, Lucy in the sky.

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You know...

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critics and fools said that
that song...

67
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had some mysterious meaning,
but John always said...

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it came from a picture
his son Julian drew...

69
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of his friend Lucy O'Connell.

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So I made a good choice?

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You made
an excellent choice, Sam.

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Now, what time does
this little diamond wake up?

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What time does
this little diamond wake up?

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She wakes up all the time.

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Let's just assume
she wakes up at 6:00.

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Keep your TV on Nickelodeon.

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I want you to feed her first...

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when "Hogan's Heroes"
comes on.

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And then again.
Wait until "I Dream of Jeannie."

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And then, feed her
when "I Love Lucy" comes on.

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We have to be quiet.

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I've seen nothing.
I know nothing!

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Such a nice man for an officer.

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What are you doing?

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I'm just getting Lucy asleep...

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and you're making noise
and everything.

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-Oh, sorry.
-We're here for video night.

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Eight years every Thursday
video night, and you forgot?

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I'm sorry.

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It's always every first Thursday
of every month...

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video night at Sam's house.
And I forgot.

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Yeah, and I forgot.

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Becca's gone.
"Gone with the Wind."

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1939,
directed by Victor Fleming.

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That was a very sad movie.

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Here we go.
Everything changes now.

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Soon you'll forget about
Wednesday night at IHOP...

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and then Friday night
at karaoke...

99
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and I got hit by a car today.

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You did?

101
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It was probably that guy
from the V.A.

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Did you bring
"Kramer vs. Kramer"?

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I see what's happening here.
I see.

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So this is all my fault now.

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Don't tell me you forgot again.

106
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I broke a date with
a daydream to come here.

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It's your mother.

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Hi, Robert. Hello, boys.
It's me, Estelle.

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Ma, I told you.
Video night's over at 9:00.

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It's only 6:30.

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Well, I guess
I'll just wait downstairs.

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Sure there isn't anything
I can get you?

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No, Ma. You can wait downstairs.
That's fine.

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OK. See you later, Rob.

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Bye, Estelle.

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What a pretty baby.
Hi, little baby.

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-Doesn't she look smart?
-She does.

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She looks smart.

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That baby looks so darn smart.

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It's amazing how smart she is.

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She's very smart.

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She really does.
I think she's really beautiful.

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Of course she looks smart.

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She's already reading the paper.

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Double Macchiato,
low fat, low foam.

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That's a wonderful choice.

127
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Oh, my God!

128
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An ice cube went down--

129
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Thank you. Oh, my God.

130
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Can I get another drink, please?

131
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Iced cappuccino.
That's a wonderful choice.

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-Thank you.
-Yeah.

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Annie, I can't take her
to work anymore...

134
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because she's too big now.

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-Annie.
-That was her first word.

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-Annie.
-See?

137
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People worry you're not smart.

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Papa.

139
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Yes. Oh, you smell so good.

140
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You can tell a lot about people
by the way they smell.

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00:12:41,974 --> 00:12:44,670
Daddy, why does the snow flake?

142
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Because snow--
because snow flakes.

143
00:12:47,847 --> 00:12:50,281
Daddy, what is mustard made of?

144
00:12:50,316 --> 00:12:53,479
Because it's yellow ketchup.

145
00:12:53,519 --> 00:12:55,749
Daddy, why are men bald?

146
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Sometimes they're bald
because their head is shiny...

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and they don't have hair on it.

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00:13:00,593 --> 00:13:03,790
So their head
is just more of their face.

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00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:05,695
Daddy,
are ladybugs only girls...

150
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or are there boys, too?

151
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And if there are,
what are they called?

152
00:13:10,069 --> 00:13:11,832
Yeah, the Beatles.

153
00:13:11,871 --> 00:13:14,965
Daddy, where does the sky end?

154
00:13:15,007 --> 00:13:16,872
Why does the moon
follow me home?

155
00:13:16,909 --> 00:13:18,206
Why is the sun orange?

156
00:13:18,244 --> 00:13:20,644
Where does the hour go
in Daylight Savings?

157
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:24,207
Daddy, do I look more
like you or Mommy?

158
00:13:27,353 --> 00:13:29,344
Daddy...

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Do you think
she'll ever come back?

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Paul McCartney lost
his mother when he was little.

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00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:48,669
And John Lennon lost his mother
when he was little.

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Annie says that sometimes
God picks the special people.

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That's what Annie says.

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Daddy, did God mean for you
to be like this...

165
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or was it an accident?

166
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,821
What do you mean?

167
00:14:08,861 --> 00:14:10,351
I mean you're different.

168
00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:17,865
But what do you mean?

169
00:14:17,904 --> 00:14:20,532
You're not like other daddies.

170
00:14:24,143 --> 00:14:28,045
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

171
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,277
Yeah, I'm sorry.

172
00:14:31,317 --> 00:14:34,252
It's OK, Daddy.

173
00:14:35,755 --> 00:14:39,088
Don't be sorry. I'm lucky.

174
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Nobody else's daddy
ever comes to the park.

175
00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:55,263
Yeah, we are lucky.
Aren't we lucky?

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00:14:55,308 --> 00:14:56,707
Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.

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00:14:56,742 --> 00:15:00,371
Sunnyside up, not too runny.
two sausage links.

178
00:15:00,413 --> 00:15:02,938
French pancakes
instead of buttermilk.

179
00:15:02,982 --> 00:15:05,075
Fruit topping on the side.

180
00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:06,607
The Funny Face special.

181
00:15:06,652 --> 00:15:09,815
I think it's funny when
you say "Funny Face special."

182
00:15:09,855 --> 00:15:12,983
French, not buttermilk.
Fruit topping on the side.

183
00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:14,287
Not on top.

184
00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,887
You're getting a funny face.

185
00:15:19,665 --> 00:15:24,693
That's a wonderful choice.
Thank you, Grace.

186
00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:26,898
Thank you
very, very, very, very much.

187
00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:28,065
You got it, Sam.

188
00:15:28,107 --> 00:15:29,597
Is that too big?

189
00:15:29,642 --> 00:15:31,337
I think that's a little too big.

190
00:15:31,377 --> 00:15:34,107
You need a pair of
good, sturdy school shoes.

191
00:15:34,146 --> 00:15:35,272
These are sturdy.

192
00:15:35,314 --> 00:15:37,578
The arches
are very important.

193
00:15:37,617 --> 00:15:39,949
No. Sturdy is boring, Sam.

194
00:15:39,986 --> 00:15:44,616
These shoes light up, OK?

195
00:15:44,657 --> 00:15:49,219
These are really good shoes
for school.

196
00:15:49,262 --> 00:15:50,456
I know. I love them.

197
00:15:50,496 --> 00:15:52,930
I found the most perfect shoes.

198
00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:56,128
They look like the shoes
that Dorothy wore...

199
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played by Judy Garland
in "The Wizard of Oz"...

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1939,
directed by Victor Fleming.

201
00:16:01,741 --> 00:16:05,677
These are pink.
These are also Velcro.

202
00:16:05,711 --> 00:16:09,647
They might have
a little arch in there, too.

203
00:16:09,682 --> 00:16:12,378
Sam, these are
probably too big...

204
00:16:12,418 --> 00:16:15,615
but I thought maybe
Lucy would like those.

205
00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:20,319
When we were at the zoo,
she liked the animal prints.

206
00:16:20,359 --> 00:16:22,589
But these are for adults.

207
00:16:22,628 --> 00:16:25,722
But when we went--
I don't know you.

208
00:16:25,765 --> 00:16:26,891
I don't know who you are.

209
00:16:26,932 --> 00:16:28,729
I like these, Daddy.

210
00:16:28,768 --> 00:16:32,534
She knows what she likes.
That's why she likes these.

211
00:16:32,571 --> 00:16:35,131
-Black goes with everything.
-How much are these?

212
00:16:35,174 --> 00:16:37,472
$16.19 with tax.

213
00:16:39,445 --> 00:16:43,006
Because I have $6.25.

214
00:16:43,049 --> 00:16:44,516
That's all you have?

215
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:47,849
I didn't get my whole check
because I had to go...

216
00:16:47,887 --> 00:16:51,220
to the parent and teacher
meeting this week.

217
00:16:51,257 --> 00:16:54,920
I'm sorry. It's $16.19.

218
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,396
I couldn't go to work
all day that day.

219
00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:01,594
It's OK, Sam, because
I have $3.00 to contribute.

220
00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:05,502
Sam, I've only got
two plus two...

221
00:17:05,538 --> 00:17:11,033
but I need one for stamps,
so 1...2...3.

222
00:17:11,077 --> 00:17:12,908
Joe's got $1.50.

223
00:17:12,945 --> 00:17:17,848
Yeah. So, is that enough?

224
00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:20,408
If there's a God.
I'll count it.

225
00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:23,445
Do we get a balloon with these?

226
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:29,219
All of us, or just her?

227
00:18:06,165 --> 00:18:08,133
"And I will eat them
here and there.

228
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,567
"I will eat them anywhere."

229
00:18:12,071 --> 00:18:15,666
"I do so like
green eggs and ham.

230
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:18,074
"Thank you, thank you,
Sam I am."

231
00:18:20,179 --> 00:18:21,874
One more time?

232
00:18:21,914 --> 00:18:23,973
-Yeah.
-OK.

233
00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:27,417
"Green Eggs and Ham"
by Dr. Seuss.

234
00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:29,478
"I will eat them with a mouse.

235
00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:31,490
"And I will eat them
here and there.

236
00:18:31,524 --> 00:18:33,355
"Say, I will
eat them anywhere.

237
00:18:33,392 --> 00:18:36,361
"I do so like
green eggs and ham.

238
00:18:36,395 --> 00:18:38,989
"Thank you, thank you,
Sam I am."

239
00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:42,357
One more time?

240
00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:45,234
Daddy, it's my first day
of school tomorrow.

241
00:18:45,271 --> 00:18:48,729
I don't want to be too sleepy.

242
00:18:51,877 --> 00:18:56,075
Everybody says Bob's Big Boy
has the best hamburgers.

243
00:18:56,115 --> 00:18:59,312
Can we go there Wednesday
instead of IHOP?

244
00:18:59,351 --> 00:19:01,842
But Wednesday is IHOP.

245
00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:04,321
Just one time?

246
00:19:04,356 --> 00:19:07,154
Yeah, but Wednesday is IHOP.

247
00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:14,527
Can I read just the beginning?

248
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:17,536
Just the beginning.

249
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:20,562
"Green Eggs and Ham"
by Dr. Seuss.

250
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:25,843
There are four stages
of a butterfly's life.

251
00:19:25,878 --> 00:19:31,282
The first three stages are
from egg to larva to cocoon.

252
00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:35,686
Last...

253
00:19:35,721 --> 00:19:39,316
They're hard to remember
because there's so many stages.

254
00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:41,826
It's hard to remember.

255
00:19:41,861 --> 00:19:44,921
33 days. It lasts 33 days.

256
00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:49,401
Spiders and insects
are members of the ants--

257
00:19:49,435 --> 00:19:51,699
ants--anthro--

258
00:19:51,737 --> 00:19:55,104
Conner. Anthropod class.

259
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:57,233
Anthropod class.

260
00:19:57,276 --> 00:20:01,440
However, spiders and insects
are very different.

261
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,643
-Spiders have six legs--
-Eight legs.

262
00:20:04,683 --> 00:20:08,744
Eight legs and two body parts,
and they're called...

263
00:20:08,787 --> 00:20:11,449
Conner. What are you doing?
You know this stuff.

264
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:12,787
-No, I don't.
-You do know it.

265
00:20:12,825 --> 00:20:15,259
You wrote that part,
remember?

266
00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:18,388
I wanted to do potato bugs
anyway. Oh, forget it.

267
00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:21,558
I think he can make
that boy feel better.

268
00:20:22,968 --> 00:20:24,959
Sorry, Mr. Egg.

269
00:20:25,004 --> 00:20:26,699
What's wrong with your father?

270
00:20:26,739 --> 00:20:28,730
Why's he acts like a retard?

271
00:20:28,774 --> 00:20:30,435
He is.

272
00:20:30,476 --> 00:20:33,070
-Are you?
-No.

273
00:20:33,112 --> 00:20:35,171
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.

274
00:20:35,214 --> 00:20:36,203
How do you know?

275
00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:37,545
He told me.

276
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:38,948
He's a retard.

277
00:20:38,984 --> 00:20:41,214
Well, it takes one to know one.

278
00:20:41,253 --> 00:20:45,417
It's wonderful to have you
for company tonight.

279
00:20:45,457 --> 00:20:48,756
Isn't it wonderful to have
Conner for company, Lucy?

280
00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:53,520
Yeah. "Sorry, Mr. Egg."

281
00:20:56,368 --> 00:21:00,031
"They per..."

282
00:21:02,074 --> 00:21:05,703
"They perched in...

283
00:21:05,744 --> 00:21:07,905
"Si--

284
00:21:07,947 --> 00:21:09,380
silen--"

285
00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:13,609
Silence.

286
00:21:13,652 --> 00:21:16,450
Yeah. Silence.

287
00:21:16,488 --> 00:21:21,425
"They perched in silence
for a long time."

288
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:25,556
Your teacher gave you
a really hard book this time.

289
00:21:25,598 --> 00:21:28,192
That's really
a hard book to read.

290
00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:33,899
"How can we be so..."

291
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,805
Differ--

292
00:21:38,844 --> 00:21:40,004
Different.

293
00:21:40,045 --> 00:21:42,980
Oh, yeah. OK.

294
00:21:43,015 --> 00:21:49,944
"How can we be so different
and feel so much alike?"

295
00:21:49,989 --> 00:21:51,479
I don't like that book.

296
00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:54,014
Let's read
"Green Eggs and Ham."

297
00:21:54,059 --> 00:21:57,688
Yeah! OK.

298
00:21:57,730 --> 00:22:01,097
"Green Eggs and Ham"
by Dr. Seuss.

299
00:22:03,369 --> 00:22:08,068
"Green Eggs and Ham"
by Dr. Seuss.

300
00:22:08,107 --> 00:22:10,302
"I am Sam."

301
00:22:16,682 --> 00:22:19,207
Hey, you.

302
00:22:19,251 --> 00:22:21,719
Hey, handsome.

303
00:22:25,391 --> 00:22:28,952
"Premature baby
claims he's Cupid.

304
00:22:28,994 --> 00:22:32,657
"Has arrow to prove it."
You believe that?

305
00:22:32,698 --> 00:22:37,158
But if he has the arrow,
that's the only thing.

306
00:22:37,202 --> 00:22:39,602
You got a good point.

307
00:22:39,638 --> 00:22:43,904
This is the lnternational
House of Pancakes quiz.

308
00:22:43,942 --> 00:22:46,877
And Lucy found the word "beet."

309
00:22:46,912 --> 00:22:50,814
I want to surprise her
and find the word "carrot"...

310
00:22:50,849 --> 00:22:52,248
but it's hiding.

311
00:22:52,284 --> 00:22:54,184
Carrot!

312
00:22:54,219 --> 00:22:57,211
-Where?
-C-a-r-r--carrot.

313
00:22:57,256 --> 00:23:00,020
Carrot. It's right there.

314
00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:05,253
And you're smart.
You would be a good mother.

315
00:23:06,999 --> 00:23:09,433
Do you tell good stories?

316
00:23:09,468 --> 00:23:12,460
-I got stories up the wazoo.
-Really?

317
00:23:12,504 --> 00:23:13,630
You come with me and relax...

318
00:23:13,672 --> 00:23:16,072
and I'll tell you
some nice stories.

319
00:23:16,108 --> 00:23:19,407
Lily, what did I tell you
about selling on my beat?

320
00:23:19,445 --> 00:23:22,608
Put it down on the table.

321
00:23:22,648 --> 00:23:25,446
It's the lnternational
House of Pancakes quiz.

322
00:23:25,484 --> 00:23:26,815
Put your hands behind your head.

323
00:23:26,852 --> 00:23:27,944
What did l--

324
00:23:27,986 --> 00:23:29,544
Do you have any weapons on you?

325
00:23:32,357 --> 00:23:35,451
He touched me
on my private place.

326
00:23:37,362 --> 00:23:41,992
At such a time as this,
Annie's the boss.

327
00:23:42,034 --> 00:23:44,867
First time in 19 years
I actually believe a guy...

328
00:23:44,903 --> 00:23:46,632
when he says he didn't know
she was a hooker.

329
00:23:46,672 --> 00:23:48,503
You say that like
it's a good thing.

330
00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:50,667
Did you brush your teeth?

331
00:23:50,709 --> 00:23:53,701
They don't sound
like they were brushed.

332
00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:58,411
She forgot to brush her teeth.

333
00:23:58,450 --> 00:24:00,475
Let him go.

334
00:24:00,519 --> 00:24:02,646
Says he never spent
the night away from his kid.

335
00:24:05,557 --> 00:24:10,051
Trouble. Oh, boy,
I'm really in trouble.

336
00:24:13,332 --> 00:24:15,994
Are you in trouble, too?

337
00:24:19,071 --> 00:24:21,232
Are you in trouble, too?

338
00:24:21,273 --> 00:24:24,003
Yeah, I'm in trouble, too.

339
00:24:26,278 --> 00:24:31,113
It gives us great insight
into what she must be feeling.

340
00:24:31,150 --> 00:24:33,482
Mr. Dawson,
it's becoming clear...

341
00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:36,977
that she's holding herself
back in the classroom.

342
00:24:37,022 --> 00:24:40,549
It's as if she's literally
afraid to learn.

343
00:24:40,592 --> 00:24:43,720
No one doubts
that you love your daughter.

344
00:24:45,564 --> 00:24:48,590
But the Department
of Child and Family Services...

345
00:24:48,634 --> 00:24:50,158
contacted us.

346
00:24:50,202 --> 00:24:52,329
They shared with us
that your records show...

347
00:24:52,371 --> 00:24:55,306
that your
intellectual capacity...

348
00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:57,740
is around that of a 7-year-old.

349
00:25:00,846 --> 00:25:05,215
Our concern is what happens
when Lucy turns 8.

350
00:25:07,019 --> 00:25:10,011
Mr. Dawson,
do you understand...

351
00:25:10,055 --> 00:25:12,319
what Ms. Wright is trying
to tell you about Lucy?

352
00:25:25,204 --> 00:25:28,605
John wanted to try new things.

353
00:25:30,342 --> 00:25:34,438
And it wasn't Yoko's fault.

354
00:25:34,479 --> 00:25:37,243
No, it wasn't Yoko's fault.

355
00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:43,117
Annie says you can hear it
on The White Album.

356
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:51,227
Because John wanted
to try new things.

357
00:25:57,569 --> 00:26:04,475
"They perched in silence.
How can we be so diff--"

358
00:26:04,509 --> 00:26:09,845
Diff...diff--
I don't know that word.

359
00:26:14,086 --> 00:26:18,284
Yes, you do. That's the word
that starts with a "D."

360
00:26:18,323 --> 00:26:20,883
I'm tired.

361
00:26:20,926 --> 00:26:23,224
I don't believe you.

362
00:26:23,262 --> 00:26:26,493
Are you calling me a liar?

363
00:26:26,531 --> 00:26:30,228
Yes. I think
you have to read the word.

364
00:26:30,269 --> 00:26:31,930
No.

365
00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:33,369
Yeah, you have to read
that word.

366
00:26:33,405 --> 00:26:34,565
No.

367
00:26:34,606 --> 00:26:36,233
Yeah. Here it is.

368
00:26:36,275 --> 00:26:39,073
There's the picture
where they're all perched.

369
00:26:39,111 --> 00:26:41,238
-Now read the word.
-No!

370
00:26:44,616 --> 00:26:46,777
I won't read the word!

371
00:26:46,818 --> 00:26:49,412
I'm your father...

372
00:26:49,454 --> 00:26:52,753
and I'm telling you
to read the word.

373
00:26:52,791 --> 00:26:56,955
I can tell you to
because I'm your father.

374
00:26:56,995 --> 00:26:59,589
I'm stupid.

375
00:26:59,631 --> 00:27:02,828
-You are not stupid.
-Yes, I am.

376
00:27:02,868 --> 00:27:07,066
You are not stupid,
because you can read that word.

377
00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:11,368
I don't want to read it
if you can't.

378
00:27:15,881 --> 00:27:18,975
No, because it makes me happy.

379
00:27:19,017 --> 00:27:21,884
It makes me happy
hearing you read.

380
00:27:26,091 --> 00:27:32,758
Yeah. It makes me happy
when you're reading.

381
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:40,502
"They perched in silence
for a long time.

382
00:27:40,539 --> 00:27:43,030
'How can we be so different...

383
00:27:43,075 --> 00:27:45,703
and feel so much alike?'
mused Flitter.

384
00:27:45,744 --> 00:27:47,735
'How can we feel
so different...

385
00:27:47,779 --> 00:27:50,373
and be so much alike?'
wondered Pip.

386
00:27:50,415 --> 00:27:52,781
'l think
this is quite a mystery."'

387
00:27:54,553 --> 00:27:56,350
Keep going.

388
00:27:56,388 --> 00:27:58,913
They have Oreo
ice cream mud pie.

389
00:27:58,957 --> 00:28:00,424
This is so great.

390
00:28:00,459 --> 00:28:02,950
Yeah, this is so great.

391
00:28:04,830 --> 00:28:06,798
And the menu says...

392
00:28:06,832 --> 00:28:10,199
you can have your
favorite breakfast all day.

393
00:28:10,235 --> 00:28:12,669
That's so great, too, you know.

394
00:28:12,704 --> 00:28:15,969
Because you wanted
to come to a new place...

395
00:28:16,008 --> 00:28:19,739
so we came
to a different place.

396
00:28:23,315 --> 00:28:25,943
Hey, guys.
Can I get you coffee?

397
00:28:28,153 --> 00:28:30,519
No, I don't drink coffee.

398
00:28:30,555 --> 00:28:33,922
OK. What can I get you guys?

399
00:28:33,959 --> 00:28:36,757
I'd like the Super Big Boy
with a root beer float, please.

400
00:28:36,795 --> 00:28:39,263
OK. What about you?

401
00:28:39,297 --> 00:28:48,535
I would like to have
two eggs, sunnyside up.

402
00:28:48,573 --> 00:28:50,973
But not runny, OK?

403
00:28:51,009 --> 00:28:52,203
Not runny.

404
00:28:52,244 --> 00:28:55,179
And then I would like
to have French pancakes...

405
00:28:55,213 --> 00:28:57,909
with the fruit topping
on the side.

406
00:28:57,949 --> 00:29:01,385
We don't have French pancakes.

407
00:29:01,420 --> 00:29:02,409
We have French toast.

408
00:29:02,454 --> 00:29:03,819
No, I don't want French toast.

409
00:29:03,855 --> 00:29:06,483
I want French pancakes,
like at IHOP.

410
00:29:06,525 --> 00:29:10,552
Just the same kind
like they have at IHOP.

411
00:29:10,595 --> 00:29:12,927
That's what my favorite
breakfast is, OK?

412
00:29:12,964 --> 00:29:14,431
They're those thin pancakes.

413
00:29:14,466 --> 00:29:17,196
The crepe pancakes?

414
00:29:17,235 --> 00:29:18,532
I don't even want crepes.

415
00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:20,629
I want to have
French pancakes...

416
00:29:20,672 --> 00:29:22,299
with the fruit topping
on the side.

417
00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:25,605
That's what
I want to have, please.

418
00:29:25,644 --> 00:29:26,702
Thank you.

419
00:29:26,745 --> 00:29:29,339
We don't have that, though, sir.

420
00:29:29,381 --> 00:29:31,611
Do you want
regular pancakes and jam--

421
00:29:31,650 --> 00:29:34,813
I don't want something else!
Why did you ask me that?

422
00:29:34,853 --> 00:29:37,413
I'll see.
Maybe they have something--

423
00:29:37,456 --> 00:29:40,448
-Yeah, ask Bob!
-OK.

424
00:29:40,492 --> 00:29:42,483
Ask Bob's Big Boy.

425
00:29:42,527 --> 00:29:44,825
Because the customer's
always right.

426
00:29:44,863 --> 00:29:46,558
I understand that--

427
00:29:46,598 --> 00:29:49,032
The customer's always right.

428
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,351
Because when Lucy comes
through the door...

429
00:30:45,390 --> 00:30:47,881
everybody says, "surprise!"

430
00:30:47,926 --> 00:30:50,486
You gotta stop bouncing
for a second.

431
00:30:50,529 --> 00:30:52,759
You'll say, "surprise!"

432
00:30:52,797 --> 00:30:54,094
Can we keep bouncing?

433
00:30:54,132 --> 00:30:56,623
You'll have to come down.

434
00:30:56,668 --> 00:31:00,297
After Lucy gets here
and we say, "surprise."

435
00:31:00,338 --> 00:31:02,932
So you have to assume
surprise position.

436
00:31:02,974 --> 00:31:05,772
Should we rehearse it
one more time?

437
00:31:07,679 --> 00:31:10,409
Assume the surprise position.

438
00:31:10,448 --> 00:31:12,939
Annie was supposed to warn us.

439
00:31:12,984 --> 00:31:15,009
Brad, hit the light.

440
00:31:17,455 --> 00:31:19,946
Surprise!

441
00:31:19,991 --> 00:31:21,652
It's not her.

442
00:31:21,693 --> 00:31:23,684
Hi. I don't know
if you remember me.

443
00:31:23,728 --> 00:31:25,753
I'm Margaret Calgrove...

444
00:31:25,797 --> 00:31:28,129
Department of
Child and Family Services.

445
00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:30,100
We met at the police station.

446
00:31:30,135 --> 00:31:31,602
Put the present there.

447
00:31:31,636 --> 00:31:33,729
You have to hurry,
because Lucy's coming.

448
00:31:33,772 --> 00:31:35,239
Come on, hide with us.

449
00:31:35,273 --> 00:31:36,900
Come on, over here.

450
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,810
Annie said Lucy's coming up
the stairs right now.

451
00:31:44,849 --> 00:31:47,750
So you have to assume
the surprise position.

452
00:31:47,786 --> 00:31:49,117
I bet she already knows.

453
00:31:49,154 --> 00:31:51,952
Why are you being
a party pooper?

454
00:31:51,990 --> 00:31:53,457
She's coming now.

455
00:31:53,491 --> 00:31:55,482
You have to assume
the surprise position.

456
00:31:55,527 --> 00:31:58,257
Don't touch me.
I've got cooties!

457
00:31:58,296 --> 00:31:59,627
It's contagious!

458
00:31:59,664 --> 00:32:02,497
Hey, what are you doing?
Get your hands off him.

459
00:32:02,534 --> 00:32:03,501
What are you doing
touching my kid?

460
00:32:03,535 --> 00:32:06,265
-Surprise!
-Leave him alone!

461
00:32:06,304 --> 00:32:09,068
Happy birthday.

462
00:32:09,107 --> 00:32:10,472
Daddy?

463
00:32:10,508 --> 00:32:11,736
You don't
have to call him Daddy.

464
00:32:11,776 --> 00:32:14,176
She said you're not
her real father anyway.

465
00:32:14,212 --> 00:32:16,772
She said she was adopted.

466
00:32:24,389 --> 00:32:26,414
Lucy!

467
00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:28,085
Given the fact
that the father...

468
00:32:28,126 --> 00:32:30,356
was arrested
for solicitation...

469
00:32:30,395 --> 00:32:32,158
couldn't control
his emotions...

470
00:32:32,197 --> 00:32:34,324
endangering other children.

471
00:32:34,366 --> 00:32:38,962
No, you can't!
It's her birthday!

472
00:32:39,004 --> 00:32:41,234
Ms. Calgrove also cites...

473
00:32:41,273 --> 00:32:44,265
Mr. Dawson's mental delays
which raise serious questions...

474
00:32:44,309 --> 00:32:46,675
about his ability
to properly parent.

475
00:32:46,711 --> 00:32:48,440
Run!

476
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,175
I find at this time...

477
00:32:50,215 --> 00:32:52,877
it's not in the best interest of
the child to remain in the home.

478
00:32:52,917 --> 00:32:54,578
And I order her detained...

479
00:32:54,619 --> 00:32:58,077
until a formal
jurisdictional hearing.

480
00:32:58,123 --> 00:33:00,614
Mr. Dawson.

481
00:33:00,659 --> 00:33:03,423
Is there anything
you'd like to add?

482
00:33:03,461 --> 00:33:10,162
I wanted to make it
a really special surprise party.

483
00:33:10,201 --> 00:33:14,035
So I went, and I got plates
at the Pic 'n' Save...

484
00:33:14,072 --> 00:33:19,203
in yellow and in pink--
Like a princess.

485
00:33:19,244 --> 00:33:21,735
And then I went
to the toy store...

486
00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:25,045
and I got balloons
with the helium in them.

487
00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:26,311
-Mr. Dawson?
-Yeah.

488
00:33:26,351 --> 00:33:30,754
It sounds like you gave her
such a lovely party.

489
00:33:30,789 --> 00:33:32,552
Yes, I'm sure it was.

490
00:33:32,590 --> 00:33:36,993
Right now, I want to talk to you
about your legal rights.

491
00:33:37,028 --> 00:33:38,859
OK. There's room
at this table...

492
00:33:38,897 --> 00:33:42,264
if anybody wants
to sit next to me.

493
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:44,165
I just want to talk to you
about your legal rights...

494
00:33:44,202 --> 00:33:48,298
so if you have not already
retained legal counsel...

495
00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:50,638
the court will appoint
someone for you...

496
00:33:50,675 --> 00:33:54,907
to present your case
on January 5. OK?

497
00:33:57,882 --> 00:33:59,679
That's a month from now...

498
00:33:59,718 --> 00:34:03,279
so I come back here
in one month with Lucy.

499
00:34:03,321 --> 00:34:07,849
No, Mr. Dawson. You will have
monitored visits...

500
00:34:07,892 --> 00:34:12,556
two times a week
for two hours.

501
00:34:12,597 --> 00:34:16,055
And now we're moving on
to 4-D, Parker--

502
00:34:16,101 --> 00:34:18,729
What do you mean?

503
00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:24,231
You will see Lucy
two times a week for two hours.

504
00:34:24,275 --> 00:34:27,608
Why isn't Lucy
going home with me?

505
00:34:27,645 --> 00:34:31,911
I want her to go home with me.

506
00:34:31,950 --> 00:34:34,817
Not today.
Thank you, Mr. Dawson.

507
00:34:34,853 --> 00:34:38,812
4-D. Parker vs. Van Wert.
Thank you.

508
00:34:38,857 --> 00:34:41,724
Of course the judge
picked the lawyer.

509
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,252
For God's sake,
put it together.

510
00:34:45,296 --> 00:34:47,025
She's the one who took
Lucy away from you...

511
00:34:47,065 --> 00:34:49,397
so it's time that
you get your own lawyer now.

512
00:34:49,434 --> 00:34:51,334
You guys think I'm guilty?

513
00:34:51,369 --> 00:34:53,837
-No, Sam.
-You didn't kill anybody.

514
00:34:53,872 --> 00:34:55,601
I miss Lucy, Sam.

515
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,335
Me, too.

516
00:34:57,375 --> 00:34:59,002
You need
a personal injury lawyer...

517
00:34:59,043 --> 00:35:01,807
because you have been
personally injured.

518
00:35:01,846 --> 00:35:05,646
When Dustin Hoffman
was trying to keep Billy...

519
00:35:05,683 --> 00:35:07,651
from going back
to Meryl Streep...

520
00:35:07,685 --> 00:35:10,119
his lawyer told him that
it would cost him $15,000...

521
00:35:10,155 --> 00:35:11,554
and that's if we win.

522
00:35:11,589 --> 00:35:14,649
-$15,000!
-And that's if we win.

523
00:35:14,692 --> 00:35:17,354
Don't worry about money, Sam.

524
00:35:17,395 --> 00:35:22,230
Get the best. Century City.
Here. Look at that.

525
00:35:22,267 --> 00:35:23,894
Let me show you
what it looks like.

526
00:35:23,935 --> 00:35:26,768
Rothman, Glenn,
Harrison, and Williams.

527
00:35:28,973 --> 00:35:31,999
This is one of the best ads
I've seen in the Yellow Pages.

528
00:35:32,043 --> 00:35:33,271
So maybe we're going to win.

529
00:35:33,311 --> 00:35:37,441
-We're gonna win.
-One of the best ads I've seen.

530
00:35:37,482 --> 00:35:39,609
With Rothman and Glenn
and Harrison and Williams...

531
00:35:39,651 --> 00:35:41,448
we're gonna win.

532
00:35:45,156 --> 00:35:47,750
Did Fred Kimble call?
I'm already 20 minutes late.

533
00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:50,522
What did Michelle Kresge say?
Was she defensive?

534
00:35:50,562 --> 00:35:51,961
That's ridiculous.

535
00:35:51,996 --> 00:35:53,691
What happened with my car?
Because it wasn't my fault.

536
00:35:53,731 --> 00:35:55,995
Oh, I know.

537
00:35:57,869 --> 00:35:59,962
This is Mr. Dawson.

538
00:36:00,004 --> 00:36:02,837
There was some confusion
with the temp last week--

539
00:36:02,874 --> 00:36:04,273
How do you do? I'm Sam.

540
00:36:04,309 --> 00:36:06,277
Mr. Dawson. It's a pleasure.

541
00:36:06,311 --> 00:36:08,779
Since somebody made a mistake...

542
00:36:08,813 --> 00:36:10,576
unfortunately
we only have a little time.

543
00:36:10,615 --> 00:36:13,015
Hold my calls
unless it's my kid.

544
00:36:14,219 --> 00:36:16,187
That's a wonderful choice.

545
00:36:17,388 --> 00:36:20,186
Can we get you something
to drink?

546
00:36:20,225 --> 00:36:21,852
Is it for free?

547
00:36:25,763 --> 00:36:29,164
-My treat.
-OK. Thank you.

548
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,668
Yeah, I would like
a glass of milk.

549
00:36:31,703 --> 00:36:34,399
Did you get that, Patricia?

550
00:36:34,439 --> 00:36:36,430
Yes.

551
00:36:37,742 --> 00:36:40,677
And Lucy
had an ice cream cake...

552
00:36:40,712 --> 00:36:44,307
with pink flowers--
not white--

553
00:36:44,349 --> 00:36:47,750
and she likes
cherry vanilla because--

554
00:36:47,785 --> 00:36:49,946
If that's Jake Hiller,
put him through.

555
00:36:49,988 --> 00:36:53,515
Jake, no.

556
00:36:53,558 --> 00:36:55,082
So I got cherry--

557
00:36:55,126 --> 00:36:57,594
-Your son's on line two.
-Did you get that?

558
00:36:57,629 --> 00:36:59,119
Tell him to hold
for just one second.

559
00:36:59,163 --> 00:37:00,721
I have to go. The what?

560
00:37:00,765 --> 00:37:03,233
...melted together as orange.

561
00:37:03,268 --> 00:37:05,793
No. Have a nice weekend.

562
00:37:05,837 --> 00:37:08,738
And Brad wanted
a princess on top...

563
00:37:08,773 --> 00:37:11,606
with little pink shoes.

564
00:37:11,643 --> 00:37:13,042
I think there's a--

565
00:37:13,077 --> 00:37:14,738
I think your son's on line two.

566
00:37:14,779 --> 00:37:18,078
Oh, my God. Willy?

567
00:37:18,116 --> 00:37:20,107
Patricia, get Willy back.

568
00:37:20,151 --> 00:37:22,415
Well, keep trying.

569
00:37:22,453 --> 00:37:26,913
Mr. Dawson, quite bluntly,
you can't afford to hire me.

570
00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:31,986
Yeah, because I make
$8.00 an hour at Starbucks.

571
00:37:32,030 --> 00:37:34,726
Per hour. It's an hourly rate.

572
00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:36,495
I could pay you per hour.

573
00:37:36,534 --> 00:37:38,229
Mr. Dawson, I'm sorry,
but I have--

574
00:37:38,269 --> 00:37:42,831
I have to be in court in
eight minutes with the Kresges.

575
00:37:42,874 --> 00:37:46,901
But good luck to you.
Don't give up.

576
00:37:46,945 --> 00:37:49,880
I'm not giving up.
Where am I going?

577
00:37:49,914 --> 00:37:51,313
I can show you out.

578
00:37:54,218 --> 00:37:56,118
Patricia, where are my keys?

579
00:37:56,154 --> 00:37:59,021
This is her
on her first birthday.

580
00:37:59,057 --> 00:38:02,390
December 6.
That's her birthday.

581
00:38:02,427 --> 00:38:04,793
And this is Lucy two years old.

582
00:38:04,829 --> 00:38:08,959
This is Lucy seven years old
on her birthday...

583
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,332
the day they took her away.

584
00:38:11,369 --> 00:38:12,336
Your son's on line two.

585
00:38:12,370 --> 00:38:15,032
Willy, hi.

586
00:38:15,073 --> 00:38:17,974
Jackson told Wyatt he wasn't
my best friend anymore.

587
00:38:18,009 --> 00:38:20,307
Could we possibly talk
about this when I get home?

588
00:38:20,345 --> 00:38:25,373
Willy? Come on, you're
not gonna talk to me now?

589
00:38:25,416 --> 00:38:29,716
I bought a bag of your favorite
lemonade jellybeans.

590
00:38:46,471 --> 00:38:47,870
God!

591
00:38:47,905 --> 00:38:50,499
I hate that stupid coffee table.

592
00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:52,975
How many times, Patricia,
have I told you...

593
00:38:53,011 --> 00:38:55,241
to get rid of
that crappy coffee table?

594
00:39:02,053 --> 00:39:04,351
It's OK.

595
00:39:14,532 --> 00:39:19,560
You have a son, Rita Rothman
Glenn Harrison Williams.

596
00:39:19,604 --> 00:39:23,472
If they took him
away from you...

597
00:39:23,508 --> 00:39:25,442
would you do what
Robert said and got...

598
00:39:25,476 --> 00:39:29,708
the fastest-talking,
four-name lawyer you could?

599
00:39:32,350 --> 00:39:35,717
I may know someone who handles
these kinds of cases.

600
00:39:35,753 --> 00:39:39,621
I'll see if she can help you.
Leave your number with Patricia.

601
00:39:39,657 --> 00:39:41,591
Your therapist
is on line one.

602
00:39:41,626 --> 00:39:43,856
Tell him you can't find me.

603
00:39:46,964 --> 00:39:50,593
I'm gonna leave my number
with you, OK?

604
00:39:54,772 --> 00:40:00,733
I'm ready to make coffee.
Decaf nonfat latte.

605
00:40:00,778 --> 00:40:05,806
It's coffee up to here,
nonfat milk up to here...

606
00:40:05,850 --> 00:40:10,787
and chocolate
or cinnamon sprinkles.

607
00:40:10,822 --> 00:40:12,380
That's pretty good, Sam.
I'll think about it.

608
00:40:12,423 --> 00:40:14,914
We'll come up with a promotion
that's good for you.

609
00:40:19,330 --> 00:40:21,890
But I know what that means.

610
00:40:21,933 --> 00:40:27,166
When I worked as a janitor
at the La Reina Theater...

611
00:40:27,205 --> 00:40:31,073
I asked Mr. Jenkins
if I could be a ticket-taker...

612
00:40:31,109 --> 00:40:33,942
and he said
he would think about it.

613
00:40:33,978 --> 00:40:38,108
And Jimmy Peters got the job.

614
00:40:38,149 --> 00:40:41,118
And he let his friends
in for free.

615
00:40:41,152 --> 00:40:42,949
I promise you, Sam.

616
00:40:42,987 --> 00:40:44,147
We'll come up
with something for you.

617
00:40:44,188 --> 00:40:45,985
You have my word.

618
00:40:46,023 --> 00:40:48,287
Word, words, words.
I need more than that.

619
00:40:48,326 --> 00:40:51,318
I need to make coffee.

620
00:40:51,362 --> 00:40:54,229
I need to pay my lawyer.

621
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,598
I am celebrating
congratulations to us.

622
00:40:58,636 --> 00:41:01,833
These are the moments.
Good night.

623
00:41:09,380 --> 00:41:13,146
By any chance,
did you call your friend?

624
00:41:13,184 --> 00:41:16,278
The one
that does this kind of work?

625
00:41:18,322 --> 00:41:21,450
I don't have her number anymore.

626
00:41:21,492 --> 00:41:24,017
We lost touch.

627
00:41:24,061 --> 00:41:26,723
Yeah, that happens.

628
00:41:26,764 --> 00:41:28,755
If you get
back in touch with her...

629
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,292
and you find her number,
will you call me?

630
00:41:32,336 --> 00:41:34,270
I'm just in the middle of--

631
00:41:34,305 --> 00:41:36,205
It's a special--

632
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:37,332
Yeah, I'll call you.

633
00:41:37,375 --> 00:41:40,469
OK. Yeah.

634
00:41:40,511 --> 00:41:41,637
Is that the new janitor?

635
00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:45,479
Oh, it's a...

636
00:41:45,516 --> 00:41:47,313
a case I'm helping out with...

637
00:41:47,351 --> 00:41:49,285
sort of a pro bono thing.

638
00:41:51,389 --> 00:41:52,686
What's that supposed to mean?

639
00:41:52,723 --> 00:41:56,853
Cracker went down
the wrong pipe.

640
00:41:56,894 --> 00:41:59,021
You think I don't do pro bono?

641
00:41:59,063 --> 00:42:01,793
Have another glass, please.
On me.

642
00:42:01,833 --> 00:42:05,132
No, on you. It's pro bono.

643
00:42:05,169 --> 00:42:07,103
I do pro bono.

644
00:42:07,138 --> 00:42:09,504
I know. You go, girl.

645
00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:12,168
You just spread that love.
Spread it all around.

646
00:42:22,787 --> 00:42:26,780
Stop. Driver, stop the bus.

647
00:42:26,824 --> 00:42:28,951
Stop the bus.

648
00:42:38,236 --> 00:42:41,797
Wait for me. I got it.

649
00:42:41,839 --> 00:42:44,808
Lucy, he's an hour
and 45 minutes late.

650
00:42:44,842 --> 00:42:47,333
You'll only have
a few minutes left.

651
00:42:47,378 --> 00:42:50,973
You can leave if you want.

652
00:42:51,015 --> 00:42:53,210
-Lucy!
-Daddy?

653
00:42:53,251 --> 00:42:55,344
I'm here. I'm here.

654
00:42:55,386 --> 00:42:57,513
It's Daddy. I told you!

655
00:42:57,555 --> 00:42:58,647
Oh, shoot!

656
00:42:58,689 --> 00:43:01,283
I spilled it all. Hi.

657
00:43:03,661 --> 00:43:05,891
And guess her name is.

658
00:43:05,930 --> 00:43:08,626
Her name is Rita Harrison.

659
00:43:08,666 --> 00:43:10,998
Lovely Rita Meter Maid?

660
00:43:11,035 --> 00:43:14,766
Yeah, and Harrison like George.

661
00:43:22,613 --> 00:43:24,274
Is she going to help us?

662
00:43:24,315 --> 00:43:28,376
She can't help us...

663
00:43:28,419 --> 00:43:30,979
but if she ever finds
her friend's number...

664
00:43:31,022 --> 00:43:36,483
who does this kind of cases,
she's gonna call me.

665
00:43:39,797 --> 00:43:42,493
You've grown.

666
00:43:42,533 --> 00:43:43,966
Have l?

667
00:43:44,001 --> 00:43:46,469
Yeah. Because your ears
are bigger...

668
00:43:46,504 --> 00:43:48,495
and your eyes are older.

669
00:43:54,879 --> 00:43:59,339
Guess what I'm gonna get
when I get my next paycheck?

670
00:43:59,383 --> 00:44:01,681
I'm gonna get
an answering machine...

671
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,552
because then you can call
and leave a message.

672
00:44:04,588 --> 00:44:08,388
You can say,
"Hi. This is Lucy."

673
00:44:08,426 --> 00:44:10,360
We can't afford
an answering machine.

674
00:44:10,394 --> 00:44:13,522
Yeah, because
I'm gonna get a big promotion...

675
00:44:13,564 --> 00:44:16,294
a promotion that's big.

676
00:44:16,334 --> 00:44:18,461
They'll let you make coffee?

677
00:44:18,502 --> 00:44:23,303
Always set
your dreams high, Lucy.

678
00:44:25,776 --> 00:44:28,040
I'm sorry, Daddy.

679
00:44:28,079 --> 00:44:29,842
It was all my fault.

680
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,611
Don't say that.

681
00:44:33,651 --> 00:44:36,347
It was not all your fault,
so don't say that.

682
00:44:37,355 --> 00:44:40,153
I wouldn't want
any daddy but you.

683
00:44:46,497 --> 00:44:48,624
Did you hear that?

684
00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:51,100
I said I was sorry!

685
00:44:51,135 --> 00:44:53,729
I said I didn't want
any daddy but him.

686
00:44:53,771 --> 00:44:56,433
Why don't you write that down?

687
00:44:58,576 --> 00:45:02,706
Let me make sure
that I'm clear here.

688
00:45:02,747 --> 00:45:04,874
Are you telling me
neither of you...

689
00:45:04,915 --> 00:45:06,405
wants custody of your child?

690
00:45:06,450 --> 00:45:08,884
He has created a monster.

691
00:45:08,919 --> 00:45:10,580
He is exactly like him.

692
00:45:10,621 --> 00:45:13,419
Here we go again.
It's the same old story.

693
00:45:13,457 --> 00:45:15,618
The tears and the tears.

694
00:45:15,659 --> 00:45:18,093
Oh, my God.
Are you really--

695
00:45:18,129 --> 00:45:19,596
You cannot stand emotion.

696
00:45:19,630 --> 00:45:22,292
I'm right here with you.
Excuse me.

697
00:45:23,501 --> 00:45:25,059
I'm sorry.

698
00:45:25,102 --> 00:45:29,300
Hi! Did you get in touch
with your friend?

699
00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:31,900
Because I need legal advice now.

700
00:45:32,977 --> 00:45:34,706
You said
I couldn't afford you...

701
00:45:34,745 --> 00:45:37,077
so I have to talk to somebody.

702
00:45:42,987 --> 00:45:47,822
That's why I told you
I would be your lawyer pro bono.

703
00:45:47,858 --> 00:45:52,557
I don't understand
exactly what you mean.

704
00:45:52,596 --> 00:45:55,156
You told me
that you would be my lawyer?

705
00:45:55,199 --> 00:45:56,325
Sam, I'm your--

706
00:45:56,367 --> 00:45:59,302
Golly, because
I must have misunderstood.

707
00:45:59,336 --> 00:46:01,429
I told you that
when we first met.

708
00:46:01,472 --> 00:46:04,236
You said
you would be my lawyer?

709
00:46:04,275 --> 00:46:05,902
Yes. Sam--

710
00:46:05,943 --> 00:46:09,674
You're my lawyer!

711
00:46:09,713 --> 00:46:11,578
That's right. I'm your lawyer.

712
00:46:11,615 --> 00:46:13,583
And I can pay you per hour.

713
00:46:13,617 --> 00:46:15,642
-No, no, no.
-On the hour.

714
00:46:15,686 --> 00:46:17,517
Pro bono. It's free.

715
00:46:19,223 --> 00:46:21,316
My lawyer for free.

716
00:46:21,358 --> 00:46:23,622
Now, you--God.

717
00:46:23,661 --> 00:46:27,688
Thank you.
Because I have to get this.

718
00:46:27,731 --> 00:46:30,427
It's "Urgent, open immediately"

719
00:46:30,468 --> 00:46:32,527
For my lawyer for free!

720
00:46:34,405 --> 00:46:37,169
They want to have you
evaluated by a shrink...

721
00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:41,110
and your appointment is today!
At 3:00.

722
00:46:41,145 --> 00:46:42,669
It's today! It's now.

723
00:46:42,713 --> 00:46:44,647
I don't actually
want to go to a shrink.

724
00:46:44,682 --> 00:46:46,240
Sam, you don't actually
have a choice.

725
00:46:46,283 --> 00:46:47,341
It's court-ordered.

726
00:46:47,384 --> 00:46:50,842
The lady in your office
is crying.

727
00:46:53,691 --> 00:46:55,318
Patricia,
I'm in the middle of a meeting.

728
00:46:55,359 --> 00:46:56,690
Can you get him out of here?

729
00:46:56,727 --> 00:46:59,025
Don't feel bad.

730
00:46:59,063 --> 00:47:00,997
Sam, come with me.

731
00:47:01,031 --> 00:47:02,430
Don't feel bad.

732
00:47:02,466 --> 00:47:04,058
We'll get through this.
Will you excuse us?

733
00:47:04,101 --> 00:47:08,595
It's their turn now, not yours.
Theirs.

734
00:47:08,639 --> 00:47:11,039
If you leave now,
you can make this...

735
00:47:11,075 --> 00:47:12,599
and you have to make it.

736
00:47:12,643 --> 00:47:16,272
But I have to take
the number 13...

737
00:47:16,313 --> 00:47:20,977
downtown Wilshire express
to Grand Street...

738
00:47:21,018 --> 00:47:26,456
then I transfer to the number 34
at Cesar Chavez Avenue...

739
00:47:26,490 --> 00:47:29,152
because that used
to be Brooklyn Avenue...

740
00:47:29,193 --> 00:47:32,026
and my grandfather
had a bakery on it...

741
00:47:32,062 --> 00:47:33,962
when it was Brooklyn Avenue.

742
00:47:33,998 --> 00:47:37,331
I don't think I can get there
at the time I'm supposed to.

743
00:47:37,368 --> 00:47:41,361
Go, for Christ sakes!
Green means "Go."

744
00:47:41,405 --> 00:47:43,771
I don't like to go to shrinks.

745
00:47:43,807 --> 00:47:46,002
You and me both.

746
00:47:46,043 --> 00:47:48,136
Right or left?

747
00:47:48,179 --> 00:47:51,012
Which is it gonna be,
bonehead?

748
00:47:51,048 --> 00:47:52,538
Right turn ahead.

749
00:47:52,583 --> 00:47:53,607
Right on Vermont?

750
00:47:53,651 --> 00:47:55,915
That'll be another 20 minutes,
you idiot!

751
00:47:58,055 --> 00:48:01,786
Did your mommy make you
go to a shrink, too?

752
00:48:01,825 --> 00:48:05,317
No. Well, sort of.

753
00:48:05,362 --> 00:48:07,262
I spent the whole time
talking about her.

754
00:48:07,298 --> 00:48:09,960
Well, that's nice.

755
00:48:11,435 --> 00:48:14,029
-Office.
-Dialing home.

756
00:48:14,071 --> 00:48:16,539
Office! God damn it!

757
00:48:18,442 --> 00:48:21,104
You're going much faster
than everybody else.

758
00:48:21,145 --> 00:48:24,410
I wonder if you noticed that,
because I noticed that.

759
00:48:24,448 --> 00:48:26,245
Go!

760
00:48:36,493 --> 00:48:38,120
No more shrinks.

761
00:48:39,129 --> 00:48:41,529
I'm sorry, Mrs. Dawson...

762
00:48:41,565 --> 00:48:45,126
but if I were you, I wouldn't
waste any more of my time.

763
00:48:45,169 --> 00:48:50,903
Sorry, Mrs. Dawson, but I think
you should put Sam in a home.

764
00:48:50,941 --> 00:48:54,240
Sam in a home.

765
00:48:54,278 --> 00:48:56,371
Mr. Dawson,
you do understand...

766
00:48:56,413 --> 00:48:58,779
that since I'm a
court-appointed psychologist...

767
00:48:58,816 --> 00:49:01,842
the traditional client-therapist
confidentiality...

768
00:49:01,885 --> 00:49:04,183
will be waived.

769
00:49:04,221 --> 00:49:05,916
Do you understand that?

770
00:49:05,956 --> 00:49:08,254
That the confidentiality
will be waived.

771
00:49:12,997 --> 00:49:15,625
Good. Let's begin.

772
00:49:15,666 --> 00:49:20,228
I went to a doctor one time
who had an orange office.

773
00:49:20,271 --> 00:49:25,402
All the walls
were painted orange.

774
00:49:25,442 --> 00:49:29,003
Do you know her?
She has an orange office...

775
00:49:29,046 --> 00:49:31,446
and she's in Van Nuys.

776
00:49:31,482 --> 00:49:33,382
I wanted to ask you about Lucy.

777
00:49:33,417 --> 00:49:34,714
How old is she now?

778
00:49:34,752 --> 00:49:37,983
She's six. She's seven.

779
00:49:38,022 --> 00:49:40,456
She just had a birthday,
I think.

780
00:49:42,993 --> 00:49:44,688
How was that party?

781
00:49:48,165 --> 00:49:49,962
"Before you read
your message...

782
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,969
"press the red button
for record."

783
00:49:53,003 --> 00:49:56,905
Let's start with the O.G.M.

784
00:49:59,710 --> 00:50:03,373
What? I don't know.
I don't think it's working.

785
00:50:03,414 --> 00:50:06,212
I think it's because
it's a used machine.

786
00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:09,913
It's not used. It's pre-owned.

787
00:50:09,953 --> 00:50:13,047
A guy bought it
for his auto shop...

788
00:50:13,090 --> 00:50:14,751
and then he got a secretary.

789
00:50:14,792 --> 00:50:16,350
Testing, 1, 2, 3.

790
00:50:16,393 --> 00:50:18,918
That's a good code.

791
00:50:18,962 --> 00:50:22,693
I can remember that--1, 2, 3.

792
00:50:22,733 --> 00:50:23,995
4, 5, 6.

793
00:50:24,034 --> 00:50:26,002
7, 8, 9.

794
00:50:26,036 --> 00:50:28,266
9, 10, 1 1, 12.

795
00:50:28,305 --> 00:50:29,738
Quick. You're recording.

796
00:50:31,642 --> 00:50:33,576
Hi. This is--

797
00:50:33,610 --> 00:50:36,511
Hi. This is Sam.
I'm not home.

798
00:50:36,547 --> 00:50:39,015
No, you really
don't want to say that...

799
00:50:39,049 --> 00:50:42,985
because you don't want
to tell them you're not home.

800
00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:45,682
-Then I'm lying.
-Everybody's lying.

801
00:50:45,723 --> 00:50:47,782
Sam, you are on the air.

802
00:50:47,825 --> 00:50:50,123
Hi. How are you?

803
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,857
Maybe you sound
a little bit too excited.

804
00:50:53,897 --> 00:50:57,890
And maybe you might think
about lowering your voice...

805
00:50:57,935 --> 00:50:59,698
so maybe Lucy can hear you.

806
00:50:59,737 --> 00:51:01,261
Go, Sam.

807
00:51:01,305 --> 00:51:07,039
Hi, Lucy.
Thank you for calling me.

808
00:51:07,077 --> 00:51:09,568
That was good.

809
00:51:09,613 --> 00:51:12,548
But did I sound like
a good father?

810
00:51:15,018 --> 00:51:17,646
But it's an outgoing message...

811
00:51:17,688 --> 00:51:21,283
so I think you need to sound
a little more outgoing.

812
00:51:21,325 --> 00:51:24,419
Hi. This is Sam.
I'm not ho--Shoot.

813
00:51:24,461 --> 00:51:26,759
Hi. This is Sam !

814
00:51:26,797 --> 00:51:32,235
I think you should
sound like a normal person.

815
00:51:32,269 --> 00:51:35,432
From the heart.

816
00:51:35,472 --> 00:51:37,064
From the heart.

817
00:51:37,107 --> 00:51:40,133
This is--Hello.
Thank you for calling.

818
00:51:40,177 --> 00:51:42,042
This is Sam.

819
00:51:42,079 --> 00:51:43,410
Wow.

820
00:51:43,447 --> 00:51:47,781
I feel that was a very touching
moment right there.

821
00:51:47,818 --> 00:51:49,911
I felt that one.

822
00:51:49,953 --> 00:51:52,922
High-five.

823
00:51:54,124 --> 00:51:57,890
We have a lot to go over,
and I have five minutes.

824
00:51:57,928 --> 00:52:00,522
Rothman, Glenn,
Harrison, Williams...

825
00:52:00,564 --> 00:52:02,259
is on the 29th floor.

826
00:52:02,299 --> 00:52:03,823
That's 29 floors up...

827
00:52:03,867 --> 00:52:06,631
and the elevators
are actually over there.

828
00:52:06,670 --> 00:52:10,162
Keep up.
Got to do my cardio. 120.

829
00:52:10,207 --> 00:52:12,266
Got to get to 125
to make it count.

830
00:52:12,309 --> 00:52:15,506
I need that list of names
from you...

831
00:52:15,546 --> 00:52:17,537
people who can testify
that you're a good father...

832
00:52:17,581 --> 00:52:18,878
despite your handicap.

833
00:52:18,916 --> 00:52:22,374
Just my husband.
I didn't mean your handicap.

834
00:52:22,419 --> 00:52:24,444
I meant your disability.

835
00:52:24,488 --> 00:52:27,150
The fact that you're retarded--
that's not the right word.

836
00:52:27,191 --> 00:52:28,715
I don't know what to call you.

837
00:52:30,727 --> 00:52:33,127
Sam. You can call me Sam.

838
00:52:33,163 --> 00:52:37,725
All right! Hello. Hi, Todd.

839
00:52:37,768 --> 00:52:40,328
I was out of range.
How you doing?

840
00:52:41,772 --> 00:52:44,570
What do you mean,
what's that supposed to mean?

841
00:52:46,376 --> 00:52:49,209
You're supposed
to be taking him to karate.

842
00:52:49,246 --> 00:52:52,409
Are you eating?
No, I will not hold on.

843
00:52:52,449 --> 00:52:53,575
Go pick him up.

844
00:52:53,617 --> 00:52:56,518
I can't hear you.
I'm in the car.

845
00:52:56,553 --> 00:52:58,953
They put you through to me.

846
00:52:58,989 --> 00:53:01,253
I'm losing you.

847
00:53:02,726 --> 00:53:06,059
What makes Sam a good father?

848
00:53:06,096 --> 00:53:10,556
The important thing is for
Sam to be a very good father...

849
00:53:10,601 --> 00:53:13,161
is to be there for her...

850
00:53:13,203 --> 00:53:19,540
because the smarter Lucy is,
the smarter she will get.

851
00:53:22,045 --> 00:53:24,377
So what makes Sam a good father?

852
00:53:24,414 --> 00:53:27,178
Lucy's first word was "Annie..."

853
00:53:27,217 --> 00:53:31,210
and her fifth word was "Joe."

854
00:53:31,255 --> 00:53:32,620
And I'm Joe.

855
00:53:36,059 --> 00:53:39,495
Sam is a very good father...

856
00:53:39,530 --> 00:53:43,022
because he likes green things...

857
00:53:43,066 --> 00:53:44,795
Like I like green things
very much.

858
00:53:44,835 --> 00:53:47,167
I like green peas.

859
00:53:47,204 --> 00:53:49,604
My cousin Luke works for
the organization--

860
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,904
environmental organization
Greenpeace...

861
00:53:51,942 --> 00:53:54,001
and they like
to save the whales.

862
00:53:54,044 --> 00:53:55,534
I like whales.

863
00:53:55,579 --> 00:53:58,013
"Moby Dick" was one of my
all-time favorite classics...

864
00:53:58,048 --> 00:53:59,276
by Herman Melville.

865
00:53:59,316 --> 00:54:01,784
Wait.
Why are you recording this?

866
00:54:01,818 --> 00:54:03,877
It's often necessary--

867
00:54:03,921 --> 00:54:05,479
You didn't say anything
about a tape recorder.

868
00:54:05,522 --> 00:54:08,491
-Who's listening?
-Me.

869
00:54:08,525 --> 00:54:10,686
What is that supposed to mean?

870
00:54:10,727 --> 00:54:11,887
Nothing.

871
00:54:11,929 --> 00:54:14,454
Who are you really?

872
00:54:16,767 --> 00:54:18,394
I need to speak
to my lawyer now.

873
00:54:39,690 --> 00:54:41,954
I don't think you realize
what you're up against.

874
00:54:41,992 --> 00:54:44,256
We have to be in court
in three days...

875
00:54:44,294 --> 00:54:45,989
and we don't have
a decent witness.

876
00:54:46,029 --> 00:54:48,429
Now, you've got to know
someone who can testify...

877
00:54:48,465 --> 00:54:49,796
who's been to college...

878
00:54:49,833 --> 00:54:52,267
or has a degree of some kind...

879
00:54:52,302 --> 00:54:55,294
or has some way
of expressing themselves...

880
00:54:55,339 --> 00:54:58,172
that will make the court
believe you deserve...

881
00:54:58,208 --> 00:54:59,175
to get your daughter back.

882
00:54:59,209 --> 00:55:02,770
I need coffee. Big, tall.

883
00:55:02,813 --> 00:55:04,804
Tall is the smallest.

884
00:55:04,848 --> 00:55:06,372
Yeah, of course.

885
00:55:06,416 --> 00:55:08,316
Once you think of this person...

886
00:55:08,352 --> 00:55:13,483
and there has to be one person,
call me at work.

887
00:55:13,523 --> 00:55:16,424
Because
I'm going back there now...

888
00:55:16,460 --> 00:55:20,988
to my seven other cases. What?

889
00:55:21,031 --> 00:55:24,489
Mrs. Robeck. I'm on the 405.

890
00:55:24,534 --> 00:55:26,001
The traffic is horrible.

891
00:55:26,036 --> 00:55:28,630
You want this
for here or to go?

892
00:55:28,672 --> 00:55:30,435
Dorothy?

893
00:55:31,441 --> 00:55:32,965
Oh, no. No.

894
00:55:33,010 --> 00:55:36,138
Tow truck is towing your car.

895
00:55:36,179 --> 00:55:38,010
Son of a bitch.

896
00:55:38,048 --> 00:55:39,845
It's towing your car.

897
00:55:39,883 --> 00:55:44,013
No, wait! Stop!
It's my car. Stop.

898
00:55:44,054 --> 00:55:46,386
But, Annie, it's just one day.

899
00:55:46,423 --> 00:55:50,154
And Lucy needs you
because you went to college...

900
00:55:50,193 --> 00:55:54,562
and you can
give the right answers.

901
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,441
And we can't lose her.

902
00:56:08,845 --> 00:56:11,746
I'd make it worse for you.

903
00:56:11,782 --> 00:56:14,250
I can't do it.

904
00:56:14,284 --> 00:56:17,117
Don't you think I would
if I could?

905
00:56:20,857 --> 00:56:24,122
All rise for the Honorable
Judge Phillip McNeilly.

906
00:56:30,567 --> 00:56:31,864
Hi, guys.

907
00:56:31,902 --> 00:56:33,631
Hi, Sam.

908
00:56:33,670 --> 00:56:35,763
Boy, you did a wonderful job
making those signs.

909
00:56:35,806 --> 00:56:38,604
You're welcome, Sam.
Good luck, buddy.

910
00:56:38,642 --> 00:56:40,200
Go get 'em.

911
00:56:42,112 --> 00:56:44,376
Although,
at her birthday party...

912
00:56:44,414 --> 00:56:48,475
I believe her true feelings
about her father were revealed.

913
00:56:48,518 --> 00:56:50,884
Objection.
"True feelings revealed"?

914
00:56:50,921 --> 00:56:52,980
Your Honor,
Ms. Davis is an expert...

915
00:56:53,023 --> 00:56:55,218
appointed by the court
for her opinion.

916
00:56:55,258 --> 00:56:56,350
I'll allow it.

917
00:56:56,393 --> 00:56:58,327
Then every child who rages...

918
00:56:58,361 --> 00:57:00,352
because they
didn't get to stay up...

919
00:57:00,397 --> 00:57:02,422
that extra hour to watch TV--

920
00:57:02,466 --> 00:57:03,956
Any child who said
they hated their parents...

921
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,262
because
they didn't want a bath...

922
00:57:05,302 --> 00:57:07,270
would be a prime candidate
for foster care?

923
00:57:07,304 --> 00:57:09,932
-Objection, Your Honor.
-Sustained.

924
00:57:09,973 --> 00:57:12,066
I think they want you to stop.

925
00:57:12,109 --> 00:57:14,304
Really?

926
00:57:14,344 --> 00:57:16,403
Thank you, Sam.

927
00:57:16,446 --> 00:57:18,846
Yeah, OK.
Brad's wearing a tie today...

928
00:57:18,882 --> 00:57:21,908
and I think the tie
looks wonderful on you, Brad.

929
00:57:21,952 --> 00:57:23,817
You look great, too.

930
00:57:27,124 --> 00:57:29,649
There's a lady--
she's writing everything down.

931
00:57:29,693 --> 00:57:32,753
Watch what you say.

932
00:57:32,796 --> 00:57:35,663
I have the best friends
in the whole world.

933
00:57:35,699 --> 00:57:39,328
Continue with your witness,
Mr. Turner.

934
00:57:39,369 --> 00:57:42,805
Ms. Davis, I assume
in your therapy session...

935
00:57:42,839 --> 00:57:46,502
that Mr. Dawson extolled
his parenting ability.

936
00:57:46,543 --> 00:57:48,101
On the contrary.

937
00:57:48,145 --> 00:57:54,209
Mr. Dawson admitted
he felt very confused at times.

938
00:57:54,251 --> 00:57:56,310
Actually,
that he felt terrified...

939
00:57:56,353 --> 00:57:59,789
that he'd made and would
continue to make--

940
00:57:59,823 --> 00:58:03,691
and I can quote here--

941
00:58:03,727 --> 00:58:06,059
"Huge mistakes,
huge mistakes...

942
00:58:06,096 --> 00:58:07,563
"mistakes that are huge."

943
00:58:07,597 --> 00:58:11,795
Thank you.
No further questions.

944
00:58:11,835 --> 00:58:13,393
You're a mother,
aren't you, Ms. Davis?

945
00:58:13,436 --> 00:58:15,336
Yes, I am.

946
00:58:15,372 --> 00:58:19,433
Would it be fair to say that...

947
00:58:19,476 --> 00:58:22,843
as a parent, you've been
confused from time to time...

948
00:58:22,879 --> 00:58:25,177
possibly overwhelmed
on occasion...

949
00:58:25,215 --> 00:58:26,648
even though
you're a wonderful mother?

950
00:58:26,683 --> 00:58:29,174
If Ms. Davis
has never had a moment...

951
00:58:29,219 --> 00:58:30,481
where she's been confused
as a mother...

952
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,353
it would bias
her expert opinion.

953
00:58:33,390 --> 00:58:36,223
I know that I have
many moments as a parent...

954
00:58:36,259 --> 00:58:38,784
where I felt
I've made huge mistakes.

955
00:58:38,829 --> 00:58:40,524
Objection.

956
00:58:40,564 --> 00:58:42,589
Get to the relevant point,
Ms. Harrison.

957
00:58:42,632 --> 00:58:44,691
The point is, you've never
had those moments...

958
00:58:44,734 --> 00:58:46,258
have you, Ms. Davis?

959
00:58:46,303 --> 00:58:49,431
Moments that every parent
I've ever spoken to has.

960
00:58:49,472 --> 00:58:52,930
Moments where the task is
so unbelievably challenging...

961
00:58:52,976 --> 00:58:54,841
that you feel retarded...

962
00:58:54,878 --> 00:58:56,743
disabled in some way.

963
00:58:56,780 --> 00:59:00,238
Moments where everyone seems
to have the key but you.

964
00:59:00,283 --> 00:59:01,807
Really, to be honest--

965
00:59:01,852 --> 00:59:03,717
Yes or no?
Please answer the question.

966
00:59:03,753 --> 00:59:05,778
I didn't really
feel right now--

967
00:59:05,822 --> 00:59:07,255
Let me rephrase the question.

968
00:59:07,290 --> 00:59:09,554
-When your son O.D.'d--
-Objection.

969
00:59:09,593 --> 00:59:11,959
If Ms. Davis didn't feel
she had made mistakes...

970
00:59:11,995 --> 00:59:13,223
mistakes that were huge...

971
00:59:13,263 --> 00:59:15,458
it might bias her opinion
toward Mr. Dawson.

972
00:59:15,498 --> 00:59:17,227
I'll allow it.

973
00:59:17,267 --> 00:59:20,395
Ms. Davis,
when your son O.D.'d...

974
00:59:20,437 --> 00:59:24,874
did you feel that you
might have made mistakes...

975
00:59:24,908 --> 00:59:26,842
mistakes that were huge?

976
00:59:30,180 --> 00:59:32,171
Yes.

977
00:59:34,084 --> 00:59:35,210
Yes.

978
00:59:35,252 --> 00:59:37,152
No further questions.

979
00:59:41,491 --> 00:59:43,425
You made her cry.

980
00:59:43,460 --> 00:59:44,518
I got lucky.

981
00:59:44,561 --> 00:59:46,995
Oh, no.
That's not nice to make her cry.

982
00:59:47,030 --> 00:59:48,156
Only in there.

983
00:59:48,198 --> 00:59:51,998
And your secretary
when you hated your desk.

984
00:59:53,370 --> 00:59:56,669
Green and yellow
on the same plate.

985
00:59:56,706 --> 00:59:59,470
Could you separate
the lima beans...

986
00:59:59,509 --> 01:00:01,443
from the corn, please?

987
01:00:01,478 --> 01:00:04,242
Sam, don't be impossible.

988
01:00:04,281 --> 01:00:06,841
Can I have
the spinach omelette--

989
01:00:06,883 --> 01:00:09,010
only egg whites,
no fat, no oil, no butter.

990
01:00:09,052 --> 01:00:11,077
-And extra mushrooms?
-Absolutely.

991
01:00:13,757 --> 01:00:15,122
My treat.

992
01:00:15,158 --> 01:00:16,819
-No, no, no--
-My treat.

993
01:00:16,860 --> 01:00:18,350
My pro bono.

994
01:00:18,395 --> 01:00:22,456
That means she doesn't
have to pay. I pay.

995
01:00:26,403 --> 01:00:28,371
Sam, do you really
want to get this...

996
01:00:28,405 --> 01:00:31,431
or are you just trying to...

997
01:00:31,474 --> 01:00:34,932
trying to act like a...

998
01:00:35,946 --> 01:00:38,471
What do you mean?

999
01:00:40,817 --> 01:00:43,684
You know, like--Never mind.

1000
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,711
I'm a grownup.

1001
01:00:45,755 --> 01:00:48,019
I didn't say that.

1002
01:00:48,058 --> 01:00:49,389
You think what they think.

1003
01:00:49,426 --> 01:00:52,827
You're my lawyer,
and you think what they think?

1004
01:00:52,862 --> 01:00:54,329
I don't have a chance.

1005
01:00:54,364 --> 01:00:57,231
I think...

1006
01:00:57,267 --> 01:00:58,962
you deserve a fair trial.

1007
01:00:59,002 --> 01:01:00,993
Do you think what they think?

1008
01:01:01,037 --> 01:01:04,370
Sam can't order food
or Sam can't pay a check.

1009
01:01:04,407 --> 01:01:06,307
Sam can't take care of Lucy?

1010
01:01:06,343 --> 01:01:09,005
It doesn't matter what I think.
It matters that we win.

1011
01:01:09,045 --> 01:01:10,740
It matters what you think.

1012
01:01:10,780 --> 01:01:13,874
It doesn't matter to them
what I think.

1013
01:01:13,917 --> 01:01:16,351
It matters to me!

1014
01:01:17,354 --> 01:01:20,255
It matters to me!

1015
01:01:26,963 --> 01:01:32,128
$14.33.
That's five ones...

1016
01:01:35,472 --> 01:01:38,498
Two quarters. 14.33.

1017
01:01:38,541 --> 01:01:41,032
Five ones and two quarters.

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