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Holy shit!

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Oh, fuck!

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No, no, no!

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Oh, shit!

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Hi, l'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass!

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All right, boys and girls.
lt's time for a puppet show.

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Once upon a time,
there was a hungry serpent

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and a lonely field mouse
who needed a friend.

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Hello, Mr. Serpent.

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My name is Mr. Mousey.
l wanna be your friend.

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Yeah, just make sure my
whole weiner's out. l wanna look good.

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How about if l tickle him on the tail?
Hey, over here.

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That's not nice.

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That's not the way we play back home.

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That was not nice.

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Dude.

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He's like an inch away.

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Here we go. Give me a little kissy.

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A little kiss.

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Oh, God!

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Oh, God, that hurts!

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lt's got its tooth stuck in his dick!

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l guess the puppet show's over then.

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Oh, my God.

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''Hi, Jackass guys.

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''l heard you were staying at this hotel.''

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-What the fuck is that?
-Dude, look at that.

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lt's like... Someone like...

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Look at it. What is this?
l can't even read it, dude.

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