{1524}{1595}It all began|on New Year's Day...
{1596}{1674}in my thirty-second year|of being single.
{1705}{1762}Once again,|I found myself on my own...
{1763}{1864}and going to my mother's|annual turkey curry buffet.
{1865}{1903}Every year,|she tries to fix me up...
{1903}{1960}with some bushy-haired,|middle-aged bore...
{1961}{2038}and I feared this year|would be no exception.
{2039}{2083}There you are, dumpling.
{2084}{2123}My mum-
{2124}{2157}a strange creature|from the time...
{2158}{2190}when pickles on tooth picks...
{2191}{2227}were still the height|of sophistication.
{2228}{2267}Doilies, Pam?|Hello, Bridget.
{2268}{2319}Third drawer from the top, Una.
{2320}{2367}Under the mini gherkins.
{2367}{2468}By the way, the Darcys are here.|They brought Mark with them.
{2469}{2507}Ah, here we go.
{2508}{2541}You remember Mark.
{2542}{2582}You used to play|in his paddling pool.
{2583}{2627}He's a barrister.|Very well off.
{2627}{2676}No, I don't remember.
{2677}{2723}He's divorced, apparently.
{2724}{2783}His wife was Japanese.|Very cruel race.
{2784}{2824}Now, what are you|going to put on?
{2825}{2852}This.
{2853}{2898}Oh, don't be silly,|Bridget.
{2899}{2926}You'll never get a boyfriend...
{2927}{2974}if you look like you've|wandered out of Auschwitz.
{2975}{2999}Now, run upstairs.
{3000}{3047}l've laid out something|lovely on your bed.
{3126}{3217}You're just too good to be true
{3217}{3275}Can't take my eyes off of you
{3276}{3381}Great.|I was wearing a carpet.
{3381}{3425}There she is.
{3426}{3521}My little Bridget
{3522}{3582}Hi, Uncle Geoffrey. Ha ha.
{3583}{3614}-Hmm. Had a drink?|-No.
{3615}{3645}No? Come on, then.
{3646}{3687}Actually, not my uncle.
{3688}{3730}Someone who insists|I call him uncle...
{3731}{3763}while he gropes my ass...
{3764}{3838}and asks me the question|dreaded by all Singletons.
{3839}{3912}So... how's your love life?
{3913}{3966}Super. Thanks, Uncle G.
{3967}{4015}Still no fellow, then, eh?|I ...