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Was it all just a dream?

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God bless you, Florida. 
Thank you!

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Did the last four years not really happen?

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Look, there's Ben Affleck.

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He's often in my dreams.

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And the taxi driver guy.

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He was there too.

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And little Stevie Wonder,

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he seemed so happy,

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like a miracle had taken place.

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Was it a dream?

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Or was it real?

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It was election night 2000

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and everything seemed to be going as planned.

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In New York,

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Al Gore is our projected winner.

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The Garden State is green for Gore.

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We project that Mr. Gore
is the winner in Delaware.

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This state has voted with the winner in...

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Mike, you know I wouldn't do this
if it weren't big:

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Florida goes for Al Gore.

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CNN announces that we call Florida
in the Al Gore column.

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Then something called the Fox News Channel

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called the election in favor of the other guy.

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Sorry to interrupt you;

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Fox News now projects George W. Bush

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the winner in Florida

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and thus it appears

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the winner of the ...

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Good morning, Matt.

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Tell me about the product

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you're bringing to the market.

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It's a, emergency escape chute.

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It's an option of last resort.

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How high do you have to be in the building

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for that chute to actually take effect?

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You only have to be on the 10th floor or above.

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They can put this on themselves?

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Right, they can put this on themselves

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in as easy as about thirty seconds...

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It's real easy to put on.

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It's easy to put on, but uh...

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when you first get this chute

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you're gonna wanna put it on

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and try it on a few times yourself.

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Jamie's havin' a little trouble puttin' that thing on,

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I wanna mention.

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I mean, is, is this something that,

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that you honestly think that in a moment of,

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of panic that someone can,

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can operate properly?

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah, it is.

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It's it's, this is actually, uh,

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Jamie's probably never put this thing on

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before in her life, so...

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It's okay.

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Don't worry about it.

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