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I want to tell you about the time
I almost died.

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I never thought it would happen to me.

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Not at this age.

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Beaten...

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...outsmarted.

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How did I get into this fix?
How did it all begin?

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If I go back to the beginning
that'll take forever.

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So, let's start more recently.

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Somewhere.

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Anywhere.

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Reese.

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I thought the governor
didn't approve of this.

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The more they don't approve,
the more they want to watch.

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So what is this, six notches on your beIt?

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Eight.

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CongratuIations.

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Fuck you.

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Ask me more niceIy, huh?

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John Hobbes.

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You're wanted in the dance haII.

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Edgar Reese.

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WeII, weII, weII.

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Look who's here.

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It's the briIIiant detective
who seaIed my brutish fate.

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That's right.

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So, what's this?
They're making you famous now?

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Big time. They're gonna put me
in the movies. Documentary.

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AII courtesy of the ACLU.
They'II shoot me getting smoked.

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Who knows?
Maybe it'II be a big video rentaI.

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Dit gaat over de keer dat ik bijna doodging.

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Nooit gedacht dat het mij zou overkomen.

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Niet op deze leeftijd.

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Verslagen...

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verschalkt.

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Hoe ik hierin verzeild ben geraakt?
Hoe 't begonnen is?

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Vanaf 't begin vertellen duurt te lang.

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Ik begin vanaf een later moment.

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Ergens.

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Om het even waar.

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Vanaf Reese.

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De gouverneur was hier toch tegen?

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Hoe meer ze ertegen zijn,
hoe liever ze toekijken.

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Wat is dit, je zesde succes?

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't Achtste.

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Gefeliciteerd.

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Val dood.

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Heb ik iets verkeerds gezegd?

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John Hobbes.

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U wordt gevraagd in de balzaal.

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Edgar Reese.

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Kijk 's aan.

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Wie we hier hebben.

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De briljante rechercheur
die m'n lot heeft bezegeld.

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Klopt.

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Wat is dit? Gaan ze je beroemd maken?

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Erg beroemd. lk word filmster.
Documentaire.

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Met dank aan de mensenrechten.
Ze filmen hoe ik afgemaakt word.

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Misschien wordt 't wel een kaskraker.

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Chique dames laten 't aan hun gasten zien:

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