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[Male Narrating]
We must begin our story,
sad to say, with an empty chair.

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If it were not empty,
we would not have a story.

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But it is, and we do,
and it is time to tell it.

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This is the story of my family–

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of my seven children
who are all very clever...

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but all very, very, very naughty.

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[Screaming]

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[Narrator]
This is Nanny Whetstone,

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the 17th nanny I had hired
to look after my children.

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[Screaming]
She was the strictest,
the toughest...

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and the most fearless nanny
in all the land.

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And as I went to work that morning
at the local funeral parlor,

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I was confident in the knowledge
that there was nothing,

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absolutely nothing, that my children
could do to upset her.
[Whetstone Screaming]

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They've eaten the baby!

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[Narrator]
Except that.

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[Boy]
He's coming.!
He's coming.! He's coming.!

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[Girl]
Quiet.
He's coming.

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Shh.!
[Whispering, Indistinct]

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[Belches]

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Children, where's Aggy?

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[Jingling]

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[Jingles]

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Oh, look at you.
You're all cabbagey.

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Oh. Oh, you're all gravy.

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As was doubtless your intention,
Nanny Wh ...