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"Once in every nighttime,
someone comes around. "

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-"I'm coming to get you. "
-No.

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"There's someone
that makes sleeping difficult. "

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"Cassie. "

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"I'm coming."

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Who's there?

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-"The Tickle Monster."
-No.

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"That's right, Sylvester Stallone
is the Tickle Monster."

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"I'm gonna tickle you."

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"What?"
"I'm gonna tickle you."

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"What?"
"I'm gonna tickle you!"

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Daddy, help.

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I'm here, Cassie.
Unhand my daughter, Tickle Monster.

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Oh, hand-to-hand.

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-Look, over there.
-Go, Daddy, go.

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"Oh, dear."

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-Is she still up?
-Yeah.

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Yeah, I just gave her a warm bath...

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...and now she's more wide-awake
than I am.

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She won't be so sharp
for her big meeting tomorrow.

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-Good night, sweetie.
-Night, Mommy.

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Well, if I can get Carl to sleep
in the next 10 minutes...

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-...you might still have a shot tonight.
-Use a mallet if you have to.

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-Daddy?
-Yeah, baby?

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I'm never gonna get married.

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Why not? It's not as bad as it looks.

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Because I always want to live here
with you.

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Well, you know, one day,
you're gonna grow up...

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...meet a wonderful guy,
and you're gonna get married.

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But you and I
will always be best friends.

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Good night, Cassie.

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Dad, could you be any more of a dork?

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Cassie, you know where this girl lives
or you just think you know?

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I know where,
I just know one way to get there.

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-And you refuse to go that way.
-Because it's a stupid way.

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-lf you consider getting there stupid.
-Why don't you use the navigation?

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Because Sacajawea back there
doesn't know the name of the street.

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She knows it as "the one
next to the one with the fountain."

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Hey, Dad,
Cassie just gave you the finger.

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If we don't find this house
in two minutes--

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-There it is.
-Okay, honey...

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...hurry up, go get your friend.

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-Jerk.
-I heard that.

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Good.

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-Where are they?
-She just left.

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Okay.

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Which friend is this, the nice one?

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You used to know all her friends.

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-You were funny and charming.
-Well, she's 15.

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She doesn't want me to be charming.
She finds it creepy.

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Oh, no.

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It's the too-nice one.

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Hi, thanks for inviting me.

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Any friend of Cassie's
is always welcome.

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We're a little late.

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Remember, congratulate Todd
on the Alpine soda merger...

57
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...tell him the house looks great,
work in his outfit.

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-Maybe he smells nice.
-Lick his face?

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No, don't touch him.
Don't shake his hand.

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-Oh, right, Mr. Stupid-Germ-Phobia.
-Yeah.

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There they are, old Bob Bobcat.

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-Teabag.
-Hi, Todd.

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Hi. Hi.

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Well, congratulations on Alpine soda.

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-Bob said you'd do it.
-Yeah.

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God, Jamie, if my ex-wife
looked as good as you...

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...I'd still be in the middle
of a horrible marriage.

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Thank you, Todd.
What a lovely compliment.

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Oh, there's Laird.

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Laird.

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-So that's the young hotshot?
-Yeah.

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Harvard M.B.A.
We're planning to kill him.

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Do you want in?

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-Cassie.
-There he is.

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Laird. You know what'd be great?
You going to get me shrimp.

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I'm not joking.

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Cass, go say hi to Todd.

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-What for?
-He likes you. I'll give you 20 bucks.

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Can I come?
I read all about him online.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Hi, Mr. Mallory.
Good to see you again.

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-Oh, Cassie Munro.
-Little Cassie?

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Wow, you turned into quite
the young lady.

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This is my friend, Gretchen.

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-Hi, Gretch.
-Hi.

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Aren't you the one who got
Pure Vibe sodas into the schools?

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That was me. Cassie's dad helped,
he's head of Corporate Relations...

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...but I am el presidente.

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Wow, so you're, like,
personally responsible...

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...for destroying the health
of millions of children.

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-Gretchen.
-I probably wouldn't put it that way.

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Obesity, diabetes, cholesterol.

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The fat of our youth is on your hands.
Wallow in it.

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Thank you, I had a very nice time.

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Keep it real.

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Don't.

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Yo, homeslice,
can you chill on the def jam?

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You're boiling my vibe.

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Respect.

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Cass, can we talk?

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-God, what?
-Nothing. My bad.

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Father evil. Forgot that.

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How you doing, are you all right?

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-No, not really.
-Why don't you get that skin peel?

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Feels like that.
Cassie was so abrasive--

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Oh, Bob just came in.
Let me call you back. My sister.

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-Did you talk to Cassie?
-Yeah, I tried.

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Still bleeding a little bit.

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She didn't know Gretchen
was gonna do that.

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She didn't know her friend was gonna
throw a vat of schmaltz on my boss.

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Wine or martini?

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-Both, with a Prozac back.
-Okay.

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Remember when it used to be
"Daddy's home"? Now nothing.

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We watch TV
in four separate rooms...

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...and we IM each other
when dinner's ready.

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Well, then let's change things.

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Let's start while we're in Hawaii.

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No laptop, no BlackBerry,
no business calls.

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-Let's really go.
-No what?

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You're not gonna see them
for the rest of the summer.

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-Carl's got camp--
-Yeah.

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Cassie's got college prep
in Palo Alto, I know.

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That's right, and they leave
the day after we get back.

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It'll be the same in Hawaii. They'll
only call us when they need money.

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Well, I'm glad we're going.
And don't worry so much about work.

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Todd loves you.
You're indispensable.

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I'm afraid not.

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I think Laird's gonna get my job.
He's younger, smarter, cheaper.

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What did you say?

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Nothing.

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Here you go.

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To true love.

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-Hawaii's gonna be great.
-Yeah.

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You gotta cancel Hawaii.

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-Why?
-We hit a snag in the Alpine merger.

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-Since yesterday?
-One brother got seller's remorse.

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-Garry.
-Larry.

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Garry's still for it.
Show him some money...

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...he'll quack like a duck.
Larry's nervous.

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If I tell my wife we're not going
to Hawaii, bury me ass-up.

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You have a place to park your bike.

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-Bob.
-Todd.

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-Bob.
-Todd.

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Bob. Bob,
this crisis has actually saved your job.

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-Really?
-After yesterday...

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...I figured I gotta fire you
to maintain some respect around here.

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But in light of this Alpine thing...

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-...I still need you.
-Bless you, Todd.

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I gotta run out there
and make a presentation.

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I can write the presentation in Hawaii
and zap it to you.

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Laird can write me a presentation.
If I tell him to, he'll live in the office.

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He'll shower
in the damn water cooler.

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But you've got one thing
he hasn't got.

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-A soul.
-No, you're good in a meeting.

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You've got the chutzpah.

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So I want you
to write that presentation...

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...and I need you at the meeting
to put this thing over.

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-Yeah.
-So no Hawaii.

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-No.
-Boulder, Colorado, Friday.

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Just move your Hawaii dates.

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The kids are booked
the rest of the summer.

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-You have to go to Boulder.
-Agreed.

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I want you to know, after the divorce,
I'm coming after Jamie hard.

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Bring jewelry.

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Hey, if you get Jamie,
can I have Elaine?

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-You want Elaine?
-Better than nothing.

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Trust me, it's not better.

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Elaine is still mad at me
for taking that vacation last year.

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Figures that's why
I didn't get that promotion.

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-Oh, the RV trip.
-RV trip?

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Oh, the famous RV trip.
Oh, can we see the pictures again?

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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Nobody move.

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Did you rent that RV?

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Mom, some idiot just parked
this ugly RV outside our house.

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What?

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Oh, my God, it's your husband.

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-Oh, hi.
-What is that?

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-It's an RV.
-And why is it in front of our house?

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-We're taking it on vacation.
-To Hawaii?

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-No, it doesn't float. Colorado.
-What happened to Hawaii?

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Come on, Hawaii's
a winter destination. It's summer.

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The place I'm taking you is special,
and not like Uncle Mike.

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It's Lake Nirvana,
where I went with my parents as a kid.

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Is he being funny?
Because I can never tell.

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Oh, come on.
You've always wanted to camp, right?

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This is what he came up with
to punish me for Gretchen.

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I was gonna surf.
Nice one, Dad. Thanks.

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The hotel in Hawaii
has a weight room.

190
00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:09,800
Doesn't anybody
respect my lifting schedule?

191
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,600
We're not campers. We don't camp.

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-Why not?
-Why--? Why not?

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-For one thing, we like to shower.
-Well, it's got a shower.

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You and I will go out right now
and take a shower.

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00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:28,100
Bob, do you know where you stay
when you take an RV trip?

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00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,000
-Where?
-RV camps.

197
00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,500
Honey, try to remember,
we're not friendly.

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In Hawaii, we'll never see the kids.

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This way,
we can spend time with them.

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You need to spend time with them.

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00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:42,700
I spend nine hours a day with them.
And I want Hawaii.

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00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,600
All right, we'll go to Hawaii.

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At Christmas. Then it will just be us
and a lot of Jewish people.

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-We'll have all the ham to ourselves.
-I'll have to cook.

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No, you won't, because I'll cook
every night, every meal.

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We were gonna take naps.
Hotel room, afternoon...

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-...Iock-the-door naps.
-Oh, the good naps.

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-How are we gonna do that in an RV?
-I'll drive slowly.

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00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:06,100
-I was gonna get a massage.
-I'll give you a massage.

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You're gonna do all the cooking,
give me massages.

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And spend time with the kids.

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You got it.

213
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:16,500
Did you cancel our Hawaii trip
because Todd told you to?

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00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:19,700
Did you volunteer us
for some sort of experiment?

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00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:22,800
The family travels around and drinks
nothing but Pure Vibe soda...

216
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,300
...see if our teeth fall out?

217
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,600
Honey, I'm running out of time
with my kids.

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00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,800
Come on, baby. Why don't you
come out in the wilderness...

219
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,400
...with your big, brawny man?

220
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,500
Don't make me call
for my mail-order bride.

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00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,300
Bob.

222
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,400
Here's something your genius
husband probably overlooked.

223
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,200
Four miles to the gallon?

224
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:54,200
Gee, why don't we just stay home
and set fire to an oil field.

225
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,100
There's an elegant touch.

226
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:03,400
Or we could just travel around
in clown suits.

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00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,100
I spent the night with my head
in the toilet. I'm sure it's contagious.

228
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:14,200
All right, no more details.
Just e-mail me the new proposal.

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00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,800
-That's my couch. Move.
-Make me.

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00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:27,100
-This seat's better, anyway.
-Whatever.

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00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,800
Welcome aboard, everybody.
Before we embark...

232
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,700
...I think we should give
this beauty a name. Suggestions?

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The Big Turd.

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The Big Rolling Turd.

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In that spirit, we set forth.

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Make it so, Number One.

237
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,400
Honey, are you sure know how to--?

238
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,100
-Honey?
-Trust me, okay?

239
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:52,800
Thanks.

240
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,500
Oh, my God.

241
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,900
-Honey, honey.
-What?

242
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,500
-Oh, tree.
-Yeah, it's all right.

243
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,100
Honey?

244
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,600
Honey. Honey.

245
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,600
Oh, my God.

246
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,400
-We're okay.
-Honey.

247
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,800
Honey, tree! Tree!

248
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,300
Honey, honey.

249
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,600
-Honey.
-Okay.

250
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,300
Anything else you want to hit?

251
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:45,100
Do you want to go back?
We missed the neighbor's cat.

252
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,600
You are 31 hours
from your destination.

253
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:57,100
-What's that?
-RoadMate 700.

254
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,700
-I call her "Lola."
-Make a right in 100 feet.

255
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,000
Thank you, Lola.

256
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,100
She's accurate to within 10 feet.

257
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,500
-Go straight.
-No, Lola says take a right.

258
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,700
-Well, mall traffic. Go straight.
-Fifty feet.

259
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,500
-Yeah, but she said take a right.
-Well, I'm telling you to go straight.

260
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,200
Twenty feet.

261
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,700
-Choose.
-Baby, please.

262
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,300
-Turn right.
-Choose.

263
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,700
-Dad!
-Turn right.

264
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,900
My bad.

265
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,500
-You are 30 hours and 59 minutes--
-Turn her off.

266
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,800
--from your destination.

267
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,500
Say, Dad, this is interesting.

268
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,900
"Unsecured items
in an unlatched cabinet...

269
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,200
...are a recipe for disaster."
Didn't you read this?

270
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,800
No, I was too busy thinking
of all the ways we're gonna have fun.

271
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000
Dad, somebody's stealing the RV.

272
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,100
No, Carl. Nobody's stealing it...

273
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,300
...it's rolling backwards
with no one in it.

274
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,500
Oh, yeah. Well, my bad.

275
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:11,500
Yeah, well, yeah.

276
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,000
-Thanks, Saul.
-Irv.

277
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,400
-Irv.
-Not "Saul. "

278
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,000
I don't know where I got Saul.

279
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,900
Well, thanks.

280
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,300
-Good news.
-I'm adopted?

281
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,500
Good one. No,
thanks to my technically proficient...

282
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,000
...and charmingly amusing description,
Saul--

283
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:30,800
-Irv.
-Irv, yeah. Irv the dealer...

284
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:34,100
...said we damaged the parking-gear
interlock and the emergency brake.

285
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:37,200
We had that little mishap, you know,
when Mom distracted me...

286
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,100
...we were pulling out of the driveway?

287
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,000
But the driving brakes,
the ones we use when we're moving...

288
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:45,000
...they're fine.
They're not just fine, they're brilliant.

289
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,400
All we have to do
is every time we park...

290
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,000
...we have to put two big blocks
under the rear wheel.

291
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:53,400
We'll be perfect. Thanks for the help.
Okay, everybody, come on.

292
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,100
It'll be fun, let's go.
Miles and smiles.

293
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,200
This is the worst
I've ever been treated.

294
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,500
-Wait till you get married.
-Thank you.

295
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,200
Everybody, let's get aboard
the Big Rolling Turd.

296
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,400
That was easy.

297
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Now what do we do?

298
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:21,000
Hey, I know, let's go to the beach
and go surfing.

299
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,700
Wait a minute, I forgot.
We're not in Hawaii.

300
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:27,900
We're where NASA faked
the moon landing.

301
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,200
Wait a minute.

302
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:36,400
Wait till you see this.
It's called a "pop-out."

303
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,300
Hold on.

304
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,700
Wow, where are you?

305
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,100
-How cool is that?
-Macarena cool.

306
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,500
Hey.

307
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,800
You guys want to see a movie?
But where?

308
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,400
Forgive my ignorance,
but don't you need to hook up...

309
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:24,000
...the Big Rolling Turd
to the electricity for that?

310
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,800
Yes, I do.

311
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,800
I gotta take a crap.
Time to break in the pooper.

312
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,300
You are so disgusting.

313
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:01,300
Dad! The toilet's backed up!

314
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,400
Carl, what did you eat?

315
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,600
Dad, it's not mine.

316
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,400
There's the problem,
sewage tank is overflowing.

317
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,500
And it's not even our sewage,
it's leftover.

318
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,400
It's not a national emergency.

319
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,200
We'll go to where
you dump the sewage...

320
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,600
...and we'll dump the dump.
Come on, let's all go.

321
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:37,300
As appealing as that sounds,
I think I'm gonna pass. But thank you.

322
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,500
And don't forget,
you're making dinner.

323
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,700
Sure, I'd love to clean
somebody else's crap out of the RV...

324
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
...instead of being in Hawaii.

325
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,400
Can I come?

326
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,800
Not only can you come,
you can dump the sewage.

327
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,300
-Really?
-Yeah.

328
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,800
It's gonna be a regular
Field of Dreams moment, buddy.

329
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,200
Piece of cake.

330
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,600
-Gonna be a while, mister?
-Oh, well, that depends.

331
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,000
If I can get this hose attached
to this outlet...

332
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,800
...I'll be right out of here.

333
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,600
-What's the dealie?
-Guy needs to attach a hose.

334
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,000
Doing it.

335
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,900
-What's up?
-Trying to attach a hose.

336
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:13,800
-Fella here's trying to hook up a hose.
-Maybe get on the loudspeaker.

337
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,600
That there's the wrong hose.
It's that there one.

338
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,000
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

339
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,500
-It's got the coupling.
-Right.

340
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,500
That one right there.

341
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,900
-There you go.
-Okay.

342
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,400
You need another hose.

343
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Yeah, I guess, but....

344
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,500
It's long enough, but:

345
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,700
Gotta get one of them
bayonet couplings.

346
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:42,400
-He hasn't got one.
-He's got a Y-coupling right there.

347
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,500
Yeah, that'll do the trick.

348
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:46,500
Y-coupling?

349
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,600
A Y-coupling.

350
00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:50,600
That's the Y. Oh, I see.

351
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,300
-One potato.
-Alrighty.

352
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,700
Two potato.

353
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,100
-Okay, wait, oh.
-There we go.

354
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,500
Listen,
I'm no expert in waste management...

355
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:03,300
...but won't the fecal matter
come out the top hole there?

356
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,400
No, you just gotta hold it
up in the air like this:

357
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,300
There you go. Little bit higher.
There you go.

358
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,800
-Oh, like that there.
-There you go.

359
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,700
You sure this is gonna work?

360
00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:17,000
Heck, yeah, man.
It's basic hydraulics.

361
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,500
Okay, Archimedes.

362
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,900
Hey, Joe Joe.

363
00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:25,000
-Okay.
-Let her rip.

364
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,400
Turn it off!

365
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,100
-That sure didn't work.
-No.

366
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:46,400
-We need a hose spreader.
-Who's got one?

367
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,100
Gornicke, I think. I'll get it.

368
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,900
-I'll get some music.
-Oh, no, please.

369
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,600
And some of those tortilla chips.

370
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,700
-We got some leftover sausages.
-Bring them.

371
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:57,200
No, you folks don't need to have
a parade. I don't want to impose.

372
00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:58,800
Oh, no, no.

373
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:02,400
We are gonna get this
fixed up for you, buddy.

374
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,600
Sausages.

375
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,600
Sausages.

376
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,600
Sausages.

377
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,200
-Right here, you want one?
-Yeah.

378
00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:23,100
There we go. That'll work.

379
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,000
You sure this will hold?

380
00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:27,800
Hey, man, why would they sell you
a hose spreader...

381
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,800
...if you couldn't spread the hose?

382
00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:32,000
It's getting old. Come on.

383
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,800
Open it up, Joe Joe.

384
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,100
It's blocked. I'll flush the line.

385
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:51,700
-Hey, Dad.
-Son.

386
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,000
Maybe now is the time
to confess to you that...

387
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:56,800
...your dad's not the master
of all things.

388
00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:00,000
I got that when you started
taking advice from morons.

389
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,500
Yeah. All we need is a banjo.

390
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:07,700
Oh, man. He didn't even open it up
all the way.

391
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,400
-See? No worries.
-Yup.

392
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,400
-Hello.
-Bob.

393
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,800
Hey, Todd.
Yeah, I'm still pretty sick.

394
00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:25,600
-Where's my presentation?
-Presentation?

395
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,500
It's the best work I've done,
not to toot my own horn....

396
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:32,000
-Yeah, you'll have it Thursday morning.
-Thursday?

397
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,600
No, that's not soon enough.
Tomorrow will be great.

398
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,300
Oh, I gotta go.

399
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,200
Oh, dude, that is nasty.

400
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:46,600
Don't worry, I'll get another hose.

401
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,200
Fire in the hole!

402
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,500
Here's where you made your
critical mistake.

403
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,900
You listened to anything
Howie and Joe Joe said.

404
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:33,300
Nice boys, but they're a couple pliers
short of a tool chest.

405
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,000
They're not the ones covered
in fecal matter.

406
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,100
That's a good point.

407
00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,800
Travis Gornicke.

408
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,000
Bob Munro.

409
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,900
Yeah, let's postpone
that handshake...

410
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:51,800
-...till we get you cleaned up.
-Yeah.

411
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,800
You're clean enough to use
your own shower, Bob.

412
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,100
The vehicle's all cleaned up, Daddy.

413
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:14,200
-Oh, nice work, son.
-Thank you, boys.

414
00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,100
-You're welcome.
-No problem, Mr. Munro.

415
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:19,300
-Look, can I offer you a--
-No, Bob, wouldn't think of it.

416
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,400
-We're neighbors.
-Mom wants to know--

417
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,900
What happened to you?

418
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,200
He was covered in turd.

419
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,300
Oh, I know the feeling.

420
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:31,700
Mom wants to know when
you're cooking dinner.

421
00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:35,000
You tell your mother when I'm good
and ready, that's when.

422
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:39,000
-I'll tell her.
-Tell her I'm good and ready.

423
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:40,900
Well, thanks.

424
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:44,400
Hey,
pleasure hosing you down, Bob.

425
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:47,600
-Ditto.
-Why can't they have dinner with us?

426
00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:50,600
You know, aside from the stink,
I don't see why not.

427
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,100
Why don't you come on over?
Tuesday's meatloaf.

428
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,900
Then afterwards, we can sit around
and watch Ernest Goes to Jail.

429
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,000
-It is funny.
-Well, it's a classic.

430
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,800
-Yeah, we'll make a whole night of it.
-I wish I could.

431
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,000
I promised my family
I'd make my special dish...

432
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,800
-...shish kebob.
-Oh, that's good.

433
00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:11,300
-Well, another time, then.
-Yeah, try to keep me away.

434
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,300
Okay.

435
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:17,400
Carl!

436
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:25,500
-Honey, how's it going?
-Great, baby.

437
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,200
Okay, well, how long?
Because we're starving.

438
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,300
Four hours.
Maybe longer if you keep asking.

439
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,600
-What?
-It's a small oven...

440
00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:40,400
...and I'm having to do the potatoes
with a hair dryer set on "high."

441
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,900
Hey, who wants to go to a party?

442
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,500
-Here we are. Hope we're not late.
-No!

443
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,600
-Well, Bob said we were invited.
-Yeah.

444
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,100
-Of course you were.
-Then here we are.

445
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,600
-We're hungry.
-All right!

446
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:08,300
-Mary Jo, our company's here.
-What company?

447
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,500
The ones that are close enough
to hear you yelling, darling.

448
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,200
-Well, hi.
-Hi.

449
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:15,700
Honey, help me.

450
00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:17,700
-I've got you here, darling.
-Here you go.

451
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,100
Let's see. Earl and Billy you met.

452
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,800
-Hi, I'm Earl.
-And I'm not.

453
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:26,300
My wife, Mary Jo,
and my daughter, Moon.

454
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,500
Hey, y'all.

455
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:38,200
Well, Moon, that's kind of a hippie
name, like Moon, Rainbow, Bong.

456
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:40,200
She was named after Warren Moon.

457
00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:42,100
He was quarterback of the
Houston Oilers.

458
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,100
Well, this is my wife, Jamie.

459
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,300
Cassie, my daughter.
My son, Carl.

460
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,100
Named after Karl Marx...

461
00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:56,000
...socialist, some would say
the father of modern communism.

462
00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:03,100
As I'm throwing up with the blood
pouring out of my eyes, you know...

463
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:06,600
...I looked up and I said,
"Who is that lovely...?"

464
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,000
Next day, we were married
in Juárez.

465
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,400
Nine months later...out popped Earl.

466
00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:14,900
So you got a boyfriend?

467
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:18,400
-Yeah, actually, I'm engaged.
-Unlikely.

468
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,800
So where are you guys from?

469
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,700
Where do you hang your hat,
as it were.

470
00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:24,600
-Behind the wheel of that bus.
-Really?

471
00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:26,200
-Full-timer, U.S.A.
-Really?

472
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:30,600
Well, how do Moon, Earl and not Earl
go to school?

473
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,300
Home school.

474
00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:36,000
I hope you don't find
this next question too personal...

475
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:38,900
-...but how do you...?
-Make a living? Various ways.

476
00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:42,500
Let's see. We made $25,000 when
we turned in Mary Jo's stepdad.

477
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,400
In prison
he's getting help he needs.

478
00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:47,300
Oh, and I almost forgot,
Mary Jo makes a living.

479
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:51,900
I mean, she earns $60,000 a year
without ever leaving that bus.

480
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,200
Really? Hooking?

481
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:02,300
-Funny.
-I'm a mobile sales rep for Happy Max.

482
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,400
Y'all seen the infomercials
for our musical car horns?

483
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,500
-No, I don't think we have.
-No.

484
00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:09,600
Billy White Shoes,
blow that horn.

485
00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:11,900
-Watch this.
-Wait for it.

486
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,100
I love it every time.

487
00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:22,200
Wow, that's fantastic. That was....

488
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,100
Jamie, are you
a stay-at-home mom?

489
00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:25,800
-Yes.
-When there's not a sale.

490
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,600
Let me hook you up with Happy Max.

491
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,000
I got a rep bag in the bus.

492
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,100
Plus, I represent
Lovely Lily Beauty Products.

493
00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:35,700
-Mary Jo's a trained cosmetologist.
-lf you're still here tomorrow...

494
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,300
...I'm going to give you a complete,
free total makeover.

495
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,200
A $39 package absolutely free.

496
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:44,100
-Oh, that would be good, honey.
-No.

497
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,500
You know what, I'm gonna work on you
the whole day tomorrow.

498
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,400
-There you go, little lady.
-Oh, I'm sorry, I don't eat meat.

499
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,100
I heard you talking.
That's why I brought you this here.

500
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,500
-There ain't no meat in it.
-Oh, no meat?

501
00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:59,200
You here that? No meat.
Thank you. That's lovely.

502
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,300
That's right. It's all organs.

503
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:04,200
Deer organs. They're fresh too.

504
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:07,500
I run him over this morning.
The rest of it's curing in the bedroom.

505
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,800
But the stomach, brains and pancreas,
we just toss that into the stew...

506
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,800
...because in this heat,
it doesn't keep.

507
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:17,100
-Bathroom.
-Little lady....

508
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:28,500
-There's my girl.
-Dad, can we please go?

509
00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:31,100
Yes. You know,
thank you so much for the invitation.

510
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:34,200
This has been great. A lot of fun.

511
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:36,400
Dad, listen.

512
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,600
This is kind of our family theme song.

513
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,700
Kids, come on. Get up there, go, go.
Hurry up, get the-- You know.

514
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,700
Oh, they're gonna love this.

515
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:48,500
Little Mommy's got a whole
song-and-dance thing worked out.

516
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:51,100
-Oh, that's wonderful.
-Come on, Moon, come on.

517
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,100
-Here I go. Thank you, darling.
-Thank you.

518
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:56,600
-Oh, yeah.
-Line up the way we practiced.

519
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:02,600
I never grow tired of that song.
Last time I heard it I was buck-naked...

520
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,900
-...in a field with a road flare.
-Dad.

521
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:06,500
Yes. Big travel day tomorrow.

522
00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:08,200
-Where y'all headed?
-Away.

523
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:10,400
Mount Watson in Colorado.

524
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,400
-Just fantastic to have met you both.
-Same here.

525
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,000
-Hope we see you again.
-How about breakfast tomorrow?

526
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:21,000
-Bagels and deer testicles?
-Oh, yeah, she's funny, just like you.

527
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,600
We'd have breakfast,
but we're early risers.

528
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,800
-Well, us too. Six a.m. work for you?
-We'll be long gone by then.

529
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Yeah, trust us.

530
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,000
Bob? Bob?

531
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,500
-Let's go, let's go. Bob?
-Yeah, baby.

532
00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:43,200
-Oh, friendly folks.
-Yeah, they're nice people.

533
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:48,400
-Hi, Mr. Munro.
-Hi, Billy. I'm just--

534
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:52,800
-You sure got a nice one.
-What?

535
00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:55,000
That's a nice laptop.

536
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:58,700
Oh, thanks. What are you doing up?

537
00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:02,400
I have a sleep disorder.
I haven't slept since I was 5.

538
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,800
So you just wander around
the campground.

539
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:09,400
Yeah, I don't really mind.
It's the only time I have alone.

540
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:13,400
Well, see you.

541
00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:39,200
Oh, okay.

542
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,800
-Morning.
-Good morning, Mr. Munro.

543
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,700
-Come on. Come on, let's go.
-It's 5:30.

544
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
The Gornickes.

545
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:40,000
Bob, a little help.

546
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,800
Little help? Cassie?

547
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,400
There's movement.
She-- She's moving.

548
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,100
Carl, let's get going.

549
00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:55,700
Let's move it, let's move it.
Bob, gun it.

550
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:59,100
Carl. Cass, what's our status?

551
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,600
She's out the door. She's coming.
Mayday, mayday, she's coming!

552
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,200
Come on. Let's go, let's go.
Go, go, go!

553
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:11,900
-Come on!
-It's in gear, but it's not moving.

554
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:16,200
-The wheel!
-This stupid pop-out thing.

555
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,100
Hurry, Mom, she's coming!

556
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,900
Come on, come on, come on.

557
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:38,100
Will you move this son of a bi--

558
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,500
Hey!

559
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,000
They are early risers.

560
00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:26,300
I'm going a whole 12 miles an hour.

561
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,300
Then pass him.

562
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:38,100
Kids, leave him alone.
He's not that good a driver.

563
00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:43,800
Really.

564
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,400
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

565
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:59,200
-Come on.
-Bob.

566
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,600
Bob. Bob. Bob.

567
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,300
Bob.

568
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,000
All right.

569
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:22,100
-Okay. All right.
-Thanks.

570
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,700
-Hey, guess what.
-What?

571
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,500
We need gas.

572
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,200
And I really have to go
to the bathroom.

573
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,100
You know we have one of those.

574
00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:33,900
Yeah, but after my last little
shower of sadness....

575
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,700
Okay, okay, do what you have to do.

576
00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:39,700
I've got an ICBM coming.

577
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:45,000
If there's a poop fairy,
I can make a lot of money.

578
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:20,200
I could be a while, baby.
It's an 80-gallon tank.

579
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:34,700
Dad, you in here?

580
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,500
Carl, I just need a minute.

581
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,500
Sure, only the RV's rolling away.

582
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,200
Be right out.

583
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
-Hey, Bob.
-Travis.

584
00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:55,300
Yeah, I think you've got
a little problem with your vehicle.

585
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,000
I'm no expert...

586
00:42:57,100 --> 00:43:00,000
...but it's your parking-gear
interlock and your emergency brake.

587
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,800
-How did you...?
-It's a miracle.

588
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:04,500
We pulled in
the second it started rolling away.

589
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,700
Isn't that something?
Wanna hear about the time...

590
00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:09,100
-...Jesus saved us from a tornado?
-It's great.

591
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:11,500
I'd love to,
but I was in the little boys' room...

592
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,100
...taking care of business
when Carl interrupted...

593
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:16,200
...but Jamie would love to hear it.

594
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,600
Well, it seems just like yesterday.

595
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,200
Thank you.

596
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:56,300
I don't wanna get too big,
you know.

597
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:01,500
-I mean, I don't want to look freakish.
-No.

598
00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:07,900
-What is this?
-It's a list of places...

599
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,600
...between here and Colorado
that sell organic health food.

600
00:44:10,700 --> 00:44:15,200
-I got it last night off the Internet.
-Oh, that was really thoughtful.

601
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:18,700
-What are you listening to?
-Nothing.

602
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,700
So Billy was blown
right out of that tree.

603
00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:23,300
Right before he hit the ground,
from out of nowhere...

604
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,500
...comes this queen-size
Simmons mattress...

605
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,700
...slides right under him
and cushions his fall.

606
00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:30,100
Saved his life.
Plus, we needed the mattress.

607
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:31,800
I have a bad back.

608
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,600
So you folks wanna join us
for breakfast?

609
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:36,000
-We--
-Ate.

610
00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:38,200
Mr. Munro,
I was just telling Earl and Moon...

611
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,200
...about that neat laptop
you were using.

612
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,000
-When were you using a laptop?
-At work, all the time.

613
00:44:43,100 --> 00:44:45,200
-I was just telling him--
-When did he see you?

614
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,400
You know,
we'd love to join you for breakfast.

615
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,000
-Somebody's ripe.
-Welcome to my world.

616
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:57,700
You guys go on in, get that table.
We'll be right there.

617
00:44:57,900 --> 00:45:00,200
All right. Come on, kids.

618
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,600
-We're ditching them?
-Absolutely.

619
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,800
-Okay.
-Kids, move.

620
00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:13,800
So because you told them
we were early risers...

621
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,500
...we had to get up at 5:30...

622
00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:17,300
-...to avoid the Gornickes...
-Right.

623
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,100
...which we managed not to do
anyway...

624
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:23,100
...because you refused to use the
bathroom on the RV that you rented.

625
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:25,600
You're determined
to have a bad time, aren't you?

626
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:26,900
We all are, Dad.

627
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,200
Not me. I embrace every challenge.

628
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:44,800
Honey, maybe they just got
some bad news and had to leave.

629
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,000
You're a sweet woman, Mary Jo.
It's what I love about you.

630
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,200
But them folks ditched us.

631
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,800
Oh, Trav, honey, pull over.
Let's pull over.

632
00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:59,700
He looks like a folk singer.

633
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:01,900
-Climb aboard.
-Hello there.

634
00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:03,600
-How you doing, buddy?
-Sir.

635
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,400
Welcome to the Gornicke bus.

636
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:08,400
You a folk singer?

637
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,700
Cass,
can you turn on the oven for me?

638
00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:34,700
I am so bored.

639
00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:37,000
I could actually throw up
from how bored I am.

640
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,900
I brought games.
Sorry! , Monopoly, Twister.

641
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,500
-Come on, it'll be fun.
-Fun.

642
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:44,700
Did you turn on the oven?

643
00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:46,600
-No.
-I'll do it.

644
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,400
-Raccoon in the oven!
-Oh, please. No.

645
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:56,800
Don't open it.

646
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,200
Did you take out the roast
from last night?

647
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,400
-I guess not.
-What's the plan?

648
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:08,100
Give him Carl. Maybe he'll eat him.

649
00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:10,100
Give him you.
He's on the South Bitch Diet.

650
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:11,900
-Good one.
-Okay, hey.

651
00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:14,500
Hey, come on. Don't you see
what the raccoon's doing?

652
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,200
He's playing head games.
He wants to divide and conquer us.

653
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,100
We have to hang together,
stay strong.

654
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,500
-Just get rid of it.
-Just me?

655
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,400
-Yeah.
-Okay.

656
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,100
Come on, Blue.
There's coons in there.

657
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:31,600
-Come on, boy.
-Bob.

658
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,700
-Go get him, boy.
-Bob.

659
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,000
Just kidding.

660
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,800
I'm going in.

661
00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:53,100
Is anyone gonna stop me?

662
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,500
"Dad, don't.
The raccoon might have rabies"?

663
00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:57,200
Nothing? Not a word?

664
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,100
Not really.

665
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,500
-Daddy?
-Yeah, baby.

666
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,500
Don't hurt him.

667
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:18,600
I am entering the RV.

668
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,400
Still no sign.

669
00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:26,000
I'm going towards the oven door.

670
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,600
I'm opening the ov--

671
00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:32,400
Oh, my God!

672
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:35,600
There's more than one!

673
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,900
You guys, he's just joking around.

674
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,700
Get back.

675
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,000
Back. Back! Back!

676
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,900
You hideous--

677
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,900
We need a new plan.

678
00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:28,900
All right, let's go.
You're off the Gornicke bus.

679
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,500
I didn't steal it. I found it.

680
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:33,500
Well, now you lost it.

681
00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:39,900
That's why they didn't
come to breakfast.

682
00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:43,300
He lost his computer, he needs it.
They went off frantic to find it.

683
00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:45,300
I was quick to think the worst.

684
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,700
I'm filled with chagrin.

685
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,100
Oh, honey.

686
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:53,800
-What is that?
-It's a stink bomb.

687
00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:56,400
Got it from the guy in the office.
Cost me $ 175.

688
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,800
I can get this for five bucks online,
I know it.

689
00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:00,700
You're gonna set that off in the RV?

690
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:04,000
He assured me it's not toxic.
Just noxious, like Grandpa Ted.

691
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,800
Don't litter.

692
00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:12,900
Suck on this, Rocky.

693
00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:20,800
Yeah!

694
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,600
Run, critters.

695
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,600
Yeah, there's more where
that came from, you little bandits.

696
00:50:27,700 --> 00:50:29,300
Yeah!

697
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,400
I'm not so ill-equipped to handle an
emergency as some people may think.

698
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:37,300
-No one said you were ill-equipped.
-You know it, baby.

699
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,900
How long does this last?

700
00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:42,700
Up to six hours.

701
00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:48,800
It's a beautiful evening.
Let's sit outside and enjoy nature.

702
00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:56,100
Why don't we huddle
under the awning?

703
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:59,200
Oh, we can't.
Dad tore it off back in Nevada.

704
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,800
Well, why don't we just
get underneath the umbrella?

705
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,500
Oh, that's right.
Dad fed it to the raccoons.

706
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,600
-Please, try the office again.
-No, he's an idiot.

707
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:12,600
He won't let us in.
He charged me $ 70 for these bags.

708
00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:15,000
What about that bar
we passed on the way up here?

709
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:18,100
-Yeah, Dad, pizza.
-And a roof.

710
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:22,300
No, it's dark out there. Besides,
those raccoons could be waiting.

711
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:33,200
Hey! I can see it.
It's just down there.

712
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,100
Come on, I'm starving.

713
00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:38,100
-Bob?
-It's a bad idea.

714
00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:39,900
It's just down the--

715
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,600
Carl!

716
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,700
Carl, we're coming!

717
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:53,000
Bob!

718
00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:54,800
Mom!

719
00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:58,900
Jamie!

720
00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:03,500
Bob!

721
00:52:04,100 --> 00:52:05,500
Bob!

722
00:52:33,100 --> 00:52:35,300
Table for four. No smoking.

723
00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:38,100
Wipe your feet.

724
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:44,800
See? That's why you should study.

725
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,500
So you can get good grades
and go to a big party school.

726
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,500
Hey, Dad, how come you never
got a pool table for the house?

727
00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:53,700
Because of the generalissimo
over there.

728
00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,200
We had one before you were born,
in the dining room...

729
00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:58,900
...but then you get a job,
invite people for dinner...

730
00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:01,200
-...you have a family....
-Life used to be fun.

731
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:04,300
It was fun. But then something
happened that was a lot more fun.

732
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,600
We got the George Foreman
smokeless grill.

733
00:53:06,900 --> 00:53:08,100
Okay.

734
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,000
It's fine. Let's just go to sleep.

735
00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:22,200
Dad.

736
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,400
Oh, yeah.

737
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,700
Oh, great, you're up.
Will you make the coffee?

738
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,900
-Love to.
-Thank you.

739
00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:17,500
Do you want me to drive?

740
00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:25,000
-You okay, Dad?
-Oh, yeah.

741
00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:53,500
Dad, emergency!

742
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:00,800
Gornickes.

743
00:57:01,100 --> 00:57:02,700
I'll get their computer.

744
00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:05,300
I feel like that hitchhiker
in The Twilight Zone.

745
00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:08,000
What do they like about us?
We're not even that appealing.

746
00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:09,600
I'm not gonna spend my life...

747
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,900
...going door to door,
selling musical car horns.

748
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,200
-The Gornickes. I'll flag them down.
-Cassie!

749
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,100
She got him.

750
00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:23,100
Munros!

751
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:25,100
Munros!

752
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,200
Bob! Jamie!

753
00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:29,500
It's the Gornickes.

754
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,600
-Pretend to talk to me.
-Oh, yeah.

755
00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:34,200
Pull over! We've got your stuff!

756
00:57:34,300 --> 00:57:36,700
Munros. It's the Gornickes.

757
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,700
Pull over. We have your computer.

758
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:48,800
And a Happy Max bag.
Pull over.

759
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:50,700
Kids, grab your paint guns.

760
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,900
Pull ahead.
We'll put one across their bow.

761
00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:56,200
You know, seeing you drive this thing
is really turning me on.

762
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,100
What?

763
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:00,900
They've got guns!

764
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,000
We've also got--

765
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:12,400
You can come up now.

766
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,300
Where did you learn
to drive like that?

767
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:17,700
How do you think
I get the kids to school on time?

768
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,500
What a shame. If we had their address,
we could just ship it to them.

769
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,300
Well, we do know
where they're headed.

770
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:28,200
Mount Watson, Colorado.

771
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,400
You know,
if you wore clothes that fit...

772
00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:47,900
-...you wouldn't look like a 10-year-old.
-It's how I roll.

773
00:58:54,100 --> 00:58:55,300
Oh, sweet.

774
00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:57,400
You say something, Frodo?

775
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,300
I was just saying
how that guy Shaq'd you there.

776
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,900
-We got two-on-two, right?
-Why don't you find...

777
00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:05,400
...an under-2-foot league.

778
00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:08,900
Why don't you trade that thing in
on top of your neck for a face.

779
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,900
I'm gonna floss your rear.

780
00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:16,400
-Let's go, bring it. Come on.
-Yo, my mobile homeboys.

781
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,100
-What's tripping in the wood?
-This termite belong to you?

782
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:20,900
-Don't call--
-Yo, my man-- Easy.

783
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,400
This my man, C.
He's small, but ferocious.

784
00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:26,200
But you dogs, you're hardcore.
Where you from?

785
00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:29,400
-Scottsdale.
-Scottsdale, in the 'Zona.

786
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,500
That's a hardcore 'hood.

787
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,700
But you want to take on
my man C, here...

788
00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:35,400
...go ahead, because, you know...

789
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,900
...he's fierce,
he gonna come up in your face...

790
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,500
...he'll damage you.
You gonna walk away, maybe limp.

791
00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:43,900
But I say talk to the hand, call waiting,
because he's out. Boy is out.

792
00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:46,900
I can't restrains him. Because
I'm conversating you right now...

793
00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:50,400
...to give him a chance to cool down,
to get back to a realistic level...

794
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,100
...as we were. Because we could be
chilling in our crib.

795
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:56,000
Not just on this mobile home thing,
representing Malibu...

796
00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:57,800
...and Westwood, you know.

797
00:59:58,100 --> 01:00:00,800
Malling it, like we all can.
Boys to mensch.

798
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000
Pimp my Mercedes, call me back...

799
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000
...put you on hold.
You know what I'm saying?

800
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,500
We gotta go.

801
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:12,300
You better, man. Don't make me
call my lawyer, because I'll audit.

802
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,100
Aren't you glad Dad came?
They were about to kick your butt.

803
01:00:15,300 --> 01:00:18,100
Carl.
That's not helpful. Carl.

804
01:00:19,100 --> 01:00:20,400
Carl.

805
01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:22,900
It occurs to me that you and I
haven't had too many...

806
01:00:23,100 --> 01:00:25,600
...7 th Heaven kind of dialogues
in the last year.

807
01:00:25,900 --> 01:00:28,800
-You're busy a lot.
-Yeah, but not too busy to notice...

808
01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:31,700
...that you are sensitive
about your size.

809
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,100
I'll bet you $ 1000 right now
you'll grow up bigger than me.

810
01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:38,100
I've seen pictures of you when you
were my age. You were huge.

811
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:41,400
-You were shaving already.
-Yeah, well, that's my point.

812
01:00:41,700 --> 01:00:43,300
See, I achieved maturity very early.

813
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:45,700
I stopped growing
after the eighth grade.

814
01:00:45,900 --> 01:00:49,000
But you have the other body type.
You're like my friend John Vigoshi.

815
01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:52,200
When he was 16,
he had a 9-inch summer.

816
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,300
How do you mean that?

817
01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:57,300
He grew very tall, very quickly,
and so will you.

818
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,900
And you're being proactive.
You're lifting weights.

819
01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:02,300
And when you grow up big,
you know what we'll do?

820
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,800
What?

821
01:01:03,900 --> 01:01:06,300
We'll enter father-son
extreme-fighting competitions.

822
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,500
-All right.
-You'll have to push the wheelchair.

823
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,900
But we'll get them high,
and we'll get them low.

824
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,500
Coming at you a little heat right now.

825
01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:21,400
Give me a little heat there.
A little heat. A little pepper there.

826
01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:23,000
Hike! All right.

827
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,100
What's up?

828
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,600
Kids, dinner's gonna be a little late
because--

829
01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:40,400
Sorry. False alarm.

830
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,100
-The buzzing is not me.
-Bob.

831
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,700
-Hello.
-Before you hang up on me again...

832
01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:50,900
...we need to talk.

833
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,100
I'm sorry, I can't hear you very well.

834
01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:55,100
Signal. No, no. Yeah.

835
01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:57,100
Hold on one second. The signal.

836
01:01:57,700 --> 01:02:00,800
Just a-- Can you hear me now?

837
01:02:02,100 --> 01:02:04,600
-Hey, Todd. Did you get the proposal?
-Not bad.

838
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,500
My Laird didn't like it very much.

839
01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:09,500
-Who cares what Laird thinks.
-I do. He's young, Bob.

840
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:11,500
We'll talk about it tonight
on the plane.

841
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:12,900
-No.
-No?

842
01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:16,900
I flew in last night. It's a mile high here
and I want to get acclimated.

843
01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:19,400
You don't wanna have a nose bleed
in a presentation.

844
01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:20,900
Could be a little embarrassing.

845
01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:24,400
So I'll see you there. Here.

846
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,300
Mom, he's suffering.

847
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:36,200
Honey, can I help?

848
01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:39,500
No, honey.
No, don't come down here.

849
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,200
Boy, I'm just gonna try
and clean up a little--

850
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:44,800
Don't use bark.

851
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,000
These are great.

852
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,400
Yeah, there it is. That does the trick.

853
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,500
Ferns. Nature's broom.

854
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,800
Honey, no. You can't go on like this.
It's 10 miles.

855
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:57,500
No,
I don't wanna spoil it for you guys.

856
01:02:57,700 --> 01:03:00,800
-You won't. We'll go tomorrow.
-No.

857
01:03:01,100 --> 01:03:02,500
Tomorrow we go to the lake.

858
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,200
Listen, I'll stay here. You go on.

859
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:08,400
-I don't know--
-Go. It's a beautiful hike.

860
01:03:09,900 --> 01:03:11,100
Guys?

861
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,100
Come on, kids.

862
01:03:13,300 --> 01:03:16,100
Yeah? Okay.

863
01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:17,900
Good.

864
01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:21,000
I'll try and make it back to the RV.

865
01:03:21,100 --> 01:03:23,200
I'm okay. Got my ferns.

866
01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:25,800
Okay. I'm okay.

867
01:03:26,300 --> 01:03:30,200
Go on. Go on, you guys.
Save yourself. Okay.

868
01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:56,100
Welcome to the RoadMate 700.

869
01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:59,600
Hi, Lola. My wife's not here.

870
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:32,700
-The hell are you driving?
-Cadillac of RVs, Todd.

871
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,300
You know, we should go over-- Laird.

872
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,100
Yeah, I decided
to go with Laird's presentation.

873
01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:41,900
-But hang around, tell a few jokes.
-You got it.

874
01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:50,900
Hi there.

875
01:04:51,300 --> 01:04:52,900
-Larry Moiphine.
-Garry Moiphine.

876
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:55,900
-Cute dog.
-Oh, yeah. She's a sweetie.

877
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,700
Oh, yeah, who's a good girl?

878
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,200
-Todd?
-No.

879
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,800
-Bob.
-Hi, Bob.

880
01:05:01,900 --> 01:05:03,100
-Laird.
-Hi, Laird.

881
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:04,500
Larry. Laird.

882
01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:07,800
So, fellas, we'll have a little nosh
and we'll hear your presentation.

883
01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:10,600
-Tammy's not here yet. Our assistant.
-So we'll eat slow.

884
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:12,200
-Come on.
-Gentlemen.

885
01:05:23,700 --> 01:05:26,300
Oh, hi. Hi. Sorry I'm late.

886
01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:29,500
You guys have all just got to see
the circus before it leaves.

887
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,300
-It's good, huh?
-It was amazing.

888
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:32,800
Wow, so....

889
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:37,700
Oh, of course. I believe you folks
have a presentation for us.

890
01:05:37,900 --> 01:05:43,000
-Yes. Laird.
-Good luck.

891
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:53,800
In 1985, Pure Vibe soda completed
a friendly takeover...

892
01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:56,700
...of Mr. Twinkle Iced Tea.
Today, Mr. Twinkle is worth...

893
01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:59,300
...an estimated $91 million.

894
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:02,500
And that was with a profit definition
not as favorable...

895
01:06:02,900 --> 01:06:05,700
...as the one Pure Vibe is offering...

896
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,100
...AIpine Soda.
If you turn to chart number one--

897
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,200
Sorry, is this just gonna be
about money?

898
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,000
No, it's-- Stocks.

899
01:06:13,100 --> 01:06:15,600
Other than money,
why should we change from a local...

900
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:19,000
...family-oriented business to become
subsidiary to a national brand?

901
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,700
Yeah. Other than money?

902
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,000
-Right.
-Yeah.

903
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,100
Garry, Larry.

904
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,300
Fifty years ago, if you walked down
any street in America...

905
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:35,000
...on a warm Monday night--
Thanks, Laird.

906
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,900
--you'd hear I Love Lucy coming out
of every house, on every block.

907
01:06:39,100 --> 01:06:42,300
I'm not speaking about conformity,
I'm talking about "Isn't it great?"

908
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:43,600
And every once in a while...

909
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,100
...America falls in love with something
together.

910
01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:48,700
That could happen here.
You have a terrific product.

911
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,300
Money aside, how'd
Walter Frederick Morrison feel...

912
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:53,900
...every time he walked by a park
and he'd see people...

913
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:56,500
...throwing a Frisbee and the dog
doing all the work?

914
01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:59,600
If Pure Vibe takes Alpine national,
I think we have a chance...

915
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:03,200
...to let America fall in love
with something again.

916
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,800
What's your hurry? Why don't
you stay and bask in my gratitude?

917
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,800
I gotta get the RV back right now,
Todd...

918
01:07:10,100 --> 01:07:12,000
...or I have to pay for a full day.

919
01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:16,100
-Well, just picture me hugging you.
-Thanks.

920
01:07:27,100 --> 01:07:29,900
Officer? Excuse me.
What's going on?

921
01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:32,000
Landslide.
We're diverting through l-70.

922
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:35,400
l-70? It'll take hours. Isn't there
another way around Mount Watson?

923
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:38,000
Diablo Pass. But you're not
gonna make it in that rig.

924
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,600
Dad was right.
This is really amazing.

925
01:08:30,900 --> 01:08:33,600
Yeah. Poor Dad.

926
01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:35,600
Should we cut this short
and go back?

927
01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:38,000
-Yeah.
-Okay.

928
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,700
You are not on any marked road.

929
01:08:42,900 --> 01:08:44,100
I know that, Lola.

930
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:47,100
Make a U-turn
at the next legal opportunity.

931
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:48,600
I can't.

932
01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:02,900
Squeeze them cheeks
Tighten them buns

933
01:09:03,100 --> 01:09:04,700
Come on now
We having fun

934
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:09,000
Big old rolling turd coming through
Coming through

935
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:19,200
-You are not on any marked road.
-Shut up!

936
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:37,000
Come on, Turd. Keep rolling.
Come on. Come on.

937
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,100
You can do it.

938
01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:42,000
Come on.

939
01:09:45,100 --> 01:09:50,100
Come on. Come on. Come on.

940
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,200
Damn it.

941
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,700
Make a U-turn
at the next legal opportunity.

942
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,000
Dad's gonna be surprised
we got back so soon.

943
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,400
Yeah.

944
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:22,200
Who was that maniac?

945
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:47,900
Oh, God.

946
01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:50,800
Bob?

947
01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:55,600
-Jamie.
-Why are you laying on the ground?

948
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:59,100
Honey,
there's something I need to tell you.

949
01:12:59,700 --> 01:13:02,400
I need....

950
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:06,300
Needed a....

951
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:10,200
Needed a little fresh air.

952
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,400
After my incident.

953
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:13,900
And how are you now?

954
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:16,200
Good.

955
01:13:17,700 --> 01:13:19,600
Really good. Good.

956
01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:21,500
Oh, yeah.

957
01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:28,300
-Hello?
-Bob? Bob-orino? Bobcat?

958
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:31,400
-Yeah?
-Teeny tiny wrinkle-dinkle.

959
01:13:31,700 --> 01:13:33,500
Larry wants you
to come back tomorrow...

960
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:35,900
...and pitch the whole company,
all the employees.

961
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,800
Majority want the merger,
it's a done deal.

962
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,200
-What?
-We don't need him.

963
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:42,900
I can do this. Give me another chance.
Let me kick this through the uprights!

964
01:13:43,100 --> 01:13:48,400
-I'll do it. I'm there.
-Great. You're spitting on me.

965
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:55,900
Big old rolling turd coming through
Coming through

966
01:13:55,900 --> 01:13:59,800
Oh, we're on that road
On a big, steaming load

967
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:03,700
Big old rolling turd coming through
Coming through

968
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:10,800
Big old rolling turd
Big old rolling turd coming through

969
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:17,100
Hey, Dad. Maybe we can go
to Yellowstone on the way home.

970
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:20,700
-I'd love to go to Yellowstone.
-Yeah, Dad. Can we?

971
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,500
Absolutely.

972
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:25,500
Come on. I wanna show you
something wonderful.

973
01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:33,600
It's hard to forget this place.

974
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,300
My dad was so moved by it
he said:

975
01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:38,500
"You know, a snack stand up here
would do tremendous."

976
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,900
My mom, always supportive:
"And who's gonna run it, Allan, you?"

977
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:47,300
My dad: "Why don't you blow it out
your big, saggy rear end, Ellen."

978
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:49,400
Can't buy memories like that.

979
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:51,600
Or like this.

980
01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:55,900
Hey. You know, I should take the RV
to get the emergency brake fixed...

981
01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:58,400
-...before we head to L.A.
-Yeah. Good idea.

982
01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:01,100
And you guys don't want
to hang around some dingy garage.

983
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:03,200
You wait here by the lake,
enjoy the view.

984
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:06,400
I'll drive to Boulder, be back
in an hour. We'll have a big picnic.

985
01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:09,300
-How about that?
-Okay. Sounds good.

986
01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:13,200
Guys? Tell your dad
what you wanted to tell him.

987
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:17,000
-Thank you for taking us on this trip.
-Kinko that.

988
01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:21,300
-Better than Hawaii?
-Yeah, better than Hawaii.

989
01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:23,800
Come give big daddy a hug.
Come on.

990
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,600
-Wait.
-Carl, you'll be too big soon.

991
01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:28,100
-Dad.
-Cassie'll be in college.

992
01:15:28,300 --> 01:15:29,300
-Dad!
-What?

993
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:31,300
The RV's rolling away.

994
01:15:34,700 --> 01:15:36,200
No!

995
01:15:36,300 --> 01:15:37,400
Oh, God, no.

996
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:38,800
-Oh, no!
-Dad, let it go!

997
01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:43,600
Bob. Bob!

998
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:47,300
-Bob!
-Mom, what are you doing?

999
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:51,400
Bob, no!

1000
01:15:55,900 --> 01:15:57,500
Go.

1001
01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:00,100
Are you crazy? It's a rental.

1002
01:16:02,900 --> 01:16:05,100
-How am I gonna get to the meeting?
-What meeting?

1003
01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:07,100
The Alpine merger.

1004
01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:11,500
Sweetheart, you'll never guess
what happened yesterday.

1005
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,200
-You weren't really sick.
-Not really.

1006
01:16:14,300 --> 01:16:15,900
This is about work.

1007
01:16:16,100 --> 01:16:18,700
You brought us out here because
it was close to a meeting?

1008
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,500
-You're getting warmer.
-The Alpine soda merger.

1009
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,300
-Bingo.
-So you lied to me...

1010
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:27,500
-...from the very beginning.
-Since we were first married?

1011
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:31,400
No, since when you
first brought home the RV.

1012
01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:33,400
-That time, yeah.
-This has nothing to do...

1013
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:35,600
...with you wanting to be
with your family.

1014
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:38,200
-So you just used us?
-You wouldn't understand, missy.

1015
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,100
Oh, I don't know, she's pretty smart.

1016
01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:42,300
Why don't you explain it to her.
And Carl too.

1017
01:16:42,700 --> 01:16:43,900
Kids...

1018
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,300
...life is hard.

1019
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:47,900
Not "The TiVo in my room
is not working" hard.

1020
01:16:48,100 --> 01:16:51,400
But "making a living because you're
responsible for people you love" hard.

1021
01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:54,300
You know what it's like to be 50,
people are digging a hole...

1022
01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:55,800
-...to bury your career--
-Bob.

1023
01:16:56,100 --> 01:16:57,500
All right, that's a little rough.

1024
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,500
Cassie,
where do you want to go to college?

1025
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:01,500
Stanford.

1026
01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:03,300
Carl, where's that camp you're going?

1027
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:05,700
-Alaska.
-Alaska.

1028
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:08,900
And you, how much do you think
that little fixer-upper of ours cost?

1029
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,200
Who has to ride a $4000 bicycle?

1030
01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:14,600
I have to ride a custom bike
because my hips aren't aligned.

1031
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:17,900
Are you happy? Now the kids know
that their old man's a freak.

1032
01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:21,700
Listen, I have to get to that meeting,
or I lose my job and we lose a lifestyle.

1033
01:17:21,900 --> 01:17:23,900
Let's pull it up two-by-two,
look for help.

1034
01:17:24,100 --> 01:17:26,000
-Carl. Come with me.
-I'm good.

1035
01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:29,400
Cassie?

1036
01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:30,300
I'm gonna lose my job. I hope the kids
like selling fruit on the freeway.

1037
01:18:35,300 --> 01:18:37,700
You know what's scary
is that this is rush hour.

1038
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:41,800
Mom, there's never going to be
any other cars on this road.

1039
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,700
Oh, my God.

1040
01:18:53,700 --> 01:18:55,600
-Where's your husband?
-Don't ask.

1041
01:18:55,700 --> 01:18:58,000
Could you possibly
take us to an airport?

1042
01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:00,200
What's all this?

1043
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:02,900
Oh, I gotta study
for my stupid placement test.

1044
01:19:03,300 --> 01:19:05,800
Oh, like some sort of
vocational training?

1045
01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:08,600
College.

1046
01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:12,800
-How old are you?
-Fifteen and a half. I jumped a grade.

1047
01:19:13,300 --> 01:19:15,400
Moon, though,
she skipped two grades.

1048
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,900
So...

1049
01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:20,400
...you guys are smart.

1050
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,600
Gonna be unemployed.

1051
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:26,500
I'm gonna have to sell my liver
for cash.

1052
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,900
And then he just
rode out of the lake.

1053
01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:33,500
Yup. This one really snuck up
and bit me right on the seat-meat.

1054
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:35,400
I thought Bob was good people.

1055
01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:37,900
-Does anybody have a vomit bag?
-Are you sick?

1056
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:41,000
Big time.
Cassie and Earl are making out.

1057
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,100
What?

1058
01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:44,000
Don't worry.
I got them in the mirror.

1059
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:46,000
Boy don't know
what the hell he's doing.

1060
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:49,000
-Like father, like son.
-Hey.

1061
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,900
Listen, I have to admit something.

1062
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:54,500
Bob wasn't the only one
trying to avoid you. I was too.

1063
01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:57,600
I don't mean to shock you, but we
ain't everybody's cup of sunshine.

1064
01:19:57,900 --> 01:19:59,900
Well, it was you,
but it was mostly us.

1065
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,300
You didn't exactly catch
the Munros at their best.

1066
01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:04,900
Yeah, see, I had a feeling
you was having troubles.

1067
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,900
Yeah, here's the thing.

1068
01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:09,700
You start off happy and stupid.

1069
01:20:09,700 --> 01:20:12,100
Then you become associates
in the marriage business:

1070
01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:14,500
"Did the plumber come?"
"Take Carl to soccer."

1071
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,900
"I'll pick up your dad
from the doctor's office."

1072
01:20:17,100 --> 01:20:20,200
Until you don't remember what
brought you together in the first place.

1073
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,500
You know what I mean?

1074
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,400
No, I don't. l-- No.

1075
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:25,800
No.

1076
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,300
Okay.

1077
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:33,500
Anyway, in the last few days,
I caught a glimpse of the old us.

1078
01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:36,000
And I was happy.

1079
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,700
I better get directions...

1080
01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:41,600
...so I can take you folks
where you need to be.

1081
01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:06,000
Oh, really?

1082
01:21:09,300 --> 01:21:11,000
Jamie!

1083
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:14,900
Cassie! Carl!

1084
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:17,100
Come on, let's hit the road, Jamie.

1085
01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:20,500
Okay.

1086
01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:24,800
Oh, God.

1087
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,200
-Ladies first.
-Oh, boy, that's working it.

1088
01:21:58,700 --> 01:22:00,500
Stop!

1089
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:03,800
Oh, Munro!

1090
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:05,200
The hike was so intense...

1091
01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:08,100
...there was a few parts where
I had to carry my mom and sister.

1092
01:22:08,300 --> 01:22:10,400
I think I might have pulled a muscle.

1093
01:22:10,700 --> 01:22:12,700
-Where?
-In the woods.

1094
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,000
Travis!

1095
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:12,700
Jamie.

1096
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,400
Bob?

1097
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:23,800
Are you an idiot? Do you want
your children to see their father...

1098
01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:25,200
...bouncing down the highway?

1099
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:27,100
Why are you with
the Partridge Family?

1100
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,800
-What are you doing on the bus?
-Because I was chasing you.

1101
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:33,300
You win. I blew off my job because
I can't live without you. You happy?

1102
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:37,000
I never asked you to blow off your job.
I wanted you to be honest with me.

1103
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,800
Honest. Like, "Todd's gonna fire me
if I go to Boulder" honest?

1104
01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:43,300
-"Screw Hawaii" honest?
-Oh, I see.

1105
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:46,000
You think that if you told me
you were in trouble...

1106
01:23:46,100 --> 01:23:49,300
...and your job was in jeopardy,
that I'd give you a hard time about it?

1107
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:50,800
No crying, that's cheating.

1108
01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:53,900
Do you think I'm some horrible witch
that doesn't care? I do care!

1109
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:55,700
I care a lot.

1110
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:59,000
In fact, I hate you. Jerk.

1111
01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:03,000
I didn't want you to know
I was in trouble.

1112
01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:07,100
You and Cassie and Carl,
you mean everything to me.

1113
01:24:07,300 --> 01:24:10,900
What you think about me is the
most important thing in the world.

1114
01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:13,800
I didn't want to fail.

1115
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:19,300
If you don't know how I feel about you
after 19 years of marriage...

1116
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:21,800
...then I must be a failure as a wife.

1117
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:25,000
Then you admit you're the problem.

1118
01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:29,300
Bob.

1119
01:24:35,900 --> 01:24:39,200
You mean more to me
than just a paycheck.

1120
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:42,300
That's good, because we won't be
getting one for a while.

1121
01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:44,000
I missed that meeting.

1122
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:45,700
No, you didn't.

1123
01:24:48,100 --> 01:24:49,300
Come on, Bob. Come here.

1124
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:05,200
It's a Christmas miracle.

1125
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:08,200
No, it just sounded like this was
where your wife needed to be.

1126
01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:10,100
So I brought her.

1127
01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:14,000
Travis has never been one
to mind his own business.

1128
01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:15,800
Travis...

1129
01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:20,700
...some of my behavior on this trip
might be misconstrued as an insult.

1130
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:23,400
Did come off a tad abrasive.

1131
01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:26,100
I was wrong, and it takes
a small man to admit it.

1132
01:25:26,100 --> 01:25:27,300
And you're a big man.

1133
01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:30,500
-I don't just mean--
-I understand a metaphor, Bob.

1134
01:25:30,900 --> 01:25:32,700
See, I went to Stanford.

1135
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:36,800
You big lug, I love you!

1136
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:39,500
Who loves his big lug?

1137
01:25:39,700 --> 01:25:41,700
-I love you, you big--
-I know, l--

1138
01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:44,800
-Todd.
-Little dramatic, don't you think, Bob?

1139
01:25:44,900 --> 01:25:46,600
Showing up at
the last possible minute.

1140
01:25:47,700 --> 01:25:49,500
You look horrible. Let's go.

1141
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:57,200
Dad.

1142
01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:58,800
-I'm sorry.
-Sorry?

1143
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:02,900
I guess you're under a lot of pressure
and I could have been less trouble.

1144
01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:05,000
And in your own nerdy way
you're kind of cool.

1145
01:26:07,100 --> 01:26:08,900
-Bob?
-Yeah?

1146
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,500
I'm hating this.

1147
01:26:13,600 --> 01:26:15,100
-Dad.
-Yeah?

1148
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:16,500
-I get it.
-What?

1149
01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:19,700
Sometimes if you wanna succeed,
you have to do what they tell you.

1150
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:27,900
-You--
-Bob!

1151
01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:33,800
This is the big one, Bobcat.

1152
01:26:33,900 --> 01:26:35,200
-Bases loaded.
-Got it.

1153
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:38,400
You hit a grand slam on this,
it's big raise, promotion, bonus...

1154
01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:40,900
...and I personally push Laird
down a flight of stairs.

1155
01:26:41,100 --> 01:26:44,500
Everybody, this is Bob.
Remember, charming and funny.

1156
01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:47,300
Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late...

1157
01:26:47,300 --> 01:26:50,900
...I just came down that mountain,
and next time I'll use a road.

1158
01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:55,100
I guess you guys didn't get the memo
about extreme casual.

1159
01:26:55,800 --> 01:26:58,600
I love your wilderness so much,
I decided to wear it.

1160
01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:02,000
Easy, Todd.

1161
01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:04,800
It's been kind of a wild journey
getting here.

1162
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:07,200
If you ever wanna really find out
about yourself...

1163
01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:09,600
...put your family in an RV and drive.

1164
01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:11,400
I've seen some amazing stuff.

1165
01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:15,300
I've fought wild raccoons and won.
I've been in the desert to a place...

1166
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:18,700
...where it's not the end of the world,
but you can see it from there.

1167
01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:21,100
And I met this weird family.

1168
01:27:21,300 --> 01:27:24,000
I mean, boy, they were strange.

1169
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:27,200
You know, whenever a big white man
picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.

1170
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:30,900
In the dictionary, under "hootenanny,"
it says, "See: them."

1171
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,400
But you know
what's strange about them.

1172
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:38,400
They're just honest, good people, and
it's an honor to have them as friends.

1173
01:27:41,500 --> 01:27:42,900
Garry, Larry...

1174
01:27:42,900 --> 01:27:45,700
...this is a nice company
you have here. It's your baby.

1175
01:27:46,100 --> 01:27:49,000
I bet at the birth of your baby
you were kind of scared, right?

1176
01:27:49,100 --> 01:27:51,900
Excited, but scared. You didn't
know how it was gonna turn out.

1177
01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:54,300
And next thing you know,
it's up and walking...

1178
01:27:54,500 --> 01:27:57,600
...and you're trying to raise it. You
didn't know what you were doing...

1179
01:27:57,900 --> 01:27:59,800
...but you pretended like you did.

1180
01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:02,600
And next thing you know,
your baby's grown.

1181
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:06,200
It's bigger, older. More complicated.

1182
01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:07,700
Difficult to deal with.

1183
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:10,700
But here's the deal...

1184
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:14,800
...you care about it just as much,
because you nurtured it...

1185
01:28:14,900 --> 01:28:18,300
...and part of you is in it,
and you're proud of it.

1186
01:28:18,900 --> 01:28:20,500
You love it more than ever.

1187
01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:28,000
And right now,
you have to make a decision...

1188
01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:31,300
...of whether you wanna merge
your family with the Pure Vibe family.

1189
01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:34,100
Your stocks are gonna split.
You're gonna have money...

1190
01:28:34,300 --> 01:28:37,200
...you won't know what to do with.
And your company's gonna grow.

1191
01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:40,100
You'll be bigger than a woman
in bicycle shorts at Disneyland.

1192
01:28:40,500 --> 01:28:44,000
You'll be able to get all that stuff,
like the ski boat, a $4000 bike...

1193
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:45,500
...maybe even a Barcalounger...

1194
01:28:45,700 --> 01:28:48,300
...that massages your ass
and blows smoke at the same time.

1195
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:50,200
Bottom line here, Garry, Larry.

1196
01:28:50,300 --> 01:28:53,100
If you wanna merge
Alpine and Pure Vibe...

1197
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:57,300
...I promise you, you're making
the worst decision of your entire life.

1198
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:02,000
This guy is a disgruntled employee.

1199
01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:05,300
Couldn't keep up with younger talent.
Look at him. He's off his meds.

1200
01:29:05,500 --> 01:29:08,000
Finished. His own daughter
assaulted me in my home.

1201
01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:11,100
I did not. It was my friend,
and she did it because Pure Vibe...

1202
01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:13,900
...has one of the worst
environmental records in the industry.

1203
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:15,900
Why are these kids here?

1204
01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:19,700
Plus, last year you guys outsourced
for cheaper labor to other countries--

1205
01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:22,000
Let her go, Todd.

1206
01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:24,200
I'll let her go. I'll let you go.

1207
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:26,000
You're fired.

1208
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:32,800
Yo, dog.

1209
01:29:33,100 --> 01:29:36,500
-Carl.
-My hero.

1210
01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:42,100
Todd, I quit.

1211
01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:08,400
Honey,
there seems to be snow on the ground.

1212
01:30:08,700 --> 01:30:11,300
Babe, it's left over from last winter.
At 9500 feet...

1213
01:30:11,400 --> 01:30:12,900
...it doesn't melt. It's glacial.

1214
01:30:14,300 --> 01:30:16,100
-We don't have chains.
-Don't need them.

1215
01:30:16,100 --> 01:30:17,800
They're for the winter, not July.

1216
01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:19,900
Well, I see snow.

1217
01:30:20,100 --> 01:30:21,400
Hey, Dad, are we poor?

1218
01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:24,600
Carl, there's a lot of ways
to measure a family's wealth.

1219
01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:26,600
-I think love--
-I was talking about money.

1220
01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:28,500
-We're dirt poor.
-Sell the house.

1221
01:30:28,700 --> 01:30:30,600
We could all live
in the Big Rolling Turd.

1222
01:30:30,900 --> 01:30:33,700
We'll spend every minute together,
just like the Gornickes.

1223
01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:37,100
-That just sounds fantastic.
-Oh, yeah.

1224
01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:43,500
-Chains. Four-wheel drive.
-Thanks.

1225
01:30:44,700 --> 01:30:48,000
Officer, good day. I know what you're
gonna say: "Where are your chains?"

1226
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:50,400
Well, sir, this is no ordinary RV.

1227
01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:53,800
It's part ATV, part SUV,
and certified by the DMV.

1228
01:30:53,900 --> 01:30:57,300
It's got positraction, Dynaflow,
control traction with me in control.

1229
01:30:57,600 --> 01:31:00,100
It's got heated rims.
Wish I had those.

1230
01:31:03,300 --> 01:31:04,700
Okay.

1231
01:31:04,900 --> 01:31:07,400
License and registration, sir.

1232
01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:18,000
Oh, there it is.

1233
01:31:20,700 --> 01:31:23,200
I believe that was
the rental agreement.

1234
01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:25,800
We had a little bit
of a mishap at the lake.

1235
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:29,100
I lost my wallet.
My name is Bob Munro.

1236
01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:32,100
We got him.
We're just ahead of you.

1237
01:31:32,700 --> 01:31:34,000
Got me?

1238
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:38,300
Officer, I know she may look unsafe,
but she's tough.

1239
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:40,100
She likes to be rode hard
and put away wet.

1240
01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:42,400
Spent two days in the lake.
Had to fish her out.

1241
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:44,300
It means a lot.
We couldn't abandon it.

1242
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:46,100
It's like a big, ugly pet, really.

1243
01:31:47,300 --> 01:31:49,300
You got him. Thanks, Sam.

1244
01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:51,800
-We owe you one.
-We've been chasing you all morning.

1245
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:53,300
I just took one soda.

1246
01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:56,000
No, we just want you to know
we're going national.

1247
01:31:56,900 --> 01:31:58,900
-Well, good luck.
-With you.

1248
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:01,300
We want you to join us
at Alpine Beverages.

1249
01:32:02,100 --> 01:32:04,500
-You're offering me a job?
-Yeah.

1250
01:32:04,700 --> 01:32:07,800
-Yes, he'll take it.
-She's a tough negotiator.

1251
01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:10,900
You just really seem to get us,
like a harmonic convergence.

1252
01:32:11,100 --> 01:32:12,800
-Dad, you forgot something.
-Baby...

1253
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:16,900
-...don't interrupt daddy's new bosses.
-Sure, but the RV's rolling away.