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{989}{1025}Hey, take it easy!
{1037}{1085}Hey, who's the big|birthday girl, huh?
{1086}{1157}Me! Oh, boy. How old are you? I'm this.
{1158}{1241}Call me when you're this, okay? Here we go.
{1242}{1299}You got it straight, okay?|Hold it there.
{1301}{1361}Beautiful, beautiful!|Okay!
{1569}{1653}Hey, what happened here?|What's the matter, huh?
{1654}{1737}Johnny hit me.|He don't like me anymore.
{1738}{1809}Oh, I know what|you're goin' through.
{1810}{1869}You gave him the best|three months of your life, huh?
{1870}{1929}Then he left you|for a pail and shovel.
{1941}{2001}What do you see in him, anyway?|What are you in love with?
{2002}{2133}He's not in your class. He's afraid|of the dark. He wets his pants.
{2134}{2229}When he eats, he gets food all|over his face. He's a mama's boy.
{2230}{2277}What are you,|in nursery school now?
{2278}{2397}I guarantee you, by the time you get to|kindergarten, you'll forget all about him.
{2398}{2469}Hey, look who's here! Show|time! Bobby bunny, huh?
{2554}{2637}Here we go, let's go.|Bobby bunny's here-
{2638}{2709}what's that?|Oh, nothing, nothing.
{2721}{2805}Bobby bunny just dropped|a few carrots, that's all.
{3058}{3141}# You don't have to talk|all night.
{3142}{3213}# I'm a man|who can't say no.
{3214}{3297}# You don't have|to twist my arm.
{3298}{3357}# Just point me|where you wanna go.
{3358}{3441}# Take me to the action|take me to the track.
{3442}{3501}# Take me to a party if|they're bettin' in the back.
{3502}{3597}# I've been workin' all my life|can't afford to wait.
{3598}{3669}# Let me call my wife so I|can tell her I'll be late.
{3670}{3741}# I want the easy|mmm.
{3742}{3813}# Easy, easy money.
{3814}{3885}# I could get lucky.
{3886}{3969}# Oh, things could go right.
{3981}{4053}# I want the easy.
{4054}{4125}# Easy, easy money.
{4126}{4209}# Maybe this one time.
{4210}{4281}# Maybe tonight?
{4401}{4485}# You don't have to try|too hard.
{4497}{4569}# I don't need|a song and dance.
{4570}{4653}# I don't need|an invitation.
{4654}{4701}# If you've got|a game of chance.
{4702}{4785}# Take me to the tables|take me to the fights.
{4786}{4857}# Run me like a numbers|roll me like a dice.
{4869}{4941}# When you're countin' on a|killin' always count me in.
{4942}{5013}# Talk me into losing|just as long as I can win.
{5014}{5085}# I want the easy.
{5086}{5157}# Easy, easy money.
{5169}{5229}# I want the good times.
{5230}{5325}# Oh, I never had.
{5326}{5385}# I want the easy.
{5386}{5445}# Mmm, easy money.
{5446}{5553}# Oh, I want the good life.
{5554}{5625}# Mmm, I want it bad.
{5626}{5685}# Easy money.
{5686}{5733}# You say I fool myself.
{5734}{5805}# But better me than being|a fool for someone else.
{5806}{5937}# I got a hot slot machine|of a system ready to go.
{5938}{6009}# Easy money.
{6010}{6129}# I got a one-track mind and a|good reputation layin' on the line.
{6130}{6189}# I'll either come back|a bum or a king.
{6190}{6275}# Baby, I don't know.
{7569}{7617}Let's go over today's schedule.
{7618}{7701}It is exactly 6:33.
{7702}{7773}It is exactly 6:34.
{7785}{7893}At 7:00, we're meeting with the head of the|furniture department regarding inventory.
{7894}{8013}Postpone the meeting. Double-check the|inventory, and fire the cleaning staff.
{8025}{8073}7:20, you will crush the hopes|of the loading dock workers...
{8085}{8133}regarding better|working conditions.
{8134}{8181}Cancel the meeting,|and send out a memorandum...
{8182}{8241}that the working conditions|at the loading dock...
{8242}{8337}will remain as they have for|the past 35 years. Mm-hmm.
{8349}{8397}At 7:30, we'll be meeting|with the accountants...
{8398}{8457}regarding donations and|charitable contributions.
{8469}{8565}Cancel that meeting, and|cancel my check to boy's town.
{8566}{8613}What time|is Scrappleton coming?
{8614}{8721}Uh, 7:50, with the legal|papers you requested.
{8722}{8805}As soon as you finish with Scrappleton,|we leave for Staten Island...
{8806}{8853}to attend your granddaughter|Allison's wedding.
{8854}{8949}Well, I hope she's made a better choice...
{8950}{9009}than her mother did!
{9011}{9095}Jesus! Rose!
{9096}{9167}How did you talk me|into this?
{9168}{9251}You should use Allison.|She's the one has to wear it.
{9252}{9335}It's unlucky for the bride to wear|her gown before the wedding day.
{9336}{9431}How unlucky can she get? Look who she's|marrying. You shouldn't talk like that.
{9432}{9491}Julio's a good boy.|Come on, Rose, will ya?
{9492}{9551}See the guy for what he is.|He belongs to a gang.
{9552}{9635}It's a good boy's gang.|They help people.
{9636}{9731}- Ooh, take it easy, will ya?|- Oh, I'm sorry. Where'd I get you?
{9732}{9815}If I show you, we'll never|get outta here. Hold still.
{9816}{9899}I've gotta finish this. You gotta pick|up the cake, and mother will be here soon.
{9935}{9983}Your mother.
{9984}{10067}I gotta go to the John.|Monty! Oh, the dress!
{10079}{10163}No, you're wonderful.|Allison, I need the phone.
{10164}{10247}I'm in here.|Get outta there!
{10248}{10307}Get off, will ya?|I am so hung up on you.
{10308}{10379}Good idea.|I'll see you in church.
{10380}{10451}Daddy! Don't worry, you won't lose him.
{10452}{10511}Belinda, let's go.
{10512}{10583}Someday I'll be out|of your life.
{10584}{10643}Yeah, but right now|get outta the bathroom.
{11027}{11099}It's the best thing|about having daughters.
{11447}{11543}Nicky boy, it's Monty.
{11544}{11591}Close the door.
{11603}{11651}Yeah?
{11652}{11711}Nicky, Rose's mother,|she's on her way over.
{11723}{11783}So?|What do you want from me?
{11795}{11891}I need the truck. I gotta pick up the|wedding cake. What am I, allied vans?
{11892}{11939}You really know how|to push a friendship.
{11940}{12035}When's the last time you did something|for me? You got a short memory.
{12036}{12107}Who drove to Atlantic city to|bail you out when you owed $400?
{12119}{12167}At Belmont, you had|four losers in a row.
{12168}{12251}Who gave you the winner in the|fifth? The cake's for your godchild!
{12252}{12323}All right, all right. Give|me a chance. I'm comin'.
{12587}{12683}Where's my stuff? By the|front door. What's the rush?
{12684}{12779}I gotta go to work. I got a wedding|to pay for. Don't forget the cake.
{12780}{12875}How many years you know me?|Did I ever forget anything?
{12876}{12947}Nicky, just in time.|Beautiful!
{12948}{13043}I don't wanna see her fucking|- mother!
{13095}{13179}- Was it Nicky?|- No, no. It's not Nicky. No.
{13215}{13335}Oh, it's mother! Leave him,|dear. Simply walk out on him.
{13336}{13419}His entire body is|bloodshot. He'll never change.
{13431}{13479}Nice to see you too.
{13480}{13587}It's gonna be so much fun having|everyone here. Yeah, a lot of fun.
{13588}{13683}Well, if it isn't my favorite|relative. Don't start that bullshit.
{13695}{13779}Monty, please bring|mother's luggage upstairs.
{13780}{13887}What's Clive, a footstool?|No, no, Monty, let me get this.
{13935}{14031}How can you stand him?|You gotta get to know him.
{14032}{14079}The wedding|is gonna be wonderful.
{14080}{14187}We never get to see you. The|store takes up all my time.
{14259}{14343}Mother, why do you push yourself|so hard. The money doesn't matter.
{14344}{14451}When your father was alive,|he ran Monahan's like a tyrant.
{14452}{14499}He paid the help|next to nothing.
{14500}{14571}- He drove them like sled dogs.|- Wonderful man.
{14572}{14667}Wonderful! Now that he's|gone, I carry on his work.
{14679}{14715}Rose,
{14716}{14835}I don't know how you can live|with that... man.
{14836}{14895}We're happy|just the way we are.
{14896}{14991}Happy, yeah, we were|until a few minutes ago.
{15003}{15063}And we don't want a dime|from you. You understand?
{15064}{15123}No offense.
{15124}{15195}No offense?
{15196}{15219}No offense?
{15231}{15291}You are an offense!
{15292}{15363}Why, you can|barely walk erect.
{15364}{15459}You pollute the air|with your smoking.
{15460}{15543}You reek of liquor and god knows what|else. You're an ecological menace!
{15544}{15627}You were the inspiration for twin|beds. I'll tell you something else.
{15639}{15723}Don't start with mother. I'm not|startin' nothin'. It never ended.
{15724}{15819}And to think of who you could|have married. Pat Flannigan.
{15820}{15903}Don't start throwing up the|guys she could've married.
{15903}{15999}I'm outta here. He started as a|bricklayer. Now he owns his own company.
{15999}{16071}And tom O'Rourke.|He started as a busboy.
{16071}{16119}Today he has|his own restaurant.
{16131}{16227}I started out as a baby.|Today I'm a baby photographer.
{16228}{16343}I'll see you later. And I'm sure you're|gonna talk about me when I'm gone.
{16613}{16685}Where do you live, in|Vermont? What took you so long?
{16953}{17013}Why do you let her mother|get to you?
{17014}{17085}Forget about her,|will ya?
{17086}{17157}She never wanted Rose|to marry me. Never.
{17217}{17301}She says I drink too much,|I smoke too much, I gamble.
{17302}{17385}She's right, but what am I|gonna do? I can't control myself.
{17386}{17481}I got no- what's the|word? I got no- class.
{17493}{17553}Nah, we know I got class.
{17554}{17649}It's a certain word. What's the|word for someone who can't say "no"?
{17650}{17709}Sonya. Not Sonya. No, not Sonya.
{17710}{17769}I got no-
{17781}{17877}willpower! That's the word I'm|lookin' for. I got no willpower.
{17878}{17937}Yeah, willpower.
{17938}{17985}Make a left on elm.|I got a quick shoot.
{17986}{18033}You didn't say anything|about a shoot.
{18034}{18093}Leave me alone. I got enough|problems. Just take a left on elm.
{18094}{18189}I got a quick shoot. I'll be quick.|You can help me. Well, thanks.
{18191}{18251}You really think|I got no class?
{18252}{18299}No, I don't think|you got no class.
{18309}{18393}I'm gonna be sad. Mmmmm. Very good!
{18405}{18465}Now, I'm gonna be a|monster. Watch this. Grrrrr.
{18466}{18513}Now the big one.
{18525}{18585}Okay, the big one.|Can you be happy?
{18586}{18657}That's a good one!|Okay, be happy.
{18658}{18717}Okay, here goes.|Smile pretty.
{18718}{18771}Beautiful!|We got it.
{18953}{19049}The other door. The other door! I got it.
{19277}{19337}Get outta here.
{19338}{19397}Oooh!|Oh!
{19529}{19589}The cake, the cake!
{19697}{19817}Watch out for the top.|I'm watching, I'm watching.
{19818}{19937}It's not gonna slide around in there?|No, I got it wedged against a toilet.
{20073}{20145}Just great.|My favorite system a lock.
{20146}{20205}And I got Monty in the truck|with a wedding cake.
{20206}{20253}I gotta pick up my mother,|take her to the beauty parlor.
{20265}{20337}What's the tip?|Big boy in the fifth.
{20349}{20421}Forget it!|The fifth goes off at 3:00.
{20422}{20517}- We goin' to the track?|- I can't go. I got a bar to run.
{20518}{20553}This here's a sure thing.
{20554}{20625}It's forty to one.|Hey!
{20626}{20697}Wake up, we're closing up.|I didn't finish my drink.
{20709}{20789}You're finished now. Get|outta here. Here's your dollar.
{20837}{20969}Come on, we've got|five minutes to post.
{21125}{21173}Hey! Get the hell|out of there!
{21174}{21233}Slow down.|They're kids.
{21234}{21341}Nicky, take care of it.
{21485}{21521}What're you doing?
{21630}{21677}Sixty seconds to post time.
{21683}{21743}You're next.|What?
{21744}{21779}Are you gonna place a bet?
{21780}{21899}Oh, yes, yes. I'd like the|number... seven horse please.
{21900}{21959}Thirty seconds to post time.
{21960}{22091}I'd like to put two dollars|to win, two dollars to place...
{22092}{22187}and two dollars to show.|Okay, buddy, good luck.
{22188}{22295}The next time you bet,|remember, instead of saying...
{22296}{22391}fifteen seconds to post time. Two dollars to|win, two dollars to place, two dollars to show,
{22392}{22439}just say,|"two across the board."
{22440}{22547}Gee, instead|- what are you buyin', a house?
{22548}{22607}Let's go while we're young.
{22608}{22655}We're gonna get|shut out!
{22656}{22787}I have a friend that wants to bet the|number seven horse. Two seconds to post time.
{22788}{22859}Number six horse.|Six horse.
{22863}{22947}No more bets.
{22948}{23019}And they're off!
{23075}{23183}Here they go! Nicky, come|on. We're goin' to the rail.
{23195}{23267}Big boy making up lots of ground|on the outside,
{23268}{23339}moving to the fourth spot.
{23340}{23399}Here comes big boy|on the extreme outside.
{23400}{23457}How's he doin'?
{23457}{23541}Gettin' farther ahead all|the time. Gimme those things.
{23542}{23613}Five lengths ahead!
{23625}{23673}Fifty bucks|at forty to one!
{23673}{23733}That's two grand apiece!|Two grand!
{23805}{23889}You dragged me out here!|I love ya, I love ya!
{24143}{24191}That's two grand apiece!
{24275}{24347}I'm goin' to Hawaii! I'm goin'|to Hawaii! He's fallin' back.
{24359}{24419}I'm not goin' to Hawaii!
{24455}{24503}He's too far ahead|to lose.
{24719}{24767}He thinks he's water skiing!
{24831}{24891}We were in. What happened?|Yeah, there's our winner.
{24903}{24975}I closed my bar!|Get outta here!
{24975}{25047}I'll kill you.
{25047}{25107}I'll kill you, Bosco!
{25108}{25179}I'll kill him.|I'll kill you!
{25180}{25263}There was supposed to be-|crooks!
{25269}{25343}I was gonna buy|a new neon sign.
{25451}{25499}Yeah, that's it.|Step on his face!
{25500}{25571}That son of a bitch!
{25761}{25833}Go get him, Nicky!
{25835}{25907}My bridesmaids' dresses|are lime green.
{25908}{25991}And my maid of honor|is wearing lime green.
{25997}{26081}The maid of honor's dress should always|be in contrast to the bridesmaids.
{26082}{26213}This is, um, delicious!|What do you call it, chicken.
{26214}{26309}I know it's chicken, dear, but|what kind? There's Kiev, Florentine-
{26310}{26369}shake & bake!
{26370}{26417}Mother, I'm glad|you could come.
{26418}{26489}I've always been sorry|you missed my wedding.
{26490}{26561}You know I couldn't go to your|wedding. That's 'cause daddy was there.
{26562}{26645}Where is your father tonight,|dear? Taking baby pictures.
{26646}{26765}Ha! What kind of a baby is it|that's still up at 9:00 at night?
{27077}{27113}Sweetheart,|watch out for this guy.
{27125}{27185}He'll buy you a bottle of beer, and|then squeeze the "schlitz" outta ya.
{27186}{27293}He's my friend.|Don't worry about him.
{27294}{27389}Excuse me, miss. I don't mean to|interrupt while you're working.
{27390}{27497}I was wondering if you could come|over to the house Sunday for dinner...
{27509}{27557}and meet my mother?
{27558}{27617}You gettin' tired. Wanna go|home? He's kiddin' around.
{27618}{27701}Excuse me, pal. You got a|problem here. This is my friend.
{27702}{27761}Who are you?|Who am I?
{27762}{27821}I'm the guy that put the bathrooms|in this joint. That's who I am.
{27822}{27923}Now I know why the place stinks,|okay, pal?
{27947}{28007}Break it up, will ya?|What's the matter?
{28067}{28115}Take it easy, will ya?
{28157}{28217}Ma?|Hmm?
{28229}{28277}Am I pretty?
{28278}{28337}Oh, you're beautiful,|sweetheart!
{28349}{28397}Julio's a very lucky boy.
{28398}{28481}I wanna make him happy.
{28482}{28529}But there's so much|I don't know.
{28530}{28613}Like what?|Like about, you know.
{28614}{28685}I know what?|You know!
{28721}{28769}Oh, that!
{28770}{28829}Didn't your father tell you|everything you need to know?
{28830}{28913}He keeps starting,|but he never finishes.
{28914}{28961}What do you wanna know?
{28962}{29069}Foreplay. Have you ever heard of foreplay?
{29070}{29153}No, not with|your father.
{29154}{29225}It's nice we can have|these little talks.
{29226}{29285}Let's go help. Belinda,|pour the coffee. Wait, mom.
{29286}{29333}How did you know|you really loved daddy?
{29345}{29429}We were at Conney Island|on the Ferris Wheel.
{29441}{29489}We got caught at the top.
{29490}{29537}Later on, I found out...
{29549}{29633}he paid the man a dollar|to stop the ride.
{29634}{29693}Your father said things|to me...
{29694}{29789}that were so sweet,|so romantic.
{29801}{29909}I said to myself,|"here's a sensitive man."
{29915}{29975}Once, a fuckin' four!
{29976}{30047}Four!|Got a four!
{30048}{30095}Gimme the dice, I'm hot. Gimme the dice.
{30096}{30167}Hold it, hold it! You|won, right. Right, yeah.
{30168}{30263}We're ahead. We can leave|winners right now. Okay, so we go.
{30264}{30335}Let's go. Double or nothin'. Here we go.
{30336}{30407}Oh, Monty!
{30887}{30947}You did it again, huh?
{30983}{31067}We were winners.|We could've walked away.
{31068}{31151}That's how I am. Once I|get goin', I can't stop.
{31367}{31463}Come on. Forget about it.|It's history. Let's go.
{31595}{31679}Good stuff. It ought a|be. I got it off a cop.
{31680}{31799}I'm starvin'. Let's go to|Lucky's. He's open late.
{32123}{32231}He's closed. Come on, Pop's|inside. He'll let us in.
{32555}{32603}Pop's last dish.
{32604}{32687}We're drivin' a half hour. The closest|we came to food, we almost hit a deer.
{32688}{32735}Here's a place.
{33047}{33131}I'm so hungry,|I could eat a waitress.
{33479}{33575}No, no! No! It's wrong.|Nicky, it's wrong. I wanna see-
{33576}{33623}it's wrong!
{33624}{33731}It's wedding cake flavor.|I love wedding cake.
{33732}{33791}Why don't you get married?
{33851}{33923}Let me just lick the bride.
{33924}{33971}That's my daughter!
{33972}{34091}It's a little plastic thing.|It's not your daughter.
{34139}{34211}Only one little flower each.
{34212}{34283}There's a lot of flowers.|Nobody will know the difference.
{34284}{34343}Forget about it.|Let's get outta here.
{34344}{34403}And don't drive fast.|You're drunk.
{34415}{34475}Don't worry about it. I|drive better when I'm drunk.
{34595}{34655}You got a weird sense of humor.|You know that?
{34656}{34751}You laugh at everything.|Weather reports, car chase.
{34752}{34811}Keep it straight. You're|swerving all over the place.
{34812}{34871}I'm goin' straight. I'm on|the yellow line, I told ya.
{34883}{34991}Move over to one side. You're|on the other side! Get over here!
{34997}{35045}Keep to the right! Get|your hands off the wheel!
{35046}{35127}Look out!
{35199}{35295}My head!|I hit my head!
{35295}{35367}What's so funny? Everything's|funny to you. You laugh and laugh.
{35367}{35427}Watch the road, will ya?|Will you watch the road?
{35427}{35547}I lost my joint.|Where's my joint?
{35547}{35655}Just watch the road.
{36221}{36293}You got some aspirin?
{36701}{36761}Oh, no!
{36809}{36869}I'm sorry.|It was an emergency.
{37533}{37617}Are you sure this is a good idea, daddy?.
{37617}{37677}Isn't she beautiful?
{37677}{37749}Yeah, but who's that|with her?
{37829}{37889}What do you see|in this guy?
{37890}{37997}He has everything I ever wanted.|You don't ask for much, do ya?
{37998}{38081}Did your mother tell you|everything you need to know?
{38082}{38141}She taught me how to fry|bananas. Oh, beautiful.
{38142}{38225}You'll end up working|in a Spanish restaurant.
{38423}{38483}You're not pregnant,|are you?
{38484}{38555}Daddy!|The way you brought me up?
{38556}{38615}All right.
{38949}{39033}Welcome, Allison.|Welcome, uh, Julio.
{39219}{39303}Julio Vidal O'Campo,|will you have Allison...
{39309}{39417}Juliana Capuletti,|to be your wife,
{39465}{39525}to live together in the|covenant of marriage, shh!
{39531}{39615}Will you love her, comfort|her, honor her and keep her...
{39615}{39675}in sickness and in health,
{39675}{39783}and forsaking all others, be faithful|to her for as long as you both live?
{39783}{39819}I do.
{39831}{39927}Where's your father?|He's directing traffic.
{39927}{40023}Please, let's go. Get outta|here. Come on, towards me.
{40023}{40155}Back up, back up! Turn the|wheel to the right. The wheel!
{40155}{40227}Where're you goin'? What's happening|here? We gotta get outta here.
{40227}{40311}Hold it, will ya? He ain't goin'|nowhere. What's your problem?
{40596}{40643}Hey!
{40644}{40691}Whoo!
{40692}{40751}Hey!
{40787}{40835}Whoo!
{41003}{41075}Why didn't he fix the walk?|It's been this way for months!
{41921}{41993}Why can't you make everybody happy|and shake hands with this kid?
{41994}{42041}Not me.|Shake hands with him.
{42042}{42113}Go ahead.
{42149}{42233}Look at him. If I look at|him, I won't shake hands!
{42239}{42311}Look at him.|Go ahead.
{42347}{42407}Look, Julio. We're family now, all right?
{42408}{42479}Just do the right thing.|Make Allison happy.
{42480}{42611}She's a great girl. I know,|I lived with her for 18 years.
{42623}{42695}Can I call you... dad?
{42767}{42839}Oh, it's wonderful|to see you two get along.
{43037}{43089}Good-bye, honey!
{43329}{43449}Hey, what are we doin' here? My|glass is empty. Come on, will ya?
{43905}{43965}Wow.
{43965}{44013}This is it.
{44013}{44121}Yeah,|our first motel room.
{44865}{44937}Okay, let's get the guy up|here who paid for this shindig.
{45201}{45261}Hold it, hold it.|Let him talk.
{45273}{45345}I got nothin' to say.|Then sing a song. I sang.
{45345}{45417}I can't sing. Are you|kiddin'? Sing "la consonetta."
{45477}{45525}I'm no Sinatra,|but here it goes. Okay?
{45693}{45789}# Some think the world was made|for fun and frolic.
{45801}{45873}# And so do I|and so do I.
{45885}{45981}# Some think it's right to be|so melancholic.
{45993}{46065}# They'll pine and sigh|they'll pine and sigh.
{46077}{46175}# But I like to spend my time a-singing.
{46176}{46259}# Some joyous song|some joyous song.
{46271}{46367}# To set the air|with music ever ringing.
{46368}{46463}# Is far from wrong|is far from wrong.
{46464}{46547}# Hark it, hark it|music from afar.
{46559}{46619}# Hark it, hark it|with a happy heart.
{46631}{46739}# Funiculi, funicula|funiculi, funicula.
{46740}{46811}# Joy is everywhere|funiculi, funicula.
{46823}{46907}# Hark it, hark it|music from afar.
{46919}{46979}# Hark it, hark it|with a happy heart.
{46991}{47111}# Funiculi, funicula|funiculi, funicula.
{47112}{47183}# Joy is everywhere|funiculi, funicula.
{47195}{47279}# Hark it, hark it|music from afar.
{47280}{47351}# Hark it, hark it|with a happy heart.
{47363}{47471}# Funiculi, funicula|funiculi, funicula.
{47472}{47639}# Joy is everywhere|funiculi, funicula.
{49032}{49091}How do I look?
{49151}{49211}You look beautiful.
{49739}{49847}I always dreamed|about my wedding day.
{49848}{49907}I guess I never thought|about the night.
{50471}{50543}Be gentle with me.
{50795}{50843}Julio!
{50844}{50903}This is foreplay.
{50904}{51011}I have a headache. I don't|wanna touch your head.
{51012}{51083}Please, Julio, I've never|been with a man before.
{51084}{51131}Neither have I!
{51132}{51191}Julio!
{51287}{51383}What's wrong with you?|I don't know what to do.
{51395}{51491}I brought a book.|A book?
{51623}{51671}El joyo de sexo.
{51672}{51743}It's in Spanish. I'm|gonna translate it for you.
{51744}{51827}It has a very happy ending.|You're gonna love it.
{52055}{52103}Allison?
{52115}{52187}What do you want from me,|Julio?
{52188}{52283}I never seen anything|like that.
{52284}{52343}Try to understand.
{52344}{52415}I keep hearing|my father say, "don't."
{52416}{52499}He meant before|you were married.
{52571}{52667}I'm not so sure.|You don't know my father.
{52751}{52799}Allison,
{52847}{52907}listen to me.
{52955}{53063}My cousin|once knew a guy,
{53064}{53159}and the guy went out|with a virgin...
{53160}{53243}for six months.
{53244}{53363}And on their wedding night,|when they got married,
{53364}{53471}and they wanted|to consummate the marriage,
{53483}{53555}the woman wouldn't let him.
{53603}{53675}And in the morning,
{53676}{53747}they found|the guy dead...
{53771}{53843}in the bed|next to her.
{53903}{54023}Oh.|Allison?
{54024}{54107}I don't wanna die.
{54179}{54263}You're my wife.|Yeah.
{54264}{54347}I love you.|Yeah.
{54359}{54443}We're all alone.
{54444}{54503}And your father,
{54504}{54563}he is a|million miles away.
{54731}{54779}Hello?
{54780}{54911}Julio, I just wanna say|good night to my little baby.
{54912}{54959}My father!
{55056}{55151}You hung up on my father. I|wouldn't hang up on your father.
{55152}{55199}You wouldn't understand|my father.
{55211}{55295}Yeah, well, I'm not so sure|I understand you either.
{55296}{55391}Then why don't you go spend your|wedding night with your father?
{55463}{55523}Okay... I will!
{55755}{55863}Monty, don't forget to fix the walk. Yeah.
{56243}{56291}Watch it, watch it!|Watch where you're goin'!
{56339}{56399}My air mail!
{56400}{56447}Oh, my air mail!
{56693}{56777}Listen to me.|I want my wife back.
{56783}{56843}Look who's here.|Don Juan.
{56844}{56927}It's your fault she left|me. What, am I responsible?
{56928}{57023}When Eddie fisher broke up with Debbie,|you blame me. She don't wanna see ya.
{57024}{57143}You gotta help me, man. Give her time.|She'll come back when she's ready.
{57147}{57231}You ought a give her|a few drinks.
{57231}{57293}That's how|I got her mother ready.
{57467}{57503}I'm in.
{57515}{57587}It's up to you, paddy.|Yeah.
{57588}{57695}What the hell is that you got|on? This used to be a shirt.
{57696}{57779}You know Rose. She don't throw nothin'|out. She keeps lookin' at the cuffs.
{57780}{57839}Soon as they get frayed, it|becomes a short-sleeve shirt.
{57840}{57899}When the collar goes,|I end up with a pajama top.
{57900}{57971}Right now I got|23 short-sleeve pajama tops.
{57972}{58055}You know what I found in the|closet? A hundred 1978 calendars.
{58056}{58103}That's Rose!
{58104}{58223}If 1978 ever comes back, we're in great|shape. We gonna talk or play cards?
{58259}{58337}He'll talk.
{58427}{58499}Nicky, take it easy.
{58500}{58571}Take it easy.|He didn't mean it.
{58644}{58727}Monty, the phone.
{58728}{58775}Hello, hello?
{58799}{58859}Monty,|you have to pick it up.
{59051}{59135}You got the wrong number.|There's nobody home. We're asleep.
{59136}{59195}Mr. Capuletti?
{59231}{59315}Are you there?|Monty, who is it?
{59501}{59609}Hello, hello!|Anyone there?
{59610}{59669}Ah, ah.
{59741}{59801}Who know a Scrappleton?
{59802}{59873}That's mother's lawyer.
{59993}{60065}Yeah. Yeah?
{60066}{60137}That's awful!
{60149}{60245}No, no. I'm sorry. I'll tell her.
{60246}{60293}I'll tell her.|I'm sorry.
{60317}{60389}Monty, what happened?
{60425}{60545}Rose, you better sit down|for this.
{60641}{60725}Is it... mother?
{60737}{60833}Rose, there was|a plane crash.
{60834}{60929}Your mother...|earned her wings.
{60953}{61061}It's all right.|It's all right, baby.
{61065}{61137}"And to my nephew Clive,
{61137}{61197}"son of my beloved|departed brother,
{61197}{61281}"whom I've undertaken|to raise as a son of my own,
{61281}{61377}"in as much as he has always|led a simple, virtuous life,
{61377}{61461}"and because it is my wish|that he continue to do so,
{61461}{61581}"I bequeath to him an additional|income of $5,000 a year...
{61581}{61629}for the rest of his life."
{61641}{61713}Ah... there must be|some mistake.
{61725}{61809}There must be some more zeroes. No.
{61809}{61857}Um, a comma?
{61857}{61905}No.
{61917}{61965}"To my beloved daughter, Rose,
{61971}{62067}"burdened as she is with cares|and responsibilities,
{62067}{62139}"I bequeath the remainder|of my estate,
{62151}{62199}"which includes|Monahan's department store,
{62211}{62271}estimated worth,|$10 million."
{62271}{62319}Oh!
{62319}{62391}"If, and only if,|her husband Monty...
{62391}{62439}can reform himself|in one year."
{62439}{62487}What kind of reform?
{62487}{62595}There is a codicil attached|to the will, Mr. "Capalooti."
{62595}{62655}That's Capuletti.|Mr. Capuletti.
{62667}{62763}Which lists the activities|which are to be proscribed:
{62763}{62883}That is, the things|you must refrain from.
{63063}{63123}No smoking.|No philandering.
{63123}{63195}No gambling. No drugs. No alcohol.
{63207}{63303}No alcohol? Does that go|for beer too, certainly.
{63303}{63423}And you must weigh not more|than 175 pounds. Question.
{63423}{63531}Assuming Monty can't reform-|perish the thought.
{63531}{63603}Oh, then you get the money.
{63603}{63651}I do?
{63927}{64023}- Forget about it. I'm not doin' it.|- You're right, forget it.
{64023}{64143}Daddy, you can do it!|It's $10 million!
{64167}{64227}Oh, and Mr. "Capalooti,"
{64227}{64299}should you decide to accept|these terms,
{64299}{64383}remember...|we'll be watching you.
{64431}{64539}I need a drink and a cigarette|so I can think this over.
{64583}{64643}Twelve months?|Forget about it.
{64644}{64739}You can do that standing on|your head. It's easy money.
{64745}{64793}Hey, that's a lot of money.
{64794}{64853}That could parlay|into a fortune for you.
{64854}{64961}I couldn't care less, Monty,|but think of the kids.
{64973}{65057}- Think about mommy.|- Think of your wife, and your kids.
{65141}{65201}Think of me, ya bum!
{66345}{66405}Monty, breakfast is ready.
{66441}{66489}Oh, breakfast.|Beautiful.
{66489}{66549}I stopped smoking.|I'm starvin'.
{66549}{66597}Dad, pass the syrup.|Here, here.
{66657}{66753}You gave me the wrong plate. Where's|the rest of my eggs and my home fries?
{66765}{66861}These are the rest of your|eggs, these are your home fries,
{66861}{66933}and this is applesauce.
{67041}{67137}Belinda, I can't eat all my|home fries. Want some home fries?
{67137}{67185}No, thanks.
{67185}{67257}Here, Monty.|Oohhh, pass them to Belinda.
{67257}{67341}If you wanna lose weight,|you should start now.
{67413}{67461}Ooh, food.
{67461}{67533}It's a tough give-up.|Allison, eat.
{67533}{67605}Allison, you gotta eat.
{67617}{67653}I know marriage is rough.
{67665}{67737}It's not all moonlight and|canoes. That's in the movies.
{67737}{67809}I don't wanna talk about it.|What's the matter with you?
{67809}{67893}You don't eat.|You don't talk to no one.
{67905}{67965}You lock yourself|in your room all night.
{67965}{68013}The way you're carrying on,|you'll never meet another guy.
{68187}{68247}What'd I say?
{68247}{68295}"You'll never meet|another guy."
{68295}{68355}Take out the garbage.
{68361}{68433}Take out the garbage.
{68433}{68529}I didn't even eat,|I gotta take out the garbage.
{68589}{68637}Hi.
{68925}{68985}She ain't worth|$10 million.
{69083}{69131}$5 million, maybe.
{70491}{70551}Hey, not here!|Not here!
{70551}{70635}I'm your new neighbor, Bill|Jones. Call me Bill. Not here!
{70647}{70743}- Take him on your property.|- You interrupt king's business, he gets very upset.
{70755}{70815}What makes you think|I wanna inherit his business?
{70815}{70863}If you feel so bad,|I'll clean it up.
{70863}{70959}So you're Monty Capuletti!|Congratulations on your daughter's wedding.
{70959}{71055}Some party, I heard. What am I|telling you for? You were there.
{71067}{71151}Look, I'm your neighbor, so we|gotta get to be good buddies.
{71151}{71223}I wanna have a relationship. Most important|thing for us, we gotta have a good rapport.
{71235}{71283}Wait till you meet Ginger.|She's my better half.
{71283}{71367}I already saw your better half.|In fact, I saw more than half.
{71367}{71439}She's a dynamite girl. I met her|in Vegas a couple of years ago.
{71439}{71547}Oh, man, she's a loving, caring, sharing|person. Maybe you can become friendly.
{71559}{71643}I need you two to move in. I'm nervous|enough this morning. Are you kiddin'?
{71655}{71739}Nervous? Maybe you need|a little... smoke.
{71739}{71811}Little ups, little downs, little|something. I got anything you need.
{71811}{71895}What are you talkin' to me about drugs|for? I got my daughter here. She's 12.
{71895}{71967}Look, you got a connection in|the family already, stick with it.
{71967}{72039}But just this once, I'll tell you|what, my friend. Let me be Santa Claus.
{72051}{72135}There's one, two, from me to|you. We'll take a hike. Come on.
{72605}{72668}One, two, three, four, five,|six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
{72725}{72818}Two, four, six, eight, ten.|Two, four, six, eight, ten.
{73076}{73121}This is ridiculous.
{73122}{73181}But jogging's|good for you.
{73182}{73289}Thanks to jogging, more people than|ever are dropping dead in perfect health.
{73541}{73625}Five more.
{73709}{73793}Celebrity pizza. Send|the usual. Eight pies.
{73805}{73889}Two Lollobrigidas, two|Jerry vales, two Pavarottis,
{73890}{73937}one Caruso|and a Frank Nitti.
{73938}{74009}Monty, is that you? Yeah. I got a cold.
{74153}{74237}Stay right there.|I'll get some money.
{74249}{74345}What am I asking? For one slice.|You can stay up late, all right?
{74441}{74501}The top one|had anchovies.
{74609}{74669}All right, who's in?
{74705}{74777}Come on,|pick the date he blows it.
{74993}{75041}Great guy you are,|you know that?
{75042}{75125}Can't wait till he blows it,|huh? Bettin' on it and everything.
{75126}{75185}Listen to you. You some kind of altar boy?
{75191}{75299}Huh, you're some influence. You gamble in|front of him, you drink in front of him.
{75308}{75362}Monty see, Monty do,|you know.
{75497}{75605}Hector, hector.|Don't push me.
{75606}{75677}Listen to me.|It's gonna work.
{75678}{75725}See these pennies?
{75726}{75833}You take these pennies, you throw 'em|at the window. I'll be in the bush.
{75834}{75893}I saw it in a movie.|It's gonna work perfect.
{75894}{75965}If you need help, listen to|what I'm gonna tell you to say.
{75977}{76037}Go get 'em.
{76038}{76121}Where you going? I'll be in the bush.
{76122}{76169}Throw the pennies.
{76170}{76241}You're gonna be behind the|bush. I'll be right here.
{76541}{76601}Who's there?
{76697}{76769}Hey.|How are you?
{76817}{76889}I was just, uh-
{76890}{76937}I was in the neighborhood,
{76938}{77033}and thought I'd stop by,|see what's cooking.
{77034}{77117}That Julio?|Yeah.
{77165}{77249}What do I say?|Tell her to come down.
{77250}{77345}Prove to her|you're the man.
{77357}{77408}Come down.|I'm the man.
{77409}{77489}Get tough.|Tell her you're bad.
{77490}{77534}I'm bad.|Like you mean it.
{77535}{77633}Allison!|I'm bad.
{77645}{77705}No, no, no!
{77706}{77765}Jump up and down.
{77766}{77852}I am so bad! I am so bad! Be angry.
{77853}{77945}Who are you talking to?|Julio... and a hedge.
{77946}{78017}I'm so bad,|I should be in detention.
{78018}{78077}No. Be mean.
{78089}{78137}Wave your arms.|Make believe you're angry.
{78138}{78197}Listen to me.
{78198}{78257}I'm not that kind of guy...
{78258}{78329}that's gonna start playing around|in the driveway of a tract house!
{78330}{78425}I'm not gonna lose my temper|in front of the woman I love!
{78485}{78557}Get on your knees.|Beg her.
{78558}{78629}Tell her you're thinking|of killing yourself.
{78701}{78785}No.|I don't talk like that.
{78797}{78905}Do you hear me?|I don't talk like that.
{78906}{79025}If you know so much about|women, you talk to her.
{79026}{79085}The hedge,|Allison Capuletti.
{79086}{79181}Allison, the hedge|has a few words to say to you.
{79182}{79277}I don't know what to say. Oh,|now you don't know what to say!
{79278}{79373}Allison, Julio's|very unhappy.
{79374}{79445}You made a fool out of me! Get|off of my ear! Let go of my leg!
{79610}{79685}Saturday lunch. I can have|a piece of fruit, citrus,
{79686}{79733}or four ounces of fish.
{79734}{79781}I think I'll have|the fruit.
{79782}{79865}Sometimes with the fish, these|guys go over. What'll you have?
{79866}{79949}Two with sauerkraut and a yoo-hoo. Got it.
{79950}{80057}Two with sauerkraut.|Yoo-hoo.
{80058}{80141}What do you want, buddy?|Nothin'. I'll just smell his.
{80321}{80417}You know why I'm going through this|whole thing? For my kids, that's why.
{80418}{80489}That's the greatest love in the|world, your kids. You can't beat it.
{80490}{80573}That's why you do things.|That's love, for your kids.
{80574}{80633}See that man over there|with his kid?
{80634}{80729}That's love. Look at the way he loves|the kid, bouncing him on his knee.
{80730}{80837}That's love, baby. There he is!|Thank goodness he's all right!
{80838}{80921}I'm sitting here minding my|business, he jumped on my lap.
{80933}{80969}Get away from my kid!|Everybody calm down.
{80981}{81029}Do you have some identification?|It's in my other raincoat.
{81030}{81162}Never wander away from mommy|again. Spit that out right now!
{81305}{81359}Come on.
{81473}{81533}It's all ready.|Come on, give it a shot.
{81653}{81713}You gotta go|30 miles an hour...
{81719}{81782}for 15 minutes|for it to do anything.
{81783}{81878}Faster, faster.|Come on.
{81879}{81929}Faster. You gotta|get it up to speed.
{81941}{82001}Faster, faster, faster!
{82046}{82109}Faster. 30 miles.|Faster. Faster.
{82121}{82262}Oh, my-|oh, no! Oh.
{82395}{82457}Come on. Keep quiet.|Keep your head down.
{82469}{82517}Is my hair too flat?|No.
{82518}{82589}You look great.|Come on.
{82590}{82685}Come on. Okay. Gimme that.
{82686}{82778}It's locked. Let's go play space invaders.
{82784}{82841}No. We'll go up|the drain pipe.
{82842}{82913}Don't worry about it.|Everything's gonna be all right.
{82914}{82997}All you gotta do|is climb up.
{83009}{83057}Come on.|Come on.
{83058}{83105}You can do it!|You bad!
{83165}{83273}I had to hook up with the only virgin|in new york. Didn't they teach this...
{83274}{83381}at scholl? They taught math at|your school, but you can't divide.
{83382}{83453}At least|I can multiply.
{83465}{83525}You sure this is|Allison's bedroom?
{83526}{83609}I know this place|like the back of my hand.
{83837}{83957}What happened? I got the back|of my hand stuck in the toilet.
{84152}{84236}Listen to me.|You gotta be quiet.
{84248}{84308}We gotta be quiet.
{84356}{84428}Where's the light?|Shh!
{84452}{84512}That isn't a light.
{84513}{84596}That's not the light.|And this is not the light.
{84597}{84704}That's the water pik.
{84857}{84917}Here's the plan.
{84918}{84977}I'm gonna go talk|to Allison.
{84978}{85061}When I leave the room,|you-
{85133}{85181}we're in here.
{85493}{85541}Just be calm.
{85553}{85625}Just be calm,|and get out the window.
{85793}{85841}Ow!
{85877}{85925}I'll meet you down by the car. Yeah.
{85926}{86009}I'll be all right.|Don't worry about it.
{86090}{86129}Julio!
{86130}{86189}Julio!
{86699}{86771}I'll have a number three|with flour tortillas.
{86772}{86831}Mmm.|Two of them.
{86903}{86999}Um, I'll have the special. Number one.
{87071}{87179}I'll have a junior salad.|No dressing.
{87263}{87311}Why don't you stop|carryin' on?
{87312}{87407}Rate you're goin', I'll bet you a|hundred bucks you're not gonna make it.
{87408}{87515}If I bet you,|then I won't make it.
{87516}{87611}When the going gets tough,|the tough get going.
{87612}{87671}What if|you're not tough?
{87672}{87719}You gotta be strong|like me.
{87720}{87767}Look. What is this?|Nothin'.
{87768}{87863}Put it right out. It's|not gonna be my master.
{87923}{87971}Gimme a light, Lou.
{88067}{88163}Mm, Monty, gotta|have "discilton."
{88164}{88223}Discipline.
{88271}{88367}Can I have your olive?|You got extra olives?
{88368}{88427}You want the black one|or the green one?
{88428}{88511}Which one you want? It's up|to you. Take the green one.
{88607}{88715}Just a minute. Okay, you|gotta stay still. Okay, kid?
{88716}{88787}You gotta stay still.|Kid, you gotta stay still.
{88788}{88835}Have you ever seen|a face like that before?
{88847}{88895}No. If I did,|I'd remember it.
{88896}{88985}Okay, I'm gonna get a real|good picture now. Okay?
{88986}{89090}- Look at him! He's got my eyes.|- He's got my nose.
{89091}{89162}And my sympathy.|All right.
{89163}{89210}We want some|wallet-size pictures too.
{89216}{89288}This kid won't fit|in a wallet-size.
{89289}{89348}Make good pictures.|My wife's very particular.
{89349}{89444}What about you, John?|He's very particular too.
{89445}{89504}I'm surprised|you married each other.
{89505}{89564}All right.|Look, kid.
{89565}{89660}I'm tired of telling you the same thing.|You gotta stay still. I'll tell you what.
{89669}{89765}Anthony, I'm gonna make a deal|with you. Anthony, pay attention.
{89766}{89813}You gotta stay still.
{89816}{89924}If we wanna get a good picture, we gotta|stay still. We wanna get a good picture.
{89936}{90032}Stay still.|Help that kid out.
{90033}{90104}Talk to him, grandma.|Here we go, Anthony.
{90105}{90185}Be quiet.
{90186}{90269}Stay still.|Quiet, will ya!
{90281}{90365}Quiet! John, talk to him.|Stay quiet!
{90366}{90449}Hey, kid,|be quiet, will ya?
{90450}{90533}Somebody! Will you shut|the fat little bastard up?
{90536}{90584}What is the law?
{90585}{90680}Not to go on all fours.
{90681}{90752}That is the law.|What is the law?
{90753}{90836}Not to shed blood.
{90837}{90908}...his prices are insane!
{90909}{90968}[Star spangled banner]
{90969}{91040}all we need is one pin,|Rodney.
{91041}{91112}Now, back to lost weekend.
{91113}{91208}He who breaks the law must|go to the house of pain.
{91220}{91256}Back to the pain!
{91364}{91448}Monty.|Tsk, tsk.
{91580}{91640}Monty, it's 3:00|in the morning.
{91641}{91760}Come to bed. You haven't had|a decent night's sleep in weeks.
{91761}{91868}I don't know how to sleep.|I know how to pass out.
{91977}{92060}Maybe you should see|a doctor.
{92061}{92156}If I see a doctor, I'll blow the whole|thing. They give you sleeping pills.
{92157}{92228}You know what I do|when I can't sleep?
{92229}{92324}What?|I knit.
{92325}{92396}Maybe I'll knit myself|a beer.
{92397}{92492}How about some hot milk?|It'll do you good.
{92493}{92552}I'll try anything.
{92600}{92684}Hot milk.|Come on.
{92948}{93020}Monty, I know what|you're going through.
{93021}{93080}Do you wanna talk|about it?
{93296}{93356}You know your friend|blanche genarouh-huh.
{93357}{93452}Her kid Anthony. I called|him a fat little bastard.
{93549}{93632}Very funny. We're laughin'|and I'm out of a job.
{93633}{93692}Monty, you're|a great photographer.
{93812}{93908}You'll get another job.|Yeah, when?
{93909}{93956}Meanwhile,|I got nothing to do.
{93957}{94040}What do people do when|they're not getting loaded?
{94041}{94100}What you have to do|is change your habits.
{94112}{94160}Yeah?|Who you been talking to?
{94161}{94220}Mrs. Dugan.|She's an expert.
{94221}{94292}She had three husbands.|They all died of alcohol.
{94293}{94352}She's no expert,|she's a carrier.
{94520}{94592}You know what|I was thinking about today?
{94593}{94676}Coney Island.|When the kids were small?
{94677}{94760}Remember the time you put|Allison on the pony...
{94772}{94844}and you tried to make the pony|smile to make Allison smile?
{94845}{94952}I never laughed so hard.|That was the good old days.
{94953}{95012}If I make it through this,|I'll buy you Coney Island.
{95013}{95132}I don't need Coney Island.|I need you.
{95516}{95564}[Violin continues]
{95745}{95840}[violin continues]
{96284}{96356}[violin continues]
{96357}{96440}hi, Nicky.|Hi, Rose.
{96441}{96524}Hey, kid.|Oh, yo, Nick.
{96525}{96608}- What are you playing, Mozart?|- Scales.
{96609}{96656}Scales?|Never heard of him.
{96657}{96764}[Violin continues]
{96765}{96824}Rose! Rose!|Rose!
{96836}{96896}Hey, whoa!|What are you doin'?
{96897}{96944}Are you crackin' up?
{96945}{97016}I tell you, Nicky, it's rough. It's rough.
{97076}{97136}What's the matter with you?|What is this?
{97148}{97184}Rose told me|I need hobbies.
{97196}{97244}I'm making a plane.|It's a Messerschmidt.
{97328}{97376}It's a nice job.
{97388}{97424}I'm fed up with everything.
{97436}{97484}I wanna go to sleep and wake up four|months from now when it's all over.
{97485}{97580}You know what your problem is?|This whole thing ain't real to you.
{97592}{97664}You don't know what you're coming into.|Did you ever see Monahan's department store?
{97665}{97724}Once from the outside|when I dropped Rose off.
{97725}{97808}Why don't we go see it from the|inside? We'll have a few laughs.
{97809}{97868}Huh, come on.|I need a new shirt anyway.
{97964}{98036}Rose, there's a Messerschmidt in|the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?
{98315}{98363}Some joint, huh?
{98411}{98495}When you take over,|let me fix the bathrooms here.
{98555}{98639}They don't go|to the bathroom here.
{98640}{98687}See this?
{98915}{99035}Could somebody help us here?
{99036}{99119}I don't think so.
{99120}{99191}My friend here,|he's look-
{99192}{99251}my friend here,|he's lookin' for a shirt.
{99263}{99347}Yeah. You have something in a dark black?
{99348}{99431}He wants something he can|wear four, five days in a row.
{99491}{99551}You have any men's shirts|for men?
{99552}{99611}Have you tried|the army/navy store?
{99623}{99719}Very funny. One more word|out of you, and he gets it.
{99720}{99779}Come on.
{99791}{99875}Why don't you two put your heads|together, make an ass out of yourselves?
{100007}{100079}Where're you goin'? It|says, "come in and browse."
{100139}{100271}May I help you? No,|thank you. Just browsing.
{100272}{100343}What have they got|in this place, antiques?
{100344}{100391}No, those are|the customers.
{100392}{100487}May I help you? No, thanks. Just browsing.
{100488}{100571}How long do you|intend to browse?
{100572}{100655}That lady, you didn't ask her|how long she intends to browse.
{100667}{100763}How come you're asking us how long we intend|to browse? You don't look like browsers.
{100764}{100835}What do browsers look like?|Maybe I'm half browser.
{100847}{100955}On his father's side. Nevertheless, I|prefer that you do not browse any longer.
{100956}{101039}It's a free country. If these|people can browse, we can browse.
{101051}{101111}Nicky, let's show the lady|we're browsers, huh?
{101112}{101171}Hey, look at us.|We're browsing.
{101172}{101291}Hey, ducks in heat.|Please! That's 18th century.
{101292}{101351}Folks, better keep browsing|or she'll kick you out of here.
{101352}{101447}- Look at us. We're browsing.|- Is this an odd or an end?
{101448}{101531}Lady, if I buy two odds,|will you show us your end?
{101534}{101606}Ohh!
{101607}{101690}Security. Security!|Security!
{101751}{101882}Yes, yes, Mr. Barlow please.
{101883}{101966}What is it? Do you know a Monty Capuletti?
{101967}{102026}Yes. Well, he's on his way upstairs.
{102027}{102074}Is he?
{102230}{102338}Gentlemen, let's shelve these|petty matters for the moment.
{102339}{102422}The son-in-law of our late, beloved|president is on his way to join us,
{102423}{102506}so let's just sit around|and smoke and drink.
{102507}{102554}Brent, brice!
{102602}{102686}Make up your mind.|Which one of us do you like?
{102698}{102746}Down the hatch.
{102818}{102914}Mr. Barlow, this joker|says he knows you.
{102926}{102998}This joker is part|of the Monahan family, gus.
{102999}{103082}Oh, sorry, sir.
{103118}{103202}People, this is Monty Capuletti|and his friend, Nick "Marino."
{103214}{103310}No need to stand. Monty,|what brings you here?
{103311}{103382}Nicky was lookin' to get a|shirt, but we couldn't find any.
{103383}{103430}You got nothin' in this store|nobody wants to buy.
{103431}{103490}Monahan's has|an upscale clientele.
{103502}{103574}All our gentlemen customers|are very conscious of style.
{103586}{103634}Men don't have style.
{103635}{103694}Men wear clothes.|Women have style.
{103695}{103778}What sort of shirt|were you looking for?
{103779}{103826}A regular shirt.
{103827}{103886}See this shirt? Every guy on|our block's got one of these.
{103887}{103946}You guys don't dress regular.
{103947}{103994}You got on vests.|It's hot as hell here.
{103995}{104078}These gentlemen and ladies were|handpicked to work for me...
{104079}{104126}and dress accordingly.
{104127}{104186}Where'd you find these guys,|Noah's ark?
{104246}{104330}And you. There's a lot of|trouble finding your fly.
{104342}{104414}I really must apologize.
{104415}{104534}I've made a mistake. I didn't|realize what your true talents were.
{104546}{104666}Oh, no. You have such fashion sense.
{104667}{104762}Everything we've been buying...|wrong. All wrong. Tell us more.
{104763}{104810}Your pants.|Our pants.
{104822}{104858}You gotta have pants|with lots of room...
{104870}{104918}so when you sit down,|they don't split.
{104919}{104990}And zippers that work easy so you|can fix your shorts. Know what I mean?
{105038}{105122}Les slacks blousants avec|le zip. Whatever you say.
{105123}{105194}What about shoes? You need|shoes that go on and off easy.
{105195}{105278}You know, no shoe horn. And|no laces. They slow you up.
{105279}{105338}Yes, I see that.
{105339}{105482}Chunky, black mailman oxfords,|with adorable white cotton socks.
{105483}{105554}Big blousy bowling shirts.
{105555}{105650}"Mel.|The regular guy look."
{105651}{105746}What? You can't be this crazy.|He looks like a rummage sale.
{105747}{105842}I know what I'm doing. This is the|opportunity I've been waiting for.
{105843}{105914}The boredom of unemployment|could really drive a man to drink.
{105926}{105998}So could you too. Take it|easy, Nicky. Take it easy.
{105999}{106046}We need a mind|like yours.
{106058}{106166}I'd like to offer you a position|as fashion consultant to Monahan's.
{106178}{106262}Who me? I'm no fashion consultant.|What's the matter with you?
{106263}{106310}Take the job.
{106322}{106370}The first thing we do|is fire that broad downstairs...
{106371}{106430}that stopped us|from browsing.
{106442}{106526}Get me Sergio. Track down Alfonso.|Draw up a budget for Mr. Capuletti.
{106527}{106586}Let's leak the story|to the press.
{106767}{106838}Hello.
{106839}{106922}Mr. Capuletti, please.|It's for you. It's your wife.
{106970}{107018}Rose, they took|all my clothes!
{107030}{107078}When are you|coming home?
{107079}{107144}How can I come home?|I got nothing to wear.
{107145}{107192}I'll call you later.|Take this.
{107193}{107252}Turn away, please.|Next shirt.
{107253}{107300}Take it easy, honey.|I got no good side.
{107301}{107360}Could you please|turn away?
{107372}{107444}Scrape the gum off the soles|and analyze the shoes.
{107445}{107528}Should these shorts be duplicated?|Duplicated and fumigated.
{107529}{107588}Next. I have the blacks for the shirts.
{107589}{107648}That's Mr. Capuletti's|department now.
{107696}{107780}I have midnight black,|raven black, licorice black-
{107781}{107828}if Nicky was here, you'd|have black-and-blue black.
{107837}{107885}Twelve inches.
{107886}{107951}Boy, you're way off.
{108131}{108215}Ladies and gentlemen.|Compliments of Monty Capuletti,
{108216}{108299}invitations to the premiere of|Monahan's "the regular guy look."
{108300}{108347}Barkeeper, I'll have|a Perrier with a twist.
{108348}{108419}I'm sorry. I only have|Perrier on draft.
{108420}{108467}Nicholas, Patrick,|how good to see you again.
{108479}{108551}I know what you're thinking.|Why am I slumming?
{108552}{108647}I'm here to hand-deliver|these invitations to you.
{108648}{108731}But I'm not sure|if you should attend.
{108732}{108779}We're his friends.|We'll be there. Gimme.
{108791}{108899}It's your decision. I'm sure your|intentions are the best, but think about it.
{108911}{109031}It's not good for Monty to associate|with people who do what he used to do.
{109032}{109115}We would protect him from|that. He's talking about us.
{109116}{109187}If you really are Monty's friends,|you'll stop making it hard for him.
{109188}{109247}Look at you.|You're smoking, drinking.
{109248}{109307}We're in a bar. What|do you expect us to do?
{109308}{109355}You must think|I'm stupid or something.
{109356}{109415}I look like|I just got off a boat?
{109416}{109499}I know what you're trying to do. Get|out of here before I give you a slap.
{109500}{109559}Nicky, take it easy.
{109560}{109679}Nick, you do want Monty to|have the money, don't you?
{109787}{109895}What do you let it get to you|for? He just wants the money.
{109896}{110003}But what bothers me is|he's right. So he's right.
{110004}{110063}Think he's right?|I mean, Nicky's his coach.
{110064}{110147}He tells him eat fruit,|tells him to exercise.
{110148}{110267}It's not what he says, it's|what we do. It's peer pressure.
{110268}{110339}Oh, yeah.|Our lives are attractive.
{110648}{110732}I guess Nicky and paddy|won't show.
{110733}{110804}They didn't call,|either, huh?
{110805}{110852}No.|Tonight, we present...
{110864}{110924}our tribute to|the American silhouette.
{110925}{110996}Ladies and gentlemen,|"the regular guy look."
{111117}{111212}Jonathan and Billy are wearing the|regular guy leisure look for fall.
{111213}{111284}Bold print, double-knit|polyester pants...
{111285}{111368}with totally non-coordinated|print shirts.
{111428}{111488}Pie is wearing|the Italian restaurant look.
{111549}{111608}Perfect for picnics where you|can be your own tablecloth.
{111609}{111704}Tie has the bowling alley|sportif look.
{111705}{111776}Next up, Peter,|wearing...
{111777}{111860}the regular guy|lounge look in black...
{111861}{111932}on black, on black.
{111944}{112040}I think they like it.|Everyone's smiling.
{112113}{112232}You like to gamble? Take a|chance on the regular guy robe.
{112376}{112448}American classic...
{112449}{112508}iridescent blue|sharkskin.
{112640}{112700}That suit.|Look at that suit.
{112701}{112748}Have you seen|the suit-
{112796}{112844}and now...
{112845}{112940}I'd like to introduce the man|responsible for this evening.
{112952}{113024}Mr. Monty Capuletti!
{113025}{113072}Take a bow, Monty.
{113600}{113660}Fatty. Eating again,|fatty, fatty?
{113661}{113732}Fatty, fatty.|Eating again, fatty, fatty?
{113733}{113816}Fatty, fatty, fatty-
{113817}{113876}who put this in here?|I was trying to help.
{113877}{113948}Don't help. I'm tired of|people trying to help me.
{114008}{114092}Monty, calm down.|What are you lookin' at?
{114093}{114140}Go clean your room.|It's a pigsty.
{114141}{114200}Leave me alone!
{114201}{114296}I know what you're thinkin' too. Oh, god.
{114297}{114344}All I ever wanted|was a happy family.
{114356}{114416}That's all I ever asked for,|a happy family.
{114417}{114512}A family that loved each other.|I never cared about anything else.
{114548}{114632}Stop it.|I can't take it no more.
{114644}{114728}Money caused all this.
{114729}{114824}I don't wanna be rich.|We're not supposed to be rich.
{114825}{114896}We don't look rich, we don't|talk rich, we don't smell rich!
{114908}{114992}No more rich! I want our|house to be the way it was.
{115136}{115208}Hey, fatty, fatty.
{115220}{115328}Monty, where are you going? I'll|be at Louie's... gettin' drunk.
{115334}{115382}Take this, Julio.|Go and get her.
{115383}{115466}She's your wife. Go get|her. Right, she's my wife.
{115467}{115514}A gun.|I don't want a gun.
{115515}{115574}Go back and get her,|Julio.
{115586}{115646}I must've been nuts|to do this for-
{115647}{115694}ah, look who's here.
{115695}{115754}I want her back, man.|She's mine.
{115763}{115811}Put that thing away.|You'll hurt yourself.
{115812}{115907}I'm in no mood for you.|There is no mood for you.
{116112}{116183}Nurse!|Where is she?
{116184}{116243}They're never here|when you need 'em.
{116327}{116387}Boy, oh, boy.
{116388}{116483}Oh, nurse, you're here.|Where were you, huh?
{116484}{116543}Three hundred and fifty bucks|a day, where are ya?
{116555}{116591}Where are ya?
{116603}{116687}Look at this.|I'm dying of thirst here.
{116688}{116759}Hey, how ya doin'? I heard|about your unfortunate incident.
{116760}{116819}Where were you|when I needed you?
{116820}{116867}I came to make up.|I'm sorry.
{116868}{116963}All right, Nicky, we're friends.|All right?
{116975}{117023}It must be tough|eatin', huh?
{117035}{117119}Eat? You should see me go to the bathroom.
{117120}{117227}Monty! Hi, Nicky. We're|back. Rose, you're here.
{117228}{117347}How's our patient today?|Oh, he looks much better.
{117348}{117431}How did you sleep? Are you|kiddin'? I was up all night.
{117432}{117503}Let's look at the chart.
{117504}{117587}He was hit in the fleshy|area of the gluteus maximus.
{117588}{117647}Ah, you're wrong.|He got me in the ass.
{117648}{117719}No vital areas|were damaged.
{117720}{117791}No doubt he'll recover. How|long do I have to be here?
{117792}{117887}Let me see now. Perhaps we|might have to keep you here...
{117899}{117971}for four,|maybe five weeks.
{117983}{118031}I'm not hangin' here|for five weeks.
{118032}{118079}At least I know you're|gonna be all right.
{118080}{118151}I gotta pick up my mother at the|beauty parlor. So long, Nicky.
{118272}{118355}How are you feeling today?|You're looking good.
{118403}{118499}Oh, daddy!
{118511}{118607}I never realized how much|Julio loved me.
{118608}{118703}It was the most|romantic moment of my life...
{118704}{118790}when he almost killed you.
{118791}{118838}Can I call you "dad" now?
{118849}{118900}Take it easy!
{118900}{118959}These are new stitches,|you know.
{118972}{119020}Why can't you forgive|and forget?
{119023}{119095}How could I forget? Every time|I sit down, I'll think of him.
{119107}{119155}Monty, how are you?
{119167}{119239}What an insensitive question.|You've been shot.
{119240}{119308}This'll cheer you up.|We're a hit.
{119308}{119367}What are you talking about?|They all laughed at me.
{119368}{119439}But we're laughing now,|all the way to my bank.
{119440}{119487}Look at this.|What?
{119535}{119607}We put the clothes in the window,|and the kids went crazy for it.
{119608}{119692}I don't understand it,|but who cares?
{119692}{119751}The regular guy look|is a big success.
{119752}{119860}You did the regular guy look. I just|bought two of your short-sleeve pajama tops.
{119860}{119956}Rose, I gotta get out of|here. Daddy, this is great!
{119956}{120039}By the time you get out of the|hospital, we'll have the money.
{120040}{120087}And you'll lose weight too.
{120088}{120183}I saw the food. Monty, she's|right. Your ship's come in.
{120184}{120255}But my pier collapsed.
{120256}{120327}Everyone out. Visiting|hours are over. Please!
{120328}{120412}We have sick men in here.|You too, doctor. Please.
{120423}{120495}Excuse me,|the two of you.
{120496}{120567}This is a hospital.|Hey, come on, let's go.
{120568}{120628}Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.|My good-
{120639}{120687}excuse me. Will you get outlet's go!
{120688}{120724}Daddy!
{120724}{120783}How are you, Mr. "Manuccl"? Bye, Monty.
{120796}{120879}Martha's gonna take good care|of you today. How was your lunch?
{120880}{120964}I see you haven't eaten much|of it. I don't blame you, honey.
{120964}{121057}While I'm up here,|check my oil.
{121573}{121657}Jesus. We trust you had|a pleasant swim, sir.
{121669}{121729}Your shirt. I don't want|that shirt. Are you kiddin'?
{121730}{121813}But you should be dressed to your|station. I don't want to wear that!
{121867}{121963}Yes. This is Mr.|Capuletti's business advisor.
{121975}{122095}What can I do for you? Better|yet, what can you do for me?
{122096}{122179}Silver is down. Call the lone|ranger. He'll cheer him up.
{122180}{122275}Hello.
{122276}{122335}Oil wells?|Very interesting.
{122384}{122467}Meatballs, sir?|No.
{122527}{122599}Madam?|No.
{122708}{122779}Meatball, sir?
{122780}{122863}Where's the pistachio nuts? There's|too much trouble with the shells.
{122864}{122935}Oh, yeah?|I like the shells.
{122936}{122983}Hmm.
{123067}{123139}You got any salami|or provolone?
{123140}{123199}Salami, salami.|Provolone.
{123211}{123247}Give it to him.
{123259}{123331}Why don't you get some sun|and come back next week?
{123332}{123391}Julio?
{123403}{123451}Julio?
{123511}{123571}Julio.
{123595}{123655}Julio.
{123656}{123775}Oh, you bad boy.|You were hiding from me.
{123776}{123835}No.|I found you now.
{123859}{123931}You gonna play with me?|Not... again.
{123932}{124027}Look what I wore just for|you. Allison, I'm exhausted.
{124028}{124075}Chapter six,|"el joyo."
{124076}{124147}You hired a captain? Yep.|Everything's taken care of.
{124148}{124231}He know how to get to Coney|Island. Yeah, I told him. It's easy.
{124232}{124291}Here, I'll show you.
{124423}{124507}You go north up the Atlantic,|west into the Hudson.
{124508}{124567}Come to the statue of that|broad, you hang a right.
{124568}{124651}Takes 20 minutes,|a half hour with traffic.
{124652}{124723}Tell him to shove off as soon as I|sign those papers with Scrappleton.
{124759}{124831}What's that,|a fire drill?
{124832}{124963}It's lunch. Come on.|I'm starving. Let's go.
{125032}{125115}Congratulations. Daddy, I|just saw the cutest dingy.
{125127}{125199}Allison, you're married|to Julio.
{125200}{125307}This is the life, huh. And they|say money can't buy happiness.
{125308}{125367}At least you can pick|your own kind of misery.
{125415}{125523}Clive, you're the only one who hasn't|seen my stitches. Want to take a look?
{125739}{125823}Ooh. Ooh. Ahh!
{125824}{125871}Oh, no!|Ahh!
{125881}{125989}Excuse me.
{125990}{126057}Mr. Daniel Scrappleton,|sir.
{126058}{126129}Hey, Scrappy, show me|that dotted line, huh?
{126130}{126189}And Mrs. Kathleen Monahan.
{126190}{126261}Oh, no!
{126310}{126417}My god! It's mother. She's back from|the dead. She's better than Houdini.
{126429}{126489}I've never felt better|in my life!
{126490}{126573}Grandma, did you bring me|anything? A hat just like mine.
{126574}{126645}You never felt better?|You were in a plane crash.
{126657}{126729}There was no crash. I|made up the whole thing.
{126730}{126825}Why? Rose, I did it for|you and the grandchildren.
{126826}{126897}Someone had to stop|Monty's debauchery.
{126909}{126981}He was going to hell in a|hand basket. Yes, quite true.
{126982}{127029}And to test you as well. You failed!
{127030}{127101}I'll kill her. I'll kill her! Take it easy.
{127102}{127149}I'll kill her!|I'll kill her!
{127161}{127197}I'll kill her!|Let me go!
{127207}{127291}Boy, you got some nerve|still being alive.
{127292}{127351}I went through|this whole thing for nothin'?
{127352}{127471}No, not for nothing, Monty.|You proved yourself to me.
{127519}{127603}And to make sure that you|stay on the straight and narrow,
{127604}{127687}I'm moving in with you.
{128107}{128179}What's for dessert?|Spumoni, miss.
{128180}{128239}Your favorite, Monty.
{128240}{128323}Shrimpton,|none for Mr. Capuletti.
{128324}{128383}Right, mom.|And Shrimpton.
{128384}{128443}Mr. Capuletti is skipping|the coffee too.
{128444}{128527}It'll keep me awake,|right, mom. Right, dear.
{128539}{128647}And Shrimpton, I noticed a bottle|of beer in the refrigerator.
{128648}{128767}Get rid of it. Tsk, tsk,|tsk. Right again, mom.
{128803}{128875}Well, I guess that's it|for me.
{128876}{128971}I think I'll go out and walk|off all these vegetables.
{128983}{129091}And after that...|it's bedtime.
{129115}{129187}Good night, honey.|Good night, sweetheart.
{129211}{129271}And Shrimpton?|Yes, sir.
{129272}{129343}You better get rid of that|glazed fruit too. It's fattening.
{129344}{129403}Certainly, sir.
{129404}{129499}Good night, Belinda.|Good night, daddy.
{129500}{129557}Ooh.|Good night, mom.
{129619}{129727}Hey, mom. That perfume is driving me crazy.
{129775}{129847}I think I married Rose|to get to you, huh?
{130003}{130051}Good night, all.
{130099}{130195}Rose,|he's a changed man.
{130196}{130303}- Finally, you've got a good marriage.|- We had a good marriage before.
{130315}{130423}Yes, but now you're married|to a human being.
{130424}{130531}I don't mind telling you,|I'm proud of what I did.
{130532}{130579}It wasn't easy,
{130580}{130675}but now I've got him|under control!
{130687}{130723}Where's the pizza?|I'm starving!
{130735}{130795}Monty, where you been? We're|keeping it warm for you.
{130831}{130915}Wait a minute. Don't|get grease on the cards.
{130951}{131011}Gimme the red pepper,|will you?
{131012}{131071}Gimme a napkin.
{131072}{131143}What'd you tell her tonight? |- Tonight?
{131155}{131251}I told her her perfume|is driving me crazy.
{131263}{131359}Then I told her I married Rose|to get to her.
{131408}{131455}Gimme a beer.
{131456}{131575}My mother-in-law. For years I wouldn't|kiss her face, I ended up kissin' her ass.
{131743}{131791}# All right.
{132008}{132091}# You don't have to talk|all night.
{132092}{132163}# I'm a man|who can't say no.
{132164}{132247}# You don't have to twist|my arm.
{132248}{132307}# Just point me|where you wanna go.
{132308}{132379}# Take me to the action|take me to the track.
{132391}{132451}# Take me to a party if|they're bettin' in the back.
{132452}{132547}# I've been workin' all my life|can't afford to wait.
{132548}{132619}# Let me call my wife so|I can tell her I'll be late?
{132620}{132691}# I want the easy|mmm.
{132692}{132763}# Easy, easy money.
{132764}{132835}# I could get lucky.
{132836}{132919}# Oh, things could go right?
{132931}{133003}# I want the easy.
{133004}{133075}# Easy, easy money.
{133076}{133159}# Maybe this one time?
{133160}{133231}# Maybe tonight?
{133352}{133435}# You don't have|to try too hard.
{133436}{133519}# I don't need|a song and dance.
{133520}{133591}# I don't need|an invitation.
{133603}{133651}# If you've got|a game of chance.
{133652}{133735}# Take me to the tables|take me to the fights.
{133736}{133807}# Run me like the numbers|roll me like the dice.
{133808}{133891}# When you're countin' on a|killin' always count me in.
{133892}{133963}# Talk me into losin'|just as long as I can win.
{133964}{134035}# I want the easy.
{134036}{134107}# Easy, easy money.
{134108}{134179}# I want the good times.
{134180}{134263}# Oh, I never had.
{134275}{134335}# I want the easy?
{134336}{134407}# Mmm, easy money|ooh?
{134419}{134491}# Oh, I want the good life.
{134492}{134563}# Mmm, I want it bad.
{134564}{134683}# Easy money|you say I fool myself.
{134684}{134755}# But better me than being|a fool for someone else.
{134756}{134887}# I got a hot slot machine|of a system ready to go.
{134888}{134959}# Easy money.
{134960}{135067}# I got a one-track mind and a|good reputation layin' on the line.
{135068}{135127}# I'll either come back|a bum or a king.
{135139}{135223}# Baby, I don't know.
{135224}{135283}# Ahh-hah.
{135416}{135499}# You sure don't have|to start a fight?
{135500}{135571}# I'm a man|who can't say no.
{135572}{135655}# If you got|a little risky business.
{135667}{135715}# Just point me|where you wanna go.
{135716}{135799}# Take me to the power|take me to the heat.
{135800}{135871}# Take me to the cleaners|if it's open to the streets.
{135872}{135955}# Something's got to pay off|someone's got to break.
{135956}{136027}# Someone's got a fortune that|they're begging me to take.
{136028}{136099}# I want the easy.
{136100}{136171}# Easy, easy money.
{136172}{136255}# I could get lucky.
{136256}{136327}# Things could go right.
{136328}{136411}# Oh, I want the easy.
{136412}{136483}# Easy, easy money.
{136484}{136555}# Maybe just this time.
{136556}{136627}# Oh, maybe tonight.
{136628}{136687}# Easy money.
{136699}{136771}# I don't want no hard cash.
{136772}{136867}# I just want the easy money.
{136868}{136951}# Oh, oh|I could get lucky.
{136952}{136999}# Easy money.
{137000}{137119}# Oh, I got to, got to-.

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