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Hey, take it easy!

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Hey, who's the big
birthday girl, huh?

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Me! Oh, boy. How old are you? I'm this.

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Call me when you're this, okay? Here we go.

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You got it straight, okay?
Hold it there.

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Beautiful, beautiful!
Okay!

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Hey, what happened here?
What's the matter, huh?

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Johnny hit me.
He don't like me anymore.

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Oh, I know what
you're goin' through.

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You gave him the best
three months of your life, huh?

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Then he left you
for a pail and shovel.

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What do you see in him, anyway?
What are you in love with?

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He's not in your class. He's afraid
of the dark. He wets his pants.

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When he eats, he gets food all
over his face. He's a mama's boy.

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What are you,
in nursery school now?

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I guarantee you, by the time you get to
kindergarten, you'll forget all about him.

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Hey, look who's here! Show
time! Bobby bunny, huh?

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Here we go, let's go.
Bobby bunny's here-

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what's that?
Oh, nothing, nothing.

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Bobby bunny just dropped
a few carrots, that's all.

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# You don't have to talk
all night.

22
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# I'm a man
who can't say no.

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# You don't have
to twist my arm.

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# Just point me
where you wanna go.

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# Take me to the action
take me to the track.

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# Take me to a party if
they're bettin' in the back.

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# I've been workin' all my life
can't afford to wait.

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# Let me call my wife so I
can tell her I'll be late.

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# I want the easy
mmm.

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# Easy, easy money.

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# I could get lucky.

32
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# Oh, things could go right.

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# I want the easy.

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# Easy, easy money.

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# Maybe this one time.

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# Maybe tonight?

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# You don't have to try
too hard.

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# I don't need
a song and dance.

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# I don't need
an invitation.

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# If you've got
a game of chance.

41
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# Take me to the tables
take me to the fights.

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# Run me like a numbers
roll me like a dice.

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# When you're countin' on a
killin' always count me in.

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# Talk me into losing
just as long as I can win.

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# I want the easy.

46
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# Easy, easy money.

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# I want the good times.

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# Oh, I never had.

49
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# I want the easy.

50
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# Mmm, easy money.

51
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# Oh, I want the good life.

52
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# Mmm, I want it bad.

53
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# Easy money.

54
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# You say I fool myself.

55
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# But better me than being
a fool for someone else.

56
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# I got a hot slot machine
of a system ready to go.

57
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# Easy money.

58
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# I got a one-track mind and a
good reputation layin' on the line.

59
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# I'll either come back
a bum or a king.

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# Baby, I don't know.

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Let's go over today's schedule.

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It is exactly 6:33.

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It is exactly 6:34.

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At 7:00, we're meeting with the head of the
furniture department regarding inventory.

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Postpone the meeting. Double-check the
inventory, and fire the cleaning staff.

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7:20, you will crush the hopes
of the loading dock workers...

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regarding better
working conditions.

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Cancel the meeting,
and send out a memorandum...

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that the working conditions
at the loading dock...

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will remain as they have for
the past 35 years. Mm-hmm.

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At 7:30, we'll be meeting
with the accountants...

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regarding donations and
charitable contributions.

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Cancel that meeting, and
cancel my check to boy's town.

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What time
is Scrappleton coming?

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Uh, 7:50, with the legal
papers you requested.

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As soon as you finish with Scrappleton,
we leave for Staten Island...

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to attend your granddaughter
Allison's wedding.

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Well, I hope she's made a better choice...

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than her mother did!

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Jesus! Rose!

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How did you talk me
into this?

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You should use Allison.
She's the one has to wear it.

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It's unlucky for the bride to wear
her gown before the wedding day.

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How unlucky can she get? Look who she's
marrying. You shouldn't talk like that.

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Julio's a good boy.
Come on, Rose, will ya?

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See the guy for what he is.
He belongs to a gang.

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It's a good boy's gang.
They help people.

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- Ooh, take it easy, will ya?
- Oh, I'm sorry. Where'd I get you?

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If I show you, we'll never
get outta here. Hold still.

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I've gotta finish this. You gotta pick
up the cake, and mother will be here soon.

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Your mother.

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I gotta go to the John.
Monty! Oh, the dress!

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No, you're wonderful.
Allison, I need the phone.

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I'm in here.
Get outta there!

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Get off, will ya?
I am so hung up on you.

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Good idea.
I'll see you in church.

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Daddy! Don't worry, you won't lose him.

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Belinda, let's go.

99
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Someday I'll be out
of your life.

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Yeah, but right now
get outta the bathroom.

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It's the best thing
about having daughters.

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Nicky boy, it's Monty.

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Close the door.

104
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Yeah?

105
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Nicky, Rose's mother,
she's on her way over.

106
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So?
What do you want from me?

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I need the truck. I gotta pick up the
wedding cake. What am I, allied vans?

108
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You really know how
to push a friendship.

109
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When's the last time you did something
for me? You got a short memory.

110
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Who drove to Atlantic city to
bail you out when you owed $400?

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At Belmont, you had
four losers in a row.

112
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Who gave you the winner in the
fifth? The cake's for your godchild!

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All right, all right. Give
me a chance. I'm comin'.

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Where's my stuff? By the
front door. What's the rush?

115
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I gotta go to work. I got a wedding
to pay for. Don't forget the cake.

116
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How many years you know me?
Did I ever forget anything?

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Nicky, just in time.
Beautiful!

118
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I don't wanna see her fucking
- mother!

119
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- Was it Nicky?
- No, no. It's not Nicky. No.

120
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Oh, it's mother! Leave him,
dear. Simply walk out on him.

121
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His entire body is
bloodshot. He'll never change.

122
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Nice to see you too.

123
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It's gonna be so much fun having
everyone here. Yeah, a lot of fun.

124
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Well, if it isn't my favorite
relative. Don't start that bullshit.

125
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Monty, please bring
mother's luggage upstairs.

126
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What's Clive, a footstool?
No, no, Monty, let me get this.

127
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How can you stand him?
You gotta get to know him.

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The wedding
is gonna be wonderful.

129
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We never get to see you. The
store takes up all my time.

130
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Mother, why do you push yourself
so hard. The money doesn't matter.

131
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When your father was alive,
he ran Monahan's like a tyrant.

132
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,737
He paid the help
next to nothing.

133
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,740
- He drove them like sled dogs.
- Wonderful man.

134
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:11,744
Wonderful! Now that he's
gone, I carry on his work.

135
00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:13,746
Rose,

136
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:18,751
I don't know how you can live
with that... man.

137
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,253
We're happy
just the way we are.

138
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Happy, yeah, we were
until a few minutes ago.

139
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And we don't want a dime
from you. You understand?

140
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No offense.

141
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,766
No offense?

142
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No offense?

143
00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,770
You are an offense!

144
00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:40,773
Why, you can
barely walk erect.

145
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:44,777
You pollute the air
with your smoking.

146
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:48,280
You reek of liquor and god knows what
else. You're an ecological menace!

147
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,784
You were the inspiration for twin
beds. I'll tell you something else.

148
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Don't start with mother. I'm not
startin' nothin'. It never ended.

149
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:59,792
And to think of who you could
have married. Pat Flannigan.

150
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Don't start throwing up the
guys she could've married.

151
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:07,299
I'm outta here. He started as a
bricklayer. Now he owns his own company.

152
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,302
And tom O'Rourke.
He started as a busboy.

153
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,304
Today he has
his own restaurant.

154
00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:16,809
I started out as a baby.
Today I'm a baby photographer.

155
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:21,681
I'll see you later. And I'm sure you're
gonna talk about me when I'm gone.

156
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,945
Where do you live, in
Vermont? What took you so long?

157
00:11:47,089 --> 00:11:49,592
Why do you let her mother
get to you?

158
00:11:49,627 --> 00:11:52,595
Forget about her,
will ya?

159
00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:55,598
She never wanted Rose
to marry me. Never.

160
00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:01,604
She says I drink too much,
I smoke too much, I gamble.

161
00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:05,107
She's right, but what am I
gonna do? I can't control myself.

162
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:09,111
I got no- what's the
word? I got no- class.

163
00:12:09,612 --> 00:12:12,114
Nah, we know I got class.

164
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:16,118
It's a certain word. What's the
word for someone who can't say "no"?

165
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:18,621
Sonya. Not Sonya. No, not Sonya.

166
00:12:18,656 --> 00:12:21,123
I got no-

167
00:12:21,624 --> 00:12:25,628
willpower! That's the word I'm
lookin' for. I got no willpower.

168
00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:28,130
Yeah, willpower.

169
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,132
Make a left on elm.
I got a quick shoot.

170
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,134
You didn't say anything
about a shoot.

171
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,637
Leave me alone. I got enough
problems. Just take a left on elm.

172
00:12:34,672 --> 00:12:38,641
I got a quick shoot. I'll be quick.
You can help me. Well, thanks.

173
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,260
You really think
I got no class?

174
00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:43,262
No, I don't think
you got no class.

175
00:12:43,646 --> 00:12:47,149
I'm gonna be sad. Mmmmm. Very good!

176
00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:50,152
Now, I'm gonna be a
monster. Watch this. Grrrrr.

177
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:52,154
Now the big one.

178
00:12:52,655 --> 00:12:55,157
Okay, the big one.
Can you be happy?

179
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:58,160
That's a good one!
Okay, be happy.

180
00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,663
Okay, here goes.
Smile pretty.

181
00:13:00,698 --> 00:13:02,915
Beautiful!
We got it.

182
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:14,543
The other door. The other door! I got it.

183
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,555
Get outta here.

184
00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:29,058
Oooh!
Oh!

185
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:37,066
The cake, the cake!

186
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:46,575
Watch out for the top.
I'm watching, I'm watching.

187
00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:51,580
It's not gonna slide around in there?
No, I got it wedged against a toilet.

188
00:13:57,219 --> 00:14:00,222
Just great.
My favorite system a lock.

189
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,725
And I got Monty in the truck
with a wedding cake.

190
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,727
I gotta pick up my mother,
take her to the beauty parlor.

191
00:14:05,227 --> 00:14:08,230
What's the tip?
Big boy in the fifth.

192
00:14:08,731 --> 00:14:11,734
Forget it!
The fifth goes off at 3:00.

193
00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:15,738
- We goin' to the track?
- I can't go. I got a bar to run.

194
00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:17,239
This here's a sure thing.

195
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:20,242
It's forty to one.
Hey!

196
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:23,245
Wake up, we're closing up.
I didn't finish my drink.

197
00:14:23,746 --> 00:14:27,116
You're finished now. Get
outta here. Here's your dollar.

198
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:34,623
Come on, we've got
five minutes to post.

199
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,132
Hey! Get the hell
out of there!

200
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,634
Slow down.
They're kids.

201
00:14:45,669 --> 00:14:50,139
Nicky, take care of it.

202
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,646
What're you doing?

203
00:15:02,186 --> 00:15:04,153
Sixty seconds to post time.

204
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,906
You're next.
What?

205
00:15:06,941 --> 00:15:08,407
Are you gonna place a bet?

206
00:15:08,442 --> 00:15:13,412
Oh, yes, yes. I'd like the
number... seven horse please.

207
00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:15,915
Thirty seconds to post time.

208
00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:21,420
I'd like to put two dollars
to win, two dollars to place...

209
00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:25,424
and two dollars to show.
Okay, buddy, good luck.

210
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:29,929
The next time you bet,
remember, instead of saying...

211
00:15:29,964 --> 00:15:33,933
fifteen seconds to post time. Two dollars to
win, two dollars to place, two dollars to show,

212
00:15:33,968 --> 00:15:35,935
just say,
"two across the board."

213
00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:40,439
Gee, instead
- what are you buyin', a house?

214
00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:42,942
Let's go while we're young.

215
00:15:42,977 --> 00:15:44,944
We're gonna get
shut out!

216
00:15:44,979 --> 00:15:50,449
I have a friend that wants to bet the
number seven horse. Two seconds to post time.

217
00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:53,452
Number six horse.
Six horse.

218
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:57,089
No more bets.

219
00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:00,092
And they're off!

220
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:06,966
Here they go! Nicky, come
on. We're goin' to the rail.

221
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,469
Big boy making up lots of ground
on the outside,

222
00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:13,472
moving to the fourth spot.

223
00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:15,975
Here comes big boy
on the extreme outside.

224
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:18,360
How's he doin'?

225
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:21,864
Gettin' farther ahead all
the time. Gimme those things.

226
00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:24,867
Five lengths ahead!

227
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:27,369
Fifty bucks
at forty to one!

228
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,872
That's two grand apiece!
Two grand!

229
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:36,378
You dragged me out here!
I love ya, I love ya!

230
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,008
That's two grand apiece!

231
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,514
I'm goin' to Hawaii! I'm goin'
to Hawaii! He's fallin' back.

232
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,517
I'm not goin' to Hawaii!

233
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,021
He's too far ahead
to lose.

234
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,032
He thinks he's water skiing!

235
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,170
We were in. What happened?
Yeah, there's our winner.

236
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:21,673
I closed my bar!
Get outta here!

237
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,676
I'll kill you.

238
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,179
I'll kill you, Bosco!

239
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,182
I'll kill him.
I'll kill you!

240
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,685
There was supposed to be-
crooks!

241
00:17:33,936 --> 00:17:37,056
I was gonna buy
a new neon sign.

242
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,562
Yeah, that's it.
Step on his face!

243
00:17:43,597 --> 00:17:46,565
That son of a bitch!

244
00:17:54,456 --> 00:17:57,459
Go get him, Nicky!

245
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,579
My bridesmaids' dresses
are lime green.

246
00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:04,083
And my maid of honor
is wearing lime green.

247
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,836
The maid of honor's dress should always
be in contrast to the bridesmaids.

248
00:18:07,871 --> 00:18:13,342
This is, um, delicious!
What do you call it, chicken.

249
00:18:13,377 --> 00:18:17,346
I know it's chicken, dear, but
what kind? There's Kiev, Florentine-

250
00:18:17,381 --> 00:18:19,848
shake & bake!

251
00:18:19,883 --> 00:18:21,850
Mother, I'm glad
you could come.

252
00:18:21,885 --> 00:18:24,853
I've always been sorry
you missed my wedding.

253
00:18:24,888 --> 00:18:27,856
You know I couldn't go to your
wedding. That's 'cause daddy was there.

254
00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:31,360
Where is your father tonight,
dear? Taking baby pictures.

255
00:18:31,395 --> 00:18:36,365
Ha! What kind of a baby is it
that's still up at 9:00 at night?

256
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,879
Sweetheart,
watch out for this guy.

257
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,882
He'll buy you a bottle of beer, and
then squeeze the "schlitz" outta ya.

258
00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:58,387
He's my friend.
Don't worry about him.

259
00:18:58,422 --> 00:19:02,391
Excuse me, miss. I don't mean to
interrupt while you're working.

260
00:19:02,426 --> 00:19:06,895
I was wondering if you could come
over to the house Sunday for dinner...

261
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,398
and meet my mother?

262
00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:11,900
You gettin' tired. Wanna go
home? He's kiddin' around.

263
00:19:11,935 --> 00:19:15,404
Excuse me, pal. You got a
problem here. This is my friend.

264
00:19:15,439 --> 00:19:17,906
Who are you?
Who am I?

265
00:19:17,941 --> 00:19:20,409
I'm the guy that put the bathrooms
in this joint. That's who I am.

266
00:19:20,444 --> 00:19:24,663
Now I know why the place stinks,
okay, pal?

267
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,167
Break it up, will ya?
What's the matter?

268
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,671
Take it easy, will ya?

269
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,925
Ma?
Hmm?

270
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,428
Am I pretty?

271
00:19:39,463 --> 00:19:41,930
Oh, you're beautiful,
sweetheart!

272
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,433
Julio's a very lucky boy.

273
00:19:44,468 --> 00:19:47,936
I wanna make him happy.

274
00:19:47,971 --> 00:19:49,938
But there's so much
I don't know.

275
00:19:49,973 --> 00:19:53,442
Like what?
Like about, you know.

276
00:19:53,477 --> 00:19:56,445
I know what?
You know!

277
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,948
Oh, that!

278
00:19:59,983 --> 00:20:02,451
Didn't your father tell you
everything you need to know?

279
00:20:02,486 --> 00:20:05,954
He keeps starting,
but he never finishes.

280
00:20:05,989 --> 00:20:07,956
What do you wanna know?

281
00:20:07,991 --> 00:20:12,461
Foreplay. Have you ever heard of foreplay?

282
00:20:12,496 --> 00:20:15,964
No, not with
your father.

283
00:20:15,999 --> 00:20:18,967
It's nice we can have
these little talks.

284
00:20:19,002 --> 00:20:21,470
Let's go help. Belinda,
pour the coffee. Wait, mom.

285
00:20:21,505 --> 00:20:23,472
How did you know
you really loved daddy?

286
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:27,476
We were at Conney Island
on the Ferris Wheel.

287
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,978
We got caught at the top.

288
00:20:30,013 --> 00:20:31,980
Later on, I found out...

289
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,984
he paid the man a dollar
to stop the ride.

290
00:20:36,019 --> 00:20:38,487
Your father said things
to me...

291
00:20:38,522 --> 00:20:42,491
that were so sweet,
so romantic.

292
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:47,496
I said to myself,
"here's a sensitive man."

293
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,249
Once, a fuckin' four!

294
00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:53,252
Four!
Got a four!

295
00:20:53,287 --> 00:20:55,254
Gimme the dice, I'm hot. Gimme the dice.

296
00:20:55,289 --> 00:20:58,257
Hold it, hold it! You
won, right. Right, yeah.

297
00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:02,261
We're ahead. We can leave
winners right now. Okay, so we go.

298
00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:05,264
Let's go. Double or nothin'. Here we go.

299
00:21:05,299 --> 00:21:08,267
Oh, Monty!

300
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,789
You did it again, huh?

301
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,794
We were winners.
We could've walked away.

302
00:21:35,829 --> 00:21:39,298
That's how I am. Once I
get goin', I can't stop.

303
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:52,311
Come on. Forget about it.
It's history. Let's go.

304
00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:01,320
Good stuff. It ought a
be. I got it off a cop.

305
00:22:01,355 --> 00:22:06,325
I'm starvin'. Let's go to
Lucky's. He's open late.

306
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:24,343
He's closed. Come on, Pop's
inside. He'll let us in.

307
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,858
Pop's last dish.

308
00:22:39,893 --> 00:22:43,362
We're drivin' a half hour. The closest
we came to food, we almost hit a deer.

309
00:22:43,397 --> 00:22:45,364
Here's a place.

310
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,880
I'm so hungry,
I could eat a waitress.

311
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:20,399
No, no! No! It's wrong.
Nicky, it's wrong. I wanna see-

312
00:23:20,434 --> 00:23:22,401
it's wrong!

313
00:23:22,436 --> 00:23:26,905
It's wedding cake flavor.
I love wedding cake.

314
00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:29,408
Why don't you get married?

315
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:34,913
Let me just lick the bride.

316
00:23:34,948 --> 00:23:36,915
That's my daughter!

317
00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:41,920
It's a little plastic thing.
It's not your daughter.

318
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,925
Only one little flower each.

319
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,928
There's a lot of flowers.
Nobody will know the difference.

320
00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:52,431
Forget about it.
Let's get outta here.

321
00:23:52,466 --> 00:23:54,933
And don't drive fast.
You're drunk.

322
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,936
Don't worry about it. I
drive better when I'm drunk.

323
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,444
You got a weird sense of humor.
You know that?

324
00:24:05,479 --> 00:24:09,448
You laugh at everything.
Weather reports, car chase.

325
00:24:09,483 --> 00:24:11,950
Keep it straight. You're
swerving all over the place.

326
00:24:11,985 --> 00:24:14,453
I'm goin' straight. I'm on
the yellow line, I told ya.

327
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:19,458
Move over to one side. You're
on the other side! Get over here!

328
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,710
Keep to the right! Get
your hands off the wheel!

329
00:24:21,745 --> 00:24:25,096
Look out!

330
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:32,103
My head!
I hit my head!

331
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:35,106
What's so funny? Everything's
funny to you. You laugh and laugh.

332
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,609
Watch the road, will ya?
Will you watch the road?

333
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:42,614
I lost my joint.
Where's my joint?

334
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:47,118
Just watch the road.

335
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:13,762
You got some aspirin?

336
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:33,281
Oh, no!

337
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:37,786
I'm sorry.
It was an emergency.

338
00:26:05,447 --> 00:26:08,950
Are you sure this is a good idea, daddy?.

339
00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:11,453
Isn't she beautiful?

340
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:14,456
Yeah, but who's that
with her?

341
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,328
What do you see
in this guy?

342
00:26:20,363 --> 00:26:24,833
He has everything I ever wanted.
You don't ask for much, do ya?

343
00:26:24,868 --> 00:26:28,336
Did your mother tell you
everything you need to know?

344
00:26:28,371 --> 00:26:30,839
She taught me how to fry
bananas. Oh, beautiful.

345
00:26:30,874 --> 00:26:34,342
You'll end up working
in a Spanish restaurant.

346
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,103
You're not pregnant,
are you?

347
00:26:45,138 --> 00:26:48,106
Daddy!
The way you brought me up?

348
00:26:48,141 --> 00:26:50,609
All right.

349
00:27:04,506 --> 00:27:08,009
Welcome, Allison.
Welcome, uh, Julio.

350
00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:19,270
Julio Vidal O'Campo,
will you have Allison...

351
00:27:19,521 --> 00:27:24,025
Juliana Capuletti,
to be your wife,

352
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:28,530
to live together in the
covenant of marriage, shh!

353
00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:32,283
Will you love her, comfort
her, honor her and keep her...

354
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:34,786
in sickness and in health,

355
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:39,290
and forsaking all others, be faithful
to her for as long as you both live?

356
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:40,792
I do.

357
00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:45,296
Where's your father?
He's directing traffic.

358
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:49,300
Please, let's go. Get outta
here. Come on, towards me.

359
00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:54,806
Back up, back up! Turn the
wheel to the right. The wheel!

360
00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:57,809
Where're you goin'? What's happening
here? We gotta get outta here.

361
00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:01,312
Hold it, will ya? He ain't goin'
nowhere. What's your problem?

362
00:28:13,226 --> 00:28:15,193
Hey!

363
00:28:15,228 --> 00:28:17,195
Whoo!

364
00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:19,698
Hey!

365
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,201
Whoo!

366
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:33,211
Why didn't he fix the walk?
It's been this way for months!

367
00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:11,499
Why can't you make everybody happy
and shake hands with this kid?

368
00:29:11,534 --> 00:29:13,501
Not me.
Shake hands with him.

369
00:29:13,536 --> 00:29:16,504
Go ahead.

370
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,509
Look at him. If I look at
him, I won't shake hands!

371
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,763
Look at him.
Go ahead.

372
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:28,767
Look, Julio. We're family now, all right?

373
00:29:28,802 --> 00:29:31,770
Just do the right thing.
Make Allison happy.

374
00:29:31,805 --> 00:29:37,275
She's a great girl. I know,
I lived with her for 18 years.

375
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,779
Can I call you... dad?

376
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,785
Oh, it's wonderful
to see you two get along.

377
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:57,178
Good-bye, honey!

378
00:30:07,188 --> 00:30:12,193
Hey, what are we doin' here? My
glass is empty. Come on, will ya?

379
00:30:31,212 --> 00:30:33,715
Wow.

380
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,717
This is it.

381
00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:40,221
Yeah,
our first motel room.

382
00:31:11,252 --> 00:31:14,255
Okay, let's get the guy up
here who paid for this shindig.

383
00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:27,769
Hold it, hold it.
Let him talk.

384
00:31:28,269 --> 00:31:31,272
I got nothin' to say.
Then sing a song. I sang.

385
00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:34,275
I can't sing. Are you
kiddin'? Sing "la consonetta."

386
00:31:36,778 --> 00:31:38,780
I'm no Sinatra,
but here it goes. Okay?

387
00:31:45,787 --> 00:31:49,791
# Some think the world was made
for fun and frolic.

388
00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:53,294
# And so do I
and so do I.

389
00:31:53,795 --> 00:31:57,799
# Some think it's right to be
so melancholic.

390
00:31:58,299 --> 00:32:01,302
# They'll pine and sigh
they'll pine and sigh.

391
00:32:01,803 --> 00:32:05,924
# But I like to spend my time a-singing.

392
00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:09,427
# Some joyous song
some joyous song.

393
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:13,932
# To set the air
with music ever ringing.

394
00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:17,936
# Is far from wrong
is far from wrong.

395
00:32:17,971 --> 00:32:21,439
# Hark it, hark it
music from afar.

396
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,442
# Hark it, hark it
with a happy heart.

397
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:29,447
# Funiculi, funicula
funiculi, funicula.

398
00:32:29,482 --> 00:32:32,450
# Joy is everywhere
funiculi, funicula.

399
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:36,454
# Hark it, hark it
music from afar.

400
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,457
# Hark it, hark it
with a happy heart.

401
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:44,963
# Funiculi, funicula
funiculi, funicula.

402
00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:47,966
# Joy is everywhere
funiculi, funicula.

403
00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:51,970
# Hark it, hark it
music from afar.

404
00:32:52,005 --> 00:32:54,973
# Hark it, hark it
with a happy heart.

405
00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:59,978
# Funiculi, funicula
funiculi, funicula.

406
00:33:00,013 --> 00:33:06,985
# Joy is everywhere
funiculi, funicula.

407
00:34:05,078 --> 00:34:07,545
How do I look?

408
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,550
You look beautiful.

409
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:39,077
I always dreamed
about my wedding day.

410
00:34:39,112 --> 00:34:41,579
I guess I never thought
about the night.

411
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:08,106
Be gentle with me.

412
00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:20,618
Julio!

413
00:35:20,653 --> 00:35:23,121
This is foreplay.

414
00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:27,625
I have a headache. I don't
wanna touch your head.

415
00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:30,628
Please, Julio, I've never
been with a man before.

416
00:35:30,663 --> 00:35:32,630
Neither have I!

417
00:35:32,665 --> 00:35:35,133
Julio!

418
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:43,141
What's wrong with you?
I don't know what to do.

419
00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:47,645
I brought a book.
A book?

420
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,153
El joyo de sexo.

421
00:35:55,188 --> 00:35:58,156
It's in Spanish. I'm
gonna translate it for you.

422
00:35:58,191 --> 00:36:01,659
It has a very happy ending.
You're gonna love it.

423
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,171
Allison?

424
00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:16,674
What do you want from me,
Julio?

425
00:36:16,709 --> 00:36:20,678
I never seen anything
like that.

426
00:36:20,713 --> 00:36:23,181
Try to understand.

427
00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:26,184
I keep hearing
my father say, "don't."

428
00:36:26,219 --> 00:36:29,687
He meant before
you were married.

429
00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:36,694
I'm not so sure.
You don't know my father.

430
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,200
Allison,

431
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,704
listen to me.

432
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:53,211
My cousin
once knew a guy,

433
00:36:53,246 --> 00:36:57,215
and the guy went out
with a virgin...

434
00:36:57,250 --> 00:37:00,718
for six months.

435
00:37:00,753 --> 00:37:05,723
And on their wedding night,
when they got married,

436
00:37:05,758 --> 00:37:10,228
and they wanted
to consummate the marriage,

437
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:13,731
the woman wouldn't let him.

438
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,736
And in the morning,

439
00:37:18,771 --> 00:37:21,739
they found
the guy dead...

440
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:25,743
in the bed
next to her.

441
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:33,251
Oh.
Allison?

442
00:37:33,286 --> 00:37:36,754
I don't wanna die.

443
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:43,261
You're my wife.
Yeah.

444
00:37:43,296 --> 00:37:46,764
I love you.
Yeah.

445
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,768
We're all alone.

446
00:37:50,803 --> 00:37:53,271
And your father,

447
00:37:53,306 --> 00:37:55,773
he is a
million miles away.

448
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,782
Hello?

449
00:38:04,817 --> 00:38:10,288
Julio, I just wanna say
good night to my little baby.

450
00:38:10,323 --> 00:38:12,290
My father!

451
00:38:16,329 --> 00:38:20,298
You hung up on my father. I
wouldn't hang up on your father.

452
00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:22,300
You wouldn't understand
my father.

453
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,304
Yeah, well, I'm not so sure
I understand you either.

454
00:38:26,339 --> 00:38:30,308
Then why don't you go spend your
wedding night with your father?

455
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,813
Okay... I will!

456
00:38:45,456 --> 00:38:49,960
Monty, don't forget to fix the walk. Yeah.

457
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:07,845
Watch it, watch it!
Watch where you're goin'!

458
00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:12,350
My air mail!

459
00:39:12,385 --> 00:39:14,352
Oh, my air mail!

460
00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:28,115
Listen to me.
I want my wife back.

461
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,868
Look who's here.
Don Juan.

462
00:39:30,903 --> 00:39:34,372
It's your fault she left
me. What, am I responsible?

463
00:39:34,407 --> 00:39:38,376
When Eddie fisher broke up with Debbie,
you blame me. She don't wanna see ya.

464
00:39:38,411 --> 00:39:43,381
You gotta help me, man. Give her time.
She'll come back when she's ready.

465
00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:47,017
You ought a give her
a few drinks.

466
00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:49,637
That's how
I got her mother ready.

467
00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:58,396
I'm in.

468
00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:01,899
It's up to you, paddy.
Yeah.

469
00:40:01,934 --> 00:40:06,404
What the hell is that you got
on? This used to be a shirt.

470
00:40:06,439 --> 00:40:09,907
You know Rose. She don't throw nothin'
out. She keeps lookin' at the cuffs.

471
00:40:09,942 --> 00:40:12,410
Soon as they get frayed, it
becomes a short-sleeve shirt.

472
00:40:12,445 --> 00:40:14,912
When the collar goes,
I end up with a pajama top.

473
00:40:14,947 --> 00:40:17,915
Right now I got
23 short-sleeve pajama tops.

474
00:40:17,950 --> 00:40:21,419
You know what I found in the
closet? A hundred 1978 calendars.

475
00:40:21,454 --> 00:40:23,421
That's Rose!

476
00:40:23,456 --> 00:40:28,426
If 1978 ever comes back, we're in great
shape. We gonna talk or play cards?

477
00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:33,180
He'll talk.

478
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:39,937
Nicky, take it easy.

479
00:40:39,972 --> 00:40:42,940
Take it easy.
He didn't mean it.

480
00:40:45,978 --> 00:40:49,447
Monty, the phone.

481
00:40:49,482 --> 00:40:51,449
Hello, hello?

482
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,952
Monty,
you have to pick it up.

483
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,464
You got the wrong number.
There's nobody home. We're asleep.

484
00:41:06,499 --> 00:41:08,966
Mr. Capuletti?

485
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:13,971
Are you there?
Monty, who is it?

486
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:26,233
Hello, hello!
Anyone there?

487
00:41:26,268 --> 00:41:28,736
Ah, ah.

488
00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:34,241
Who know a Scrappleton?

489
00:41:34,276 --> 00:41:37,244
That's mother's lawyer.

490
00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:45,252
Yeah. Yeah?

491
00:41:45,287 --> 00:41:48,255
That's awful!

492
00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:52,760
No, no. I'm sorry. I'll tell her.

493
00:41:52,795 --> 00:41:54,762
I'll tell her.
I'm sorry.

494
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:58,766
Monty, what happened?

495
00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:05,272
Rose, you better sit down
for this.

496
00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:12,780
Is it... mother?

497
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,284
Rose, there was
a plane crash.

498
00:42:17,319 --> 00:42:21,288
Your mother...
earned her wings.

499
00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:26,794
It's all right.
It's all right, baby.

500
00:42:26,927 --> 00:42:29,930
"And to my nephew Clive,

501
00:42:29,965 --> 00:42:32,433
"son of my beloved
departed brother,

502
00:42:32,468 --> 00:42:35,936
"whom I've undertaken
to raise as a son of my own,

503
00:42:35,971 --> 00:42:39,940
"in as much as he has always
led a simple, virtuous life,

504
00:42:39,975 --> 00:42:43,444
"and because it is my wish
that he continue to do so,

505
00:42:43,479 --> 00:42:48,449
"I bequeath to him an additional
income of $5,000 a year...

506
00:42:48,484 --> 00:42:50,451
for the rest of his life."

507
00:42:50,951 --> 00:42:53,954
Ah... there must be
some mistake.

508
00:42:54,455 --> 00:42:57,958
There must be some more zeroes. No.

509
00:42:57,993 --> 00:42:59,960
Um, a comma?

510
00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:01,962
No.

511
00:43:02,463 --> 00:43:04,465
"To my beloved daughter, Rose,

512
00:43:04,715 --> 00:43:08,719
"burdened as she is with cares
and responsibilities,

513
00:43:08,754 --> 00:43:11,722
"I bequeath the remainder
of my estate,

514
00:43:12,222 --> 00:43:14,224
"which includes
Monahan's department store,

515
00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:17,227
estimated worth,
$10 million."

516
00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:19,229
Oh!

517
00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:22,232
"If, and only if,
her husband Monty...

518
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:24,234
can reform himself
in one year."

519
00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:26,236
What kind of reform?

520
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:30,741
There is a codicil attached
to the will, Mr. "Capalooti."

521
00:43:30,776 --> 00:43:33,243
That's Capuletti.
Mr. Capuletti.

522
00:43:33,744 --> 00:43:37,748
Which lists the activities
which are to be proscribed:

523
00:43:37,783 --> 00:43:42,753
That is, the things
you must refrain from.

524
00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:52,763
No smoking.
No philandering.

525
00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:55,766
No gambling. No drugs. No alcohol.

526
00:43:56,266 --> 00:44:00,270
No alcohol? Does that go
for beer too, certainly.

527
00:44:00,305 --> 00:44:05,275
And you must weigh not more
than 175 pounds. Question.

528
00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:09,780
Assuming Monty can't reform-
perish the thought.

529
00:44:09,815 --> 00:44:12,783
Oh, then you get the money.

530
00:44:12,818 --> 00:44:14,785
I do?

531
00:44:26,296 --> 00:44:30,300
- Forget about it. I'm not doin' it.
- You're right, forget it.

532
00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:35,305
Daddy, you can do it!
It's $10 million!

533
00:44:36,306 --> 00:44:38,809
Oh, and Mr. "Capalooti,"

534
00:44:38,844 --> 00:44:41,812
should you decide to accept
these terms,

535
00:44:41,847 --> 00:44:45,315
remember...
we'll be watching you.

536
00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:51,822
I need a drink and a cigarette
so I can think this over.

537
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:56,193
Twelve months?
Forget about it.

538
00:44:56,228 --> 00:45:00,197
You can do that standing on
your head. It's easy money.

539
00:45:00,447 --> 00:45:02,449
Hey, that's a lot of money.

540
00:45:02,484 --> 00:45:04,952
That could parlay
into a fortune for you.

541
00:45:04,987 --> 00:45:09,456
I couldn't care less, Monty,
but think of the kids.

542
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:13,460
- Think about mommy.
- Think of your wife, and your kids.

543
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:19,466
Think of me, ya bum!

544
00:46:07,147 --> 00:46:09,650
Monty, breakfast is ready.

545
00:46:11,151 --> 00:46:13,153
Oh, breakfast.
Beautiful.

546
00:46:13,188 --> 00:46:15,656
I stopped smoking.
I'm starvin'.

547
00:46:15,691 --> 00:46:17,658
Dad, pass the syrup.
Here, here.

548
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,164
You gave me the wrong plate. Where's
the rest of my eggs and my home fries?

549
00:46:24,665 --> 00:46:28,669
These are the rest of your
eggs, these are your home fries,

550
00:46:28,704 --> 00:46:31,672
and this is applesauce.

551
00:46:36,176 --> 00:46:40,180
Belinda, I can't eat all my
home fries. Want some home fries?

552
00:46:40,215 --> 00:46:42,182
No, thanks.

553
00:46:42,217 --> 00:46:45,185
Here, Monty.
Oohhh, pass them to Belinda.

554
00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:48,689
If you wanna lose weight,
you should start now.

555
00:46:51,692 --> 00:46:53,694
Ooh, food.

556
00:46:53,729 --> 00:46:56,697
It's a tough give-up.
Allison, eat.

557
00:46:56,732 --> 00:46:59,700
Allison, you gotta eat.

558
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,702
I know marriage is rough.

559
00:47:02,202 --> 00:47:05,205
It's not all moonlight and
canoes. That's in the movies.

560
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:08,208
I don't wanna talk about it.
What's the matter with you?

561
00:47:08,243 --> 00:47:11,712
You don't eat.
You don't talk to no one.

562
00:47:12,212 --> 00:47:14,715
You lock yourself
in your room all night.

563
00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:16,717
The way you're carrying on,
you'll never meet another guy.

564
00:47:23,974 --> 00:47:26,476
What'd I say?

565
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,478
"You'll never meet
another guy."

566
00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:30,981
Take out the garbage.

567
00:47:31,231 --> 00:47:34,234
Take out the garbage.

568
00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:38,238
I didn't even eat,
I gotta take out the garbage.

569
00:47:40,741 --> 00:47:42,743
Hi.

570
00:47:54,755 --> 00:47:57,257
She ain't worth
$10 million.

571
00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:03,380
$5 million, maybe.

572
00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:02,572
Hey, not here!
Not here!

573
00:49:02,607 --> 00:49:06,076
I'm your new neighbor, Bill
Jones. Call me Bill. Not here!

574
00:49:06,576 --> 00:49:10,580
- Take him on your property.
- You interrupt king's business, he gets very upset.

575
00:49:11,081 --> 00:49:13,583
What makes you think
I wanna inherit his business?

576
00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:15,585
If you feel so bad,
I'll clean it up.

577
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:19,589
So you're Monty Capuletti!
Congratulations on your daughter's wedding.

578
00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:23,593
Some party, I heard. What am I
telling you for? You were there.

579
00:49:24,094 --> 00:49:27,597
Look, I'm your neighbor, so we
gotta get to be good buddies.

580
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:30,600
I wanna have a relationship. Most important
thing for us, we gotta have a good rapport.

581
00:49:31,101 --> 00:49:33,103
Wait till you meet Ginger.
She's my better half.

582
00:49:33,138 --> 00:49:36,606
I already saw your better half.
In fact, I saw more than half.

583
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,609
She's a dynamite girl. I met her
in Vegas a couple of years ago.

584
00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:44,114
Oh, man, she's a loving, caring, sharing
person. Maybe you can become friendly.

585
00:49:44,614 --> 00:49:48,118
I need you two to move in. I'm nervous
enough this morning. Are you kiddin'?

586
00:49:48,618 --> 00:49:52,122
Nervous? Maybe you need
a little... smoke.

587
00:49:52,157 --> 00:49:55,125
Little ups, little downs, little
something. I got anything you need.

588
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,628
What are you talkin' to me about drugs
for? I got my daughter here. She's 12.

589
00:49:58,663 --> 00:50:01,631
Look, you got a connection in
the family already, stick with it.

590
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:04,634
But just this once, I'll tell you
what, my friend. Let me be Santa Claus.

591
00:50:05,135 --> 00:50:08,638
There's one, two, from me to
you. We'll take a hike. Come on.

592
00:50:28,263 --> 00:50:30,883
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

593
00:50:33,268 --> 00:50:37,139
Two, four, six, eight, ten.
Two, four, six, eight, ten.

594
00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:49,785
This is ridiculous.

595
00:50:49,820 --> 00:50:52,287
But jogging's
good for you.

596
00:50:52,322 --> 00:50:56,792
Thanks to jogging, more people than
ever are dropping dead in perfect health.

597
00:51:07,302 --> 00:51:10,806
Five more.

598
00:51:14,309 --> 00:51:17,813
Celebrity pizza. Send
the usual. Eight pies.

599
00:51:18,313 --> 00:51:21,817
Two Lollobrigidas, two
Jerry vales, two Pavarottis,

600
00:51:21,852 --> 00:51:23,819
one Caruso
and a Frank Nitti.

601
00:51:23,854 --> 00:51:26,822
Monty, is that you? Yeah. I got a cold.

602
00:51:32,828 --> 00:51:36,331
Stay right there.
I'll get some money.

603
00:51:36,832 --> 00:51:40,836
What am I asking? For one slice.
You can stay up late, all right?

604
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,342
The top one
had anchovies.

605
00:51:51,847 --> 00:51:54,349
All right, who's in?

606
00:51:55,851 --> 00:51:58,854
Come on,
pick the date he blows it.

607
00:52:07,863 --> 00:52:09,865
Great guy you are,
you know that?

608
00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:13,368
Can't wait till he blows it,
huh? Bettin' on it and everything.

609
00:52:13,403 --> 00:52:15,871
Listen to you. You some kind of altar boy?

610
00:52:16,121 --> 00:52:20,626
Huh, you're some influence. You gamble in
front of him, you drink in front of him.

611
00:52:20,993 --> 00:52:23,245
Monty see, Monty do,
you know.

612
00:52:28,884 --> 00:52:33,388
Hector, hector.
Don't push me.

613
00:52:33,423 --> 00:52:36,391
Listen to me.
It's gonna work.

614
00:52:36,426 --> 00:52:38,393
See these pennies?

615
00:52:38,428 --> 00:52:42,898
You take these pennies, you throw 'em
at the window. I'll be in the bush.

616
00:52:42,933 --> 00:52:45,400
I saw it in a movie.
It's gonna work perfect.

617
00:52:45,435 --> 00:52:48,403
If you need help, listen to
what I'm gonna tell you to say.

618
00:52:48,904 --> 00:52:51,406
Go get 'em.

619
00:52:51,441 --> 00:52:54,910
Where you going? I'll be in the bush.

620
00:52:54,945 --> 00:52:56,912
Throw the pennies.

621
00:52:56,947 --> 00:52:59,915
You're gonna be behind the
bush. I'll be right here.

622
00:53:12,427 --> 00:53:14,930
Who's there?

623
00:53:18,934 --> 00:53:21,937
Hey.
How are you?

624
00:53:23,939 --> 00:53:26,942
I was just, uh-

625
00:53:26,977 --> 00:53:28,944
I was in the neighborhood,

626
00:53:28,979 --> 00:53:32,948
and thought I'd stop by,
see what's cooking.

627
00:53:32,983 --> 00:53:36,451
That Julio?
Yeah.

628
00:53:38,453 --> 00:53:41,957
What do I say?
Tell her to come down.

629
00:53:41,992 --> 00:53:45,961
Prove to her
you're the man.

630
00:53:46,461 --> 00:53:48,580
Come down.
I'm the man.

631
00:53:48,615 --> 00:53:51,967
Get tough.
Tell her you're bad.

632
00:53:52,002 --> 00:53:53,835
I'm bad.
Like you mean it.

633
00:53:53,870 --> 00:53:57,973
Allison!
I'm bad.

634
00:53:58,473 --> 00:54:00,976
No, no, no!

635
00:54:01,011 --> 00:54:03,478
Jump up and down.

636
00:54:03,513 --> 00:54:07,099
I am so bad! I am so bad! Be angry.

637
00:54:07,134 --> 00:54:10,986
Who are you talking to?
Julio... and a hedge.

638
00:54:11,021 --> 00:54:13,989
I'm so bad,
I should be in detention.

639
00:54:14,024 --> 00:54:16,491
No. Be mean.

640
00:54:16,992 --> 00:54:18,994
Wave your arms.
Make believe you're angry.

641
00:54:19,029 --> 00:54:21,496
Listen to me.

642
00:54:21,531 --> 00:54:23,999
I'm not that kind of guy...

643
00:54:24,034 --> 00:54:27,002
that's gonna start playing around
in the driveway of a tract house!

644
00:54:27,037 --> 00:54:31,006
I'm not gonna lose my temper
in front of the woman I love!

645
00:54:33,508 --> 00:54:36,511
Get on your knees.
Beg her.

646
00:54:36,546 --> 00:54:39,514
Tell her you're thinking
of killing yourself.

647
00:54:42,517 --> 00:54:46,021
No.
I don't talk like that.

648
00:54:46,521 --> 00:54:51,026
Do you hear me?
I don't talk like that.

649
00:54:51,061 --> 00:54:56,031
If you know so much about
women, you talk to her.

650
00:54:56,066 --> 00:54:58,533
The hedge,
Allison Capuletti.

651
00:54:58,568 --> 00:55:02,537
Allison, the hedge
has a few words to say to you.

652
00:55:02,572 --> 00:55:06,541
I don't know what to say. Oh,
now you don't know what to say!

653
00:55:06,576 --> 00:55:10,545
Allison, Julio's
very unhappy.

654
00:55:10,580 --> 00:55:13,548
You made a fool out of me! Get
off of my ear! Let go of my leg!

655
00:55:20,422 --> 00:55:23,558
Saturday lunch. I can have
a piece of fruit, citrus,

656
00:55:23,593 --> 00:55:25,560
or four ounces of fish.

657
00:55:25,595 --> 00:55:27,562
I think I'll have
the fruit.

658
00:55:27,597 --> 00:55:31,066
Sometimes with the fish, these
guys go over. What'll you have?

659
00:55:31,101 --> 00:55:34,569
Two with sauerkraut and a yoo-hoo. Got it.

660
00:55:34,604 --> 00:55:39,074
Two with sauerkraut.
Yoo-hoo.

661
00:55:39,109 --> 00:55:42,577
What do you want, buddy?
Nothin'. I'll just smell his.

662
00:55:50,085 --> 00:55:54,089
You know why I'm going through this
whole thing? For my kids, that's why.

663
00:55:54,124 --> 00:55:57,092
That's the greatest love in the
world, your kids. You can't beat it.

664
00:55:57,127 --> 00:56:00,595
That's why you do things.
That's love, for your kids.

665
00:56:00,630 --> 00:56:03,098
See that man over there
with his kid?

666
00:56:03,133 --> 00:56:07,102
That's love. Look at the way he loves
the kid, bouncing him on his knee.

667
00:56:07,137 --> 00:56:11,606
That's love, baby. There he is!
Thank goodness he's all right!

668
00:56:11,641 --> 00:56:15,110
I'm sitting here minding my
business, he jumped on my lap.

669
00:56:15,610 --> 00:56:17,112
Get away from my kid!
Everybody calm down.

670
00:56:17,612 --> 00:56:19,614
Do you have some identification?
It's in my other raincoat.

671
00:56:19,649 --> 00:56:25,137
Never wander away from mommy
again. Spit that out right now!

672
00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:33,378
Come on.

673
00:56:38,133 --> 00:56:40,635
It's all ready.
Come on, give it a shot.

674
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,143
You gotta go
30 miles an hour...

675
00:56:48,393 --> 00:56:51,012
for 15 minutes
for it to do anything.

676
00:56:51,047 --> 00:56:55,016
Faster, faster.
Come on.

677
00:56:55,051 --> 00:56:57,152
Faster. You gotta
get it up to speed.

678
00:56:57,652 --> 00:57:00,155
Faster, faster, faster!

679
00:57:02,023 --> 00:57:04,659
Faster. 30 miles.
Faster. Faster.

680
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:11,032
Oh, my-
oh, no! Oh.

681
00:57:16,588 --> 00:57:19,174
Come on. Keep quiet.
Keep your head down.

682
00:57:19,674 --> 00:57:21,676
Is my hair too flat?
No.

683
00:57:21,711 --> 00:57:24,679
You look great.
Come on.

684
00:57:24,714 --> 00:57:28,683
Come on. Okay. Gimme that.

685
00:57:28,718 --> 00:57:32,554
It's locked. Let's go play space invaders.

686
00:57:32,804 --> 00:57:35,190
No. We'll go up
the drain pipe.

687
00:57:35,225 --> 00:57:38,193
Don't worry about it.
Everything's gonna be all right.

688
00:57:38,228 --> 00:57:41,696
All you gotta do
is climb up.

689
00:57:42,197 --> 00:57:44,199
Come on.
Come on.

690
00:57:44,234 --> 00:57:46,201
You can do it!
You bad!

691
00:57:48,703 --> 00:57:53,208
I had to hook up with the only virgin
in new york. Didn't they teach this...

692
00:57:53,243 --> 00:57:57,712
at scholl? They taught math at
your school, but you can't divide.

693
00:57:57,747 --> 00:58:00,715
At least
I can multiply.

694
00:58:01,216 --> 00:58:03,718
You sure this is
Allison's bedroom?

695
00:58:03,753 --> 00:58:07,222
I know this place
like the back of my hand.

696
00:58:16,731 --> 00:58:21,736
What happened? I got the back
of my hand stuck in the toilet.

697
00:58:29,861 --> 00:58:33,365
Listen to me.
You gotta be quiet.

698
00:58:33,865 --> 00:58:36,368
We gotta be quiet.

699
00:58:38,370 --> 00:58:41,373
Where's the light?
Shh!

700
00:58:42,374 --> 00:58:44,876
That isn't a light.

701
00:58:44,911 --> 00:58:48,380
That's not the light.
And this is not the light.

702
00:58:48,415 --> 00:58:52,884
That's the water pik.

703
00:58:59,274 --> 00:59:01,776
Here's the plan.

704
00:59:01,811 --> 00:59:04,279
I'm gonna go talk
to Allison.

705
00:59:04,314 --> 00:59:07,782
When I leave the room,
you-

706
00:59:10,785 --> 00:59:12,787
we're in here.

707
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,802
Just be calm.

708
00:59:28,303 --> 00:59:31,306
Just be calm,
and get out the window.

709
00:59:38,313 --> 00:59:40,315
Ow!

710
00:59:41,816 --> 00:59:43,818
I'll meet you down by the car. Yeah.

711
00:59:43,853 --> 00:59:47,322
I'll be all right.
Don't worry about it.

712
00:59:50,692 --> 00:59:52,327
Julio!

713
00:59:52,362 --> 00:59:54,829
Julio!

714
01:00:16,101 --> 01:00:19,104
I'll have a number three
with flour tortillas.

715
01:00:19,139 --> 01:00:21,606
Mmm.
Two of them.

716
01:00:24,609 --> 01:00:28,613
Um, I'll have the special. Number one.

717
01:00:31,616 --> 01:00:36,121
I'll have a junior salad.
No dressing.

718
01:00:39,624 --> 01:00:41,626
Why don't you stop
carryin' on?

719
01:00:41,661 --> 01:00:45,630
Rate you're goin', I'll bet you a
hundred bucks you're not gonna make it.

720
01:00:45,665 --> 01:00:50,135
If I bet you,
then I won't make it.

721
01:00:50,170 --> 01:00:54,139
When the going gets tough,
the tough get going.

722
01:00:54,174 --> 01:00:56,641
What if
you're not tough?

723
01:00:56,676 --> 01:00:58,643
You gotta be strong
like me.

724
01:00:58,678 --> 01:01:00,645
Look. What is this?
Nothin'.

725
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:04,649
Put it right out. It's
not gonna be my master.

726
01:01:07,152 --> 01:01:09,154
Gimme a light, Lou.

727
01:01:13,158 --> 01:01:17,162
Mm, Monty, gotta
have "discilton."

728
01:01:17,197 --> 01:01:19,664
Discipline.

729
01:01:21,666 --> 01:01:25,670
Can I have your olive?
You got extra olives?

730
01:01:25,705 --> 01:01:28,173
You want the black one
or the green one?

731
01:01:28,208 --> 01:01:31,676
Which one you want? It's up
to you. Take the green one.

732
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:40,185
Just a minute. Okay, you
gotta stay still. Okay, kid?

733
01:01:40,220 --> 01:01:43,188
You gotta stay still.
Kid, you gotta stay still.

734
01:01:43,223 --> 01:01:45,190
Have you ever seen
a face like that before?

735
01:01:45,690 --> 01:01:47,692
No. If I did,
I'd remember it.

736
01:01:47,727 --> 01:01:51,446
Okay, I'm gonna get a real
good picture now. Okay?

737
01:01:51,481 --> 01:01:55,817
- Look at him! He's got my eyes.
- He's got my nose.

738
01:01:55,852 --> 01:01:58,820
And my sympathy.
All right.

739
01:01:58,855 --> 01:02:00,822
We want some
wallet-size pictures too.

740
01:02:01,072 --> 01:02:04,075
This kid won't fit
in a wallet-size.

741
01:02:04,110 --> 01:02:06,578
Make good pictures.
My wife's very particular.

742
01:02:06,613 --> 01:02:10,582
What about you, John?
He's very particular too.

743
01:02:10,617 --> 01:02:13,084
I'm surprised
you married each other.

744
01:02:13,119 --> 01:02:15,587
All right.
Look, kid.

745
01:02:15,622 --> 01:02:19,591
I'm tired of telling you the same thing.
You gotta stay still. I'll tell you what.

746
01:02:19,974 --> 01:02:23,978
Anthony, I'm gonna make a deal
with you. Anthony, pay attention.

747
01:02:24,013 --> 01:02:25,980
You gotta stay still.

748
01:02:26,097 --> 01:02:30,602
If we wanna get a good picture, we gotta
stay still. We wanna get a good picture.

749
01:02:31,102 --> 01:02:35,106
Stay still.
Help that kid out.

750
01:02:35,141 --> 01:02:38,109
Talk to him, grandma.
Here we go, Anthony.

751
01:02:38,144 --> 01:02:41,496
Be quiet.

752
01:02:41,531 --> 01:02:44,999
Stay still.
Quiet, will ya!

753
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:49,003
Quiet! John, talk to him.
Stay quiet!

754
01:02:49,038 --> 01:02:52,507
Hey, kid,
be quiet, will ya?

755
01:02:52,542 --> 01:02:56,010
Somebody! Will you shut
the fat little bastard up?

756
01:02:56,127 --> 01:02:58,129
What is the law?

757
01:02:58,164 --> 01:03:02,133
Not to go on all fours.

758
01:03:02,168 --> 01:03:05,136
That is the law.
What is the law?

759
01:03:05,171 --> 01:03:08,640
Not to shed blood.

760
01:03:08,675 --> 01:03:11,643
...his prices are insane!

761
01:03:11,678 --> 01:03:14,145
[Star spangled banner]

762
01:03:14,180 --> 01:03:17,148
all we need is one pin,
Rodney.

763
01:03:17,183 --> 01:03:20,151
Now, back to lost weekend.

764
01:03:20,186 --> 01:03:24,155
He who breaks the law must
go to the house of pain.

765
01:03:24,656 --> 01:03:26,157
Back to the pain!

766
01:03:30,662 --> 01:03:34,165
Monty.
Tsk, tsk.

767
01:03:39,671 --> 01:03:42,173
Monty, it's 3:00
in the morning.

768
01:03:42,208 --> 01:03:47,178
Come to bed. You haven't had
a decent night's sleep in weeks.

769
01:03:47,213 --> 01:03:51,683
I don't know how to sleep.
I know how to pass out.

770
01:03:56,222 --> 01:03:59,691
Maybe you should see
a doctor.

771
01:03:59,726 --> 01:04:03,695
If I see a doctor, I'll blow the whole
thing. They give you sleeping pills.

772
01:04:03,730 --> 01:04:06,698
You know what I do
when I can't sleep?

773
01:04:06,733 --> 01:04:10,702
What?
I knit.

774
01:04:10,737 --> 01:04:13,705
Maybe I'll knit myself
a beer.

775
01:04:13,740 --> 01:04:17,709
How about some hot milk?
It'll do you good.

776
01:04:17,744 --> 01:04:20,211
I'll try anything.

777
01:04:22,213 --> 01:04:25,717
Hot milk.
Come on.

778
01:04:36,728 --> 01:04:39,731
Monty, I know what
you're going through.

779
01:04:39,766 --> 01:04:42,233
Do you wanna talk
about it?

780
01:04:51,242 --> 01:04:53,745
You know your friend
blanche genarouh-huh.

781
01:04:53,780 --> 01:04:57,749
Her kid Anthony. I called
him a fat little bastard.

782
01:05:01,788 --> 01:05:05,256
Very funny. We're laughin'
and I'm out of a job.

783
01:05:05,291 --> 01:05:07,759
Monty, you're
a great photographer.

784
01:05:12,764 --> 01:05:16,768
You'll get another job.
Yeah, when?

785
01:05:16,803 --> 01:05:18,770
Meanwhile,
I got nothing to do.

786
01:05:18,805 --> 01:05:22,273
What do people do when
they're not getting loaded?

787
01:05:22,308 --> 01:05:24,776
What you have to do
is change your habits.

788
01:05:25,276 --> 01:05:27,278
Yeah?
Who you been talking to?

789
01:05:27,313 --> 01:05:29,781
Mrs. Dugan.
She's an expert.

790
01:05:29,816 --> 01:05:32,784
She had three husbands.
They all died of alcohol.

791
01:05:32,819 --> 01:05:35,286
She's no expert,
she's a carrier.

792
01:05:42,293 --> 01:05:45,296
You know what
I was thinking about today?

793
01:05:45,331 --> 01:05:48,800
Coney Island.
When the kids were small?

794
01:05:48,835 --> 01:05:52,303
Remember the time you put
Allison on the pony...

795
01:05:52,804 --> 01:05:55,807
and you tried to make the pony
smile to make Allison smile?

796
01:05:55,842 --> 01:06:00,311
I never laughed so hard.
That was the good old days.

797
01:06:00,346 --> 01:06:02,814
If I make it through this,
I'll buy you Coney Island.

798
01:06:02,849 --> 01:06:07,819
I don't need Coney Island.
I need you.

799
01:06:23,835 --> 01:06:25,837
[Violin continues]

800
01:06:33,379 --> 01:06:37,348
[violin continues]

801
01:06:55,867 --> 01:06:58,870
[violin continues]

802
01:06:58,905 --> 01:07:02,373
hi, Nicky.
Hi, Rose.

803
01:07:02,408 --> 01:07:05,877
Hey, kid.
Oh, yo, Nick.

804
01:07:05,912 --> 01:07:09,380
- What are you playing, Mozart?
- Scales.

805
01:07:09,415 --> 01:07:11,382
Scales?
Never heard of him.

806
01:07:11,417 --> 01:07:15,887
[Violin continues]

807
01:07:15,922 --> 01:07:18,389
Rose! Rose!
Rose!

808
01:07:18,890 --> 01:07:21,392
Hey, whoa!
What are you doin'?

809
01:07:21,427 --> 01:07:23,394
Are you crackin' up?

810
01:07:23,429 --> 01:07:26,397
I tell you, Nicky, it's rough. It's rough.

811
01:07:28,900 --> 01:07:31,402
What's the matter with you?
What is this?

812
01:07:31,903 --> 01:07:33,404
Rose told me
I need hobbies.

813
01:07:33,905 --> 01:07:35,907
I'm making a plane.
It's a Messerschmidt.

814
01:07:39,410 --> 01:07:41,412
It's a nice job.

815
01:07:41,913 --> 01:07:43,414
I'm fed up with everything.

816
01:07:43,915 --> 01:07:45,917
I wanna go to sleep and wake up four
months from now when it's all over.

817
01:07:45,952 --> 01:07:49,921
You know what your problem is?
This whole thing ain't real to you.

818
01:07:50,421 --> 01:07:53,424
You don't know what you're coming into.
Did you ever see Monahan's department store?

819
01:07:53,459 --> 01:07:55,927
Once from the outside
when I dropped Rose off.

820
01:07:55,962 --> 01:07:59,430
Why don't we go see it from the
inside? We'll have a few laughs.

821
01:07:59,465 --> 01:08:01,933
Huh, come on.
I need a new shirt anyway.

822
01:08:05,937 --> 01:08:08,940
Rose, there's a Messerschmidt in
the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?

823
01:08:20,585 --> 01:08:22,587
Some joint, huh?

824
01:08:24,589 --> 01:08:28,092
When you take over,
let me fix the bathrooms here.

825
01:08:30,595 --> 01:08:34,098
They don't go
to the bathroom here.

826
01:08:34,133 --> 01:08:36,100
See this?

827
01:08:45,610 --> 01:08:50,615
Could somebody help us here?

828
01:08:50,650 --> 01:08:54,118
I don't think so.

829
01:08:54,153 --> 01:08:57,121
My friend here,
he's look-

830
01:08:57,156 --> 01:08:59,624
my friend here,
he's lookin' for a shirt.

831
01:09:00,124 --> 01:09:03,628
Yeah. You have something in a dark black?

832
01:09:03,663 --> 01:09:07,131
He wants something he can
wear four, five days in a row.

833
01:09:09,634 --> 01:09:12,136
You have any men's shirts
for men?

834
01:09:12,171 --> 01:09:14,639
Have you tried
the army/navy store?

835
01:09:15,139 --> 01:09:19,143
Very funny. One more word
out of you, and he gets it.

836
01:09:19,178 --> 01:09:21,646
Come on.

837
01:09:22,146 --> 01:09:25,650
Why don't you two put your heads
together, make an ass out of yourselves?

838
01:09:31,155 --> 01:09:34,158
Where're you goin'? It
says, "come in and browse."

839
01:09:36,661 --> 01:09:42,166
May I help you? No,
thank you. Just browsing.

840
01:09:42,201 --> 01:09:45,169
What have they got
in this place, antiques?

841
01:09:45,204 --> 01:09:47,171
No, those are
the customers.

842
01:09:47,206 --> 01:09:51,175
May I help you? No, thanks. Just browsing.

843
01:09:51,210 --> 01:09:54,679
How long do you
intend to browse?

844
01:09:54,714 --> 01:09:58,182
That lady, you didn't ask her
how long she intends to browse.

845
01:09:58,683 --> 01:10:02,687
How come you're asking us how long we intend
to browse? You don't look like browsers.

846
01:10:02,722 --> 01:10:05,690
What do browsers look like?
Maybe I'm half browser.

847
01:10:06,190 --> 01:10:10,695
On his father's side. Nevertheless, I
prefer that you do not browse any longer.

848
01:10:10,730 --> 01:10:14,198
It's a free country. If these
people can browse, we can browse.

849
01:10:14,699 --> 01:10:17,201
Nicky, let's show the lady
we're browsers, huh?

850
01:10:17,236 --> 01:10:19,704
Hey, look at us.
We're browsing.

851
01:10:19,739 --> 01:10:24,709
Hey, ducks in heat.
Please! That's 18th century.

852
01:10:24,744 --> 01:10:27,211
Folks, better keep browsing
or she'll kick you out of here.

853
01:10:27,246 --> 01:10:31,215
- Look at us. We're browsing.
- Is this an odd or an end?

854
01:10:31,250 --> 01:10:34,719
Lady, if I buy two odds,
will you show us your end?

855
01:10:34,835 --> 01:10:37,838
Ohh!

856
01:10:37,873 --> 01:10:41,342
Security. Security!
Security!

857
01:10:43,879 --> 01:10:49,350
Yes, yes, Mr. Barlow please.

858
01:10:49,385 --> 01:10:52,853
What is it? Do you know a Monty Capuletti?

859
01:10:52,888 --> 01:10:55,356
Yes. Well, he's on his way upstairs.

860
01:10:55,391 --> 01:10:57,358
Is he?

861
01:11:03,864 --> 01:11:08,369
Gentlemen, let's shelve these
petty matters for the moment.

862
01:11:08,404 --> 01:11:11,872
The son-in-law of our late, beloved
president is on his way to join us,

863
01:11:11,907 --> 01:11:15,376
so let's just sit around
and smoke and drink.

864
01:11:15,411 --> 01:11:17,378
Brent, brice!

865
01:11:19,380 --> 01:11:22,883
Make up your mind.
Which one of us do you like?

866
01:11:23,384 --> 01:11:25,386
Down the hatch.

867
01:11:28,389 --> 01:11:32,393
Mr. Barlow, this joker
says he knows you.

868
01:11:32,893 --> 01:11:35,896
This joker is part
of the Monahan family, gus.

869
01:11:35,931 --> 01:11:39,400
Oh, sorry, sir.

870
01:11:40,901 --> 01:11:44,405
People, this is Monty Capuletti
and his friend, Nick "Marino."

871
01:11:44,905 --> 01:11:48,909
No need to stand. Monty,
what brings you here?

872
01:11:48,944 --> 01:11:51,912
Nicky was lookin' to get a
shirt, but we couldn't find any.

873
01:11:51,947 --> 01:11:53,914
You got nothin' in this store
nobody wants to buy.

874
01:11:53,949 --> 01:11:56,417
Monahan's has
an upscale clientele.

875
01:11:56,917 --> 01:11:59,920
All our gentlemen customers
are very conscious of style.

876
01:12:00,421 --> 01:12:02,423
Men don't have style.

877
01:12:02,458 --> 01:12:04,925
Men wear clothes.
Women have style.

878
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:08,429
What sort of shirt
were you looking for?

879
01:12:08,464 --> 01:12:10,431
A regular shirt.

880
01:12:10,466 --> 01:12:12,933
See this shirt? Every guy on
our block's got one of these.

881
01:12:12,968 --> 01:12:15,436
You guys don't dress regular.

882
01:12:15,471 --> 01:12:17,438
You got on vests.
It's hot as hell here.

883
01:12:17,473 --> 01:12:20,941
These gentlemen and ladies were
handpicked to work for me...

884
01:12:20,976 --> 01:12:22,943
and dress accordingly.

885
01:12:22,978 --> 01:12:25,446
Where'd you find these guys,
Noah's ark?

886
01:12:27,948 --> 01:12:31,452
And you. There's a lot of
trouble finding your fly.

887
01:12:31,952 --> 01:12:34,955
I really must apologize.

888
01:12:34,990 --> 01:12:39,960
I've made a mistake. I didn't
realize what your true talents were.

889
01:12:40,461 --> 01:12:45,466
Oh, no. You have such fashion sense.

890
01:12:45,501 --> 01:12:49,470
Everything we've been buying...
wrong. All wrong. Tell us more.

891
01:12:49,505 --> 01:12:51,472
Your pants.
Our pants.

892
01:12:51,972 --> 01:12:53,474
You gotta have pants
with lots of room...

893
01:12:53,974 --> 01:12:55,976
so when you sit down,
they don't split.

894
01:12:56,011 --> 01:12:58,979
And zippers that work easy so you
can fix your shorts. Know what I mean?

895
01:13:00,981 --> 01:13:04,485
Les slacks blousants avec
le zip. Whatever you say.

896
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:07,488
What about shoes? You need
shoes that go on and off easy.

897
01:13:07,523 --> 01:13:10,991
You know, no shoe horn. And
no laces. They slow you up.

898
01:13:11,026 --> 01:13:13,494
Yes, I see that.

899
01:13:13,529 --> 01:13:19,500
Chunky, black mailman oxfords,
with adorable white cotton socks.

900
01:13:19,535 --> 01:13:22,503
Big blousy bowling shirts.

901
01:13:22,538 --> 01:13:26,507
"Mel.
The regular guy look."

902
01:13:26,542 --> 01:13:30,511
What? You can't be this crazy.
He looks like a rummage sale.

903
01:13:30,546 --> 01:13:34,515
I know what I'm doing. This is the
opportunity I've been waiting for.

904
01:13:34,550 --> 01:13:37,518
The boredom of unemployment
could really drive a man to drink.

905
01:13:38,018 --> 01:13:41,021
So could you too. Take it
easy, Nicky. Take it easy.

906
01:13:41,056 --> 01:13:43,023
We need a mind
like yours.

907
01:13:43,524 --> 01:13:48,028
I'd like to offer you a position
as fashion consultant to Monahan's.

908
01:13:48,529 --> 01:13:52,032
Who me? I'm no fashion consultant.
What's the matter with you?

909
01:13:52,067 --> 01:13:54,034
Take the job.

910
01:13:54,535 --> 01:13:56,537
The first thing we do
is fire that broad downstairs...

911
01:13:56,572 --> 01:13:59,039
that stopped us
from browsing.

912
01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:03,043
Get me Sergio. Track down Alfonso.
Draw up a budget for Mr. Capuletti.

913
01:14:03,078 --> 01:14:05,546
Let's leak the story
to the press.

914
01:14:13,088 --> 01:14:16,056
Hello.

915
01:14:16,091 --> 01:14:19,560
Mr. Capuletti, please.
It's for you. It's your wife.

916
01:14:21,562 --> 01:14:23,564
Rose, they took
all my clothes!

917
01:14:24,064 --> 01:14:26,066
When are you
coming home?

918
01:14:26,101 --> 01:14:28,819
How can I come home?
I got nothing to wear.

919
01:14:28,854 --> 01:14:30,821
I'll call you later.
Take this.

920
01:14:30,856 --> 01:14:33,324
Turn away, please.
Next shirt.

921
01:14:33,359 --> 01:14:35,326
Take it easy, honey.
I got no good side.

922
01:14:35,361 --> 01:14:37,828
Could you please
turn away?

923
01:14:38,329 --> 01:14:41,332
Scrape the gum off the soles
and analyze the shoes.

924
01:14:41,367 --> 01:14:44,835
Should these shorts be duplicated?
Duplicated and fumigated.

925
01:14:44,870 --> 01:14:47,338
Next. I have the blacks for the shirts.

926
01:14:47,373 --> 01:14:49,840
That's Mr. Capuletti's
department now.

927
01:14:51,842 --> 01:14:55,346
I have midnight black,
raven black, licorice black-

928
01:14:55,381 --> 01:14:57,348
if Nicky was here, you'd
have black-and-blue black.

929
01:14:57,731 --> 01:14:59,733
Twelve inches.

930
01:14:59,768 --> 01:15:02,486
Boy, you're way off.

931
01:15:09,994 --> 01:15:13,497
Ladies and gentlemen.
Compliments of Monty Capuletti,

932
01:15:13,532 --> 01:15:17,001
invitations to the premiere of
Monahan's "the regular guy look."

933
01:15:17,036 --> 01:15:19,003
Barkeeper, I'll have
a Perrier with a twist.

934
01:15:19,038 --> 01:15:22,006
I'm sorry. I only have
Perrier on draft.

935
01:15:22,041 --> 01:15:24,008
Nicholas, Patrick,
how good to see you again.

936
01:15:24,508 --> 01:15:27,511
I know what you're thinking.
Why am I slumming?

937
01:15:27,546 --> 01:15:31,515
I'm here to hand-deliver
these invitations to you.

938
01:15:31,550 --> 01:15:35,019
But I'm not sure
if you should attend.

939
01:15:35,054 --> 01:15:37,021
We're his friends.
We'll be there. Gimme.

940
01:15:37,521 --> 01:15:42,026
It's your decision. I'm sure your
intentions are the best, but think about it.

941
01:15:42,526 --> 01:15:47,531
It's not good for Monty to associate
with people who do what he used to do.

942
01:15:47,566 --> 01:15:51,035
We would protect him from
that. He's talking about us.

943
01:15:51,070 --> 01:15:54,038
If you really are Monty's friends,
you'll stop making it hard for him.

944
01:15:54,073 --> 01:15:56,540
Look at you.
You're smoking, drinking.

945
01:15:56,575 --> 01:15:59,043
We're in a bar. What
do you expect us to do?

946
01:15:59,078 --> 01:16:01,045
You must think
I'm stupid or something.

947
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:03,547
I look like
I just got off a boat?

948
01:16:03,582 --> 01:16:07,051
I know what you're trying to do. Get
out of here before I give you a slap.

949
01:16:07,086 --> 01:16:09,553
Nicky, take it easy.

950
01:16:09,588 --> 01:16:14,558
Nick, you do want Monty to
have the money, don't you?

951
01:16:19,063 --> 01:16:23,567
What do you let it get to you
for? He just wants the money.

952
01:16:23,602 --> 01:16:28,072
But what bothers me is
he's right. So he's right.

953
01:16:28,107 --> 01:16:30,574
Think he's right?
I mean, Nicky's his coach.

954
01:16:30,609 --> 01:16:34,078
He tells him eat fruit,
tells him to exercise.

955
01:16:34,113 --> 01:16:39,083
It's not what he says, it's
what we do. It's peer pressure.

956
01:16:39,118 --> 01:16:42,086
Oh, yeah.
Our lives are attractive.

957
01:16:54,965 --> 01:16:58,469
I guess Nicky and paddy
won't show.

958
01:16:58,504 --> 01:17:01,472
They didn't call,
either, huh?

959
01:17:01,507 --> 01:17:03,474
No.
Tonight, we present...

960
01:17:03,974 --> 01:17:06,477
our tribute to
the American silhouette.

961
01:17:06,512 --> 01:17:09,480
Ladies and gentlemen,
"the regular guy look."

962
01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:18,489
Jonathan and Billy are wearing the
regular guy leisure look for fall.

963
01:17:18,524 --> 01:17:21,492
Bold print, double-knit
polyester pants...

964
01:17:21,527 --> 01:17:24,995
with totally non-coordinated
print shirts.

965
01:17:27,498 --> 01:17:30,000
Pie is wearing
the Italian restaurant look.

966
01:17:32,538 --> 01:17:35,005
Perfect for picnics where you
can be your own tablecloth.

967
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:39,009
Tie has the bowling alley
sportif look.

968
01:17:39,044 --> 01:17:42,012
Next up, Peter,
wearing...

969
01:17:42,047 --> 01:17:45,516
the regular guy
lounge look in black...

970
01:17:45,551 --> 01:17:48,519
on black, on black.

971
01:17:49,019 --> 01:17:53,023
I think they like it.
Everyone's smiling.

972
01:17:56,061 --> 01:18:01,031
You like to gamble? Take a
chance on the regular guy robe.

973
01:18:07,037 --> 01:18:10,040
American classic...

974
01:18:10,075 --> 01:18:12,543
iridescent blue
sharkskin.

975
01:18:18,048 --> 01:18:20,551
That suit.
Look at that suit.

976
01:18:20,586 --> 01:18:22,553
Have you seen
the suit-

977
01:18:24,555 --> 01:18:26,557
and now...

978
01:18:26,592 --> 01:18:30,561
I'd like to introduce the man
responsible for this evening.

979
01:18:31,061 --> 01:18:34,064
Mr. Monty Capuletti!

980
01:18:34,099 --> 01:18:36,066
Take a bow, Monty.

981
01:18:58,088 --> 01:19:00,591
Fatty. Eating again,
fatty, fatty?

982
01:19:00,626 --> 01:19:03,594
Fatty, fatty.
Eating again, fatty, fatty?

983
01:19:03,629 --> 01:19:07,097
Fatty, fatty, fatty-

984
01:19:07,132 --> 01:19:09,600
who put this in here?
I was trying to help.

985
01:19:09,635 --> 01:19:12,603
Don't help. I'm tired of
people trying to help me.

986
01:19:15,105 --> 01:19:18,609
Monty, calm down.
What are you lookin' at?

987
01:19:18,644 --> 01:19:20,611
Go clean your room.
It's a pigsty.

988
01:19:20,646 --> 01:19:23,113
Leave me alone!

989
01:19:23,148 --> 01:19:27,117
I know what you're thinkin' too. Oh, god.

990
01:19:27,152 --> 01:19:29,119
All I ever wanted
was a happy family.

991
01:19:29,620 --> 01:19:32,122
That's all I ever asked for,
a happy family.

992
01:19:32,157 --> 01:19:36,126
A family that loved each other.
I never cared about anything else.

993
01:19:37,628 --> 01:19:41,131
Stop it.
I can't take it no more.

994
01:19:41,632 --> 01:19:45,135
Money caused all this.

995
01:19:45,170 --> 01:19:49,139
I don't wanna be rich.
We're not supposed to be rich.

996
01:19:49,174 --> 01:19:52,142
We don't look rich, we don't
talk rich, we don't smell rich!

997
01:19:52,643 --> 01:19:56,146
No more rich! I want our
house to be the way it was.

998
01:20:02,152 --> 01:20:05,155
Hey, fatty, fatty.

999
01:20:05,656 --> 01:20:10,160
Monty, where are you going? I'll
be at Louie's... gettin' drunk.

1000
01:20:10,410 --> 01:20:12,412
Take this, Julio.
Go and get her.

1001
01:20:12,447 --> 01:20:15,916
She's your wife. Go get
her. Right, she's my wife.

1002
01:20:15,951 --> 01:20:17,918
A gun.
I don't want a gun.

1003
01:20:17,953 --> 01:20:20,420
Go back and get her,
Julio.

1004
01:20:20,921 --> 01:20:23,423
I must've been nuts
to do this for-

1005
01:20:23,458 --> 01:20:25,425
ah, look who's here.

1006
01:20:25,460 --> 01:20:27,928
I want her back, man.
She's mine.

1007
01:20:28,312 --> 01:20:30,314
Put that thing away.
You'll hurt yourself.

1008
01:20:30,349 --> 01:20:34,318
I'm in no mood for you.
There is no mood for you.

1009
01:20:42,861 --> 01:20:45,829
Nurse!
Where is she?

1010
01:20:45,864 --> 01:20:48,332
They're never here
when you need 'em.

1011
01:20:51,835 --> 01:20:54,338
Boy, oh, boy.

1012
01:20:54,373 --> 01:20:58,342
Oh, nurse, you're here.
Where were you, huh?

1013
01:20:58,377 --> 01:21:00,844
Three hundred and fifty bucks
a day, where are ya?

1014
01:21:01,345 --> 01:21:02,846
Where are ya?

1015
01:21:03,347 --> 01:21:06,850
Look at this.
I'm dying of thirst here.

1016
01:21:06,885 --> 01:21:09,853
Hey, how ya doin'? I heard
about your unfortunate incident.

1017
01:21:09,888 --> 01:21:12,356
Where were you
when I needed you?

1018
01:21:12,391 --> 01:21:14,358
I came to make up.
I'm sorry.

1019
01:21:14,393 --> 01:21:18,362
All right, Nicky, we're friends.
All right?

1020
01:21:18,862 --> 01:21:20,864
It must be tough
eatin', huh?

1021
01:21:21,365 --> 01:21:24,868
Eat? You should see me go to the bathroom.

1022
01:21:24,903 --> 01:21:29,373
Monty! Hi, Nicky. We're
back. Rose, you're here.

1023
01:21:29,408 --> 01:21:34,378
How's our patient today?
Oh, he looks much better.

1024
01:21:34,413 --> 01:21:37,881
How did you sleep? Are you
kiddin'? I was up all night.

1025
01:21:37,916 --> 01:21:40,884
Let's look at the chart.

1026
01:21:40,919 --> 01:21:44,388
He was hit in the fleshy
area of the gluteus maximus.

1027
01:21:44,423 --> 01:21:46,890
Ah, you're wrong.
He got me in the ass.

1028
01:21:46,925 --> 01:21:49,893
No vital areas
were damaged.

1029
01:21:49,928 --> 01:21:52,896
No doubt he'll recover. How
long do I have to be here?

1030
01:21:52,931 --> 01:21:56,900
Let me see now. Perhaps we
might have to keep you here...

1031
01:21:57,401 --> 01:22:00,404
for four,
maybe five weeks.

1032
01:22:00,904 --> 01:22:02,906
I'm not hangin' here
for five weeks.

1033
01:22:02,941 --> 01:22:04,908
At least I know you're
gonna be all right.

1034
01:22:04,943 --> 01:22:07,911
I gotta pick up my mother at the
beauty parlor. So long, Nicky.

1035
01:22:12,951 --> 01:22:16,420
How are you feeling today?
You're looking good.

1036
01:22:18,422 --> 01:22:22,426
Oh, daddy!

1037
01:22:22,926 --> 01:22:26,930
I never realized how much
Julio loved me.

1038
01:22:26,965 --> 01:22:30,934
It was the most
romantic moment of my life...

1039
01:22:30,969 --> 01:22:34,554
when he almost killed you.

1040
01:22:34,589 --> 01:22:36,556
Can I call you "dad" now?

1041
01:22:37,024 --> 01:22:39,126
Take it easy!

1042
01:22:39,161 --> 01:22:41,628
These are new stitches,
you know.

1043
01:22:42,129 --> 01:22:44,131
Why can't you forgive
and forget?

1044
01:22:44,264 --> 01:22:47,267
How could I forget? Every time
I sit down, I'll think of him.

1045
01:22:47,768 --> 01:22:49,770
Monty, how are you?

1046
01:22:50,270 --> 01:22:53,273
What an insensitive question.
You've been shot.

1047
01:22:53,308 --> 01:22:56,143
This'll cheer you up.
We're a hit.

1048
01:22:56,178 --> 01:22:58,645
What are you talking about?
They all laughed at me.

1049
01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:01,648
But we're laughing now,
all the way to my bank.

1050
01:23:01,683 --> 01:23:03,650
Look at this.
What?

1051
01:23:05,652 --> 01:23:08,655
We put the clothes in the window,
and the kids went crazy for it.

1052
01:23:08,690 --> 01:23:12,159
I don't understand it,
but who cares?

1053
01:23:12,194 --> 01:23:14,661
The regular guy look
is a big success.

1054
01:23:14,696 --> 01:23:19,166
You did the regular guy look. I just
bought two of your short-sleeve pajama tops.

1055
01:23:19,201 --> 01:23:23,170
Rose, I gotta get out of
here. Daddy, this is great!

1056
01:23:23,205 --> 01:23:26,673
By the time you get out of the
hospital, we'll have the money.

1057
01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:28,675
And you'll lose weight too.

1058
01:23:28,710 --> 01:23:32,679
I saw the food. Monty, she's
right. Your ship's come in.

1059
01:23:32,714 --> 01:23:35,682
But my pier collapsed.

1060
01:23:35,717 --> 01:23:38,685
Everyone out. Visiting
hours are over. Please!

1061
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:42,189
We have sick men in here.
You too, doctor. Please.

1062
01:23:42,689 --> 01:23:45,692
Excuse me,
the two of you.

1063
01:23:45,727 --> 01:23:48,695
This is a hospital.
Hey, come on, let's go.

1064
01:23:48,730 --> 01:23:51,198
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
My good-

1065
01:23:51,698 --> 01:23:53,700
excuse me. Will you get outlet's go!

1066
01:23:53,735 --> 01:23:55,202
Daddy!

1067
01:23:55,237 --> 01:23:57,704
How are you, Mr. "Manuccl"? Bye, Monty.

1068
01:23:58,205 --> 01:24:01,708
Martha's gonna take good care
of you today. How was your lunch?

1069
01:24:01,743 --> 01:24:05,212
I see you haven't eaten much
of it. I don't blame you, honey.

1070
01:24:05,247 --> 01:24:09,099
While I'm up here,
check my oil.

1071
01:24:30,620 --> 01:24:34,124
Jesus. We trust you had
a pleasant swim, sir.

1072
01:24:34,624 --> 01:24:37,127
Your shirt. I don't want
that shirt. Are you kiddin'?

1073
01:24:37,162 --> 01:24:40,630
But you should be dressed to your
station. I don't want to wear that!

1074
01:24:42,883 --> 01:24:46,887
Yes. This is Mr.
Capuletti's business advisor.

1075
01:24:47,387 --> 01:24:52,392
What can I do for you? Better
yet, what can you do for me?

1076
01:24:52,427 --> 01:24:55,896
Silver is down. Call the lone
ranger. He'll cheer him up.

1077
01:24:55,931 --> 01:24:59,900
Hello.

1078
01:24:59,935 --> 01:25:02,402
Oil wells?
Very interesting.

1079
01:25:04,439 --> 01:25:07,908
Meatballs, sir?
No.

1080
01:25:10,410 --> 01:25:13,413
Madam?
No.

1081
01:25:17,953 --> 01:25:20,921
Meatball, sir?

1082
01:25:20,956 --> 01:25:24,424
Where's the pistachio nuts? There's
too much trouble with the shells.

1083
01:25:24,459 --> 01:25:27,427
Oh, yeah?
I like the shells.

1084
01:25:27,462 --> 01:25:29,429
Hmm.

1085
01:25:32,933 --> 01:25:35,936
You got any salami
or provolone?

1086
01:25:35,971 --> 01:25:38,438
Salami, salami.
Provolone.

1087
01:25:38,939 --> 01:25:40,440
Give it to him.

1088
01:25:40,941 --> 01:25:43,944
Why don't you get some sun
and come back next week?

1089
01:25:43,979 --> 01:25:46,446
Julio?

1090
01:25:46,947 --> 01:25:48,949
Julio?

1091
01:25:51,451 --> 01:25:53,954
Julio.

1092
01:25:54,955 --> 01:25:57,457
Julio.

1093
01:25:57,492 --> 01:26:02,462
Oh, you bad boy.
You were hiding from me.

1094
01:26:02,497 --> 01:26:04,965
No.
I found you now.

1095
01:26:05,966 --> 01:26:08,969
You gonna play with me?
Not... again.

1096
01:26:09,004 --> 01:26:12,973
Look what I wore just for
you. Allison, I'm exhausted.

1097
01:26:13,008 --> 01:26:14,975
Chapter six,
"el joyo."

1098
01:26:15,010 --> 01:26:17,978
You hired a captain? Yep.
Everything's taken care of.

1099
01:26:18,013 --> 01:26:21,481
He know how to get to Coney
Island. Yeah, I told him. It's easy.

1100
01:26:21,516 --> 01:26:23,984
Here, I'll show you.

1101
01:26:29,489 --> 01:26:32,993
You go north up the Atlantic,
west into the Hudson.

1102
01:26:33,028 --> 01:26:35,495
Come to the statue of that
broad, you hang a right.

1103
01:26:35,530 --> 01:26:38,999
Takes 20 minutes,
a half hour with traffic.

1104
01:26:39,034 --> 01:26:42,002
Tell him to shove off as soon as I
sign those papers with Scrappleton.

1105
01:26:43,503 --> 01:26:46,506
What's that,
a fire drill?

1106
01:26:46,541 --> 01:26:52,012
It's lunch. Come on.
I'm starving. Let's go.

1107
01:26:54,916 --> 01:26:58,385
Congratulations. Daddy, I
just saw the cutest dingy.

1108
01:26:58,885 --> 01:27:01,888
Allison, you're married
to Julio.

1109
01:27:01,923 --> 01:27:06,393
This is the life, huh. And they
say money can't buy happiness.

1110
01:27:06,428 --> 01:27:08,895
At least you can pick
your own kind of misery.

1111
01:27:10,897 --> 01:27:15,402
Clive, you're the only one who hasn't
seen my stitches. Want to take a look?

1112
01:27:24,411 --> 01:27:27,914
Ooh. Ooh. Ahh!

1113
01:27:27,949 --> 01:27:29,916
Oh, no!
Ahh!

1114
01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:34,804
Excuse me.

1115
01:27:34,839 --> 01:27:37,674
Mr. Daniel Scrappleton,
sir.

1116
01:27:37,709 --> 01:27:40,677
Hey, Scrappy, show me
that dotted line, huh?

1117
01:27:40,712 --> 01:27:43,179
And Mrs. Kathleen Monahan.

1118
01:27:43,214 --> 01:27:46,182
Oh, no!

1119
01:27:48,219 --> 01:27:52,689
My god! It's mother. She's back from
the dead. She's better than Houdini.

1120
01:27:53,189 --> 01:27:55,692
I've never felt better
in my life!

1121
01:27:55,727 --> 01:27:59,195
Grandma, did you bring me
anything? A hat just like mine.

1122
01:27:59,230 --> 01:28:02,198
You never felt better?
You were in a plane crash.

1123
01:28:02,699 --> 01:28:05,702
There was no crash. I
made up the whole thing.

1124
01:28:05,737 --> 01:28:09,706
Why? Rose, I did it for
you and the grandchildren.

1125
01:28:09,741 --> 01:28:12,709
Someone had to stop
Monty's debauchery.

1126
01:28:13,209 --> 01:28:16,212
He was going to hell in a
hand basket. Yes, quite true.

1127
01:28:16,247 --> 01:28:18,214
And to test you as well. You failed!

1128
01:28:18,249 --> 01:28:21,217
I'll kill her. I'll kill her! Take it easy.

1129
01:28:21,252 --> 01:28:23,219
I'll kill her!
I'll kill her!

1130
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:25,221
I'll kill her!
Let me go!

1131
01:28:25,605 --> 01:28:29,109
Boy, you got some nerve
still being alive.

1132
01:28:29,144 --> 01:28:31,611
I went through
this whole thing for nothin'?

1133
01:28:31,646 --> 01:28:36,616
No, not for nothing, Monty.
You proved yourself to me.

1134
01:28:38,618 --> 01:28:42,122
And to make sure that you
stay on the straight and narrow,

1135
01:28:42,157 --> 01:28:45,625
I'm moving in with you.

1136
01:29:03,143 --> 01:29:06,146
What's for dessert?
Spumoni, miss.

1137
01:29:06,181 --> 01:29:08,648
Your favorite, Monty.

1138
01:29:08,683 --> 01:29:12,152
Shrimpton,
none for Mr. Capuletti.

1139
01:29:12,187 --> 01:29:14,654
Right, mom.
And Shrimpton.

1140
01:29:14,689 --> 01:29:17,157
Mr. Capuletti is skipping
the coffee too.

1141
01:29:17,192 --> 01:29:20,660
It'll keep me awake,
right, mom. Right, dear.

1142
01:29:21,161 --> 01:29:25,665
And Shrimpton, I noticed a bottle
of beer in the refrigerator.

1143
01:29:25,700 --> 01:29:30,670
Get rid of it. Tsk, tsk,
tsk. Right again, mom.

1144
01:29:32,172 --> 01:29:35,175
Well, I guess that's it
for me.

1145
01:29:35,210 --> 01:29:39,179
I think I'll go out and walk
off all these vegetables.

1146
01:29:39,679 --> 01:29:44,184
And after that...
it's bedtime.

1147
01:29:45,185 --> 01:29:48,188
Good night, honey.
Good night, sweetheart.

1148
01:29:49,189 --> 01:29:51,691
And Shrimpton?
Yes, sir.

1149
01:29:51,726 --> 01:29:54,694
You better get rid of that
glazed fruit too. It's fattening.

1150
01:29:54,729 --> 01:29:57,197
Certainly, sir.

1151
01:29:57,232 --> 01:30:01,201
Good night, Belinda.
Good night, daddy.

1152
01:30:01,236 --> 01:30:03,620
Ooh.
Good night, mom.

1153
01:30:06,222 --> 01:30:10,727
Hey, mom. That perfume is driving me crazy.

1154
01:30:12,729 --> 01:30:15,732
I think I married Rose
to get to you, huh?

1155
01:30:22,238 --> 01:30:24,240
Good night, all.

1156
01:30:26,242 --> 01:30:30,246
Rose,
he's a changed man.

1157
01:30:30,281 --> 01:30:34,751
- Finally, you've got a good marriage.
- We had a good marriage before.

1158
01:30:35,251 --> 01:30:39,756
Yes, but now you're married
to a human being.

1159
01:30:39,791 --> 01:30:44,260
I don't mind telling you,
I'm proud of what I did.

1160
01:30:44,295 --> 01:30:46,262
It wasn't easy,

1161
01:30:46,297 --> 01:30:50,266
but now I've got him
under control!

1162
01:30:50,767 --> 01:30:52,268
Where's the pizza?
I'm starving!

1163
01:30:52,769 --> 01:30:55,271
Monty, where you been? We're
keeping it warm for you.

1164
01:30:56,773 --> 01:31:00,276
Wait a minute. Don't
get grease on the cards.

1165
01:31:01,778 --> 01:31:04,280
Gimme the red pepper,
will you?

1166
01:31:04,315 --> 01:31:06,783
Gimme a napkin.

1167
01:31:06,818 --> 01:31:09,786
What'd you tell her tonight? 
- Tonight?

1168
01:31:10,286 --> 01:31:14,290
I told her her perfume
is driving me crazy.

1169
01:31:14,791 --> 01:31:18,795
Then I told her I married Rose
to get to her.

1170
01:31:20,832 --> 01:31:22,799
Gimme a beer.

1171
01:31:22,834 --> 01:31:27,804
My mother-in-law. For years I wouldn't
kiss her face, I ended up kissin' her ass.

1172
01:31:34,811 --> 01:31:36,813
# All right.

1173
01:31:45,857 --> 01:31:49,325
# You don't have to talk
all night.

1174
01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:52,328
# I'm a man
who can't say no.

1175
01:31:52,363 --> 01:31:55,832
# You don't have to twist
my arm.

1176
01:31:55,867 --> 01:31:58,334
# Just point me
where you wanna go.

1177
01:31:58,369 --> 01:32:01,337
# Take me to the action
take me to the track.

1178
01:32:01,838 --> 01:32:04,340
# Take me to a party if
they're bettin' in the back.

1179
01:32:04,375 --> 01:32:08,344
# I've been workin' all my life
can't afford to wait.

1180
01:32:08,379 --> 01:32:11,347
# Let me call my wife so
I can tell her I'll be late?

1181
01:32:11,382 --> 01:32:14,350
# I want the easy
mmm.

1182
01:32:14,385 --> 01:32:17,353
# Easy, easy money.

1183
01:32:17,388 --> 01:32:20,356
# I could get lucky.

1184
01:32:20,391 --> 01:32:23,860
# Oh, things could go right?

1185
01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:27,363
# I want the easy.

1186
01:32:27,398 --> 01:32:30,366
# Easy, easy money.

1187
01:32:30,401 --> 01:32:33,870
# Maybe this one time?

1188
01:32:33,905 --> 01:32:36,873
# Maybe tonight?

1189
01:32:41,913 --> 01:32:45,381
# You don't have
to try too hard.

1190
01:32:45,416 --> 01:32:48,885
# I don't need
a song and dance.

1191
01:32:48,920 --> 01:32:51,888
# I don't need
an invitation.

1192
01:32:52,388 --> 01:32:54,390
# If you've got
a game of chance.

1193
01:32:54,425 --> 01:32:57,894
# Take me to the tables
take me to the fights.

1194
01:32:57,929 --> 01:33:00,897
# Run me like the numbers
roll me like the dice.

1195
01:33:00,932 --> 01:33:04,400
# When you're countin' on a
killin' always count me in.

1196
01:33:04,435 --> 01:33:07,403
# Talk me into losin'
just as long as I can win.

1197
01:33:07,438 --> 01:33:10,406
# I want the easy.

1198
01:33:10,441 --> 01:33:13,409
# Easy, easy money.

1199
01:33:13,444 --> 01:33:16,412
# I want the good times.

1200
01:33:16,447 --> 01:33:19,916
# Oh, I never had.

1201
01:33:20,416 --> 01:33:22,919
# I want the easy?

1202
01:33:22,954 --> 01:33:25,922
# Mmm, easy money
ooh?

1203
01:33:26,422 --> 01:33:29,425
# Oh, I want the good life.

1204
01:33:29,460 --> 01:33:32,428
# Mmm, I want it bad.

1205
01:33:32,463 --> 01:33:37,433
# Easy money
you say I fool myself.

1206
01:33:37,468 --> 01:33:40,436
# But better me than being
a fool for someone else.

1207
01:33:40,471 --> 01:33:45,942
# I got a hot slot machine
of a system ready to go.

1208
01:33:45,977 --> 01:33:48,945
# Easy money.

1209
01:33:48,980 --> 01:33:53,449
# I got a one-track mind and a
good reputation layin' on the line.

1210
01:33:53,484 --> 01:33:55,952
# I'll either come back
a bum or a king.

1211
01:33:56,452 --> 01:33:59,956
# Baby, I don't know.

1212
01:33:59,991 --> 01:34:02,458
# Ahh-hah.

1213
01:34:07,999 --> 01:34:11,467
# You sure don't have
to start a fight?

1214
01:34:11,502 --> 01:34:14,470
# I'm a man
who can't say no.

1215
01:34:14,505 --> 01:34:17,974
# If you got
a little risky business.

1216
01:34:18,474 --> 01:34:20,476
# Just point me
where you wanna go.

1217
01:34:20,511 --> 01:34:23,980
# Take me to the power
take me to the heat.

1218
01:34:24,015 --> 01:34:26,983
# Take me to the cleaners
if it's open to the streets.

1219
01:34:27,018 --> 01:34:30,486
# Something's got to pay off
someone's got to break.

1220
01:34:30,521 --> 01:34:33,489
# Someone's got a fortune that
they're begging me to take.

1221
01:34:33,524 --> 01:34:36,492
# I want the easy.

1222
01:34:36,527 --> 01:34:39,495
# Easy, easy money.

1223
01:34:39,530 --> 01:34:42,999
# I could get lucky.

1224
01:34:43,034 --> 01:34:46,002
# Things could go right.

1225
01:34:46,037 --> 01:34:49,505
# Oh, I want the easy.

1226
01:34:49,540 --> 01:34:52,508
# Easy, easy money.

1227
01:34:52,543 --> 01:34:55,511
# Maybe just this time.

1228
01:34:55,546 --> 01:34:58,514
# Oh, maybe tonight.

1229
01:34:58,549 --> 01:35:01,017
# Easy money.

1230
01:35:01,517 --> 01:35:04,520
# I don't want no hard cash.

1231
01:35:04,555 --> 01:35:08,524
# I just want the easy money.

1232
01:35:08,559 --> 01:35:12,028
# Oh, oh
I could get lucky.

1233
01:35:12,063 --> 01:35:14,030
# Easy money.

1234
01:35:14,065 --> 01:35:19,035
# Oh, I got to, got to-.

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