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As far as I can remember,

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I've hated Christmas.

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What does it say, Christian?

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Gimme my car!

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Christmas 1960

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It should work.

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Stop picking your nose.

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It's working!

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There we go.

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Mine's not moving.

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Gervais!

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Han?

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How are you feeling?

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He's so cute!
Look, kids.

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It's your little brother!

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- Baby Jesus!
- Let me hold him.

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Here you go.

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He's beautiful.

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Let me see!

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Christmas 1966

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Not only would my birthday
always go unnoticed,

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but it had to start
with midnight mass.

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Midnight mass is too long!

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Go home and open your presents!

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On the contrary, you're lucky
to share his birthday.

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That doesn't happen
to just anyone.

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It's special.

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Hence the birthmark
on your scalp. Hmm?

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It's a sign of being gifted,
you know.

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At least, after mass,

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there was the Christmas Eve party
at Grandma's.

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Hello, my beautiful Zac.

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The only advantage to having
one's birthday on Christmas

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was getting a bigger present
than everyone else.

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He likes it, huh?

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But I especially hated Christmas
because I never got what I wanted.

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Dammit.

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It's what he wanted.

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So? It's not up to him.

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You want to turn him into a fairy?

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- Stop it. He's only five!
- He's almost six and looks seven.

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- Oh, come on!
- Never mind "come on."

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Now return it. Go on.

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It would make you
a laughingstock, son.

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Daddy doesn't want that.

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Daddy isn't trying to upset you.

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He loves you far too much.

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Hence the hockey game.

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So he can play with you.

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Go to sleep.

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Mommy will have a nice surprise

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for you soon.

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- For my birthday?
- No, after. You'll see.

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Go to sleep.

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What's a fairy?

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Nothing.

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Hogwash.

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Go to sleep.

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Idiot.

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I knew very well
what a fairy was.

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I especially knew...

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I didn't want to be one.

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Want to play, Zac?

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No.

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Unlike my friends' fathers,

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all of whom
were ordinary and uninteresting,

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mine was the best in the world.

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He has Patsy Cline's,
Buddy Rich's

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and Aznavour's
entire collections.

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He fired a machine gun
in the army.

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Our secret side trips
to Norm The King Of Fries

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made me deliriously happy.

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For a few precious moments,
I was his favourite.

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Take me

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To the ends of the earth

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Take me

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To Wonderland

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It seems to me

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That misery

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Would be borne more easily
under the sun

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Hi!

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Hello.

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- You didn't bring any back?
- What?

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Fries, you moron.

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You can smell it a mile away.

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We didn't have any fries.

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Did we?

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My three brothers were morons.

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Starting with Christian,

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the egghead,

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who read constantly -

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anything, anytime, anywhere;

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Antoine, the sports nut,
a walking stinkbomb;

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- What're you looking at?
- And Raymond,

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my sworn enemy.

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Get lost, you pisser.

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Dad, Raymond called me
a pussy!

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Not a pussy, a pisser.

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Kitchen.

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I could understand him

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being proud of Christian,
or Antoine.

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But Raymond?

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Aren't you going to introduce us?

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My dad.

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- You're going out, Raymond?
- The little bastard's a Casanova.

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But he asked
for more ironed toast!

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Hi, pretty baby.

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After nine months of prayer...

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and superhuman feats...

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the good Lord
would finally give me...

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Another boy?

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What kind of lead you got
in your pencil, Beaulieu?

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What can I say?
I have a surplus of male hormones.

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- A surplus of hormones!
- That's irrelevant.

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He has to change positions

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once in a while.

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Yeah, well, I've tried that.

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What can I say? Five boys -
you take what you can get.

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Come on, Zac.

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You like my surprise?

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Christmas 1967

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Take me

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To the ends of the earth

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Take me

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To Wonderland

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It seems to me that misery

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Would be borne more easily
under the sun

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Drop by sometime.

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See? Look. Again.

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Zac has a gift.
I'm sure of it.

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His colic stops
whenever Zac holds him.

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I'll go see Mrs. What's-her-name,
the Tupperware lady.

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She, too, has a gift.

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She can staunch bleeding,
heal burns and everything.

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She'll tell us if he's gifted.

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No. You've seen
how he plays the drums.

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A regular little Buddy Rich.

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Music runs in his blood,
I'm telling you. That's his gift.

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He gets that from his old man.

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Hi, pretty baby.

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Mommy's little darling.

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I can still remember the snow
slowly melting on his face.

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I had just turned seven
and, unwittingly,

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declared war to my father.

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Are you crazy,

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dammit?!
What are you doing?!

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Roll that window back up,
you nitwit!

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Do we have to tie you up?

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Here, buckle up!

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Christ.

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Use your head, you nitwit.

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Stop slurping, you pig!
Don't be such a sissy!

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Eleven bucks!

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An imported collector's record.

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You'll each reimburse me
if the guilty party

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doesn't come forward.
I'm warning you.

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I'll teach you to take
responsibility for your actions,

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dammit!
- Gervais!

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I didn't do it.

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It was an accident.

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Scoot, you three.

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You'll not only pay for the record,
but your lies, too.

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I'll teach you, you'll see.

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Go to your room!

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He said it was an accident.

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What in heaven's name
did you do to him?

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Zac. He's changed.

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He's a crybaby, he dresses
like a girl. It's not normal.

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Get over it.
It's you who's not normal.

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He's a child, for God's sake.
Let him be.

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"What did I do to him"!

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- The others weren't like that.
- Each of them is different.

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Zac is more gentle, that's all.
More sensitive.

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He's not gentler, he's softer.

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God, please don't let me be soft.

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And return my dad
to his old self.

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Shut up.

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Use your head, you nitwit!
Don't be such a sissy!

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I did it on purpose.

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I'll tell Dad, you pisser.

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When will I stop wetting the bed?
I've been asking him a long time.

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Never mind - no harm done.

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Hmm?
You're not alone.

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It'll stop eventually.

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Keep praying. You'll see,
Baby Jesus will hear you.

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Especially you.

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You were born on the same day.

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Sweet dreams.

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Big chimneys, huh?

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Where are we going?

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You'll see.

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Careful.

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Mrs. What's-her-name,
the Tupperware lady,

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had realized my mother's dream:

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she had walked
in Christ's footsteps.

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Try to trust your feelings.

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You can feel things others can't.

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You mustn't fear it.

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He's been blessed
from on high, Mrs. Beaulieu.

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The good Lord chose him

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knowing he was strong enough
for what's expected of him.

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But give him a chance
to grow up a bit. Hmm?

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So he better understands.

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He's a good-looking boy.

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He'll go far.

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Christ...mas, I'm bushed!

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I've got news for you.

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Your son has a gift.

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A family's seventh child
of the same sex is gifted.

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With my three miscarriages,
that makes Zac seventh.

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Who says your miscarriages
were boys?

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They must've been.
That's all you can do.

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We knew he could stop colic,
but he's otherwise gifted.

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Gifted people
can pass their gift on to others,

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if they're of the opposite sex
and not related.

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Mrs. What's-her-name
passed all of hers on to him.

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Oh, Jesus.

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00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:50,151
How much Tupperware
did that cost you?

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None.
She didn't try selling me any.

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I bought some.
It's different.

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This is no joke.

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He's truly gifted!

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Can your gift cure my headache?

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00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:16,908
There.

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00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,050
What's this?

226
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Look.

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It's not my birthday,
as far as I know.

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Your record's unfindable.
We bought another.

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It's the same thing!

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I know.
I already have this one.

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The sound's not the same.

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An imported collector's record
isn't the same.

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It's the thought that counts.
I'll just return it, then.

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Raymond, Antoine!
That's enough!

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00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,424
Christian! Supper's ready.

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Come on, boys. Let's eat.
- Coming.

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Gifted...

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What do you think about that?

239
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,939
What did Mrs. What's-her-name
tell you?

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I'm not allowed to say.

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But she told Mom that if
the good Lord gave me a gift,

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I had to use it.

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That I could help a lot of people,
even save them.

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Tell him to think of him.

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00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,828
Think of Uncle Lucien.
He cut himself eating steak.

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They're not going to start calling
for every little booboo?

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Turn that music down.

248
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,447
All I had to do

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was silently recite the secret
little prayers imparted to me

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by Mrs. What's-her-name,
which consisted not of asking,

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but of commanding God to heal.

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Remember, you can't use
your gift for personal gain.

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Or to harm others.

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What a shame.

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00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:20,866
What's he saying?

256
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:24,473
He's not allowed to say.
Stop it, will you?

257
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,309
From now on, it'll cost a dime
every time you pick your nose.

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You'll be rich.

259
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,987
You must know
how ketchup's made by now,

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you've been reading the damn label
for half an hour.

261
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,522
Another pest
who just cut himself shaving.

262
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,292
Okay, I'll tell him.

263
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,565
Uncle Lucien's bleeding
has stopped.

264
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:11,247
Yes?

265
00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:14,155
Well, I'll be damned.

266
00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:16,758
Great. He'll be thrilled.

267
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:18,725
Yes. Thank you.

268
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:27,799
What is it?

269
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:29,702
Your lucky brother

270
00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:32,867
is going to summer camp.
- What?!

271
00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:35,444
I wasn't allowed to go at his age!

272
00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:37,445
You got yours.
Stop complaining.

273
00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:39,914
We've never sent our children
to camp.

274
00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:43,777
He'll sleep there?

275
00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:47,618
Of course. He'll make friends,
have lots of fun...

276
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:49,988
It'll be a good experience
for him.

277
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:53,097
- He'll always remember it.
- I don't wanna go.

278
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,293
Oh, come on.

279
00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:58,902
I don't wanna go.

280
00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:07,378
I don't wanna go!!!

281
00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:33,063
God, please don't let it happen.

282
00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:43,911
Go to sleep.

283
00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:55,919
God, please,

284
00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:58,248
don't let it show.

285
00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:00,891
I'll never miss mass again.

286
00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:54,355
Midnight mass
was so short and sweet

287
00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:56,625
now that I'd become an atheist.

288
00:28:56,801 --> 00:28:59,065
I'd kept my promise, though.

289
00:28:59,204 --> 00:29:02,503
I'd never missed mass...
midnight mass.

290
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:04,198
Once a year.

291
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:06,400
It made her happy.

292
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,103
It kept his mouth shut.

293
00:30:35,733 --> 00:30:38,099
You dragging your trash around,
brother-in-law?

294
00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:40,134
It's your present.

295
00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:42,102
Well, if it isn't Zac!

296
00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:44,173
What, no girlfriend yet?

297
00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:55,517
Christmas 1975

298
00:30:57,288 --> 00:30:58,448
Nice paper.

299
00:30:58,623 --> 00:31:00,454
Every year, I told them:

300
00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:03,150
No Christmas wrapping paper
for my birthday presents, okay?

301
00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:05,023
That's not what matters.

302
00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:12,567
After the drum set, accordion,
guitar and violin...

303
00:31:12,737 --> 00:31:13,726
a banjo.

304
00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:16,373
You said to surprise you.

305
00:31:17,575 --> 00:31:20,908
It's so hard to know
what teenagers want nowadays.

306
00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:23,047
You try to please them...

307
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,681
Some fantasies
are worth keeping.

308
00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:01,984
Merry Christmas!
Happy New Year!

309
00:32:02,153 --> 00:32:04,212
You know what time it is,
Raymond?

310
00:32:04,389 --> 00:32:06,152
You're late.

311
00:32:07,525 --> 00:32:08,856
I was starting to worry.

312
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,517
- Hi. I'm Doris.
- Good evening.

313
00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:12,526
- Merry Christmas.
- Take off your boots.

314
00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:14,028
- How are you?
- Hi, Dad.

315
00:32:14,198 --> 00:32:16,029
- Merry Christmas.
- Pleased to meet you.

316
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,724
I'm Raymond's mother.

317
00:32:22,373 --> 00:32:25,740
My family always
appreciated gourmet food.

318
00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:31,310
Did you at least make a wish?

319
00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:34,144
It won't come true,
he can't get it up yet.

320
00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:39,720
My brothers
hadn't changed a bit.

321
00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:41,825
Dad, Zac gave him the finger!

322
00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:44,154
- Except my darling Yvan.
- Such brotherly love!

323
00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:47,093
And how polite
they are in public.

324
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,233
Turn that music down.

325
00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:06,914
Every Christmas,

326
00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:08,983
the bastard barely stayed an hour.

327
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,451
Just long enough
to stuff himself...

328
00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:13,249
and to piss me off.

329
00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:29,599
Here, buy whatever you want.

330
00:33:30,808 --> 00:33:32,639
Happy birthday.

331
00:33:32,810 --> 00:33:33,936
Wait.

332
00:33:57,835 --> 00:34:00,269
I loved daydreaming
about my mother.

333
00:34:00,438 --> 00:34:01,803
Picturing myself wealthy,

334
00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:04,237
so that, one day,
I could spoil her.

335
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,345
Merry Christmas!

336
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:13,884
It's beautiful. Thank you.

337
00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:25,454
Oh, what a lovely dress.

338
00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:23,445
My cousin Brigitte
had just dropped out of school

339
00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:27,113
to devote herself
to social dancing full-time.

340
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,758
At the age of 15.

341
00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:53,314
I can dance too, you know!

342
00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:57,577
But it's not my specialty.

343
00:35:57,755 --> 00:35:59,950
Back by popular request...

344
00:36:00,124 --> 00:36:01,318
No getting around it.

345
00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:18,108
It's your birthday!

346
00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:21,643
- You've really changed.
- Yeah, you too.

347
00:36:23,548 --> 00:36:25,209
This is my boyfriend, Paul.

348
00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:27,010
My cousin, Zac.

349
00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:31,355
He has his driver's license!

350
00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:35,692
I'm stealing one.

351
00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:51,405
- You don't smoke?
- Never touch the stuff.

352
00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:55,068
Good thing. If it was up to him,
he'd be smoking nonstop.

353
00:36:55,246 --> 00:36:57,407
We go to the movies,
he wants to smoke;

354
00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,413
we go skating,
he wants to smoke...

355
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:01,176
You skate? Roller-skate?

356
00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:10,354
The guys' turn, full blast,
music blaring, really stoned -

357
00:37:10,528 --> 00:37:13,520
you let yourself go...
you can hear everything,

358
00:37:13,698 --> 00:37:17,031
and feel like everything around you
is moving in slow-motion,

359
00:37:17,201 --> 00:37:18,668
Iike in a movie.

360
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:23,836
A stoner movie, yeah.

361
00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:28,201
Try it.

362
00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:29,869
Give me a shotgun.

363
00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:31,207
No way.

364
00:37:31,382 --> 00:37:32,713
Are you nuts?

365
00:37:32,883 --> 00:37:35,010
I burned my tongue last time.

366
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:40,888
I thought of you
and it stopped burning.

367
00:37:41,058 --> 00:37:43,049
He has a gift
for healing burns.

368
00:37:43,227 --> 00:37:44,694
- What?
- And staunching blood.

369
00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:48,892
It's true! Tell him!

370
00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:52,558
My mother got that
into the whole family's head.

371
00:37:52,737 --> 00:37:56,036
You stop your girlfriend's
monthly bleeding, too?

372
00:37:57,742 --> 00:37:59,073
Idiot.

373
00:37:59,243 --> 00:38:01,336
That's it, make a fool of me.

374
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:05,141
I don't believe in that anymore.
Sorry.

375
00:38:07,518 --> 00:38:10,351
That doesn't mean
you've lost your blessing.

376
00:38:10,521 --> 00:38:12,148
You blessed fool!

377
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,827
You want a shotgun?

378
00:38:36,747 --> 00:38:38,715
Boy, have you changed!

379
00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:07,908
Well, well...
if it isn't the lovely Michelle.

380
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:09,706
- Hi, Mr. Beaulieu.
- Hi.

381
00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:13,513
I'll finish up later.

382
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,016
No problem.

383
00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:27,895
- Is she really on the pill?
- Enough about my cousin.

384
00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:30,556
I'm not the one
who wants to sleep with her.

385
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:32,794
That's the last time
I confide in you.

386
00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:35,700
Why are the prettiest girls
always the dumbest?

387
00:39:37,241 --> 00:39:38,868
You've never seen her.

388
00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:41,875
I've seen her picture.
Enough said.

389
00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:45,548
Don't be jealous.

390
00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:48,218
You're dumb too.

391
00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:57,717
I see her once a year. How am
I supposed to sleep with her?

392
00:39:58,763 --> 00:40:00,560
Anyway, she's got a boyfriend.

393
00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:04,564
Older. As dumb as she is.

394
00:40:10,775 --> 00:40:12,572
Not as dumb as you?

395
00:40:14,945 --> 00:40:16,242
Don't.

396
00:40:21,452 --> 00:40:23,750
It'll ruin our friendship.

397
00:40:25,456 --> 00:40:28,084
That's not what you said
last week.

398
00:40:29,293 --> 00:40:30,760
Stop it.

399
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,267
See what happens?

400
00:40:38,803 --> 00:40:40,430
Absolutely nothing!

401
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,888
Don't tell me he groped her.

402
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:09,011
You done imitating
that fucking fag?

403
00:43:09,186 --> 00:43:12,155
Huh?! You're making us
look like a bunch of idiots!

404
00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:30,539
Get outta here!

405
00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:36,909
It's my room too!

406
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:50,590
C'mon, Toto,
ask him for an autograph.

407
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:54,263
Got a problem?

408
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,426
No.

409
00:44:08,912 --> 00:44:11,847
Having a crazy brother
also had its advantages.

410
00:44:12,016 --> 00:44:15,417
- Always ready to help...
- Pay up, you little bastard.

411
00:44:15,586 --> 00:44:17,554
... for the modest sum of $2.

412
00:44:51,488 --> 00:44:53,513
We were here first.

413
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,215
Shut up, faggot.

414
00:44:58,762 --> 00:45:00,286
What did you call him?

415
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,626
Apologize.

416
00:45:07,805 --> 00:45:11,104
Apologize
and switch back to his show.

417
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:24,013
Apologize, I said!!!

418
00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:29,950
It's okay, Dad.

419
00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,090
Go on!!

420
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,340
Sorry.

421
00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:55,885
What's for dinner?

422
00:45:58,589 --> 00:45:59,920
What happened to you?

423
00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:02,389
Just a hockey fight.

424
00:46:02,559 --> 00:46:05,858
- Didn't you have practice today?
- Yeah, yeah.

425
00:46:05,996 --> 00:46:07,088
You fought with a teammate?

426
00:46:07,231 --> 00:46:10,530
It was just a scuffle.
Didn't even drop my gloves.

427
00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:13,226
- Who with?
- Tremblay.

428
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,698
You got beaten up
by Tremblay's little fag?

429
00:46:16,874 --> 00:46:18,341
What, you four-eyed fag?

430
00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:23,412
What's with you always
calling each other fags?

431
00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:27,079
You'd swear we're nothing
but a bunch of fairies!

432
00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:50,098
Please...

433
00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:53,939
anything but that.

434
00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:08,387
Sorry about last night.

435
00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:13,924
You know I don't like you talking
to your brother that way.

436
00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:15,394
Yeah...

437
00:47:21,438 --> 00:47:22,769
Okay, see you at work.

438
00:47:23,073 --> 00:47:24,540
Careful, now.

439
00:48:16,159 --> 00:48:18,593
Please let me bump into them.

440
00:48:32,843 --> 00:48:34,504
What're you doing here?

441
00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:40,076
- Just in the neighbourhood.
- God, you've changed.

442
00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,740
What'd you do to your hair?

443
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,079
It's cool.

444
00:48:43,253 --> 00:48:44,550
Thanks.

445
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:48,422
You alone?
- No, I'm with...

446
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,719
my new dance partner.

447
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:55,731
He's ltalian.

448
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,335
Thank you.

449
00:49:01,204 --> 00:49:02,694
This is my cousin, Zac.

450
00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:15,545
Okay, well...

451
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,778
I'll be off.

452
00:49:58,895 --> 00:50:00,487
Change... Change...

453
00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:04,191
I would be cured of my asthma...

454
00:50:04,368 --> 00:50:06,700
if I only managed to get through.

455
00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:22,541
For the second time of my life...

456
00:50:27,724 --> 00:50:30,090
I was declared clinically dead...

457
00:50:32,662 --> 00:50:34,289
for three seconds.

458
00:51:13,537 --> 00:51:16,165
Thank God you were dedicated
to Virgin Mary.

459
00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:21,537
I can't believe it.

460
00:51:21,711 --> 00:51:23,178
It's a miracle.

461
00:51:25,215 --> 00:51:27,342
You know you made your father cry?

462
00:51:30,387 --> 00:51:32,685
Don't ever scare us
like that again.

463
00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:40,856
Feel like talking?

464
00:51:45,902 --> 00:51:47,369
I'll come back later.

465
00:51:49,005 --> 00:51:52,304
While my mother performed
charitable works daily...

466
00:51:52,476 --> 00:51:57,345
her Baby Jesus
had only one thing on his mind.

467
00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:27,836
You asshole!

468
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:35,838
What're you doing?!

469
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:44,353
Fucking liar.

470
00:54:19,723 --> 00:54:21,714
The hottest was a black chick.

471
00:54:21,891 --> 00:54:23,882
It was like
she'd never eaten before.

472
00:54:24,060 --> 00:54:27,894
Mind you, they smoked a couple
of joints. Makes you hungry.

473
00:54:28,064 --> 00:54:30,032
She sucked him like a Hoover!

474
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,732
He held her head,
thrusting as deep as he could.

475
00:54:32,902 --> 00:54:34,870
The harder she sucked,
the more he screamed.

476
00:54:35,138 --> 00:54:37,333
The more he screamed,
the harder she sucked.

477
00:54:50,787 --> 00:54:52,755
Ever had a blow job?

478
00:54:58,895 --> 00:55:00,795
What do you want?

479
00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:26,385
I was wondering
where my shades went.

480
00:55:28,091 --> 00:55:29,558
Going somewhere?

481
00:55:33,096 --> 00:55:35,223
Boy, is this gonna cost me!

482
00:55:36,766 --> 00:55:38,233
I didn't ask for nothing.

483
00:55:41,938 --> 00:55:43,565
Your neck still sore?

484
00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:49,438
We're out of HP Sauce.

485
00:55:49,612 --> 00:55:52,274
You get a 2-for-1 special today.

486
00:55:52,449 --> 00:55:53,939
You'll learn to drive properly

487
00:55:54,117 --> 00:55:57,245
and how to make your father's
world-class spaghetti sauce.

488
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,715
Let's go,
before your mother catches us.

489
00:56:01,624 --> 00:56:04,752
Go ahead. Turn the key,
put it on "D."

490
00:56:06,629 --> 00:56:08,460
Good. Slowly, now.
Go ahead.

491
00:56:08,631 --> 00:56:10,792
- HP Sauce?
- That's my secret.

492
00:56:10,967 --> 00:56:12,798
Watch where you're going
and shut up.

493
00:56:12,969 --> 00:56:15,597
Lesson number one:
shut up and drive.

494
00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:18,941
Go ahead.

495
00:56:19,809 --> 00:56:22,505
Slow down!
What are you, nuts?

496
00:56:36,159 --> 00:56:37,592
What are you doing?

497
00:56:37,761 --> 00:56:40,229
The school principal just called.

498
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,991
Seems your son's been spreading
rumours about Raymond!

499
00:56:43,166 --> 00:56:45,396
I won't stand for smut around here!

500
00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:47,559
Much less drugs!

501
00:56:47,737 --> 00:56:48,726
What?

502
00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:52,938
If I have to call the police
to make Raymond understand,

503
00:56:53,109 --> 00:56:54,974
I'll do it this time!

504
00:56:55,678 --> 00:56:57,145
What's all this about?

505
00:57:00,150 --> 00:57:01,481
Huh?!

506
00:57:02,385 --> 00:57:03,716
What's this?

507
00:57:03,887 --> 00:57:05,684
His little brothers live here!

508
00:57:36,419 --> 00:57:38,182
Stay away from me, I said!

509
00:57:42,091 --> 00:57:43,718
I didn't rat him out.

510
00:58:14,557 --> 00:58:17,458
He's already gone.
I didn't even say goodbye.

511
00:58:17,627 --> 00:58:20,118
Could be the wrong time,
but can I have his room?

512
00:58:20,296 --> 00:58:23,788
- I want it!
- No one's taking his room.

513
00:58:23,967 --> 00:58:25,434
Especially not you.

514
00:58:59,669 --> 00:59:02,103
Does this mean
we're not just friends anymore?

515
00:59:04,774 --> 00:59:06,241
I dunno.

516
00:59:07,777 --> 00:59:09,404
What do you think?

517
00:59:24,527 --> 00:59:26,427
What's he doing here?

518
00:59:30,466 --> 00:59:31,797
Toto the Weirdo.

519
00:59:31,968 --> 00:59:33,492
Forget him.

520
00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:40,542
Peeping Tom.

521
00:59:42,211 --> 00:59:43,678
What're you looking at?!

522
00:59:48,885 --> 00:59:50,512
Fucker.

523
01:00:14,143 --> 01:00:17,635
She's so excited.
I couldn't get a word in edgewise.

524
01:00:17,814 --> 01:00:22,012
She went on and on about Brigitte.
We'll never hear the end of it.

525
01:00:22,185 --> 01:00:25,154
Seems she's putting together
a big show with her boyfriend

526
01:00:25,321 --> 01:00:26,652
this Christmas Eve.

527
01:00:26,823 --> 01:00:29,485
- With the ltalian?
- No, she's back with the other.

528
01:00:29,659 --> 01:00:31,490
The mambo dancer?

529
01:00:31,661 --> 01:00:33,492
He missed her big knockers.

530
01:00:33,663 --> 01:00:36,632
Who's the pig
who ate all my lard spread?

531
01:00:40,670 --> 01:00:43,468
Think of your little cousin Daniel;
he burned himself.

532
01:00:45,508 --> 01:00:46,975
Too bad!

533
01:00:53,683 --> 01:00:56,345
Rutting teenager
in his natural habitat.

534
01:00:56,519 --> 01:00:57,986
Shut up!

535
01:00:59,922 --> 01:01:01,412
What teenager?

536
01:01:18,041 --> 01:01:21,101
You didn't come
just for my Tupperware?

537
01:01:28,551 --> 01:01:31,076
How are you coping
with your gift?

538
01:01:46,736 --> 01:01:48,203
Beautiful story.

539
01:01:49,572 --> 01:01:53,406
A man dreamed he was walking
with Christ on the beach

540
01:01:53,576 --> 01:01:56,044
while watching scenes of his life
flash across the sky.

541
01:01:57,914 --> 01:01:59,575
Upon turning around,

542
01:01:59,749 --> 01:02:02,183
he noticed that
throughout most of his life,

543
01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:05,013
there were two sets
of footprints in the sand,

544
01:02:05,188 --> 01:02:07,315
his and those of Christ.

545
01:02:09,759 --> 01:02:12,023
Except during the worst times
of his life,

546
01:02:12,195 --> 01:02:15,187
when there was only one set
of prints.

547
01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:19,091
The man said to Jesus,

548
01:02:19,268 --> 01:02:22,431
"You promised
you would walk with me always.

549
01:02:22,605 --> 01:02:25,904
Why did you forsake me
when I needed you most?"

550
01:02:27,944 --> 01:02:29,741
Jesus replied...

551
01:02:31,614 --> 01:02:35,277
"There was only one set
of footprints in the sand

552
01:02:35,451 --> 01:02:39,285
during the worst times
of your life,

553
01:02:39,455 --> 01:02:41,423
because I carried you."

554
01:02:58,207 --> 01:02:59,731
I want to be like everyone else.

555
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,514
Thank God, you never will.

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