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As far as I can remember,

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I've hated christmas.

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What does it say, christian?

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Gimme my car!

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Christmas 1960

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It should work.

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Stop picking your nose.

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It's working!

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There we go.

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Mine's not moving.

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Gervais!

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Han?

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How are you feeling?

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He's so cute!
Look, kids.

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It's your little brother!

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- Baby Jesus!
- Let me hold him.

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Here you go.

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He's beautiful.

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Let me see!

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Christmas 1966

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Not only would my birthday
always go unnoticed,

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but it had to start
with midnight mass.

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Midnight mass is too long!

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Go home and open your presents!

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On the contrary, you're lucky
to share his birthday.

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That doesn't happen
to just anyone.

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It's special.

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Hence the birthmark
on your scalp. Hmm?

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It's a sign of being gifted,
you know.

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At least, after mass,

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there was the christmas Eve party
at Grandma's.

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Hello, my beautiful Zac.

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The only advantage to having
one's birthday on christmas

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was getting a bigger present
than everyone else.

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He likes it, huh?

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But I especially hated christmas
because I never got what I wanted.

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Dammit.

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It's what he wanted.

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So? It's not up to him.

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You want to turn him into a fairy?

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- Stop it. He's only five!
- He's almost six and looks seven.

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- Oh, come on!
- Never mind "come on."

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Now return it. Go on.

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It would make you
a laughingstock, son.

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Daddy doesn't want that.

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Daddy isn't trying to upset you.

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He loves you far too much.

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Hence the hockey game.

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So he can play with you.

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Go to sleep.

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Mommy will have a nice surprise

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for you soon.

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- For my birthday?
- No, after. You'll see.

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Go to sleep.

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What's a fairy?

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Nothing.

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Hogwash.

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Go to sleep.

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Idiot.

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I knew very well
what a fairy was.

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I especially knew...

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I didn't want to be one.

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Want to play, Zac?

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No.

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Unlike my friends' fathers,

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all of whom
were ordinary and uninteresting,

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mine was the best in the world.

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He has Patsy cline's,
Buddy Rich's

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and Aznavour's
entire collections.

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He fired a machine gun
in the army.

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Our secret side trips
to Norm The King Of Fries

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made me deliriously happy.

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For a few precious moments,
I was his favourite.

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Take me

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To the ends of the earth

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Take me

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To Wonderland

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It seems to me

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That misery

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Would be borne more easily
under the sun

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Hi!

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Hello.

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- You didn't bring any back?
- What?

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Fries, you moron.

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You can smell it a mile away.

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We didn't have any fries.

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Did we?

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My three brothers were morons.

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Starting with christian,

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the egghead,

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who read constantly -

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anything, anytime, anywhere;

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Antoine, the sports nut,
a walking stinkbomb;

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- What're you looking at?
- And Raymond,

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my sworn enemy.

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Get lost, you pisser.

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Dad, Raymond called me
a pussy!

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Not a pussy, a pisser.

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Kitchen.

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I could understand him

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being proud of christian,
or Antoine.

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But Raymond?

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Aren't you going to introduce us?

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My dad.

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- You're going out, Raymond?
- The little bastard's a casanova.

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But he asked
for more ironed toast!

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Hi, pretty baby.

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After nine months of prayer...

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and superhuman feats...

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the good Lord
would finally give me...

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Another boy?

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What kind of lead you got
in your pencil, Beaulieu?

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What can I say?
I have a surplus of male hormones.

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- A surplus of hormones!
- That's irrelevant.

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He has to change positions

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once in a while.

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Yeah, well, I've tried that.

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What can I say? Five boys -
you take what you can get.

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Come on, Zac.

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You like my surprise?

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Christmas 1967

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Take me

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To the ends of the earth

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Take me

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To Wonderland

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It seems to me that misery

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Would be borne more easily
under the sun

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Drop by sometime.

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See? Look. Again.

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Zac has a gift.
I'm sure of it.

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His colic stops
whenever Zac holds him.

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I'll go see Mrs. What's-her-name,
the Tupperware lady.

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She, too, has a gift.

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She can staunch bleeding,
heal burns and everything.

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She'll tell us if he's gifted.

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No. You've seen
how he plays the drums.

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A regular little Buddy Rich.

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Music runs in his blood,
I'm telling you. That's his gift.

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He gets that from his old man.

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Hi, pretty baby.

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Mommy's little darling.

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I can still remember the snow
slowly melting on his face.

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I had just turned seven
and, unwittingly,

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declared war to my father.

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Are you crazy,

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dammit?!
What are you doing?!

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Roll that window back up,
you nitwit!

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Do we have to tie you up?

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Here, buckle up!

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Christ.

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Use your head, you nitwit.

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Stop slurping, you pig!
Don't be such a sissy!

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Eleven bucks!

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An imported collector's record.

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You'll each reimburse me
if the guilty party

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doesn't come forward.
I'm warning you.

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I'll teach you to take
responsibility for your actions,

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dammit!
- Gervais!

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I didn't do it.

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It was an accident.

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Scoot, you three.

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You'll not only pay for the record,
but your lies, too.

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I'll teach you, you'll see.

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Go to your room!

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He said it was an accident.

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What in heaven's name
did you do to him?

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Zac. He's changed.

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He's a crybaby, he dresses
like a girl. It's not normal.

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Get over it.
It's you who's not normal.

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He's a child, for God's sake.
Let him be.

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"What did I do to him"!

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- The others weren't like that.
- Each of them is different.

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Zac is more gentle, that's all.
More sensitive.

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He's not gentler, he's softer.

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God, please don't let me be soft.

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And return my dad
to his old self.

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Shut up.

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Use your head, you nitwit!
Don't be such a sissy!

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I did it on purpose.

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I'll tell Dad, you pisser.

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When will I stop wetting the bed?
I've been asking him a long time.

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Never mind - no harm done.

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Hmm?
You're not alone.

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It'll stop eventually.

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Keep praying. You'll see,
Baby Jesus will hear you.

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Especially you.

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You were born on the same day.

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Sweet dreams.

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Big chimneys, huh?

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Where are we going?

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You'll see.

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Careful.

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Mrs. What's-her-name,
the Tupperware lady,

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had realized my mother's dream:

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She had walked
in christ's footsteps.

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Try to trust your feelings.

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You can feel things others can't.

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You mustn't fear it.

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He's been blessed
from on high, Mrs. Beaulieu.

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The good Lord chose him

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knowing he was strong enough
for what's expected of him.

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But give him a chance
to grow up a bit. Hmm?

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So he better understands.

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He's a good-looking boy.

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He'll go far.

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Christ...mas, I'm bushed!

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I've got news for you.

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Your son has a gift.

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A family's seventh child
of the same sex is gifted.

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With my three miscarriages,
that makes Zac seventh.

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Who says your miscarriages
were boys?

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They must've been.
That's all you can do.

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We knew he could stop colic,
but he's otherwise gifted.

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Gifted people
can pass their gift on to others,

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if they're of the opposite sex
and not related.

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Mrs. What's-her-name
passed all of hers on to him.

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Oh, Jesus.

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00:19:48,637 --> 00:19:50,970
How much Tupperware
did that cost you?

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None.
She didn't try selling me any.

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I bought some.
It's different.

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This is no joke.

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He's truly gifted!

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Can your gift cure my headache?

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00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:17,735
There.

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00:20:21,046 --> 00:20:22,878
What's this?

226
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Look.

227
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It's not my birthday,
as far as I know.

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Your record's unfindable.
We bought another.

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It's the same thing!

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I know.
I already have this one.

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The sound's not the same.

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An imported collector's record
isn't the same.

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It's the thought that counts.
I'll just return it, then.

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Raymond, Antoine!
That's enough!

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00:21:00,865 --> 00:21:02,264
Christian! Supper's ready.

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Come on, boys. Let's eat.
- Coming.

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Gifted...

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What do you think about that?

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00:21:16,452 --> 00:21:18,784
What did Mrs. What's-her-name
tell you?

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I'm not allowed to say.

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But she told Mom that if
the good Lord gave me a gift,

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I had to use it.

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That I could help a lot of people,
even save them.

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Tell him to think of him.

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Think of Uncle Lucien.
He cut himself eating steak.

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00:21:45,859 --> 00:21:49,557
They're not going to start calling
for every little booboo?

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Turn that music down.

248
00:21:55,838 --> 00:21:57,306
All I had to do

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was silently recite the secret
little prayers imparted to me

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by Mrs. What's-her-name,
which consisted not of asking,

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but of commanding God to heal.

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Remember, you can't use
your gift for personal gain.

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Or to harm others.

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What a shame.

255
00:22:20,471 --> 00:22:21,734
What's he saying?

256
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:25,341
He's not allowed to say.
Stop it, will you?

257
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:33,179
From now on, it'll cost a dime
every time you pick your nose.

258
00:22:33,354 --> 00:22:35,220
You'll be rich.

259
00:22:35,391 --> 00:22:37,860
You must know
how ketchup's made by now,

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you've been reading the damn label
for half an hour.

261
00:22:46,405 --> 00:22:49,400
Another pest
who just cut himself shaving.

262
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,169
Okay, I'll tell him.

263
00:22:56,419 --> 00:22:58,444
Uncle Lucien's bleeding
has stopped.

264
00:23:11,038 --> 00:23:12,131
Yes?

265
00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:15,040
Well, I'll be damned.

266
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,642
Great. He'll be thrilled.

267
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,611
Yes. Thank you.

268
00:23:27,494 --> 00:23:28,687
What is it?

269
00:23:28,861 --> 00:23:30,591
Your lucky brother

270
00:23:30,732 --> 00:23:33,759
is going to summer camp.
- What?!

271
00:23:33,936 --> 00:23:36,336
I wasn't allowed to go at his age!

272
00:23:36,505 --> 00:23:38,338
You got yours.
Stop complaining.

273
00:23:38,509 --> 00:23:40,807
We've never sent our children
to camp.

274
00:23:43,179 --> 00:23:44,671
He'll sleep there?

275
00:23:44,850 --> 00:23:48,514
Of course. He'll make friends,
have lots of fun...

276
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,883
It'll be a good experience
for him.

277
00:23:51,057 --> 00:23:53,993
- He'll always remember it.
- I don't wanna go.

278
00:23:55,563 --> 00:23:57,191
Oh, come on.

279
00:23:57,366 --> 00:23:59,800
I don't wanna go.

280
00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,280
I don't wanna go!!!

281
00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:33,972
God, please don't let it happen.

282
00:24:43,526 --> 00:24:44,824
Go to sleep.

283
00:25:55,422 --> 00:25:56,856
God, please,

284
00:25:57,025 --> 00:25:59,186
don't let it show.

285
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,830
I'll never miss mass again.

286
00:28:52,824 --> 00:28:55,350
Midnight mass
was so short and sweet

287
00:28:55,528 --> 00:28:57,621
now that I'd become an atheist.

288
00:28:57,797 --> 00:29:00,063
I'd kept my promise, though.

289
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,501
I'd never missed mass...
midnight mass.

290
00:29:03,672 --> 00:29:05,196
Once a year.

291
00:29:05,374 --> 00:29:07,401
It made her happy.

292
00:29:07,577 --> 00:29:10,102
It kept his mouth shut.

293
00:30:36,763 --> 00:30:39,130
You dragging your trash around,
brother-in-law?

294
00:30:39,299 --> 00:30:41,165
It's your present.

295
00:30:41,335 --> 00:30:43,133
Well, if it isn't Zac!

296
00:30:43,305 --> 00:30:45,206
What, no girlfriend yet?

297
00:30:53,684 --> 00:30:56,553
Christmas 1975

298
00:30:58,324 --> 00:30:59,485
Nice paper.

299
00:30:59,659 --> 00:31:01,489
Every year, I told them:

300
00:31:01,661 --> 00:31:04,187
No christmas wrapping paper
for my birthday presents, okay?

301
00:31:04,365 --> 00:31:06,060
That's not what matters.

302
00:31:10,775 --> 00:31:13,608
After the drum set, accordion,
guitar and violin...

303
00:31:13,779 --> 00:31:14,767
a banjo.

304
00:31:14,946 --> 00:31:17,414
You said to surprise you.

305
00:31:18,618 --> 00:31:21,953
It's so hard to know
what teenagers want nowadays.

306
00:31:22,123 --> 00:31:24,091
You try to please them...

307
00:31:55,801 --> 00:31:58,736
Some fantasies
are worth keeping.

308
00:32:01,141 --> 00:32:03,042
Merry christmas!
Happy New Year!

309
00:32:03,210 --> 00:32:05,269
You know what time it is,
Raymond?

310
00:32:05,446 --> 00:32:07,209
You're late.

311
00:32:08,583 --> 00:32:09,914
I was starting to worry.

312
00:32:10,085 --> 00:32:11,577
- Hi. I'm Doris.
- Good evening.

313
00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:13,585
- Merry christmas.
- Take off your boots.

314
00:32:13,756 --> 00:32:15,088
- How are you?
- Hi, Dad.

315
00:32:15,259 --> 00:32:17,091
- Merry christmas.
- Pleased to meet you.

316
00:32:17,262 --> 00:32:18,787
I'm Raymond's mother.

317
00:32:23,437 --> 00:32:26,805
My family always
appreciated gourmet food.

318
00:32:30,613 --> 00:32:32,376
Did you at least make a wish?

319
00:32:32,549 --> 00:32:35,212
It won't come true,
he can't get it up yet.

320
00:32:37,804 --> 00:32:40,138
My brothers
hadn't changed a bit.

321
00:32:40,308 --> 00:32:42,241
Dad, Zac gave him the finger!

322
00:32:42,409 --> 00:32:44,572
- Except my darling Yvan.
- Such brotherly love!

323
00:32:44,747 --> 00:32:47,512
And how polite
they are in public.

324
00:32:48,718 --> 00:32:50,652
Turn that music down.

325
00:33:06,007 --> 00:33:07,339
Every christmas,

326
00:33:07,543 --> 00:33:09,408
the bastard barely stayed an hour.

327
00:33:09,579 --> 00:33:11,879
Just long enough
to stuff himself...

328
00:33:12,050 --> 00:33:13,677
and to piss me off.

329
00:33:27,903 --> 00:33:30,031
Here, buy whatever you want.

330
00:33:31,241 --> 00:33:33,074
Happy birthday.

331
00:33:33,245 --> 00:33:34,370
Wait.

332
00:33:58,278 --> 00:34:00,712
I loved daydreaming
about my mother.

333
00:34:00,881 --> 00:34:02,245
Picturing myself wealthy,

334
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,681
so that, one day,
I could spoil her.

335
00:34:07,323 --> 00:34:08,790
Merry christmas!

336
00:34:12,361 --> 00:34:14,330
It's beautiful. Thank you.

337
00:34:23,778 --> 00:34:25,907
Oh, what a lovely dress.

338
00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:23,915
My cousin Brigitte
had just dropped out of school

339
00:35:24,091 --> 00:35:27,583
to devote herself
to social dancing full-time.

340
00:35:27,762 --> 00:35:29,229
At the age of 15.

341
00:35:51,427 --> 00:35:53,794
I can dance too, you know!

342
00:35:55,565 --> 00:35:58,058
But it's not my specialty.

343
00:35:58,236 --> 00:36:00,431
Back by popular request...

344
00:36:00,605 --> 00:36:01,800
No getting around it.

345
00:36:17,127 --> 00:36:18,595
It's your birthday!

346
00:36:19,732 --> 00:36:22,133
- You've really changed.
- Yeah, you too.

347
00:36:24,037 --> 00:36:25,699
This is my boyfriend, Paul.

348
00:36:25,873 --> 00:36:27,501
My cousin, Zac.

349
00:36:29,878 --> 00:36:31,847
He has his driver's license!

350
00:36:34,218 --> 00:36:36,186
I'm stealing one.

351
00:36:49,571 --> 00:36:51,903
- You don't smoke?
- Never touch the stuff.

352
00:36:52,074 --> 00:36:55,567
Good thing. If it was up to him,
he'd be smoking nonstop.

353
00:36:55,745 --> 00:36:57,908
We go to the movies,
he wants to smoke;

354
00:36:58,082 --> 00:36:59,914
we go skating,
he wants to smoke...

355
00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:01,678
You skate? Roller-skate?

356
00:37:06,193 --> 00:37:10,858
The guys' turn, full blast,
music blaring, really stoned -

357
00:37:11,032 --> 00:37:14,025
you let yourself go...
you can hear everything,

358
00:37:14,203 --> 00:37:17,538
and feel like everything around you
is moving in slow-motion,

359
00:37:17,707 --> 00:37:19,176
like in a movie.

360
00:37:22,548 --> 00:37:24,346
A stoner movie, yeah.

361
00:37:27,222 --> 00:37:28,711
Try it.

362
00:37:28,889 --> 00:37:30,379
Give me a shotgun.

363
00:37:30,559 --> 00:37:31,718
No way.

364
00:37:31,892 --> 00:37:33,223
Are you nuts?

365
00:37:33,394 --> 00:37:35,524
I burned my tongue last time.

366
00:37:38,069 --> 00:37:41,402
I thought of you
and it stopped burning.

367
00:37:41,573 --> 00:37:43,566
He has a gift
for healing burns.

368
00:37:43,743 --> 00:37:45,209
- What?
- And staunching blood.

369
00:37:46,747 --> 00:37:49,409
It's true! Tell him!

370
00:37:49,584 --> 00:37:53,077
My mother got that
into the whole family's head.

371
00:37:53,256 --> 00:37:56,554
You stop your girlfriend's
monthly bleeding, too?

372
00:37:58,261 --> 00:37:59,592
Idiot.

373
00:37:59,762 --> 00:38:01,857
That's it, make a fool of me.

374
00:38:03,535 --> 00:38:05,663
I don't believe in that anymore.
Sorry.

375
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,874
That doesn't mean
you've lost your blessing.

376
00:38:11,044 --> 00:38:12,672
You blessed fool!

377
00:38:19,558 --> 00:38:21,355
You want a shotgun?

378
00:38:37,281 --> 00:38:39,250
Boy, have you changed!

379
00:39:06,118 --> 00:39:08,451
Well, well...
if it isn't the lovely Michelle.

380
00:39:08,623 --> 00:39:10,250
- Hi, Mr. Beaulieu.
- Hi.

381
00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:14,057
I'll finish up later.

382
00:39:15,263 --> 00:39:16,561
No problem.

383
00:39:25,611 --> 00:39:28,446
- Is she really on the pill?
- Enough about my cousin.

384
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:31,108
I'm not the one
who wants to sleep with her.

385
00:39:31,287 --> 00:39:33,346
That's the last time
I confide in you.

386
00:39:33,522 --> 00:39:36,253
Why are the prettiest girls
always the dumbest?

387
00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,421
You've never seen her.

388
00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:42,428
I've seen her picture.
Enough said.

389
00:39:44,636 --> 00:39:46,104
Don't be jealous.

390
00:39:47,307 --> 00:39:48,774
You're dumb too.

391
00:39:54,316 --> 00:39:58,277
I see her once a year. How am
I supposed to sleep with her?

392
00:39:59,323 --> 00:40:01,120
Anyway, she's got a boyfriend.

393
00:40:02,326 --> 00:40:05,124
Older. As dumb as she is.

394
00:40:11,339 --> 00:40:13,137
Not as dumb as you?

395
00:40:15,511 --> 00:40:16,809
Don't.

396
00:40:22,019 --> 00:40:24,319
It'll ruin our friendship.

397
00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:28,653
That's not what you said
last week.

398
00:40:29,862 --> 00:40:31,329
Stop it.

399
00:40:36,372 --> 00:40:37,838
See what happens?

400
00:40:39,376 --> 00:40:41,003
Absolutely nothing!

401
00:41:01,704 --> 00:41:03,469
Don't tell me he groped her.

402
00:43:07,472 --> 00:43:09,633
You done imitating
that fucking fag?

403
00:43:09,807 --> 00:43:12,777
Huh?! You're making us
look like a bunch of idiots!

404
00:43:29,735 --> 00:43:31,167
Get outta here!

405
00:43:35,742 --> 00:43:37,540
It's my room too!

406
00:43:48,926 --> 00:43:51,224
C'mon, Toto,
ask him for an autograph.

407
00:43:53,432 --> 00:43:54,900
Got a problem?

408
00:43:56,936 --> 00:43:58,063
No.

409
00:44:09,555 --> 00:44:12,491
Having a crazy brother
also had its advantages.

410
00:44:12,658 --> 00:44:16,060
- Always ready to help...
- Pay up, you little bastard.

411
00:44:16,229 --> 00:44:18,198
... for the modest sum of $2.

412
00:44:52,145 --> 00:44:54,170
We were here first.

413
00:44:54,347 --> 00:44:55,872
Shut up, faggot.

414
00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:00,945
What did you call him?

415
00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:05,286
Apologize.

416
00:45:08,465 --> 00:45:11,765
Apologize
and switch back to his show.

417
00:45:23,052 --> 00:45:24,680
Apologize, I said!!!

418
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,617
It's okay, Dad.

419
00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:37,760
Go on!!

420
00:45:43,078 --> 00:45:45,013
Sorry.

421
00:45:55,093 --> 00:45:56,562
What's for dinner?

422
00:45:59,266 --> 00:46:00,598
What happened to you?

423
00:46:00,702 --> 00:46:03,068
Just a hockey fight.

424
00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:06,539
- Didn't you have practice today?
- Yeah, yeah.

425
00:46:06,676 --> 00:46:07,769
You fought with a teammate?

426
00:46:07,911 --> 00:46:11,211
It was just a scuffle.
Didn't even drop my gloves.

427
00:46:11,383 --> 00:46:13,908
- Who with?
- Tremblay.

428
00:46:15,288 --> 00:46:17,381
You got beaten up
by Tremblay's little fag?

429
00:46:17,557 --> 00:46:19,026
What, you four-eyed fag?

430
00:46:21,629 --> 00:46:24,098
What's with you always
calling each other fags?

431
00:46:24,965 --> 00:46:27,765
You'd swear we're nothing
but a bunch of fairies!

432
00:46:49,667 --> 00:46:50,793
Please...

433
00:46:52,837 --> 00:46:54,635
anything but that.

434
00:47:07,289 --> 00:47:09,087
Sorry about last night.

435
00:47:11,460 --> 00:47:14,626
You know I don't like you talking
to your brother that way.

436
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,097
Yeah...

437
00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:23,474
Okay, see you at work.

438
00:47:23,779 --> 00:47:25,245
Careful, now.

439
00:48:16,883 --> 00:48:19,316
Please let me bump into them.

440
00:48:33,571 --> 00:48:35,232
What're you doing here?

441
00:48:37,142 --> 00:48:40,806
- Just in the neighbourhood.
- God, you've changed.

442
00:48:40,980 --> 00:48:42,471
What'd you do to your hair?

443
00:48:42,650 --> 00:48:43,810
It's cool.

444
00:48:43,984 --> 00:48:45,282
Thanks.

445
00:48:46,321 --> 00:48:49,155
You alone?
- No, I'm with...

446
00:48:49,325 --> 00:48:51,452
my new dance partner.

447
00:48:54,998 --> 00:48:56,466
He's Italian.

448
00:48:59,672 --> 00:49:01,070
Thank you.

449
00:49:01,942 --> 00:49:03,432
This is my cousin, Zac.

450
00:49:14,626 --> 00:49:16,287
Okay, well...

451
00:49:16,461 --> 00:49:18,520
I'll be off.

452
00:49:59,652 --> 00:50:01,244
Change... change...

453
00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:04,949
I would be cured of my asthma...

454
00:50:05,126 --> 00:50:07,458
if I only managed to get through.

455
00:50:21,314 --> 00:50:23,305
For the second time of my life...

456
00:50:28,491 --> 00:50:30,858
I was declared clinically dead...

457
00:50:33,430 --> 00:50:35,057
for three seconds.

458
00:51:14,318 --> 00:51:16,946
Thank God you were dedicated
to Virgin Mary.

459
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:22,319
I can't believe it.

460
00:51:22,494 --> 00:51:23,962
It's a miracle.

461
00:51:25,999 --> 00:51:28,126
You know you made your father cry?

462
00:51:31,172 --> 00:51:33,472
Don't ever scare us
like that again.

463
00:51:40,017 --> 00:51:41,645
Feel like talking?

464
00:51:46,694 --> 00:51:48,161
I'll come back later.

465
00:51:49,798 --> 00:51:53,098
While my mother performed
charitable works daily...

466
00:51:53,269 --> 00:51:58,140
her Baby Jesus
had only one thing on his mind.

467
00:53:27,192 --> 00:53:28,660
You asshole!

468
00:53:35,037 --> 00:53:36,665
What're you doing?!

469
00:53:43,715 --> 00:53:45,183
Fucking liar.

470
00:54:20,564 --> 00:54:22,556
The hottest was a black chick.

471
00:54:22,734 --> 00:54:24,725
It was like
she'd never eaten before.

472
00:54:24,903 --> 00:54:28,739
Mind you, they smoked a couple
of joints. Makes you hungry.

473
00:54:28,908 --> 00:54:30,878
She sucked him like a Hoover!

474
00:54:31,245 --> 00:54:33,578
He held her head,
thrusting as deep as he could.

475
00:54:33,749 --> 00:54:35,717
The harder she sucked,
the more he screamed.

476
00:54:35,984 --> 00:54:38,180
The more he screamed,
the harder she sucked.

477
00:54:51,637 --> 00:54:53,607
Ever had a blow job?

478
00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:01,650
What do you want?

479
00:55:24,949 --> 00:55:27,248
I was wondering
where my shades went.

480
00:55:28,955 --> 00:55:30,422
Going somewhere?

481
00:55:33,961 --> 00:55:36,089
Boy, is this gonna cost me!

482
00:55:37,633 --> 00:55:39,101
I didn't ask for nothing.

483
00:55:42,807 --> 00:55:44,433
Your neck still sore?

484
00:55:48,147 --> 00:55:50,309
We're out of HP Sauce.

485
00:55:50,484 --> 00:55:53,147
You get a 2-for-1 special today.

486
00:55:53,321 --> 00:55:54,811
You'll learn to drive properly

487
00:55:54,989 --> 00:55:58,117
and how to make your father's
world-class spaghetti sauce.

488
00:55:58,393 --> 00:56:00,590
Let's go,
before your mother catches us.

489
00:56:02,498 --> 00:56:05,628
Go ahead. Turn the key,
put it on "D."

490
00:56:07,505 --> 00:56:09,337
Good. Slowly, now.
Go ahead.

491
00:56:09,508 --> 00:56:11,671
- HP Sauce?
- That's my secret.

492
00:56:11,845 --> 00:56:13,676
Watch where you're going
and shut up.

493
00:56:13,847 --> 00:56:16,477
Lesson number one:
Shut up and drive.

494
00:56:18,354 --> 00:56:19,822
Go ahead.

495
00:56:20,691 --> 00:56:23,388
Slow down!
What are you, nuts?

496
00:56:37,044 --> 00:56:38,479
What are you doing?

497
00:56:38,648 --> 00:56:41,115
The school principal just called.

498
00:56:41,283 --> 00:56:43,878
Seems your son's been spreading
rumours about Raymond!

499
00:56:44,053 --> 00:56:46,286
I won't stand for smut around here!

500
00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:48,448
Much less drugs!

501
00:56:48,625 --> 00:56:49,615
What?

502
00:56:51,029 --> 00:56:53,829
If I have to call the police
to make Raymond understand,

503
00:56:54,001 --> 00:56:55,866
I'll do it this time!

504
00:56:56,570 --> 00:56:58,039
What's all this about?

505
00:57:01,044 --> 00:57:02,376
Huh?!

506
00:57:03,279 --> 00:57:04,612
What's this?

507
00:57:04,783 --> 00:57:06,579
His little brothers live here!

508
00:57:37,325 --> 00:57:39,088
Stay away from me, I said!

509
00:57:42,999 --> 00:57:44,627
I didn't rat him out.

510
00:58:15,476 --> 00:58:18,378
He's already gone.
I didn't even say goodbye.

511
00:58:18,547 --> 00:58:21,039
Could be the wrong time,
but can I have his room?

512
00:58:21,218 --> 00:58:24,711
- I want it!
- No one's taking his room.

513
00:58:24,889 --> 00:58:26,355
Especially not you.

514
00:59:00,601 --> 00:59:03,037
Does this mean
we're not just friends anymore?

515
00:59:05,709 --> 00:59:07,176
I dunno.

516
00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:10,340
What do you think?

517
00:59:25,467 --> 00:59:27,369
What's he doing here?

518
00:59:31,410 --> 00:59:32,742
Toto the Weirdo.

519
00:59:32,912 --> 00:59:34,436
Forget him.

520
00:59:40,021 --> 00:59:41,489
Peeping Tom.

521
00:59:43,159 --> 00:59:44,626
What're you looking at?!

522
00:59:49,833 --> 00:59:51,461
Fucker.

523
01:00:15,101 --> 01:00:18,594
She's so excited.
I couldn't get a word in edgewise.

524
01:00:18,772 --> 01:00:22,972
She went on and on about Brigitte.
We'll never hear the end of it.

525
01:00:23,145 --> 01:00:26,115
Seems she's putting together
a big show with her boyfriend

526
01:00:26,283 --> 01:00:27,614
this christmas Eve.

527
01:00:27,784 --> 01:00:30,447
- With the Italian?
- No, she's back with the other.

528
01:00:30,621 --> 01:00:32,454
The mambo dancer?

529
01:00:32,624 --> 01:00:34,455
He missed her big knockers.

530
01:00:34,626 --> 01:00:37,595
Who's the pig
who ate all my lard spread?

531
01:00:41,635 --> 01:00:44,435
Think of your little cousin Daniel;
he burned himself.

532
01:00:46,475 --> 01:00:47,943
Too bad!

533
01:00:54,654 --> 01:00:57,317
Rutting teenager
in his natural habitat.

534
01:00:57,490 --> 01:00:58,958
Shut up!

535
01:01:00,895 --> 01:01:02,386
What teenager?

536
01:01:19,019 --> 01:01:22,081
You didn't come
just for my Tupperware?

537
01:01:29,532 --> 01:01:32,058
How are you coping
with your gift?

538
01:01:47,724 --> 01:01:49,191
Beautiful story.

539
01:01:50,559 --> 01:01:54,394
A man dreamed he was walking
with christ on the beach

540
01:01:54,564 --> 01:01:57,034
while watching scenes of his life
flash across the sky.

541
01:01:58,905 --> 01:02:00,567
Upon turning around,

542
01:02:00,741 --> 01:02:03,176
he noticed that
throughout most of his life,

543
01:02:03,378 --> 01:02:06,006
there were two sets
of footprints in the sand,

544
01:02:06,182 --> 01:02:08,309
his and those of christ.

545
01:02:10,755 --> 01:02:13,019
Except during the worst times
of his life,

546
01:02:13,191 --> 01:02:16,183
when there was only one set
of prints.

547
01:02:18,097 --> 01:02:20,089
The man said to Jesus,

548
01:02:20,267 --> 01:02:23,430
"You promised
you would walk with me always.

549
01:02:23,603 --> 01:02:26,903
Why did you forsake me
when I needed you most?"

550
01:02:28,945 --> 01:02:30,742
Jesus replied...

551
01:02:32,617 --> 01:02:36,281
"There was only one set
of footprints in the sand

552
01:02:36,456 --> 01:02:40,292
during the worst times
of your life,

553
01:02:40,462 --> 01:02:42,429
because I carried you."

554
01:02:59,219 --> 01:03:00,744
I want to be like everyone else.

555
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:07,190
Thank God, you never will.

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