{1903}{1973}The first hazard|for the returning hero...
{1975}{2021}is his fame.
{2023}{2097}The adulation|can spin you quite giddy.
{2099}{2178}Those who once dismissed you|as a lousy pork chop...
{2180}{2260}now clamor just to be|in your presence.
{2261}{2320}Sir! Sir!
{2321}{2401}- Look, sir, look! Look!|- Up in the sky!
{2403}{2449}Look up there!
{3045}{3115}Excuse me. Mr. Hoggett.|Mr. Hoggett, sir.
{3117}{3178}Mr. Hoggett, sir.|Your pig.
{3180}{3250}If you'd just hold the pig up|for the press.
{3252}{3308}Look this way!
{3352}{3409}- This way! One more!|- Show us the pig!
{3447}{3520}The deeds of the farmer|and his remarkable pig...
{3521}{3584}became renowned|even in distant lands.
{3633}{3692}...find the time to apply|for all these...
{3693}{3764}Invitations came from all over|to open fairs,
{3765}{3820}- to demonstrate sheepherding...|- Oh! More?
{3821}{3896}and, indeed, to meet a queen.
{3897}{3983}- Ooh.|- But Arthur Hoggett was a retiring man.
{3985}{4061}He found his best pleasures|working his farm.
{4062}{4109}I'll need a neighbor to help me.
{4146}{4256}So it was, one morning he set out|to repair the water pump...
{4257}{4344}and Babe somehow got it into his head|that he could help.
{4384}{4462}But fate turns on a moment,|dear ones,
{4464}{4586}and the pig was about to learn|the meaning of those two|cruel words of regret:
{4588}{4634}"if only".
{4712}{4766}- If only he hadn't been so careless.|- Whoa!
{4856}{4974}if only the weight|of the pig and the pump|did not exceed the weight of the farmer,
{4976}{5062}if only the farmer did not connect|with the platform on the way up...
{5064}{5123}or jam his fingers at the top,
{5181}{5263}if only the pump|hadn't fallen off at the bottom,
{5311}{5412}and if only the poor farmer|had the presence of mind...
{5437}{5482}to hold onto the rope.
{5561}{5620}Boss?
{5621}{5679}Boss!
{6781}{6857}At no other time in his short life...
{6858}{6951}had the pig wished more that his words|co ...