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This is your lunch, OK?

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Now, I put a dollar in there
so you can buy some milk.

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You can ask one of the big kids
where to do that.

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You remember your phone number?
I wrote it down for you, just in case.

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Put it in your pocket,
I don't want you to lose it.

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OK? You ready?

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I think so.

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It's Cady's big day.

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I guess it's natural for parents to cry
on their kid's first day of school.

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But, you know, this usually
happens when the kid is 5.

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I'm 16 and until today,
I was home-schooled.

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I know what you're thinking.
"Home-schooled kids are freaks."

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X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P.
Xylocarp.

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Or that we're weirdly religious
or something.

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And on the third day, God created
the Remington bolt-action rifle

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so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.

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And the homosexuals.

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- Amen.
- Amen.

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But my family's totally normal.

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Except for the fact that both my
parents are research zoologists

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and we've spent the last
12 years in Africa.

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I had a great life.

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But then my mom got offered tenure
at Northwestern University.

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