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{1329}{1397}Another great race today, Johnny.
{1403}{1470}Who are you gonna ride in the Stakes?
{1475}{1552}Eddie, like my daddy|always used to say...
{1557}{1621}...and I live by it...
{1633}{1705}"Never change horses in midstream."
{1714}{1834}Never change horses.|Sounds like a smart bet.
{1864}{1932}Always stick with a winner.
{1968}{2037}Keep America working.
{2049}{2124}Don't change horses in midstream.
{2127}{2208}On election day,|reelect the president.
{2645}{2710}Can you step this way, Mr. Brean?
{2715}{2769}Lift your arms, please.
{2823}{2919}That's him.|That's Mr. Fix-it.
{5193}{5232}It's right here.
{5544}{5604}You can have a seat right here, Connie.
{5607}{5655}He doesn't know anything.
{5808}{5875}John Levy's staff,|his assistant...
{5877}{5940}...and of course Amy Cain, Press.
{6094}{6182}Yes. Thank you. That'll be all.|Thank you, gentlemen.
{6186}{6254}- Want some coffee?|- Yeah, black, please.
{6257}{6334}Gaviston, bring some coffee, please.|Black.
{6382}{6482}All right.|You kids here in this room...
{6486}{6557}...what you hear here, what say here|and what you do here...
{6561}{6629}...if it gets out, you leaked it.
{6632}{6668}Tell them what they need to know.
{6671}{6761}When it broke, the president|said one thing, "Get me Conrad Brean."
{6836}{6887}Anyway.|What's the thing?
{6890}{7002}He had an illegal immigrant|nanny some years back? Didn't declare?
{7015}{7097}You people get ahead in the polls,|all of a sudden you get nervous.
{7105}{7195}He made a pass at|some secretary some years ago?
{7198}{7278}There was a group of Firefly Girls|from Sante Fe were here last month.
{7282}{7351}One of the girls expressed interest|in the Frederic Remington bust.
{7353}{7441}The President took her into the office, you know|the office behind the Oval Office for a period of...
{7445}{7516}Three minutes. It couldn't have|been over three minutes.
{7519}{7570}The Secret Service|will back me up on that.
{7575}{7621}So, it's not the illegal|immigrant nanny thing?
{7659}{7714}The girl's alleging--
{7849}{7908}Jesus, Mary, Joseph.
{7926}{8034}Maybe we could say it was|a funny drug reaction to the flu.
{8038}{8081}Who's got the story?
{8084}{8111}Don't you want to know if it's true?
{8112}{8151}What difference does it make, if it is true?
{8154}{8224}It's a story and it breaks.|They gonna have to run with it.
{8226}{8271}How long we've got till it breaks?
{8273}{8329}Front page,|Washington Post, tomorrow.
{8334}{8396}Well, yeah.|That's not good.
{8401}{8495}- Ok. Where is he?|- China.
{8503}{8550}When is he due back?
{8553}{8634}They're set to leave pretty soon.
{8679}{8802}Yeah, well. All right. He stays on the|ground in China at least another day.
{8803}{8859}Why?
{8868}{8909}- You the Press Office?|- Yes.
{8914}{8965}Earn your money.|He's ill. Play he's sick.
{8969}{9007}When do we bring him back?
{9009}{9080}I'm gonna need a day.|At least a day.
{9085}{9144}He's sick.|Get that out right now.
{9148}{9203}Get them on the phone and|tell the jackals how sick he is.
{9206}{9305}We gotta get that out before the story|breaks. We have to correspond to it.
{9309}{9365}Issue a bulletin.|He's got some rare strain--
{9367}{9455}- Won't hold.|- I need a day. I need some running time.
{9457}{9493}It won't hold a day, Connie.
{9494}{9551}Yes, it will. You know why?|I'll tell you why.
{9554}{9595}Why is the president in China?
{9599}{9676}- Trade relations.|- You're goddamn right.
{9678}{9731}It's got nothing to do|with the B-3 bomber.
{9734}{9845}- There is no B-3 bomber.|- I just said that. There is no B-3 bomber.
{9849}{9916}I don't know why|these rumors get started.
{9958}{10045}All right. I need $20,000.|I need a car.
{10050}{10107}All right. Get me a car and driver.
{10111}{10150}The southwest gate now, please.
{10235}{10264}What?
{10306}{10338}What is it?
{10342}{10408}Campaign commercial.|Should we look at it?
{10412}{10458}Yeah, yeah. Put it in.
{10466}{10513}This should be interesting.
{10517}{10555}What is it?
{10571}{10631}The rough cut.|The other side's new commercial.
{10635}{10675}The Neal commercial?
{10679}{10729}Yeah. We had somebody steal it.
{10732}{10816}This'll be on the air|the day after tomorrow.
{10819}{10899}In the final days of the campaign...
{10903}{10961}...has the president changed his tune?
{10963}{11067}# Thank heaven for little girls. #
{11069}{11130}The presidency is about honor.
{11133}{11239}# Thank heaven for little girls. #
{11244}{11297}It's about principles.
{11302}{11389}# Without them,|what would little boys do? #
{11390}{11467}And it's about integrity.
{11469}{11552}This tune has got to change.
{11562}{11674}On election day,|vote Neal for president.
{11718}{11784}Oh, boy.
{11813}{11875}All right. Who's gonna take|the press conference today?
{11879}{11924}Is there a press conference today?
{11929}{11960}What do you think?
{11981}{12048}We gonna have to use this|as a base of operations.
{12052}{12111}I'm gonna need one day, two days.
{12115}{12200}Whoever's leaking that stuff|to the Post lets it slip...
{12203}{12294}"I hope this won't|screw up the B-3 program."
{12296}{12388}"What B-3 program,|and why should it screw it up?"
{12396}{12468}"If the president decides|to deploy the B-3...
{12469}{12521}"...before it's fully tested..."
{12525}{12599}"Deploy the B-3|before it's fully tested?"
{12603}{12662}"Yeah. Why?"
{12667}{12704}"Why? The crisis."
{12708}{12782}- What crisis?|- I'm working on that.
{12842}{12905}At the same time get General Scott|and the Joint Chiefs of Staff...
{12907}{12955}...and put them on a plane|to Seattle right away.
{12958}{13015}He's nervous to talk|to the Boeing people.
{13057}{13100}- But?|- But? But what?
{13103}{13141}But there isn't a B-3 bomber.
{13142}{13199}- Where'd you go to school? Wellesley?|- Dartmouth.
{13204}{13266}Show a little spunk.|There is no B-3 bomber.
{13270}{13305}General Scott,|to the best of your knowledge...
{13309}{13359}...is not in Seattle to talk to Boeing.
{13363}{13399}Connie, it won't prove out.
{13403}{13504}It doesn't have to prove out. We just gotta|distract them. We just gotta distract them.
{13508}{13558}Got less than two weeks|till the election.
{13563}{13648}What in the world would do that?|What in the world would do that?
{13652}{13741}I'm working on it.|I'm working on it.
{13900}{13948}Winifred, Mr. Brean.
{13952}{13976}Thank you.
{13977}{14024}- What's this?|- $20,000.
{14027}{14103}I gotta go to L.A.|and see a Hollywood producer.
{14107}{14163}Meet me at National in an hour.
{14166}{14229}We'll go to Chicago|and connect there to L.A.
{14233}{14277}See you at National.
{14499}{14580}Tell me...Tell me...|Tell me this again.
{14585}{14622}We landing?
{14663}{14706}Tell me again.
{14709}{14778}Don't worry about.|It's nothing new.
{14782}{14906}During Reagan's administration,|240 Marines killed in Beirut.
{14909}{14971}24 hours later,|we invade Grenada.
{14973}{14999}That was their M.O.
{15002}{15047}Change the story,|change the lead.
{15051}{15089}It's not a new concept.
{15092}{15149}Wake me when we land.|We'll talk more.
{15152}{15218}Wait.|We can't afford a war.
{15221}{15281}We're not gonna have a war.
{15284}{15329}We're having the appearance of a war.
{15330}{15377}We cannot afford appearance of a war.
{15381}{15484}- What'll it cost?|- But they would find out.
{15486}{15540}Who's gonna find out?|The American people?
{15541}{15588}- Exactly.|- Who's gonna tell them?
{15634}{15696}What did they find out|about the Gulf War?
{15699}{15789}One video of one bomb falls down|a chimney. Blows up the building.
{15792}{15835}The building could have been|made out of Legos.
{15839}{15920}- You really want us to go to war?|- That's the general idea.
{15984}{16022}With who?
{16026}{16072}I'm working on it.
{16144}{16216}- Albania?|- Yeah.
{16240}{16276}Why?
{16279}{16342}Why not?|What do you know about them?
{16344}{16412}- Nothing.|- Precisely.
{16415}{16499}They seem shifty, they seem standoffish.
{16503}{16591}I mean, who knows from Albania? What do you|know about Albania? Who trusts Albanians?
{16595}{16650}What did Albania ever do to us?
{16653}{16685}What did they do for us?
{16688}{16766}This is why we have to|mobilize the B-3 bomber.
{16771}{16828}You really want to go|to war with Albania?
{16831}{16923}We don't have a choice.|This is what you do.
{16926}{16999}Get your press office|right now to deny it.
{17003}{17045}It didn't happen.
{17048}{17128}"Deny. There is no report|of Albanian activity."
{17132}{17169}They have to deny it.
{17173}{17280}- It didn't happen.|- Deny. Deny. Deny.
{17282}{17345}...news from the president|on his visit to China.
{17349}{17401}Another sort of news, however...
{17403}{17456}...has emerged|from the presidential quarter.
{17461}{17544}We turn to Melissa Gardner|at KZAB in Sante Fe...
{17547}{17603}...with this breaking news.|Melissa.
{17607}{17691}Thanks, Richard.|Today a local Firefly Girl...
{17694}{17775}...accused the president|of sexual misconduct.
{17778}{17844}This photo of the president|with the girls...
{17847}{17936}...was taken during their recent|tour of the White House.
{17940}{18006}The girl claims|that the sexual misconduct...
{18010}{18077}...occurred inside the Oval Office.
{18081}{18145}Her attorney says|there are no plans yet...
{18147}{18182}...to hold a press conference.
{18185}{18263}Right now, folks in Sante Fe|and the rest of America...
{18266}{18344}...are waiting for a response|from the White House...
{18348}{18394}...on these harsh allegations.
{18397}{18506}With the election only days away,|the big question is...
{18509}{18599}...how much will this scandal|affect the outcome?
{18603}{18647}Top people, Albanian desk.
{18656}{18728}I don't know, either,|but probably we have one.
{18732}{18780}Listen. I want you to|roust them out of bed.
{18782}{18873}Albanian desk, CIA, NSA.|Roust them out of bed, sirens blaring.
{18895}{18936}Honey, I know they're gonna|be up in an hour.
{18937}{18997}I want them up now.|Now, listen to me. Tell your staff...
{19000}{19049}General Scott in Seattle?
{19053}{19160}Well. No. I don't think his trip|has to do with the B-3 bomber.
{19171}{19241}Excuse me, Miss.|I'll have to ask you to turn that off.
{19243}{19292}OK, I know.|It'll just be a second.
{19301}{19357}Miss, there are no|electronics on the plane.
{19359}{19419}I really have to ask you|to turn that off.
{19429}{19472}It'll just take two seconds.
{19476}{19551}We've said flat out|there is no B-3 bomber.
{19558}{19615}I understand. I understand.
{19620}{19720}If it is true, he should,|he must step down...
{19723}{19807}...and if it's not true,|then he must...
{19819}{19914}We are informed he has extended|his visit to China.
{19919}{20014}I say on behalf of|the American people, come home.
{20019}{20092}Face the music,|whatever that may be.
{20094}{20142}The election's in 11 days.
{20146}{20201}Let the American people decide.
{20202}{20253}"Let the American people decide."
{20257}{20342}Senator Neal,|presidential candidate.
{20347}{20384}Excuse me, Senator.
{20386}{20444}That's 11 days till the election...
{20446}{20520}...and the president|ahead in the polls by... Bob?
{20523}{20565}Seventeen percent.
{20568}{20688}Accusations have surfaced which|could affect the outcome.
{20691}{20730}The White House has announced that...
{20733}{20784}...in response to the media pressure...
{20787}{20841}...there will be a press conference.
{20844}{20907}My God. This is how|a Hollywood producer lives?
{20909}{20984}This is bigger than the White House.
{21071}{21149}Get me my veggie shake, Rumond...
{21152}{21197}...and remind me|to turn over in 10 minutes...
{21200}{21272}...to tan the other side.
{21295}{21355}Do I know you?
{21359}{21431}We have some mutual friends in Washington.
{21435}{21539}Yes, as you said,|and is it true?
{21542}{21592}Mr. Motss, I wouldn't--
{21594}{21689}You wouldn't be here|if it wasn't true. It's true, right?
{21693}{21787}Really, who could say?
{21807}{21885}I like the guy.|He signed his book to me...
{21889}{21974}..."For two generations-- "|I mean-- What was it?
{21981}{22065}"For progress to occur,"|I think he said.
{22068}{22138}Two Generations to Agree, yes.
{22144}{22204}That's what he inscribed.|How'd you know that?
{22208}{22246}That's the title of the book.
{22249}{22284}That's the title?
{22334}{22414}For Progress to Occur|It's Necessary for Two Generations to--
{22418}{22460}That's a terrible title.
{22569}{22606}You're right.
{22611}{22693}For Two Generations to Agree.|That is the title.
{22697}{22736}You know.|I never looked at the cover.
{22738}{22780}I just looked at what he wrote to me.
{22784}{22841}When you get the time,|you can read the cover.
{22846}{22959}John Levy is expected to respond|to the Firefly allegations...
{22962}{23019}...of sexual misconduct|by the president.
{23025}{23073}This guy is fucked.
{23175}{23261}What one has to do, Mr. Motss,|is fight a holding action.
{23263}{23369}Holding action? They're going to run|this man through the shredder.
{23373}{23467}If we can hold the break in the|dam for 11 days till the election...
{23468}{23505}...I think we got a chance.
{23508}{23573}You can't hold the dam.|I mean, how the hell--
{23577}{23648}I don't get what you want me to do.
{23688}{23839}...advised him to stay on the ground|in China for one or two days.
{23843}{23911}During that time,|of course, we'll remain--
{23917}{23954}But he's gotta come back sometime.
{23957}{24022}What is one or two days gonna buy you?
{24024}{24071}Look at all those hands.
{24074}{24122}Brer Rabbit couldn't get out of this.
{24125}{24194}Would you comment please|on the rumors...
{24197}{24284}...that the president's fly--|the president's delay...
{24286}{24350}...is due to the situation in Albania?
{24402}{24435}There is--
{24456}{24527}I'm not aware of the situation|to which you refer.
{24530}{24590}Sir, we've just learned|that the State Department...
{24593}{24693}...has set up a special Albanian|task force at Ops Center.
{24695}{24824}Mr. Sklansky, I am-- We have--|Mrs. Rose, yes?
{24826}{24939}Early this morning,|General Scott flew to Seattle.
{24941}{25036}Is his trip connected|with the B-3 bomber?
{25037}{25184}Mrs. Rose, there-- To the best of my knowledge,|there is no B-3 bomber.
{25188}{25283}Mr. Levy, is the situation|in Albania related anyway...
{25284}{25353}...to the Muslim fundamentalist|anti-American uprising?
{25357}{25435}Now they get it.|Now they get it.
{25439}{25528}There you go.|There's a little help.
{25531}{25642}...that have some|fundamentalist movements...
{25645}{25714}How close are you to this thing?
{25723}{25772}What do you want the kid to say?
{25864}{25960}We will keep you apprised|of any new information.
{25961}{26103}Regarding these groups, at this time,|there is no information about--
{26110}{26157}Have him say...
{26166}{26248}I know we're all concerned|for the president.
{26253}{26374}I'm sure that our hopes|and prayers are with him.
{26386}{26434}Could you have Levy say...
{26437}{26491}"I know we're all concerned|for the president.
{26493}{26538}"I'm sure our hopes|and prayers are with him."
{26601}{26762}I just wanna say that I know that|we are all concerned for the president...
{26784}{26836}...and that our hopes and prayers|are with him.
{26839}{26871}He didn't phrase it right.
{26873}{26923}He didn't sell the line.
{27038}{27112}All right, you bought yourself|one day, maybe two.
{27119}{27189}For bring them together,|all I need is 11 till the election.
{27194}{27261}Are you gonna stretch it?|This isn't gonna hold for 11 days.
{27266}{27327}- The guy fucked a Girl Scout.|- A Firefly Girl.
{27329}{27393}He fucked a Firefly Girl.
{27395}{27441}What are you gonna do|to hold that off?
{27443}{27522}Excuse me.|I'm gonna get my veggie shake.
{27528}{27578}What do you think|would hold it off, Mr. Motss?
{27582}{27653}Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
{27658}{27741}I mean, you, you--|You'd have to have a war.
{27833}{27920}You're kidding.|You're not kidding.
{28039}{28131}I'm in show business, yes?|Why come to me?
{28168}{28234}I'll tell you why, Mr. Motss.
{28250}{28314}"54, 40, or fight."|What does that mean?
{28318}{28419}- It's a slogan. It's from--|- "Remember the Maine."|- Yeah, that's gotta be.
{28424}{28507}"Tippecanoe and Tyler, too."|- No, that's not.
{28509}{28553}They're war slogans, Mr. Motss.
{28557}{28627}We remember the slogans,|we can't even remember the fucking wars.
{28631}{28669}- You know why?|- Why?
{28672}{28754}- That's show business. That's why we're here.|- I see.
{28759}{28808}Naked girl, covered in napalm.
{28812}{28849}"V" for victory.
{28853}{28933}5 Marines raising the flag,|Mount Surabachi.
{28953}{29039}You remember the picture|50 years, but forget the war.
{29047}{29115}The Gulf War, smart bomb|falling down a chimney.
{29118}{29188}2,500 missions a day, 100 days.
{29192}{29260}One video of one bomb, Mr. Motss.
{29265}{29303}The American people bought that war.
{29307}{29397}War is show business.|That's why we're here.
{29399}{29475}And what do you do for the president?
{29508}{29549}Why Albania?
{29553}{29600}Why not?
{29604}{29658}They gotta know at some point.
{29667}{29712}Who?
{29749}{29844}You know.|The-- The public.
{29848}{29891}- They gotta know?|- Yes.
{29894}{29956}Stan, get with it.|Who killed Kennedy?
{29959}{30010}I read the first draft|of the Warren Report.
{30011}{30074}It says he was killed by a drunk driver.
{30078}{30143}You watched The Gulf War.|What do you see day after day?
{30145}{30206}The one smart bomb|falling down a chimney.
{30210}{30245}The truth?
{30249}{30314}I was in the building|when we shot that shot.
{30316}{30374}We shot it in a studio|in Falls Church, Virginia.
{30376}{30420}1/10 scale model of a building.
{30423}{30450}Is that true?
{30452}{30514}How the fuck do we know?|You take my point?
{30515}{30566}Yes. All right.|Ok.
{30569}{30641}You want me to do what?
{30645}{30681}We want you to produce.
{30684}{30756}You want me to produce your war?
{30758}{30812}Not a war.|It's a pageant.
{30815}{30898}We need a theme,|a song, some visuals.
{30901}{30935}It's a pageant.
{30937}{30997}It's like the Oscars.|That's why we came to you.
{31001}{31047}I never won an Oscar.
{31051}{31120}That's a damn shame you didn't,|but you produced the Oscars.
{31123}{31172}Yes. Indeed, I did.
{31178}{31252}You know, you're a writer,|that's your script.
{31256}{31337}You're a director, but if|you're the producer, what do you do...
{31339}{31368}...nobody knows what you do.
{31369}{31445}The producer, I mean,|all he's got is the credit.
{31451}{31524}You see?|And some plaques on the wall.
{31527}{31612}They don't know what we do.|Don't get me started.
{31642}{31691}If you never won an Oscar...
{31696}{31747}...how would you like an ambassadorship?
{31751}{31832}An ambassadorship?|That's my payoff?
{31837}{31883}Tell me what you want.
{31886}{31968}Fellow, I'd just do it for fun of it.|For a story to tell.
{31971}{32010}You couldn't tell anybody.
{32014}{32073}I'm just kidding.
{32076}{32154}- I mean, you couldn't tell anybody.|- No, no, no. It's just a figure of speech.
{32157}{32226}It's a pageant.
{32229}{32265}It's a pageant.|That's what it is.
{32268}{32299}The country's at war.
{32300}{32335}It's Miss America.|You're Bert Parks.
{32336}{32398}- Why Albania?|- Because--
{32400}{32475}They have to have something we want.|What do we have that they want?
{32478}{32539}- Freedom.|- Why would they want that?
{32563}{32640}- Oppressed?|- No, no, no. Fuck freedom.
{32643}{32739}They want to destroy|the godless Satan on the United.
{32742}{32808}They want to destroy our way of life.
{32809}{32862}All right?|Ok? Ok? Ok?
{32866}{32915}The president is in China.
{32919}{33026}He is dealing with the dispatch|of the B-3 bomber to Albania.
{33077}{33117}Why?
{33179}{33219}Why? Help me.
{33299}{33359}All right, all right. Let's see.|Geo-politically if we--
{33401}{33486}We just found out they have the bomb.
{33502}{33610}We just found out they have the bomb.
{33613}{33728}- That's good.|- And, and-- wait a second.
{33785}{33839}No, no. The bomb's not there...
{33840}{33942}...because they'd have to have|a rocket and that shit.
{33944}{34039}They are a bunch of wogs.|No, no. Cross that out. All right.
{34044}{34093}It's a suitcase bomb.
{34107}{34150}I didn't know I said that.
{34153}{34225}It's a suitcase bomb.|You don't need missiles.
{34229}{34310}You can put a bomb in a suitcase. Right?
{34314}{34350}It's a suitcase bomb.
{34354}{34426}That's good.|A suitcase bomb.
{34430}{34471}It's a suitcase bomb.
{34516}{34573}When it's cooking, it's cooking.
{34577}{34706}We're cooking, and it's in...|it's in...it's in...
{34711}{34771}Canada. All right?
{34777}{34861}Albanian terrorists|have placed a suitcase bomb...
{34865}{34982}...in Canada in an attempt|to infiltrate the bomb into the USA.
{34986}{35049}That's good.
{35059}{35148}That's terrific. I'll tell you why.|It is cost effective.
{35151}{35217}It's producing.|That's what it is.
{35221}{35295}- It's really great.|- I could tell you stories.
{35297}{35369}Cecil B. De Mille, all right?|The Greatest Show on Earth...
{35371}{35427}...he needs an elephant.
{35428}{35463}I got the president on the line.
{35466}{35550}One minute.|Hey, one minute.
{35566}{35603}De Mille, right?
{35607}{35689}Needs an elephant for a reshoot.|Know what he does?
{35693}{35763}Ames here. Yes, sir?
{35767}{35814}You listening?
{35818}{35886}- Nobody's listening.|- I'm listening.|- Ok, ok, ok.
{35890}{35987}- The suitcase bomb.|- Good title for a movie.
{35989}{36052}Please, write it down.|Don't editorialize.
{36054}{36122}The thinking is, terrorism.
{36126}{36227}Act One:|Albania denies everything.
{36230}{36322}The president comes on the air,|"Be calm."
{36327}{36369}Know what I need right now?
{36373}{36482}You better get me Johnny Dean,|Liz Butsky, and the Fad King.
{36485}{36524}Isn't Johnny Dean in the...
{36587}{36623}Back in Nashville.
{36649}{36720}- Ok. Act Two.|- We don't need an Act Two.
{36724}{36818}Don't forget Fad King.|We don't need an Act Two?
{36819}{36886}We just have to hold their interest|for 11 days till the election.
{36903}{36929}It's a teaser.
{36942}{36994}It's a teaser. Absolutely right.
{37019}{37081}- Grace!|- Yeah.|- Teaser.
{37085}{37172}They're getting a really good|reaction on the Albanian thing.
{37181}{37298}Hello, John, you two-bit redneck|shitkicker. How the heck are you?
{37311}{37371}Get out. Get out.
{37521}{37555}He's got a new wife.
{37558}{37657}Right now, he's riding in a pickup truck|with a shotgun and a dog.
{37773}{37857}Listen, listen.|We needed you here yesterday.
{37861}{37964}All right? Yes?|Come on. Get your ass out here.
{37968}{38048}The president wonders about|the possible Albanian backlash.
{38051}{38109}You can't have a war without an enemy.
{38115}{38187}We could have one,|but it would be a very dull war.
{38191}{38239}How long do we need him here for?
{38242}{38286}We're done in 11 days.
{38288}{38357}Eleven days, John. We need you.
{38362}{38422}You want to write a song for us?
{38434}{38491}Is there gonna be a back end|on this thing?
{38495}{38519}What?
{38521}{38575}Is there gonna be a back end on this thing?
{38577}{38631}What? Back end?
{38634}{38691}Yeah. You know.|Percentage points, money.
{38695}{38740}Yeah, count on it.
{38745}{38791}Where is the back end coming from?
{38793}{38820}Lots of cash, John.
{38823}{38903}- It's like a thing with yellow ribbon.|- Thing with the yellow ribbon?
{38908}{38984}- Yeah. The hostages.|- Hostages?
{38987}{39056}They tied the yellow ribbons|around everything.
{39059}{39117}Yeah. But that was|a naturally occurring--
{39123}{39155}That was a put-up job?
{39221}{39317}All right.|Grace! Grace!
{39321}{39354}Yes. What?
{39361}{39388}Jezz!
{39399}{39455}I want you to get Johnny|a ticket. OK?
{39460}{39503}- Fad King on two.|- Ok.
{39506}{39593}He's riding in a pickup truck right now|with a shotgun and a dog.
{39647}{39683}Are you shitting me?
{39686}{39803}King, listen, got a thing here,|product placement.
{39806}{39842}Of course there's a back end.
{39908}{39976}- It can't be a ribbon.|- What's wrong with a ribbon?
{39978}{40029}Because, AIDS has|the yellow ribbon thing.
{40030}{40054}Fuck ribbons.
{40057}{40123}Look. Canada. Ok?|Our neighbor to the north...
{40126}{40207}...all of a sudden transformed|into that place from whence...
{40209}{40278}...like the north wind,|terror comes.
{40282}{40318}I like that. Keep talking.|That's what--
{40320}{40368}What guards us against Canada?
{40372}{40474}I guard the Canadian border.
{40477}{40522}Mounties guard the border.|Mountie hats.
{40525}{40566}Stupid fucking hats.
{40567}{40612}What? Davy Crockett had a hat.|We may have a fortune.
{40614}{40706}You could crush them|and put them in your pocket.
{40708}{40793}You can't put a mountie hat in your pocket.|You need a pocket the size of fucking Detroit.
{40799}{40863}You see this?|This is what producing is.
{40868}{40979}You put me in a room|with talent...electric.
{40981}{41042}You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking|armbands. That's what I'm thinking.
{41049}{41175}- Armbands is good.|- I'm thinking-- I'm thinking green.|OK? Not like Kelly green.
{41178}{41261}Last year, the number one selling color|in new cars in America was green.
{41265}{41327}- People like green.|- Hunter.
{41331}{41435}Hunter green.|Strong, pride, dignity.
{41437}{41482}But not Kelly green.|You know what I mean?
{41484}{41558}I like it with a hat.|What if we had a hat--
{41561}{41612}- Maybe. That could be.|- You see that?
{41673}{41784}Sit on my lap if you love me...
{41790}{41896}...but don't put your hand down there.
{41898}{41921}I didn't mean--
{41923}{41993}We'll take a short nap.
{42007}{42069}See, I just thought you should see it.
{42072}{42113}I don't think it should be a song.
{42115}{42209}- I'm glad that your mama's not here.|- He misunderstood.
{42215}{42292}No, no, no. I mean|if you do a song about it.
{42296}{42332}I just thought it was funny.
{42334}{42378}Sit on my lap--
{42394}{42479}I don't think it's appropriate|for what we're doing.
{42482}{42527}I just meant for you to see it.
{42532}{42641}I guard the Canadian border.
{42647}{42710}The president spent the weekend|pressing the flesh.
{42713}{42773}He wasn't campaigning.|He was dating, actually.
{42871}{42966}Connie, change this.|Thank you.
{42975}{43057}Behind the mention of Albania,|of his stomach flu...
{43061}{43153}...taking refuge these scant days|away from the election.
{43159}{43214}Young girl in rubble.
{43217}{43311}She was driven from her home|by Albanian terrorists. Ok?
{43315}{43397}- It is her we are mobilizing to defend.|- Yes.
{43399}{43486}- Or is it she?|- It is her we are mobilizing.
{43489}{43532}- Can we get her a kitten?|- Yeah.
{43534}{43603}Young girl in rubble with a kitten.
{43604}{43638}Good. That's good.
{43640}{43738}OK. See.|This is too static.
{43741}{43825}Young girl running from the village.
{43829}{43860}More energy.
{43863}{43932}Time to face these terrible charges...
{43934}{44030}...to answer all of these questions.
{44031}{44097}- What's this, Stanley?|- It's head shots.
{44104}{44237}Girls to you know, play the victim|you know, in our news footage.
{44241}{44273}OK. Write this down.
{44275}{44346}Young girl running|from village towards camera.
{44350}{44430}Grainy, hand-held,|you know, news footage.
{44434}{44471}Send it to everyone.
{44475}{44591}What do you think of these people?|I like the sorrowful one.
{44593}{44625}What the hell is this again?
{44627}{44727}Young Albanian girl|running from her home.
{44730}{44764}I like this broad right here.
{44766}{44850}Where?|No. Yours is too Texan.
{44854}{44903}We're locked into Albania.|Why?
{44909}{44943}Albania's hard to rhyme.
{44972}{45020}What are you looking at me for?
{45022}{45062}It's the name of the country.
{45131}{45210}Albanian. Albanian.
{45212}{45259}That rhymes.
{45309}{45384}- John Belushi?|- Jim.
{45388}{45429}Jim Belushi.
{45433}{45494}- Jim Belushi what?|- Albanian.
{45497}{45551}Jim Belushi's Albanian?
{45552}{45593}Sure, it's thing you know.|Are you kidding?
{45594}{45683}Anybody know who's ever eaten|in an Albanian restaurant?
{45685}{45777}- Is there such a thing an Albanian restaurant?|- Has to be. They have to eat.
{45779}{45880}- Is there a national dish?|- No. Nobody would know. We can make it up.
{45890}{45944}Jim Belushi is Albanian.
{46448}{46486}What time is it?
{46528}{46572}3:03.
{46576}{46614}Great idea.
{46618}{46723}To the men and women of|the 303 detachment with their...
{46727}{46764}Leopard skin.
{46768}{46831}With their berets.
{46834}{46872}How about all black?
{46875}{46899}That's good.
{46901}{46973}Half black, half leopard...
{46977}{47043}...wear it on your head.
{47046}{47133}Half black, half leopard...
{47134}{47211}...wear it to your head.
{47313}{47446}I guard the American dream.
{47523}{47676}I guard the American dream.
{47928}{48010}Everybody's always|in a hurry these days.
{48013}{48073}If they're not rushing somewhere...
{48077}{48149}...there'll be changing something|that doesn't need changing.
{48152}{48253}That's why I'm glad|we're standing behind the president.
{48254}{48349}Sure we are.|It just makes good sense.
{48355}{48432}You don't want to change|horses in midstream.
{48434}{48503}Why are they sticking|with this age-old horseshit?
{48506}{48575}Why are they sticking|with the same old garbage?
{48579}{48693}- Who hires these people?|- I feel insulted just having seen it.|You know what I mean?
{48698}{48761}- It's offensive.|- Poorly costumed.
{48764}{48871}New York Times, Washington Post:|War. War. War.
{48875}{48964}Times got the Firefly Girl|in the Style section.
{48967}{49048}Post on page 12.
{49051}{49114}It's good. Hello?
{49150}{49214}It's very important. Listen up, Connie.
{49217}{49299}It's all war.|You're doing good.
{49309}{49387}Would you vote for that person|based on that commercial?
{49391}{49433}- You know, I don't vote.|- Why don't you vote?
{49435}{49525}Last time I vote when that one time|Major League Baseball started the fans voting...
{49528}{49596}...I voted for Boog Powell on first base.|He didn't get in it...
{49599}{49659}...and it just disappointed me.|Stayed with me.
{49664}{49689}It's futile.
{49693}{49744}You've never voted for president?
{49751}{49807}No.|Do you vote?
{49809}{49901}No. I always vote|for the Academy Awards...
{49905}{49930}...but I never win.
{49932}{49976}Liz, do you vote?|Do you vote?
{49978}{50046}No. I don't vote.|I don't like the rooms.
{50048}{50115}Too claustrophobic.|I can't vote in small places.
{50145}{50247}- It's about that time.|- Yeah?|- Yeah.
{50481}{50598}We got the Albanian girl with a cat,|with a kitten, and with a dog.
{50601}{50664}But I don't want a dog.|I asked for a kitten.
{50667}{50757}I understand that,|but the pet wrangler suggested--
{50760}{50852}I think I need to speak to the president|before you decide on the animal.
{50853}{50953}You don't understand. Can't they|find me a kitten? Listen to me.
{50954}{51023}Albanian terrorists|have a staging area...
{51026}{51076}...for their atomic workshop.|That's why she's fleeing.
{51078}{51173}Listen this. Just follow this. What if it|wasn't Albania? Let's say it was Italy?
{51176}{51253}I can get a lot of cash if it's Italy.|Listen this concept. "The boot."
{51255}{51349}"Give them the boot."|What if a shoe was the fad?
{51353}{51443}OK. The little girl|is coming toward the camera.
{51444}{51509}What does she have in her hands?|A kitten.
{51510}{51533}Better.
{51536}{51581}Albania doesn't do anything for me.
{51584}{51624}I think that's the problem.
{51626}{51701}- We're locked into Albania.|- Why is that?
{51746}{51837}The president's gonna go to war|with Albania in about 30 minutes.
{51839}{51882}Declaring war on Albania?
{51884}{51942}No. We're not declaring war.|We're going to war.
{51944}{52012}We haven't declared war|since World War II.
{52015}{52087}- We're going to war?|- We're going to war.
{52171}{52260}This late-breaking news|just in from Air Force One.
{52264}{52306}The president of the United States...
{52308}{52407}...has said that he apologizes|for the need for secrecy...
{52412}{52474}...and he assures|that it is necessary...
{52477}{52558}...for the safety of the men|and women in combat.
{52561}{52624}He says that|the Republic of Albania...
{52627}{52734}...long a staging ground|for terrorism around the world.
{52738}{52857}He has mentioning a state of war|is or is about to happen...
{52859}{52945}...between the United States|and the Republic of Albania.
{52947}{52992}How many kittens do we have, Grace?
{52993}{53061}There ought to be|kittens a-plenty, Stanley. I had a call.
{53073}{53176}All right, people.|Let's get started.
{53184}{53209}Ok?
{53214}{53236}Hi.
{53261}{53331}Hello. My name is Stanley Motss.|I'll be your producer this morning.
{53335}{53398}What I would like you to do,|Miss-- What is your name?
{53401}{53427}Tracy Lime.
{53429}{53502}Tracy, stand against that wall,|and on my signal "action"...
{53505}{53584}...I want you running|toward me, screaming.
{53588}{53637}- Can we get you anything?|- I'm fine.
{53638}{53733}How about a cup of tea?|A little milk, low fat?
{53735}{53765}You Ok?
{53766}{53832}OK. Fine. Let's just try one.|I wanna we just try.
{53833}{53900}Is this a national?|Is that the case?
{53904}{53956}- Well, it's a little bit--|- It's a direct buy-out.
{53959}{54038}Yeah. Why just have your agent--|What the hell is this?
{54040}{54095}What is this, a menagerie?|I want kittens.
{54098}{54147}I can't wait to put this on my resume.
{54151}{54175}I just want kittens.
{54177}{54256}Tracy, can I talk to you|for a minute please?
{54260}{54366}This is a special kind of situation.|It's a funny kind of situation.
{54368}{54458}Well, Sir. We have a schnauzer|and what appears to be--
{54459}{54493}It's a Lhasa apso.
{54497}{54535}Lhasa apso?
{54539}{54584}It couldn't have been simpler.|Kittens.
{54587}{54710}What you got here is basically a cross|between a dog and what a substantially--
{54711}{54764}No. I don't wanna cross.|I just want kittens.
{54765}{54840}Absolutely, sir. Absolutely.|The president wants a kitten.
{54842}{54881}No. I want a kitten.
{54882}{54906}Well. Get a kitten.
{54907}{54999}Get rid of all the dogs|and keep the kittens.
{55000}{55035}Miss. Excuse me.
{55036}{55126}I'm gonna have to have you sign|this little sheet of paper here.
{55129}{55206}Well, my agent would be real real miffed|with me if I--
{55207}{55259}This doesn't have to do with your deal.
{55260}{55321}This is your security clearance.
{55367}{55403}Right there.
{55480}{55528}Nice signature. Thank you, Tracy.
{55531}{55564}Nice meeting you, Tracy.
{55717}{55748}This is a nice one.
{55749}{55823}No, no. But that's not a kitten.|That's a cat. These are kittens.
{55825}{55871}They just wanted|to give you some options.
{55874}{55955}Yes, but it's too confusing.|That guy keeps pushing the Lopso opso.
{55958}{55992}Lhasa apso.
{55995}{56058}- Things in the mix. We'll do it optically.|- We're gonna do it digitally.
{56059}{56121}OK. Let's try to shoot one.
{56124}{56171}- Stacey?|- Tracy.
{56175}{56249}I want you to stand over right here.
{56250}{56318}OK?|Here you go. Right there.
{56322}{56362}- These are chips.|- Yeah.
{56478}{56514}Hold the bag when you run.
{56517}{56577}We need it for the arm position.|On screen, it'll be a kitten.
{56579}{56609}Can I hold the kitten?
{56611}{56668}No. We'll punch it in later.|Right there.
{56670}{56714}You're gonna punch the kitten later?
{56715}{56751}- Yes.|- Why?
{56755}{56808}For a wider set of options.
{56811}{56879}A wider option of what?
{56883}{56933}Of kittens.
{56972}{57123}Sir, all kidding aside, when this goes|national, I get to put it on my resume?
{57126}{57165}Actually, no.
{57167}{57269}Because-- What is it,|a guild thing or something? I mean--
{57271}{57341}You can never tell anyone you did this.
{57343}{57381}What could they do me?
{57383}{57455}They'd come to your house and kill you.
{57458}{57521}The president.
{57522}{57589}Stop the makeup.|She's been raped by terrorists.
{57592}{57651}- She's not pale enough.|- Jump out, please.
{57663}{57717}They're starting to shoot now...
{57721}{57812}...and they're gonna|do the kitten thing optically.
{57815}{57866}That's right, Mr. President.
{57868}{57926}I don't know how|they do the kitten optically...
{57927}{57982}...but they know what they're doing.
{58123}{58192}Sir, she's not an illegal immigrant,|is she?
{58195}{58231}Could I see the contract, please?
{58234}{58284}Why is it so flat?
{58288}{58389}Because the president cannot|employ an illegal immigrant.
{58394}{58447}- Let's use more spray.|- Cover up.
{58450}{58504}Let's keep working people!
{58507}{58549}Are we getting there?
{58657}{58759}OK. Good.|Put the village behind her.
{59001}{59076}Gimme some flames.
{59160}{59223}How about some screaming?
{59232}{59265}Screaming's good.
{59269}{59321}Some sound of screaming.
{59442}{59549}- What might be good is ooh-ahh sirens.|- What the hell is ohh-ahh?
{59552}{59601}You know. Anne Frank.
{59604}{59664}OK. That's good.
{59667}{59731}Find us the Anne Frank sirens.
{59734}{59778}That's chilling. That's good.
{59781}{59823}That's giving me goose bumps.
{59856}{59900}Find us the ooh-ahhs.
{60107}{60170}We're gonna be back in Washington when?
{60173}{60218}We'll be back tonight.
{60219}{60262}Tonight is...
{60277}{60361}It seems that Senator Neal|has discovered something.
{60364}{60433}It makes no difference about Senator Neal.
{60438}{60521}I don't care what Senator Neal's got.|We got a war.
{60595}{60641}Look at that girl.
{60645}{60681}Doesn't she look Albanian?
{60684}{60758}She looks like she was|born and raised in Albania.
{60800}{60876}I got an instinct for casting.|Don't ask me why.
{60883}{60933}OK. We're gonna do it again,|sweetie.
{60936}{61000}- What's her name, Stacey?|- Tracy.
{61001}{61111}One more time, Tracy.|You're doing fine. You're doing fine.
{61147}{61210}Could she be running across a bridge?
{61251}{61345}She's running across a burning bridge.
{61566}{61639}- That looks good.|- That's beautiful.
{61643}{61690}Of course, we'll need some water.
{61697}{61744}Is it a stream?
{61747}{61786}No, I think--
{61789}{61858}- A pond?|- No, I think--
{61860}{61936}I think it's a calico kitten.
{61946}{62013}She's running across with a kitten.
{62018}{62095}Can we have a calico kitten?|Please.
{62101}{62182}Floyd, punch in a calico kitten.
{62185}{62220}I have 19 screens here.
{62223}{62270}I can't see one calico kitten.
{62272}{62382}The thinking is as of this moment|a small calico kitten, sir.
{62535}{62592}- Calico kitten.|- OK.
{62612}{62715}We have a small calico kitten, sir.|Calico.
{62786}{62828}- What?|- He wants a white one.
{62832}{62883}He wants a white one?
{62931}{62978}Let me talk to him.
{62979}{63045}He's mobilizing the sixth fleet.
{63048}{63090}Connie, can I please talk to him?
{63092}{63146}He's mobilizing the sixth fleet.
{63194}{63283}I hate it when they start to meddle.
{63289}{63329}Can we have a white one?
{63330}{63371}He wants a white one.
{63499}{63530}Thank you.
{63850}{63886}Are we ready yet?
{63889}{63961}How soon you think|we will able to get this cut?
{63964}{64015}We're gonna be done in 4 or 5 hours.
{64017}{64102}That's good.|We can leak that to the press...
{64105}{64180}...they can downlink it|on Tel star 401, transporter 21.
{64231}{64290}Makes you glad|you've lived this long.
{64370}{64471}This just in newsbreak a special|report from the Albanian front.
{64476}{64516}We've just received information that...
{64519}{64609}...the young Albanian national|fleeing in this video...
{64614}{64712}...is attempting to escape|terrorist reprisals in her village.
{64863}{64923}America has seldom witnessed...
{64925}{64986}...a more poignant picture|of the human race.
{65011}{65080}- Fantastic.|- That was good.
{65083}{65107}They used the same process...
{65109}{65151}...with the last Schwarzenegger movie.
{65160}{65239}- Fantastic.|- Isn't that amazing how they do that?
{65243}{65319}You know what, Conrad?|This is only the beginning.
{65323}{65367}Wait till we get the song.
{65371}{65458}Then you got the song, the image,|the merchandising tie-ins.
{65459}{65490}You know. This is only the beginning.
{65493}{65583}- We were right. You're the man.|- You're the man.
{65585}{65646}- To the beginning.|- To the beginning.|- To the beginning.
{65658}{65695}Got your car.
{65699}{65775}I hate it|when they send these long ones.
{65779}{65840}- Did you make the turn OK?|- Not a problem.
{65843}{65917}I'm sorry, Conrad.|You think it's too ostentatious?
{65920}{65957}Just fine. I'll stretch out.
{65960}{66019}- OK. Good. Just make due.|- OK.
{66044}{66089}I'll see you in Nashville.
{66155}{66219}Go to the two-tone hat.
{66221}{66296}I don't care.|You work it out.
{66298}{66392}You must have had|similar situations in the past.
{66396}{66509}There are unconfirmed reports|at this time from a reliable source...
{66514}{66560}...that things are in motion.
{66563}{66638}What I'm hearing|and this is a quote...
{66641}{66696}"The president is looking for a swift...
{66698}{66767}...painless, and victorious|conclusion to the war."
{66770}{66859}However, the source|will not go on record.
{66863}{66955}All I can tell you is this|comes from the highest level.
{66957}{67011}New York Times,|Washington Post...
{67012}{67051}...Detroit Register,|Sacramento Bee...
{67054}{67141}...all in remission.|No mention of the Firefly Girl. None.
{67144}{67224}10 days to go.|Big Bird touches down when?
{67226}{67269}We bring him tomorrow at 5 a.m.
{67272}{67315}Anything at the airport?
{67319}{67369}The press thought no.|What do you think?
{67371}{67425}Here's what I think.|Is it gonna rain?
{67428}{67509}Can you give me the weather|tomorrow morning? Andrews, 5 a.m.?
{67513}{67587}A young Albanian girl...
{67590}{67646}...dressed in her... whatever.
{67659}{67742}Is there some festival|some harvest festival...
{67745}{67807}...an Albanian harvest festival,|something like that?
{67808}{67884}Get on this right away. Find me an harvest|festival. Albanian harvest festival.
{67888}{67925}There's gotta be something.
{67926}{67989}Anyway, she gives him|the sacred whatever it is...
{67992}{68073}...telling him this is a sacred|traditional offering...
{68076}{68148}...given to the man|who ties the first sheaf...
{68151}{68215}...the last sheaf,|who the fuck knows what sheaf?
{68221}{68273}This is good.|Is she saying this in Albanian?
{68275}{68300}She's speaking in Albanian...
{68304}{68364}...because this is the only way|it can be understood...
{68368}{68448}...by her sacred, sainted,|and aged mother.
{68481}{68543}We're picking them up now.
{68552}{68634}Now the old lady starts to speak.
{68637}{68691}"You have brought peace|not only to this-- "
{68694}{68760}No, no. The child speaks.
{68766}{68820}A face of innocence,|no cynicism.
{68823}{68861}The child says...
{68865}{68908}Are you getting this?
{68909}{68993}Now, the old broad starts|to break down and cry.
{68996}{69053}Big Bird shrugs off|his secret service, goes over there...
{69056}{69122}...covers her with his own coat,|end of story.
{69126}{69233}Can you find out if there is any chance we could|get some rain at Andrews tomorrow? Thank you.
{69235}{69289}How is Big Bird holding up by the way?
{69292}{69327}He's good.
{69329}{69419}He does want to know--|Forget about the office.|What does your fellow Motss want?
{69423}{69491}I don't know.|Ambassador to Togo.
{69494}{69596}No rain tomorrow at Andrews,|but we do have a rain at Boca Raton.
{69604}{69656}Then direct the plane to Boca.
{69659}{69725}OK. Connie says|let's divert the plane to Boca.
{69931}{69967}What's happening?
{70479}{70516}Can I help you?
{70527}{70558}What's the problem?
{70597}{70642}We're really in a rush here.
{70646}{70709}Do you know who we are?
{70711}{70768}I'm afraid that's the trouble,|Miss Ames.
{70796}{70822}CIA.
{71460}{71505}What am I gonna do?
{71508}{71550}I have a three-year-old daughter...
{71553}{71614}...eventually headed for orthodonture.
{71629}{71698}Oh, God. Now that the CIA knows,|I'm gonna lose everything--
{71701}{71760}...my career, my reputation.|What am I gonna do?
{71763}{71820}Brazen it through.
{71846}{71881}Took you long enough?
{71884}{71938}We found them as soon as we could, sir.
{71945}{71989}All right.
{71993}{72075}After I'm done with them,|what do they want me to do?
{72083}{72155}Lug them back to the district|or dump them in the country...
{72158}{72203}...let the FBI trip over them?
{72205}{72262}Legal department says you pick.
{72266}{72322}Depends on what we want|to do with them.
{72326}{72396}This is a newsbreak special report|on the war in Albania.
{72398}{72445}We've just received more details...
{72446}{72517}...of the young Albanian girl|seen running for her life.
{72520}{72617}The young girl was trying to escape|after hearing her family was killed.
{72621}{72689}Apparently, there was|a family connection in Canada.
{72824}{72869}Two things I know to be true...
{72905}{72984}...there's no difference between|good flan and bad flan...
{72994}{73043}...and there is no war.
{73046}{73082}Guess who I am.
{73086}{73168}I would like to point out|that I am under medical care...
{73171}{73243}...and taking medication,|side effects of which have a little bit--
{73245}{73293}Quite touching.
{73297}{73345}I also take this opportunity...
{73349}{73429}...to suggest that, equally,|I admit to nothing...
{73431}{73484}...and I would like my lawyer present.
{73486}{73536}We show, and NSA confirms...
{73538}{73618}...there are no nuclear devices|on the Canadian border.
{73624}{73690}There are no nuclear devices in Albania.
{73693}{73753}Albania has no nuclear capacity.
{73757}{73866}Our spy satellites show no|secret terrorist training camps...
{73870}{73926}...in the Albanian hinterland.
{73929}{74016}The border patrol, the FBI,|the RCMP report...
{74019}{74124}...no-- repeat--|no untoward activity...
{74127}{74196}...along our picturesque|Canadian border.
{74199}{74286}The Albanian government|is screaming its defense.
{74288}{74328}The world is listening.
{74339}{74377}There is no war.
{74384}{74455}Of course, there's a war.|I'm watching it on television.
{74457}{74517}Who might you be?|What you all said and done?
{74521}{74589}- My name is Conrad Brean.|- Who do you work for?
{74592}{74690}Nobody whose name you want me|to say, Mr. Young. I promise you.
{74694}{74787}So well and good, but when|the fit hits the shan...
{74790}{74835}...somebody has to stay after school.
{74837}{74879}Who do you suppose that might be?
{74883}{74949}I don't know what you're talking about.
{74953}{75024}The spy satellites show it, Mr. Brean.
{75027}{75065}They show no war.
{75068}{75117}Then what good are they|if they show no war?
{75120}{75219}I mean, why we spend a quarter trillion|dollars a year on defense department?
{75222}{75257}What good are they|if they show nothing?
{75259}{75301}Are they useless or just broken?|Or what?
{75305}{75359}I would like to point out further...
{75363}{75417}...that these medications|taken in conjunction--
{75419}{75461}If there's no threat,|then where are you?
{75464}{75552}Let me go one more.|If there's no threat, what good are you?
{75554}{75600}Mr. Brean, you are the threat.
{75604}{75659}I'm the threat?|I am the threat?
{75661}{75701}What have I been doing|the last 30 years...
{75704}{75768}...that you haven't been doing.|You wanna me fool in on that?
{75773}{75818}The last 30 years, Mr. Brean...
{75821}{75886}...I have been working to ensure|the security of my country.
{75891}{75970}I'm sure that speaks well|of you and your parents...
{75973}{76046}...but if forced to choose between|the security of your country...
{76049}{76111}...and the security of your job,|which would you pick?
{76115}{76183}While you hesitate,|permit me to suggest...
{76185}{76263}...that they are one in the same.|Your country and your job.
{76266}{76336}I'm doing my job, Mr. Brean.|That's what you see me doing.
{76340}{76416}I'm doing my job, too.
{76420}{76510}Let me ask you something.|Let me ask you a simple question.
{76513}{76597}Why do people go to war?|Why they go to war?
{76601}{76660}- I'll play your silly game.|- OK. Why they go to war?
{76662}{76699}To ensure their way of life.
{76703}{76759}- Would you fight to do that?|- I have.
{76762}{76836}If you went to war again,|who would it be against?
{76843}{76909}Your ability to fight|a two-ocean war against who?
{76913}{76946}Sweden and Togo?
{76949}{77010}That time has passed.|It's over.
{77013}{77094}The war of the future|is nuclear terrorism.
{77097}{77156}It'll be against|a small group of dissidents...
{77160}{77247}...who, unbeknownst perhaps to|their own governments, have...
{77249}{77320}To go to that war,|you have to be prepared.
{77323}{77391}You gotta be alert.|The public has gotta be alert...
{77395}{77457}...because that is the war|of the future...
{77460}{77540}...and if you're not gearing up|to fight that war...
{77544}{77607}...then eventually the ax will fall.|You'll be out in the street.
{77610}{77703}You can call this a drill,|call this job security...
{77705}{77775}...call it anything you like,|but I got one for you.
{77778}{77826}You go to war to|preserve your way of life.
{77828}{77912}Chuck, this is your way of life.
{77923}{77986}And if your spy satellites|don't see nothing...
{77987}{78031}...if there ain't no war...
{78035}{78125}...then you can go home|and take up golf my friend...
{78127}{78188}...'cause there ain't no war but ours.
{78333}{78369}Thank you.
{78396}{78443}- Drive carefully.|- Bye bye.
{78707}{78744}Nice enough people.
{78746}{78791}They just hadn't thought it through.
{78794}{78849}You talked us out of there.
{78851}{78917}No, no. We just got delayed.|We're going to Nashville.
{78919}{78952}What?
{78955}{79011}I said you could talk a dog|off a meat truck.
{79014}{79051}Thank you.
{79066}{79110}No, no, no. We just got stuck. It's ok.
{79111}{79192}All systems five-by-five.|See you in Nashville.
{79193}{79239}You saved our bacon.
{79245}{79359}It was just a phenomenal performance.
{79385}{79468}You turned them around.|You turned them around like a--
{79480}{79525}They just hadn't thought it through.
{79735}{79801}He's moving across the tarmac.
{79894}{79976}But it appears something|has distracted the president...
{79986}{80061}...and he has stopped moving|toward the waiting motorcade.
{80064}{80117}I appears there's a little girl...
{80118}{80171}...trying to speak to the president.
{80175}{80258}It seems she's speaking in--|Is it Albanian?
{80274}{80332}Can we get someone to translate?
{80374}{80439}Dan,|I think what she is saying...
{80442}{80559}...is that this wheat offering|is sort of ceremonial...
{80562}{80637}...and that it is the first sheaf...
{80640}{80686}...the first cut of the harvest.
{80688}{80746}I'm not proficient in Albanian...
{80751}{80802}...but the old woman|is quite taken...
{80803}{80869}...as the president|is offering her the coat.
{80871}{80948}It is quite an emotional moment here.
{80951}{81158}# There comes a time|in the course of human events... #
{81167}{81351}# ...when a threat must be answered|with courage and strength. #
{81369}{81547}# Our forefathers earned|the right to be free. #
{81551}{81745}# Now it's time to guard their dream. #
{81749}{81955}# We guard our American borders. #
{81960}{82135}# We guard the American dream. #
{82139}{82361}# We guard our right|to fight for democracy... #
{82370}{82534}# ...and keep our country free. #
{82558}{82751}# We guard our American spirit. #
{82783}{82969}# We guard the American dream. #
{83283}{83452}# Our country's built|on the rock of liberty. #
{83481}{83641}# And we, as people|must keep it free. #
{83645}{83729}# It is for life... #
{83733}{83769}# ...liberty... #
{83772}{83864}# ...the pursuit of happiness... #
{83868}{84023}# ...freedom, 'tis of thee. #
{84074}{84261}# We guard our American borders. #
{84268}{84441}# We guard the American dream. #
{84467}{84527}I loved the fat, wet Albanian broad.
{84533}{84566}Thank you.
{84569}{84620}You know why?|It was understated.
{84623}{84674}You got lucky with the rain, too.
{84678}{84746}We had to divert|the plane to Boca Raton.
{84749}{84815}You should have come to me.|We have rain machines.
{84817}{84857}I'm a producer. I make rain.
{84865}{84899}Next time.
{84934}{84979}I have just gotten word...
{84982}{85081}...that the situation|in Albania is resolved...
{85085}{85150}...that it is resolved.
{85153}{85201}The CIA confirms...
{85204}{85291}...that our troops|along the Canadian border...
{85293}{85375}...and overseas are standing down.
{85414}{85534}I must take this opportunity|to call upon our president to say--
{85537}{85600}What does he mean,|the situation has been resolved?
{85604}{85655}He just ended the war.
{85659}{85696}He ended the war?
{85701}{85731}Why did he have to do that?
{85733}{85780}I think the CIA|has just cut a better deal.
{85783}{85818}He ended the war?
{85906}{85952}He can't end the war.
{85958}{86012}He's not producing this.
{86118}{86173}This is in bad taste.
{86177}{86213}Can we stop this?
{86298}{86344}Stop. It's over.
{86388}{86451}Can we stop this?|Can we stop this?
{86455}{86489}Stop the choir.
{86549}{86593}It has been quite a week, Richard.
{86595}{86664}I can't remember when|any president of United States...
{86667}{86718}...was hit with the flu, a war...
{86721}{86799}...and accused of sexual|misconduct by a teenage girl...
{86802}{86841}...all in the same seven-day period.
{86843}{86945}This, of course, only days|before he runs for reelection.
{86954}{87032}We've just received information|from sources at the CIA...
{87035}{87122}...that confirms the cessation|of hostilities...
{87123}{87161}The CIA.
{87257}{87313}I thought they let us out too easily.
{87317}{87371}The war's over.
{87375}{87434}It's over.|I saw it on television.
{87437}{87473}I have to sell my house.
{87476}{87509}The war is not over.
{87520}{87610}No. The war is not over.|I saw it on TV.
{87613}{87695}That's what you hired me for.
{87697}{87770}The war isn't over|until I say it's over. Ok?
{87773}{87842}This is my picture.|This is not the CIA's picture.
{87844}{87931}You think you're in a tight spot now.
{87934}{88015}All right, Conrad. Try making|The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
{88018}{88075}- Tell it to him, King.|- Three of the horsemen died.
{88078}{88159}Hear what he's saying?|Three of the horsemen died...
{88162}{88228}...two weeks before the end|of principal photography.
{88230}{88296}This is nothing.|This is nothing.
{88300}{88401}This is just Act One,|"The War."
{88415}{88516}Now, we really do need an Act Two,|so we work.
{88519}{88555}Act Two.
{88558}{88597}- You know what it's like?|- What?
{88599}{88655}The Japanese. In the caves.
{88658}{88711}- Go on.|- Okinawa.
{88714}{88771}They didn't believe the war was over.
{88775}{88833}That's right. So, now we have|a guy who doesn't believe--
{88837}{88901}No, no. We have an American serviceman.
{88902}{88992}A brave American serviceman|is left behind.
{88995}{89052}A hero.
{89055}{89121}Oh, my God. I can't believe it.|What was I thinking?
{89124}{89175}We had a war.|We forgot the hero.
{89178}{89260}You can't have a war|and not have a hero.
{89261}{89303}It's like we sent a Christmas card...
{89307}{89346}...and left out the--|What do you call it?
{89348}{89380}- Fruitcake.|- There you go.
{89383}{89444}All right. Let's work. Ok?
{89451}{89517}We got a guy|who's left behind, so--
{89519}{89595}This is terrific.|This is lucky this happened.
{89598}{89655}He was left behind,|who just discarded...
{89658}{89745}...like an old shoe.
{89751}{89793}That's good.|That's good.
{89796}{89843}What's good? What did I say?
{89845}{89880}- Shoe.|- Old shoe?
{89882}{89921}It's just instinct.
{89978}{90033}I want you to give me the Pentagon...
{90044}{90152}...a list of people in all|military special programs.
{90155}{90214}"Left behind like an old shoe."|That is good.
{90250}{90308}I want to talk to Johnny.
{90422}{90458}Yeah-- What is it?
{90461}{90545}The war is over. Ok?
{90548}{90614}Now, we're going to need a new song.
{90617}{90696}I think, it should be a song|about a shoe, a shiny shoe...
{90717}{90774}...a black patent shoe...
{90776}{90829}...a good old shoe.
{90833}{90913}I was just on my way to get drunk.
{90916}{91037}Yes, you get drunk, John. But I need|a new song, ok? A good old shoe song.
{91039}{91084}It should be a ballad of loss and--
{91123}{91171}- You wanna to help me?|- Redemption.
{91174}{91279}Loss and redemption is very very good.
{91284}{91376}Shit.|What key do you want it in?
{91379}{91423}I don't know keys.
{91459}{91575}I got a lot of people here are depressed|because the war just ended.
{91582}{91635}Please give me a new song.
{91639}{91693}All right.|I got him on the phone.
{91697}{91762}- King?|- Yeah.|- Pentagon.
{91769}{91804}Take it.
{91806}{91917}I need a list|of military special programs.
{91922}{91986}Bottom of the ninth.|All right?
{91989}{92033}They don't know|who they're playing with.
{92079}{92147}They don't shut down our picture.
{92152}{92199}You people gonna be long?
{92201}{92261}Otherwise, I'll put away the equipment.
{92264}{92298}I don't know what I'm doing.
{92300}{92356}I think I'm supposed|to be writing a song.
{92358}{92423}Writing a song?|What kind of song?
{92426}{92549}Is there anybody there named Schumann?
{92553}{92622}- Schuster?|- Schumacher.
{92625}{92661}I got a great idea.
{92698}{92772}Johnny, I got an idea.|Old shoe, new shoe. OK?
{92825}{92885}Daddy had a hound dog...
{92933}{92984}...used to call him Blue.
{93068}{93136}Follow me 'round...
{93144}{93227}...stick to me like glue.
{93347}{93427}His favorite thing to play with...
{93432}{93503}...used to be a good ol' shoe.
{93505}{93554}Wait a minute.|Used to be.
{93558}{93611}See, you hit that 16-16.
{93614}{93674}Well, I wish I had a woman...
{93710}{93773}...who was half as good and true.
{93862}{93937}Anybody here know Morse code?
{93939}{93976}What you gonna do Morse code?
{93979}{94018}Give me the fax.
{94054}{94114}Sergeant William Schumann,|U.S. Army...
{94115}{94230}...serial number 2131284262.
{94270}{94312}Good ol' shoe.
{94314}{94352}Here's the deal.
{94394}{94450}Good Ol' Shoe.|Good Ol' Shoe.
{94519}{94570}Whatever you walk in...
{94573}{94626}...he will get you through.
{94631}{94704}He's in a sweater...
{94708}{94754}...and he's...
{94759}{94831}We drop him behind enemy lines.
{94851}{94897}He's trapped.
{94899}{94941}The sweater.
{94944}{94998}- In the sweater.|- Good.
{95038}{95163}Is there a way we can make it|sound old and scratchy...
{95181}{95231}...with, like, a hiss?
{95389}{95424}With an old label.
{95427}{95472}I see where you're going with this.
{95643}{95707}Stand up straight and tall...
{95709}{95771}...the way he taught you to.
{95776}{95820}I'll write a speech.
{95870}{95923}I'll help you with the speech.
{95933}{96020}The president reveals|that William Schumann...
{96086}{96171}...was trapped behind enemy lines.
{96188}{96248}This is good.
{96252}{96297}Heartfelt.
{96304}{96342}- Touching.|- Touching.
{96382}{96424}People will weep.
{96455}{96530}Soul of a good ol' shoe.
{96614}{96681}He might even get to heaven...
{96683}{96835}...on the soul of his good ol' shoe.
{96991}{97051}All right, here's the speech.|President's speech.
{97061}{97117}Put this in the|Library of Congress right away.
{97120}{97165}Folk music section, 1930.
{97168}{97215}Right away, please.
{97225}{97309}Get it in the Library of Congress now.
{97361}{97426}Oh, God.
{97429}{97489}Who's seeing the guy|from the CBS tonight?
{97525}{97624}Tonight, you remember some song|from the folk song days...
{97627}{97666}...something about a good old shoe.
{97669}{97700}Tonight?
{97708}{97784}You're with him watching|the president's speech--
{97792}{97830}What if he's busy tonight?
{97834}{97911}- Lure him.|- What are you saying?
{97914}{98004}What I am saying is I don't have|to be your confessor, darling.
{98007}{98099}Tell him you've got some info|on the president's sex scandal...
{98101}{98127}...it's on your conscience.
{98129}{98181}Believe me.|He'll drop whatever he's doing.
{98209}{98270}Folks, folks, this is a shitty business.
{98273}{98332}It needs no ghost comes from the grave|to tell us that...
{98334}{98406}...but, Lord willing,|eight days from now...
{98409}{98487}...I'm gonna be taking you|into the second term.
{98490}{98531}Wait till you hear the speech tonight.
{98532}{98589}The 303 speech. Great.
{98592}{98646}Where's that Fad King by the way?
{98649}{98674}I'll get him.
{98677}{98721}Could we go now please people?
{98724}{98794}A good plan today is better|than a perfect plan tomorrow.
{98796}{98873}Conrad, how are they doing|on Sergeant Schumann?
{98877}{98921}They're working on him,|they're finding him.
{98924}{98968}Good. It's working.
{98972}{99047}It's all happening people.|It's taking place around us.
{99050}{99158}People, it is in the works.|It is being addressed.
{99164}{99202}We are being proactive.
{99204}{99297}We are going out tonight with|what may be the finest example--
{99299}{99379}Get me an update on the army,|the Pentagon.
{99381}{99425}Get this guy Schumann.|Put him on hold.
{99428}{99467}Have him standing by.
{99470}{99596}People I gotta tell you,|I see a lot of glum faces now.
{99599}{99645}Please don't be disconsolate.
{99649}{99743}This is politics at its finest.
{99746}{99812}This is where the rubber|meets the road.
{99814}{99901}Now I'm gonna tell that|we've got a leader going out tonight...
{99904}{99952}...to 95 million American homes.
{99955}{100006}He's gonna turn this thing around.
{100009}{100060}You think this is tough?
{100063}{100145}I was 4 months into production|on The Song of Solomon...
{100147}{100196}...found out I didn't have the rights.
{100198}{100242}Turn it up. It's our spot.
{100246}{100342}Tough? This is nothing.
{100346}{100441}Will you look at that shit?
{100477}{100549}'Cause you don't change|horses in midstream.
{100618}{100682}Don't change horses.
{100693}{100733}This speech is good.
{100735}{100801}I mean, we're kinda locked into it,|Mr. President.
{100851}{100911}For the future of our families--
{100914}{100985}The music.|Where did they get that?
{101097}{101169}- Pain in the ass.|- What? What? What?
{101235}{101313}- He won't do it.|- What do you mean he won't do it?|- He won't do the speech.
{101314}{101383}- What do you mean he won't do it?|- He won't do the speech.
{101384}{101430}What do you mean?|What choice does he have?
{101432}{101505}What do you mean he won't do|the speech? He won't do our speech?
{101507}{101541}He says it's corny.
{101543}{101644}It's what? It's corny?|Corny?
{101652}{101687}Of course it's corny.
{101692}{101760}We wouldn't have him say it|if it wasn't corny.
{101763}{101807}It's not a question.
{101810}{101858}This is the center|for rest of the thing.
{101861}{101905}Don't tell me it's corny.
{101908}{101969}We're locked into the speech, right?
{101972}{102008}We're locked in.
{102009}{102063}We are playing way past this.
{102067}{102111}We are past this.|OK.
{102131}{102155}Corny.
{102161}{102208}This is what I need.
{102212}{102320}I want you to get me 30 secretaries|and put them in an office now.
{102322}{102378}Would you do that?|You just tell him I'm coming up.
{102380}{102461}I need to see the president|and five minutes of this time.
{102470}{102527}Speech is corny.|Know what this reminds me of?
{102531}{102612}Years ago, when I first|went out to Hollywood...
{102620}{102658}...they said to me,|"It's too theatrical."
{102660}{102744}You know I was from the theater. So, everything|was over their heads. It's too theatrical.
{102746}{102795}Not theatrical. He thinks it's too corny.
{102797}{102844}Don't tell me the speech is corny.
{102846}{102891}Just tell him I'm comin' up.|I'm coming up.
{102894}{103009}My fellow Americans,|I thank a merciful God...
{103013}{103093}...and I am sure|each and every one of us...
{103096}{103158}...will thank that Supreme Power...
{103159}{103251}...whatever we conceive|that power to be...
{103253}{103331}...that peace is at hand.
{103344}{103438}The threat of nuclear terrorism|has been quelled.
{103441}{103534}Mr. President, I'm using|a little more projection...
{103537}{103645}...because I think this speech|needs a little bit a "umph".
{103702}{103741}Bear with me.
{103866}{103911}Thank you so much.
{104284}{104345}That was so moving.
{104350}{104388}Thank you so much.
{104392}{104427}Thank you.
{104611}{104712}You konow, Connie?|I felt very much at home in there.
{104715}{104760}Simple quirk of fate.
{104763}{104807}I could have gone this way.
{104811}{104853}It's all a change in wardrobe.
{104872}{104930}So, what do you think?|Was it too much?
{104933}{105023}I'll tell you, Stanley.
{105026}{105087}- You did it.|- Yeah.
{105092}{105131}You did it.|You jumped in there...
{105134}{105188}...and saved the thing|when the thing needed saving.
{105191}{105241}You don't think it was too much?
{105251}{105305}Personally?
{105309}{105345}Maybe it was.
{105347}{105433}Of course the president doesn't|have to say it that way, Connie.
{105443}{105498}It's like Plato once said.
{105503}{105576}It doesn't matter how the fuck|you get there as long as you get there.
{105578}{105617}He said that?
{105623}{105690}Connie, what is it exactly|you do for the president?
{105691}{105779}My fellow Americans,|I thank a merciful God...
{105782}{105901}...and I'm sure all of us|will thank that Supreme Power...
{105903}{105979}...whatever we conceive|that power to be...
{105982}{106059}...that peace is at hand.
{106200}{106298}The threat of nuclear terrorism|has been quelled.
{106301}{106390}We are in contact|with the Albanian premier...
{106393}{106435}...who assures me and...
{106438}{106503}...this government|credits his assurances...
{106506}{106579}...that his country does not wish us ill.
{106582}{106618}Know any Latin?
{106621}{106666}I, Claudius.|That's what I know.
{106669}{106771}I need a Latin motto|for the patch.
{106774}{106823}The 303 patch.
{106825}{106934}...by a designation number, 303.
{106937}{107060}A member of the group was left behind,|what were then, enemy lines.
{107064}{107201}And I can only say to those|family members of Group 303...
{107206}{107273}...whose members are,|I know as I speak...
{107275}{107313}...gathering to comfort you.
{107317}{107369}To the parents of the missing man...
{107371}{107445}...I can only say|no effort will be spared...
{107448}{107546}...to find this brave man|and bring him home.
{107556}{107661}We've just received this photograph|of Schumann in captivity...
{107663}{107757}...held by a dissident group|of Albanian terrorists.
{107761}{107849}Now, I don't know how many of you|are familiar with Morse code...
{107852}{107946}...but could you bring the camera|closer and here, please?
{107980}{108057}You'll see his sweater is worn.
{108062}{108103}It has been unraveled in places.
{108107}{108185}And those places|form dashes and dots...
{108190}{108336}...and those dots spell out|a message in Morse code.
{108338}{108429}That message is, "Courage, Mom."
{108445}{108479}"Courage, Mom."
{108494}{108596}He got the message through.|"Courage, Mom."
{108602}{108653}Not bad for government work.
{108656}{108704}Having a good time?
{108707}{108773}Haven't had this much fun since live TV.
{108776}{108853}To the men and women of Unit 303...
{108857}{108928}...to my fellow citizens,|I say, "Courage, Mom."
{108931}{109048}I have informed the Albanian government|that we will not rest...
{109051}{109105}...until the safe return|of Sergeant Schumann.
{109109}{109231}I'm told his unit mates gave him|the nickname "Old Shoe."
{109233}{109355}Wasn't there a folk song|called "Old Shoe?"
{109357}{109447}Do you remember that?|Something like...
{109450}{109542}I don't know.|I can vaguely remember it.
{109575}{109617}Do you know what I'm talking about?
{109619}{109659}"Old Shoe."
{109678}{109726}Thank you,|ladies and gentlemen.
{109729}{109788}Good night and God bless.
{109792}{109926}Trump that, Senator Neal,|you Howdy-Doody-looking vontz.
{109934}{110009}As we reported earlier, U.S.|Serviceman Willie Schumann...
{110011}{110064}...remains missing behind|enemy lines...
{110067}{110143}It's all thinking ahead.
{110147}{110191}That's what producing is.
{110194}{110278}- It's like being a plumber.|- Yes. It's like being a plumber.
{110282}{110359}Do your job right,|nobody should notice.
{110362}{110448}When you fuck up,|everything gets full of shit.
{110451}{110508}...symbol of the military team...
{110513}{110590}...Sergeant William Schumann,|the "Old Shoe."
{110592}{110676}What do you say, we line up|the president for the Peace Prize?
{110678}{110730}Our job ends on election day.
{110733}{110787}Yes. But, come on.
{110833}{110881}Just for the symmetry of the thing?
{110882}{110909}That's right.
{110913}{110971}If Kissinger can win the Peace Prize...
{110972}{111071}...I wouldn't be surprised to wake up|and find out I'd won the Preakness.
{111074}{111177}Well, yes, but our guy did bring peace.
{111184}{111223}Yeah, but there wasn't a war.
{111227}{111303}All the greater accomplishment.
{111818}{111889}Where's the money--
{111892}{111979}Where's the tie-in|with throwing away the old shoes?
{111982}{112027}Who steps up and pays you for that?
{112031}{112097}You throw away the shoes.|What are you gonna do?
{112099}{112138}Buy new ones.
{112144}{112210}We have some powerful new friends...
{112212}{112300}...at the International Association|of Shoe Manufacturers.
{112304}{112352}See. You guys sure get around.
{112354}{112414}Fad King is my hero.|Want to go first?
{112417}{112467}Sure.
{112549}{112600}History, Connie.
{112661}{112709}Those are ratty shoes.
{112714}{112771}Yeah, that's why we're flinging them away.
{112775}{112861}You want to try some?|Go ahead.
{112914}{112968}Here. Do it again.
{112973}{113022}Go ahead. Have a ball.
{113130}{113193}Ok. Watch this.
{113289}{113337}Go on, tell your friends.
{113421}{113472}Well. This is interesting.
{113475}{113597}I have just been handed this.|Something just discovered.
{113603}{113700}A 1930s recording, part of|the folk song collection...
{113703}{113748}...of the Library of Congress...
{113752}{113849}...and a fitting song,|if I may say so, about Shoe.
{113850}{113903}You know Schumann|is the military soldier...
{113906}{113963}...who's been left behind enemy lines--
{114226}{114274}Jim, can I get a word with you, please?
{114278}{114348}Would you like to comment|the situation on Albania?
{114389}{114458}Yes, there is one thing I'd like to say.
{114461}{114581}This is to the Albanians|that have this man in custody.
{114584}{114677}I mean this from the bottom|of my heart as one of your race.
{114777}{114839}I didn't know Jim Belushi was Albanian.
{115024}{115081}The search|for Willie Schumann continues...
{115977}{116059}Tell Grace, as soon as we land,|I want a reflexologist.
{116062}{116089}Male or female?
{116091}{116139}- The Polish--|- The White House wants to know about...
{116141}{116178}...the Congressional Medal of Honor.
{116181}{116226}- What about it?|- For Schumann.
{116228}{116306}Wait a minute, wait.|We got 86% in favor.
{116308}{116403}We bring him back tomorrow,|charts go up, they don't go down.
{116406}{116456}I don't want to tell them|how to do their business...
{116459}{116507}...but why don't they do it|after the election?
{116511}{116568}Makes more sense,|and it'll help them more.
{116570}{116628}When are you bringing him back?|Schumann?
{116631}{116688}King, show him the thing.
{116691}{116773}- It's not done yet. I don't wanna show him.|- Show it to him.
{116775}{116855}Talk about enlarging the market.|Tell him, Faye.
{116858}{116963}Here it is. Artist's rendering|of the memorial.
{116967}{117002}The memorial?
{117006}{117080}That's the memorial of the fallen.
{117083}{117131}Of the Albanian campaign.
{117134}{117185}- Lovely.|- It's better than lovely.
{117187}{117249}This guy made a deal|with Governor Kneehigh--
{117251}{117299}- Senator Leahy.|- Right.
{117301}{117375}Connie, you have to see how much granite|you have to put in this thing.
{117377}{117431}We got a site picked out|and everything.
{117433}{117494}And, the beauty part is...
{117497}{117548}...guess who retains|the merchandising rights.
{117552}{117605}- Show him the clock?|- Show him.
{117608}{117659}Got it as a clock.
{117666}{117710}Lovely.
{117714}{117777}- We gotta get going.|- When's Schumann coming back?
{117779}{117802}Getting him right now.
{117804}{117886}- I need his neck size.|- You gotta get his neck size.
{117889}{117925}I think it may be about 171/2.
{117928}{118011}You know, 171/2,|thinking is not good enough.
{118013}{118072}I'm an artist,|not a factory worker.
{118075}{118144}What did he eat behind enemy lines|when he's trapped?
{118148}{118192}Birds, snakes.
{118194}{118276}Bullshit. He ate|tiny cheeseburgers in tin foil.
{118278}{118318}Pull a string,|they heat themselves, ok?
{118322}{118378}We call Burger King, Johnny Rockets.
{118379}{118449}We get the Shoe Burger|with cheese and 303 sauce...
{118451}{118521}"Behind enemy lines or anytime."
{118525}{118563}- Good.|- Good? That's good.
{118565}{118589}That's the slogan.
{118591}{118669}And I got the copyright|on the Albanian kitten thing.
{118672}{118732}I'm gonna call Nike,|get Rodman to dye his hair leopard skin.
{118735}{118791}We'll have a sneaker--|"Air Leopard."
{118902}{118965}...a high school|basketball game last night...
{118969}{119037}...between Montgomery Bell|and Blair Park.
{119040}{119082}Students, during the game...
{119085}{119163}...in spontaneous moment|of sheer patriotism...
{119166}{119264}...threw their tennis shoes|on the court by the hundreds...
{119267}{119311}...just for the Old Shoe.
{119315}{119394}Bring him back.|William Schumann, soldier--
{119397}{119452}There's no business like it.
{119454}{119532}Demonstrations are springing up|all over the country...
{119535}{119621}...as American people continue|to show their patriotism.
{119626}{119712}You ought to get them to run|that inaugural speech by me.
{119715}{119775}Inaugural speech?|I don't know.
{119777}{119840}The White House staff gonna be|jealous by given up that one.
{119864}{119958}Come on, Connie. Let me close out|the thing in style.
{119974}{120033}I've come to feel it's my thing.
{120039}{120152}You take a job, you take a job, and many|times, it's just a job, you know.
{120155}{120198}And then--|You know what I mean?
{120201}{120244}Hell of a ride, Stanley.|Hell of a ride.
{120247}{120290}Isn't it? Isn't it?
{120291}{120338}You know, you take the bitter|with the sweet...
{120342}{120389}...or the sweet with the bitter.
{120392}{120431}What's that expression?
{120530}{120632}...feeling good about the economy.
{120642}{120689}That's why we're voting|for the president, Ed.
{120692}{120731}What do you think?
{120744}{120859}Well, Bob, my mind wasn't|100% made up, but now it is.
{120863}{120973}I say, don't go changing horses|in midstream.
{121034}{121074}Absolutely.
{121079}{121152}Who needs surprises these days?
{121159}{121213}For an economy you can rely on...
{121217}{121263}Fucking amateurs.
{121309}{121424}Pity of it is, two more days,|and we bring it all back home.
{121426}{121458}Knock wood.
{121474}{121516}And who's gonna know?
{121543}{121603}Who's gonna know what we did?
{121642}{121687}Pride of a job well done, Stan.
{121690}{121786}It's the pride of a job well done,|but it's more that, Stanley.
{121836}{121926}It's the gratitude of your party|and your president, right?
{121950}{122058}- Is that the thing?|- Indeed it is. Indeed it is.
{122094}{122194}Dean City, Oklahoma.|Army special programs.
{122198}{122238}Tell 'em to bring Schumann to the plane.
{122240}{122314}We'll bring him back|and stash him in the hospital.
{122316}{122406}Call the plane.|Tell me where to pick him up.
{122409}{122469}I bet you're good at chess.
{122505}{122580}I would be, I could remember|how all the pieces move.
{122601}{122643}Ok. So, we'll call you. Ok.
{122676}{122821}# I'll do the same|in His great name... #
{122825}{122915}# ...if you have courage, Mom. #
{122948}{123074}# I can always feel your love. #
{123113}{123193}# Send, and I'll receive. #
{123257}{123333}Units of 303,|the Defense Department...
{123335}{123396}...confirmed early this morning,|Albanian time...
{123401}{123502}...stormed the mountain hideaway|near the city of...
{123512}{123603}...freeing a tired but happy|William Schumann.
{123615}{123673}A high White House source confirms...
{123675}{123755}...that he's expected|in Washington tomorrow morning.
{123758}{123784}How's that?
{123813}{123906}Hello? Hello? Hello?
{123991}{124045}So, when we touch down tomorrow...
{124048}{124099}...Big Bird's gonna meet|Schumann at the airport?
{124103}{124182}Big mistake. Big mistake. You got to|bring him in by stages.
{124186}{124280}Big mistake to reveal|Schumann before the election.
{124286}{124318}How so?
{124322}{124403}Sweetheart,|Schumann is the shark. Ok?
{124407}{124450}Schumann is Jaws.
{124453}{124522}You know, you have to tease 'em.|You gotta tease 'em.
{124525}{124618}You don't put Jaws|in the first reel of the movie.
{124624}{124684}It's the contract, sweetheart.
{124688}{124768}The contract with the election,|whether they know it or not...
{124771}{124827}...is vote for me Tuesday...
{124831}{124896}...Wednesday,|I will produce Schumann.
{124899}{124962}That's what they're paying|their seven bucks for.
{124967}{125010}Know what I mean?
{125028}{125061}Whatever.
{125064}{125109}Everybody's gotta learn.
{125113}{125157}Any business.
{125217}{125253}You take the fruit of 40 years...
{125255}{125323}...hard lessons, mistakes,|and you call it wisdom.
{125325}{125361}That's the truth.
{125365}{125442}End of the day,|just when you know something...
{125446}{125489}...time to go home.
{125493}{125553}Stanley, you got decades in you now.
{125558}{125617}You got decades left in you.
{125619}{125655}Yeah, but--
{125718}{125757}What could I do to top this?
{125808}{125908}# The 37th Psalm. #
{125924}{126065}# I'll do the same|in His great name... #
{126068}{126149}# ...if you have courage, Mom. #
{126152}{126236}You see her?|That was real tears.
{126238}{126306}We were gonna give her those drops.
{126312}{126371}- She cried.|- Really?
{126374}{126446}- She cried real.|- It looks it.
{126449}{126517}# Pray for me... #
{126521}{126590}# ...and the USA. #
{126593}{126695}# Pray they never use the bomb. #
{126746}{126807}What are you going to do after this?
{126813}{126865}They owe you big, Stan.|They owe you big.
{126869}{126934}Ambassador to this or that,|whatever.
{126937}{126970}Ambassador to what?
{126972}{127036}I don't even like to go to Brentwood.
{127114}{127169}That's what I want.
{127171}{127209}That's it.|That's my reward.
{127212}{127255}That's the payoff.
{127279}{127327}You want to go to the Inaugural?
{127331}{127408}Might if I was asked.
{128041}{128145}You know, Connie?|This here, Schumann and us...
{128147}{128219}Look at that.|King Kong and the trainers.
{128226}{128274}This is it.
{128346}{128430}I'm standing here for this picture|of Sergeant Willie Schumann.
{128433}{128577}He's become known to Americans|simply as the Old Shoe. He is a war hero--
{128578}{128620}This is gonna be a masterpiece.
{128626}{128664}Giving them what they want.
{128667}{128775}...from his Group 303 and|left behind in enemy territory.
{128777}{128837}- Here at Andrews Air Force Base...|- Here it comes.
{128839}{128907}...they prepare for the return|of Willie Schumann.
{129122}{129217}Sergeant Schumann, if I may,|welcome to history.
{129221}{129275}Sergeant Schumann, I'm Ames.|Welcome.
{129277}{129324}Somebody named Brean?
{129327}{129371}Yeah. Right here.
{129374}{129422}Sign here for me, please, sir.
{129473}{129557}Captain,|you want to take her up, please?
{129562}{129608}There's heavy weather back east.
{129609}{129635}What do you think?
{129637}{129708}6 to 5 and pick 'em.|You want to chance it?
{129711}{129767}If it'll fly, let's fly.|People are waiting for.
{129940}{130017}A child at the airport|breaks through the ranks...
{130021}{130129}...runs to Old Shoe,|rubs meat on Schumann's cuff.
{130133}{130200}A little dog runs to it.|The dog loves Schumann.
{130204}{130272}He is a perfect war hero.
{130276}{130318}Perfect.
{130322}{130371}You cast him.
{130375}{130426}All right. Book it up.
{130522}{130564}What's this?
{130568}{130615}Keys to the manacles.
{130724}{130767}Oh, my God.
{130787}{130945}Wait. Wait. What do you--|Wait. Just wait. Wait. Wait.
{130949}{131067}Wait. Wait.|Wait. Wait.
{131074}{131136}What is the trouble?
{131139}{131197}No trouble at all, ma'am.
{131211}{131269}Then why is he in chains?
{131299}{131359}He's in chains|because he's a convict.
{131397}{131433}A convict?
{131571}{131604}How you doing?
{132030}{132066}Take a look.
{132183}{132294}All right, well. When we asked|for special programs...
{132297}{132350}...they gave us special prisons.
{132354}{132413}Only a one-word difference.
{132416}{132497}- Has he been in jail long?|- 12 years.
{132501}{132542}Does he have much longer to serve?
{132605}{132641}What did he do?
{132645}{132753}- He raped a nun.|- Oh, God. Oh. God. Je-- Oh, God.
{132758}{132823}- And...|- I don't want to know an "and."
{132827}{132858}Why is there an "and"?
{132865}{132985}Look, look, look. He's fine as long|as he gets his medications.
{132989}{133043}And if he doesn't get his medications?
{133046}{133078}He's not fine.
{133177}{133259}Yeah, Captain.|Yeah, Captain.
{133275}{133331}You'd better get us to Washington.
{133512}{133536}How are ya?
{133591}{133633}Fine.
{133938}{134001}Gonna get me back tomorrow?
{134005}{134093}'Cause, you know, tomorrow|they're having beans.
{134099}{134168}I need a real readjustment.|We have to rethink this.
{134172}{134200}Beans!
{134202}{134273}William. Yes.|We're trying to do this thing.
{134278}{134381}- As long as you get me back for the beans.|- For the beans, yes.
{134385}{134436}He's a lot sicker than we thought.
{134439}{134547}Rush him under wraps|to Walter Reed for serious tests.
{134549}{134649}If you're gonna keep me out,|I can like the chance to go to church.
{134652}{134688}You know what I mean?
{134733}{134787}Are you very religious?
{134933}{134975}What have you done to me?
{134992}{135052}What have you done to me?
{135056}{135137}All combat takes place|at night in the rain...
{135140}{135187}...at the junction|of four map segments.
{135189}{135227}What are you going to do?
{135229}{135287}He's fine as long|as he gets his medication.
{135291}{135407}Well, speaking of that,|we're gonna need lots of this stuffs.
{135410}{135464}Why don't you get on|the phone and get it?
{135467}{135547}I think, you people are|looking at this all wrong.
{135551}{135603}If you look at the back story...
{135606}{135668}...the guy is coming back|from combat and torture...
{135671}{135732}...of course he's going to be|a little fucked up.
{135766}{135814}Of course he's gonna need a little help.
{135818}{135916}Anybody want a beer?|'Cause I could party.
{135919}{135973}I'm gonna need an ambulance.
{135976}{136027}We take him the last moment|from the plane.
{136030}{136144}No, no, no. We land, take him from|the plane. We put him in the ambulance.
{136147}{136239}Air Force jet lands, we take|somebody else from that jet.
{136242}{136306}What the fuck do I care?
{136310}{136354}Somebody in a hospital gown.
{136358}{136405}You get me back for the beans.
{136408}{136450}You know, 'cause tomorrow's the beans.
{136453}{136498}'Cause this dog ain't gonna hunt.
{136501}{136562}Oh, no. He's gonna be fine.
{136573}{136610}Aren't you, William?
{136615}{136698}Speaking of which, I have a prescription|and I wanna give you the number.
{136702}{136759}I want you standing by|with a lot of this stuff.
{136761}{136815}A crate of it. It's...
{136893}{136929}Anti-psychotic.
{136950}{137038}Anti-psychotic. The number is V--|Hello? Hello?
{137058}{137097}This is nothing.
{137101}{137157}The old days, I used to think|I was a pharmacist...
{137160}{137201}...the stuff I had carrying around.
{137205}{137307}With the beans, you can tell|if they're puttin' stuff in it.
{137351}{137424}So you don't have to fear it.
{137463}{137505}What kind of stuff?
{137530}{137590}Yeah. Hello? Hello?|Are you around?
{137592}{137658}What do you mean,|what kind of stuff?
{137680}{137733}- No. What kind of stuff?|- What do you mean?
{137745}{137820}He just wanted to know|what you meant. He didn't mean.
{137822}{137864}Did you mean?
{137867}{137928}- I didn't mean. No. Not at all.|- He didn't mean.
{137930}{138005}- He didn't mean anything.|- You meant something. What do you mean?
{138008}{138043}No, no, no. He didn't mean anything.
{138048}{138089}Give him another pill.
{138090}{138211}What the fuck do you mean,|what kind of stuff?
{138214}{138272}Pill, William.
{138284}{138374}This is nothing.|Did you ever shoot in Italy?
{138377}{138473}Try three Italian starlets swacked-out|on Benzedrine and grappa.
{138476}{138537}This is nothing.
{138541}{138602}This is a walk in the park.
{138674}{138713}Who are you?
{138716}{138771}Who are you sons of bitches?
{138787}{138853}- Killers!|- Just calm down.
{138861}{138953}Where are you taking me?|Where are you taking me?
{139021}{139060}Oh, my God!
{139185}{139251}Sergeant Willie Schumann is coming home.
{139255}{139321}Schumann's plane should be|somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean...
{139325}{139407}...making its final descent|back into this country.
{139411}{139447}The White House reported...
{139449}{139546}...he was safely rescued|and on his way back to American soil.
{139549}{139615}We're still waiting|for his plane to land...
{139619}{139669}...at Andrews Air Force Base.
{139673}{139754}A plane that is due to land.|Long overdue.
{139758}{139854}The president is monitoring|the situation personally...
{139857}{139889}...and closely.
{139893}{139962}We will keep you updated|as to any developments.
{139965}{140004}Thank you very much.
{140019}{140079}Oh, God.|What do we do now?
{140115}{140178}What do we do now, boy producer?
{140180}{140262}Mister win-an-Emmy,|social-conscience, whale-shit...
{140266}{140332}...save-the-rain-forest,|peacenik-commie...
{140336}{140397}...fuckin'- hire-a-convict shithead?
{140400}{140505}What do we do now, liberal,|affirmative action, shithead...
{140507}{140602}...peacenik commie fuck?|What do you wanna do now?
{140607}{140694}This is nothing.|Piece of cake.
{140697}{140777}Producing is being a samurai warrior.
{140781}{140829}They pay you day in,|day out for years...
{140831}{140909}...so that one day,|when called upon...
{140912}{140999}...you can respond,|your training at its peak...
{141002}{141050}...and save the day!
{141163}{141217}Produce this Schumann.
{141221}{141267}Produce him, I say...
{141269}{141311}...or, and I don't hesitate|to say this...
{141315}{141446}...rank him as just another|in a series of broken promises.
{141449}{141561}This tardy absence of the flight|must give us pause...
{141565}{141692}...and in that pause, we should|take time to examine ourselves--
{141701}{141743}Fuck you.
{141746}{141808}Leave it alone.|What did television do to you?
{141812}{141889}It destroyed the electoral process.
{141892}{141982}Ok. Enough lovemaking.|Let's go. Come on.
{141985}{142078}- Where?|- We got work to do, Winifred.
{142082}{142119}Come on, pal.
{142129}{142178}Is it time for exercise?
{142181}{142244}'Cause, you know.|It's my day in the yard.
{142250}{142282}Let's get him out to the highway.
{142286}{142354}You think this is tough?|Come on, pal!
{142357}{142426}This is nothing! Piece of cake!
{142429}{142477}Albanian dissidents...
{142480}{142571}...having somehow obtained|a surface-to-air missile...
{142576}{142638}Connie, you had your fortune right here.
{142642}{142699}You were ready to throw it away.
{142702}{142797}Listen. If you got a problem, solve it.|That's producing.
{142801}{142896}Someday when they tell this story--
{142899}{142941}You can't tell this story.
{142943}{143022}- Why not?|- Somebody would have you killed.
{143025}{143091}Of course, I know.
{143094}{143207}Not now. Not now.|But I mean, when they do tell the story--
{143210}{143301}Nobody can tell this story|Stanley, ever.
{143347}{143442}Listen to me.|This is what I do for a living.
{143469}{143535}You can't tell this story.|He's not kidding with you.
{143538}{143599}You can't tell this story.|You knew that.
{143601}{143664}The deal was you get an ambassadorship.
{143703}{143766}I used to have a Camaro.
{143768}{143845}What the fuck kind of story are you going|to tell anyway? The guy's a nut case.
{143848}{143909}You would be too if you went|through what he went through.
{143912}{143954}He raped a nun.
{143957}{143996}What he went through in Albania.
{143999}{144035}He's doped to the gills.
{144038}{144080}Where's my little pills?
{144083}{144113}Show some compassion.
{144116}{144186}He spent the last 12 years|in a military prison.
{144190}{144254}How are we gonna explain that?
{144256}{144318}How we gonna explain it?|Am I worried?
{144319}{144380}How do we explain that|when the world is watching?
{144383}{144455}Fuck the world.|Try a 10 a.m. pitch meeting...
{144458}{144530}...coked to the gills, no sleeping,|haven't even read the treatment.
{144533}{144605}Connie, how we gonna explain|in fact he was in prison?
{144609}{144668}How you gonna explain that?|Well, you see, Winifred...
{144670}{144722}...this is where|you've never been at a pitch.
{144724}{144779}His records say he was in prison...
{144781}{144874}...as all the record say for all the men|and women of Group 303...
{144877}{144988}...as they must|because of the secrecy involved.
{145522}{145564}I'm on top of it.
{145567}{145625}Not sure whether enemy action...
{145627}{145672}I'm fine. I'm fine.|I got it.
{145717}{145809}Stanley, I told you,|I do this for a living.
{145812}{145847}You do what for a living?
{145848}{145899}Exactly what do you do|for the president?
{145902}{145968}I lost my wallet.|You got any change?
{146034}{146079}How we doing, boy?
{146082}{146124}Ready to mix it up?
{146127}{146184}Is today laundry day?
{146188}{146274}- What do you do on laundry day?|- Laundry.
{146276}{146354}Stand by to copy this.|Just get a pencil.
{146355}{146400}Down safely.
{146403}{146463}Produce this Schumann.
{146466}{146565}Produce him, I say, or, and|I don't hesitate to say this...
{146568}{146691}...rank him as just another|in a series of broken promises.
{146694}{146736}Sustained minor injuries.
{146739}{146807}Flight crew being investigated|for possible pilot error.
{146811}{146907}Transshipped to an undisclosed location.
{146915}{147014}This deserted runway should be|filled with well-wishers--
{147027}{147119}How you doing?|A cold drink?
{147122}{147190}Schumann was to return|to American soil today...
{147192}{147253}...after his safe rescue in Albania.
{147279}{147345}He looks like me.
{147383}{147476}William Schumann deserves an|explanation from the White House.
{147496}{147603}Wait, we are now going|live to the White House.
{147608}{147695}I have an update regarding|the aircraft incident...
{147697}{147731}...involving Sergeant Schumann.
{147733}{147808}He is down safely and|he will be transshipped.
{147812}{147892}We are informed he has sustained|minor injuries...
{147895}{147948}...which will require his being|medicated for some time--
{147949}{148012}Bring in the cavalry.|Nick of time.
{148067}{148138}You see that? Political shitbirds.|Fuck with us, huh?
{148141}{148188}They don't know|who they're playing with.
{148342}{148381}Purty.
{148435}{148495}I'm a little concerned|about the driver of the rig.
{148499}{148537}- What rig?|- The harvester.
{148540}{148690}- What about him?|- He doesn't have his green card.|He doesn't have his green card.
{148802}{148835}So what?
{148838}{148937}So, you want Schumann to be|rescued by an illegal alien?
{148943}{149026}We can't have Schumann saved|by an illegal immigrant.
{149031}{149091}Get on the phone.|Fly in a judge.
{149095}{149159}Get on the phone.|What's all this moping about?
{149349}{149397}Do you have any change?
{149457}{149559}I like the night life,|I like to boogie.
{149625}{149658}Susie!
{149661}{149700}William?
{149707}{149765}Susie, are you all right?
{149786}{149846}Susie, are you all right?
{149876}{149918}Kickball.
{150068}{150111}Susan, are you all right?
{150115}{150176}Let me talk to him!
{150180}{150216}Why did you drop--
{150247}{150276}I think we should--
{150279}{150362}Willie, where are you going?
{150394}{150435}Shoester!
{150617}{150711}Let me talk to him.|Shoe, you in there?
{150714}{150767}I'll kill that son of a bitch.
{150769}{150858}I have a relationship.|Shoe, you want to talk?
{150859}{150931}Get you anything you want.|You want some beans?
{150934}{150973}Will that do it, Shoester?
{151042}{151084}Come on, Shoe!
{151159}{151213}Oh, God!|He's dead.
{151468}{151506}Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
{151509}{151570}He's not dead. He's alive.
{151609}{151651}Strike that.
{151769}{151796}Oh, Jesus!
{151851}{151913}So close and yet so far.
{151917}{151950}What do you mean?
{151953}{151997}We were this close.
{151999}{152044}This is nothing.|What are you talking about?
{152047}{152100}This is nothing.|This just got big.
{152103}{152162}Got big? Got big?|He's dead. He's dead.
{152166}{152209}We killed Old Shoe.
{152248}{152384}And what is better than the|triumphal homecoming of a war hero?
{152578}{152613}Ready!
{152650}{152672}Lift!
{152674}{152736}# We're gathered here... #
{152753}{152839}#...with a cross to bear. #
{152843}{152909}# The bravest men... #
{152942}{153008}#...anywhere. #
{153023}{153094}# That this great land... #
{153098}{153205}#...will remain free. #
{153209}{153257}# God bless the men... #
{153261}{153377}#...of the 303. #
{153392}{153470}# Side by side... #
{153473}{153555}#...we know no fear. #
{153563}{153647}# Our minds are sharp. #
{153653}{153740}# Our eyes are clear. #
{153743}{153828}# In the air, on land... #
{153832}{153915}#...or on the sea... #
{153919}{153985}#...we're the fightin' men... #
{153988}{154096}#...of the 303. #
{154192}{154276}# Give us this day... #
{154280}{154369}#...our daily bread... #
{154372}{154441}#...and leopard skin... #
{154471}{154549}#...for our head. #
{154552}{154615}# That we may fight--
{154867}{154895}Coffee?
{154896}{154935}Yes, please.
{154938}{155001}Good. Good. Good.|Looking good.
{155004}{155060}Bring it all back home.
{155070}{155151}Lassie barks twice, and it's|time to take out the garbage.
{155153}{155195}Hell of a show, Stan.
{155199}{155237}Hell of a job.
{155241}{155293}It's just producing.|That's what it is.
{155321}{155382}You know, there's no Academy Award|for producing.
{155385}{155424}- You're kidding.|- There's no Academy Award for producing.
{155463}{155551}Where do movies come from|if nobody produces them, Connie?
{155571}{155625}They come from people like you.
{155689}{155791}Well, you know. You just got to take|the bitter with the better.
{155801}{155860}Job's almost done.
{155863}{155897}Knock on wood.
{155924}{155963}We did a good job.
{155966}{156005}That's our reward.
{156050}{156101}You know, you can't save the world.
{156104}{156142}All you can do is try.
{156160}{156214}Ain't that the truth?
{156383}{156434}And, as we said, the president...
{156437}{156521}...thrust of the Albanian episode|to put him over the top.
{156524}{156609}Yes. You could say that, Shirley,|but it's just simply just not true.
{156612}{156641}What would be true, then?
{156644}{156722}Well, you said it yourself earlier,|if I may rephrase...
{156725}{156787}...that the success|of the president in the polls--
{156791}{156901}- As of today, 89% favorable.|- 89% favorable...
{156904}{156991}...is based not on the events,|which of course we cannot control...
{156994}{157069}...but on the spin given to those events.
{157076}{157179}What's the lesson here, Connie?|Never give up. Never give up.
{157182}{157226}You're right. You're right.
{157229}{157255}The show must go on.
{157259}{157295}Proud traditions.
{157297}{157429}I am prouder of this than|anything I ever did in my life.
{157434}{157465}You should be, Stan.
{157470}{157510}I want to thank you, Connie.
{157537}{157570}I want to thank you.
{157621}{157733}- You gave me a good opportunity.|- Thank you. Thank you.
{157780}{157872}And as we said, the president,|a surefire winner...
{157875}{157962}...and the campaign, many said,|that put him there.
{157980}{158043}Another great race today, Johnny.
{158063}{158109}Who are you going to ride in the Stakes?
{158112}{158196}Eddie, like my daddy|always used to say--
{158198}{158232}The message is irrelevant.
{158234}{158294}The main element here|we have to deal with...
{158296}{158379}...is the fact that fear is|what's driving a lot of people. Ok?
{158384}{158467}Yes. Commercials. Commercials.|Commercials. Commercials.
{158469}{158513}The president is a product.
{158515}{158558}Yes, the president is a product.
{158562}{158656}He's the President of the|United States of America. 89%.
{158661}{158700}Which we're deal