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( Woman Echoing )
It's a great pleasure--
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( Echoing )
It's a great pleasure--
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It's a great pleasure
to have all of you here today.
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l thought you all
might begin your tour here.
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( Shouting )
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( Man ) I really didn't want
a bachelor party in the first place.
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I'll tell you why. lt's not
that l'm against tradition.
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There's just something bizarre about
having a strange, naked woman...
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dance around me while
my friends yell out,
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''Go for it, Ben.
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Last night of freedom, Ben. "
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Last night of freedom
for what ?
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Which is what I told
my best friend Alan.
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I didn't want any strippers.
I didn't wanna get lucky.
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l was lucky enough
just getting married.
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- All right. Quiet !
- ( Shouting )
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Guys !
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All right. l'm not payin' tor that.
lt already was chipped.
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We're here to, uh, wish Ben
good luck and good riddance...
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as he heads down
that rocky path to matrimony.
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And, uh, hey, you know what.
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Ben's dad Richard and his grandpa Max
are here. Where are you guys ?
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Those guys-- Watch out.
You guys gotta pace yourselves.
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Knowing Ben, l'd have
to say that he's probably,
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- uh, one of the most loyal guys
that l've ever met,
- ( Man ) Like a dog !
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- ( Man Barks )
- and, uh, monogamous.
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And so this is probably
gonna be the last time...
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that you're gonna spend
in a room with your friends...
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and a n-n-naked woman...
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other than your wife, man !
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So you can close your eyes
if you want to. Close 'em !
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But then you're gonna be missin'
Juanita, the bull tamer !
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( Shouting )
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You don't have to do this.
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You really don't
have to do this.
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( Man Shouts )
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Very nice.
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( Crowd )
Ole !
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Pop ?
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Pop ?
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Pop ? Max ?
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Call 911.
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( Sighs )
How did this happen ? Hmm ?
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What's the ditterence
how it happened ?
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- I wanna know how it happened.
- lt happened.
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lt makes a difterence
to me.
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All ot a sudden he has
a heart attack out of no place ?
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Mom, can we please
not talk about this now ?
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What is it you don't
want to talk about ?
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Mrs. Holmes, it it's any consolation, l
think he was having a really good time.
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- Alan, shut up.
- Okay.
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- Come into the hall.
- What is in the hall ?
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A vending machine.
Come on, butchki.
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- Who's hungry ? l'm buying.
- All hours ot the night--
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This is insane.
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( Richard )
He probably just ate some spicy food.
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lt was spicy, all right,
but it wasn't tood.
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- Butchki !
- What ?
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Richard, you are
the silliest old tart.
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( Sighs )
Grandpa, what came over you ?
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( Breathing Heavily )
Hmm ?
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- Hey.
- Ben.
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- You all right ?
- ( Chuckles ) Ben.
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She was the most
beautitul woman l ever saw.
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What about Nana ?
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Did you ever take a good look
at your grandmother ?
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Woman looked like Tolstoy.
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l was never
attracted to her.
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Oh, maybe in the beginning,
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because she was the only woman
I'd ever been with.
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Well, you know, that's great.
That's, uh-- That's loyalty.
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Loyalty ? lt's fear.
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Did you ever teel her arms, her--
( Groans )
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Oh, Ben, I used to
dream about other women.
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What it would be like
to hold them and to--
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- Okay.
- Touch them and to--
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- That's--
- Smell them.
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Grandma smelled. She had
a very distinct smell. lt was a--
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Ben. Ben.
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Listen to me.
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Don't tie yourselt down.
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Even if you love
a woman, it tades.
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Marriage is a prison.
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- ( Siren Wails )
- Ben !
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Could l help you out ?
Here we go.
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- You just passed my room.
- Sorry.
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Feel better.
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- ( Sighs )
- Hi.
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- Hi, sweetie.
- Honey.
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Oh, why does everything feel
so much better now that you're here ?
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- How's he doing ?
- He's stable.
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- You know, physically, at least.
- Great.
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What happened ?
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What do you expect ? He's an 80-year-old
man with high blood pressure...
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and a naked balloon-popping toreador
is a rough combination.
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- lt didn't pan out. lt's not funny.
- lt's not funny.
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- Be serious.
- There's something l want to do.
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- Okay. Why ?
- l wanna be able to remember
this moment in 30 or 40 years.
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Think my next husband
will get a kick out of it.
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Oh, that's nice.
Okay.
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lt's the night before I am flying down
to Savannah tor our wedding alone,
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because Ben's grandtather, who we
will now reter to as Larry Flynt,
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has partied himselt
into intensive care.
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- What do you have to say ?
- Put the video camera away.
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No, no, no, honey,
you're not going to get off that easy.
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No, l'm saving it
for my vows.
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l have already
finished my vows.
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- What's in 'em ?
- ( Laughs )
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You know why ? Because
it's easy tor you. l'm a writer.
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- Oh, really ?
- l can't just slap something
down on paper like you do.
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Ben, listen.
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You don't have
to be brilliant...
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or witty or clever
or polite even.
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Just have
to be honest.
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Come on. Say something.
What are you feeling ?
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Are you nervous ?
Are you happy ? Are you scared ?
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Am l scared ?
What would I be scared ot ?
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- l'm scared.
- You are ? Why ?
Now you're making me scared.
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Because it's a big thing. lt's our
marriage. lt's the rest of our lives.
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lt's-- lt's scary.
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l know. l'm not scared.
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- The only thing we have to tear--
- Yeah ?
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- ls this video camera.
- Hey ! Come on ! Just say
a few words tor posterity.
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( Man )
@ What, what, what @
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( Man )
@ What, what, what @
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@ What @
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- ( Horn Honking )
- @ What, what @
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@ Follow me to the scene
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Really ? You think
l can rent shoes down there ?
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l can't believe
l forgot my shoes.
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l hear they have shoes in Savannah now.
The whole South has 'em.
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All right.
Wedding dress. Check.
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Check tor the minister.
Check.
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Valium tor Bridget's
mother. Check.
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- Ball and chain for you. Check.
- Not listening to you. Check.
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- Here, look. Here you go.
- Thanks.
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This is your present, okay ?
lt's a book ot quotes.
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I crossed out the ones l'm gonna
use in my toast. Listen.
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''To say that you can love
one person all your lite...
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is like saying that one candle will
continue to burn as long as you live.''
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- Think about that for a minute.
- l will. That's profound.
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This is used.
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l forgot the rings.
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That's not tunny.
No, don't do that.
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( Laughs )
I torgot the rings, so--
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Come on, man I No !
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Relax. l'll catch
the next plane.
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Son ot a bitch !
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l'll see ya in Savannah.
Hey, l need to go to the city.
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00:10:14,388 --> 00:10:16,356
- New York I New York City !
- No, l can't.
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Don't take
the Van Wyck though.
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( Wheels Squeaking )
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00:10:35,309 --> 00:10:39,871
( Woman ) Hurricane Amanda
is headed for the Southeast coastline.
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The eye ot the hurricane is
presently located 200 miles...
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east of South Carolina
and Savannah, Georgia.
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North, northwest--
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( Laughs )
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( Clears Throat )
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Excuse me, folks.
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Just the line's movin' forward.
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No. Well, l love you.
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I love you more.
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No, l love you more.
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No, you more.
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No, l love you more.
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Okay, l have to go, because
l just made another passenger nauseous.
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Okay ?
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00:11:45,646 --> 00:11:48,581
( Clears Throat )
That's my tiancee.
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Goin' down to get married,
so we're a little--
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00:11:50,651 --> 00:11:55,315
Oh ! Jack Bealy,
Snap-On Tools.
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00:11:55,389 --> 00:11:58,517
Ben Holmes,
scared of tlyin'.
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- Yeah, l was married once.
- Yeah ?
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00:12:01,328 --> 00:12:04,422
To me marriage
is just one big lie.
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You don't say.
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00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,858
ln the morning l had to say,
''Don't be silly, honey.
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Your breath is fine.
You smell like a rose.''
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Then l had to say, ''No, honey.
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l never noticed
that 18-year-old girl...
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00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:23,678
with the tantastic body and halter top
that delivers our newspaper.
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00:12:23,751 --> 00:12:27,050
She can't hold
a candle to you...
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00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:31,080
and the 30 pounds you've put on
since we stopped having sex.''
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- ( Paper Rustles )
- So when's the wedding day ?
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May cancel it.
l may have to call back.
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l didn't mean to throw a wet towel on ya
with my whole marital disaster tirade.
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00:12:42,903 --> 00:12:45,269
lt's all right. lt was a nice story
actually. lt was very touching.
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- Nice girl ?
- Very nice.
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As a matter ot fact, l just happen
to have a picture of her right here.
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- Wow, what a knockout.
- Yeah, she's beautitul.
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- Oh, baby, come to Daddy.
- Well, take it easy, Jack.
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What l wouldn't give
for an ass like that.
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00:13:02,089 --> 00:13:04,455
- Huh ? Here we go.
- Hi.
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- This is me.
- Really ?
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00:13:07,061 --> 00:13:10,326
Well, this is your
lucky day, sweetheart.
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We got just about enough room
tor one ot you, darlin'.
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Must be destiny, huh ?
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- Careful.
- Okay.
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- Excuse me.
- Yeah.
198
00:13:28,215 --> 00:13:31,810
- ( Keyboard Keys Clattering )
- ( Snickers )
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00:13:34,655 --> 00:13:37,818
( Keys Clattering )
200
00:13:42,229 --> 00:13:44,356
- Sorry.
- Hmm ?
201
00:13:44,431 --> 00:13:48,731
l was reading what you were writing. My
eye just kind of wandered over. Sorry.
202
00:13:48,802 --> 00:13:52,363
( Clears Throat )
Do you work for Hallmark ?
203
00:13:54,441 --> 00:13:57,410
( Gull Screeching )
204
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Even if l had seen you looking at it,
that wouldn't bother me.
205
00:14:01,615 --> 00:14:03,810
Well, l don't care either.
206
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:06,079
l'm absolutely tascinated you
can't admit you saw me reading it.
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00:14:06,153 --> 00:14:09,088
lf l had seen you reading it,
l'd be perfectly happy to admit it.
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00:14:09,156 --> 00:14:11,124
Then why did you
close your computer ?
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00:14:11,191 --> 00:14:14,058
l'm known to do that
trom time to time.
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l'm a rebel. l'll open it,
then l'll close it again just like that.
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00:14:18,699 --> 00:14:21,190
Don't get next to my fire,
because you'll get burned.
212
00:14:21,268 --> 00:14:23,202
- ( Metal Clinking )
- This is not working properly.
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00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:26,364
Stewardess, this isn't--
Miss ? Thank you.
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00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,738
You're a little jumpy
tor a rebel, aren't ya ?
215
00:14:28,809 --> 00:14:30,743
My seat belt's
not functioning properly.
216
00:14:30,811 --> 00:14:33,644
He's a scared flier.
Jack Bealy, Snap-On Tools.
217
00:14:33,714 --> 00:14:36,945
Sarah Lewis.
And you are ?
218
00:14:37,017 --> 00:14:40,453
Ben Holmes. Really,
l'm not that scared.
219
00:14:40,521 --> 00:14:45,458
- Jack's--
- l can assure you absolutely
nothing is going to happen.
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l speak from experience.
l was a tlight attendant. There you go.
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00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,623
Oh, yeah ?
ln one ot those little uniforms ?
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00:14:58,572 --> 00:15:00,904
( Gulls Screeching )
223
00:15:09,316 --> 00:15:12,149
- ( Squawks )
- ( Thudding )
224
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,748
( Gasping )
225
00:15:18,392 --> 00:15:20,189
( Alarm Blaring )
226
00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:26,991
- ( Gasping )
- ( Screaming )
227
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,807
( Woman )
Please stay calm !
228
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- ( Groans )
- ( Woman ) Oh, my God !
229
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,454
Hold on !
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( Sirens Wailing )
231
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Oh, my God !
This is a disaster.
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- Daddy.
- Oh, for heaven sake.
233
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:16,138
- Let's go live--
- On the other hand,
234
00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:18,582
you can never have
too many ot these.
235
00:16:18,652 --> 00:16:21,052
- lt's tabulously colorful.
- Give you that.
236
00:16:21,121 --> 00:16:23,089
How tar do you think
I could throw it ?
237
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,090
Don't you dare, young--
Give me that now.
238
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,092
( Woman On TV )
To the hospital for minor injuries.
239
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,151
Ceramic clown trom the ?
240
00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:32,824
- Brewsters.
- My God ! That's Ben !
241
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,891
There's no official word
on the cause of the crash.
242
00:16:34,968 --> 00:16:37,198
There may have been
a foreign object--
243
00:16:37,271 --> 00:16:39,603
Let's get some help !
244
00:16:39,673 --> 00:16:41,971
She hit her head.
245
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,101
( Man )
Everyone's pretty shook up.
246
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:47,544
We had a couple ot passengers go to
a local hospitaI with concussions.
247
00:16:47,614 --> 00:16:49,878
( Bridget )
Oh, my God. There he is again.
248
00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:53,147
Call me !
Oh, Ben ! l love you.
249
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,711
Call me ! No. Go back.
250
00:16:55,789 --> 00:16:57,848
There you have it.
The latest information--
251
00:16:57,925 --> 00:17:00,155
( Phone Rings )
252
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,695
Hello ? Ah, Ben !
253
00:17:02,763 --> 00:17:06,062
Hi, honey. Yeah, l'm fine.
No, l'm okay.
254
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:08,693
l'm a little trazzled.
255
00:17:08,769 --> 00:17:10,794
l mean, l was
in a plane crash.
256
00:17:10,871 --> 00:17:13,806
This place is a nightmare.
257
00:17:13,874 --> 00:17:17,901
People are running around.
l guess they lost everything.
258
00:17:17,978 --> 00:17:21,379
l don't care about any ot that.
l'm just so happy you're okay.
259
00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:24,315
l-l-l just wish that--
260
00:17:24,384 --> 00:17:27,148
- Ben ! Ben, listen.
- TelI him, um--
261
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:30,553
- What happened ?
- You just get yourself
down here sate and sound.
262
00:17:30,624 --> 00:17:35,288
The thing is, l'm a little bit scared
to fly before l was in a plane crash,
263
00:17:35,362 --> 00:17:37,626
so l don't teel
much like getting--
264
00:17:37,698 --> 00:17:40,258
- Jesus !
- You are a god.
265
00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:44,430
- You are a god amongst all men.
Do you realize that ?
- l'm on the phone.
266
00:17:44,504 --> 00:17:46,335
- Sorry.
- Do you mind ?
267
00:17:46,406 --> 00:17:49,898
- What in the hell ?
- Just one ot the passengers.
268
00:17:49,977 --> 00:17:51,911
- He saved my lite !
- She's kidding.
269
00:17:51,979 --> 00:17:53,469
lt's a joke.
270
00:17:53,547 --> 00:17:56,914
l'm gonna get a rental car
and drive down there, okay ?
271
00:17:56,984 --> 00:18:00,010
l'll call you w-w-when
I have a finalized plan.
272
00:18:00,087 --> 00:18:02,248
Okay, great.
Thank you, sir.
273
00:18:02,322 --> 00:18:04,813
( Phone Line Buzzing )
274
00:18:09,062 --> 00:18:11,656
Sorry. I couldn't
contain myself.
275
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,528
lt's amazing when you think about it.
We almost died today. Dead.
276
00:18:16,603 --> 00:18:19,401
lsn't there a rent-a-car this way ?
Are we goin' the right way ?
277
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,601
It l died, how
many people would care ?
278
00:18:22,676 --> 00:18:26,112
l mean, really care.
You'd have your shares of ''What a shame.
279
00:18:26,179 --> 00:18:28,409
What a waste.
She was so young.''
280
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,416
- But no real crying.
- lt might be in that terminal.
281
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:33,976
No eating disorders,
no attempted suicides.
282
00:18:34,054 --> 00:18:36,682
Nothing.
Absolutely depressed.
283
00:18:36,757 --> 00:18:39,225
You know what ?
l'm thoroughly depressed.
284
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,955
l just need to shake it otf.
( Muttering )
285
00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:44,964
So what were you thinking ?
286
00:18:45,032 --> 00:18:50,026
l was thinking how it would attect
our trequent flier miles.
287
00:18:50,103 --> 00:18:52,128
What do you do
tor a living ?
288
00:18:52,205 --> 00:18:55,402
l'm a, uh,
jacket copywriter.
289
00:18:55,475 --> 00:18:58,342
Huh. What does that mean ?
290
00:18:58,412 --> 00:19:02,178
- Means l write jackets
to books basically.
- Oh.
291
00:19:02,249 --> 00:19:05,116
Do mostly fiction,
but l do some nontiction.
292
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:08,211
You do blurbs. You're a blurb writer.
You're a ''blurbologist.''
293
00:19:08,288 --> 00:19:10,256
l'm a jacket copywriter.
294
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,484
( Woman On P. A. )
As you can imagine,
295
00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:14,720
- due to today's minor incident--
- Oh, sh--
296
00:19:14,795 --> 00:19:18,754
( Chattering )
297
00:19:18,832 --> 00:19:18,865
Nada cars. Non cars.
Cars nyet.
298
00:19:18,865 --> 00:19:22,392
Nada cars. Non cars.
Cars nyet.
299
00:19:22,469 --> 00:19:24,494
You should have called
as soon as you got otf the plane.
300
00:19:24,571 --> 00:19:27,369
Why didn't l think of that
when l was unconscious...
301
00:19:27,441 --> 00:19:30,672
and bleeding trom the head ?
302
00:19:33,246 --> 00:19:36,909
So, cars nyet. We can check
the other airports though.
303
00:19:36,983 --> 00:19:39,008
No, that's all right.
You can go ahead.
304
00:19:39,086 --> 00:19:42,419
l'm not that big a fan ot the idea
of getting on another plane today...
305
00:19:42,489 --> 00:19:45,014
or tomorrow or ever,
it that soon.
306
00:19:45,092 --> 00:19:49,222
But you go ahead.
l think l'm gonna be a ground
transportation kind ot guy trom now on.
307
00:19:49,296 --> 00:19:51,230
l'll be right back.
308
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,091
How ya doin' ?
Did ya get a car ?
309
00:19:56,737 --> 00:20:00,730
-This is Vic. He's gonna give us a ride.
-All the way to Georgia ?
310
00:20:00,807 --> 00:20:05,767
Sure. We split the cost
ot the car, the gas, whatever.
311
00:20:05,846 --> 00:20:07,939
- Great.
- Good. Let's go.
312
00:20:08,014 --> 00:20:10,608
- Okay.
- Wait, wait, wait.
We don't even know this guy.
313
00:20:10,684 --> 00:20:13,551
- He's Vic.
- Oh, he's Vic.
314
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:17,215
Great, he's Vic.
He chops us up, Ieaves us in the woods.
315
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:21,920
That's why I asked that you
come along to protect me.
316
00:20:21,995 --> 00:20:25,522
How do you know
that l'm not dangerous ?
317
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:31,598
( Laughing Continues )
318
00:20:33,173 --> 00:20:37,576
( Man ) @ l said, hallelujah
to the 16 royal fins @
319
00:20:37,644 --> 00:20:40,135
@ You're gettin' down
on your knees @
320
00:20:40,213 --> 00:20:42,613
@ And it's time for
your sickness again @@
321
00:20:42,682 --> 00:20:44,809
@ Come on and
tell me what you need now @
322
00:20:44,885 --> 00:20:47,649
@ Tell me what is
making ya bleed @
323
00:20:47,721 --> 00:20:52,385
@ We got two more minutes sayin' we're
gonna cut you what you need @
324
00:20:53,827 --> 00:20:56,352
What's your story, Ben ?
What's down in Savannah ?
325
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,920
- My wedding, Vic.
- No kiddin'. That's great.
326
00:20:58,999 --> 00:21:00,990
- lsn't that great ?
- Yeah, it's a blessing.
327
00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:04,161
- First marriage ?
- That l know of, yeah.
328
00:21:04,237 --> 00:21:07,536
Yeah, l was married once.
329
00:21:07,607 --> 00:21:10,576
One day l walk into the house
and l hear the shower runnin'.
330
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:14,273
l had Chinese tood with me, figurin'
it wouId be a nice romantic surprise.
331
00:21:14,347 --> 00:21:16,281
She starts singin'
in the shower.
332
00:21:16,349 --> 00:21:20,115
What's that song ?
''Up in the sky'' ? ''Up with the eagles'' ?
333
00:21:20,187 --> 00:21:23,452
- ''Wind Beneath My Wings.''
Very touching song.
- ''Wind Beneath My Wings.''
334
00:21:23,523 --> 00:21:27,186
Suddenly there's another
voice in the shower with her.
335
00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:29,319
- Oh, no.
- A baritone.
336
00:21:29,396 --> 00:21:31,455
Uh-oh.
337
00:21:31,531 --> 00:21:33,556
Now it's a treakin' duet.
338
00:21:33,633 --> 00:21:36,966
So l walk in the bathroom and
there she is... with my brother.
339
00:21:37,037 --> 00:21:40,666
- Oh !
- l grab my brother and throw
him through the window naked.
340
00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:43,732
He broke his leg
in two difterent places.
341
00:21:43,810 --> 00:21:46,574
Dare we ask what,
uh, became of your wife ?
342
00:21:46,646 --> 00:21:49,843
l put the wind beneath her ass
and sent her packin'. Divorced her.
343
00:21:49,916 --> 00:21:54,819
She never got a penny,
the lyin', whorin', adulteratin' pig.
344
00:21:54,888 --> 00:21:57,618
What about you, sweetheart ?
What's your story ?
345
00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:01,491
l'm going down to visit my brother
and hang out with my nephew.
346
00:22:01,561 --> 00:22:03,756
That's nice. kids.
347
00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:08,529
- Yep. Got any ?
- Nah. But l see 'em all over.
348
00:22:13,907 --> 00:22:17,707
So what else have you
jacket copywritten ?
349
00:22:17,777 --> 00:22:21,577
What else did l do ?
The low point of my career was...
350
00:22:21,648 --> 00:22:25,880
l did the blurb
tor a thriller...
351
00:22:25,952 --> 00:22:27,943
about a woman--
an archaeologist--
352
00:22:28,021 --> 00:22:30,854
who tinds love
in the pyramids.
353
00:22:30,924 --> 00:22:33,154
lt was called
Me And My Pharaoh.
354
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:35,285
- l have that book.
- No, you don't.
355
00:22:35,362 --> 00:22:39,799
Yes, l do. ''A scintillating tale
ot erotic mummitication.''
356
00:22:39,866 --> 00:22:41,800
l wrote that line.
357
00:22:41,868 --> 00:22:44,268
Oh, my God ! That's
why I bought the book.
358
00:22:44,337 --> 00:22:48,637
Anybody who could tind embalming
either scintillating or erotic...
359
00:22:48,708 --> 00:22:50,676
had to be read.
360
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:55,306
- It was brilliant.
- Well, you know, l mean,
it's all about adjectives.
361
00:22:55,382 --> 00:22:58,579
l was gonna go with ''engaging tale
ot erotic mummitication'' tirst.
362
00:22:58,652 --> 00:23:00,950
- But then l said, no, scintillating.
- Right on the money.
363
00:23:01,021 --> 00:23:05,048
lt's still selling now,
but at least l get to write.
364
00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:07,320
What do you do ?
365
00:23:07,394 --> 00:23:11,228
l haven't settled down
to one particular thing yet.
366
00:23:11,298 --> 00:23:14,961
Worked at galleries, sold cars,
tried out tor ''Aladdin On lce.''
367
00:23:15,035 --> 00:23:18,402
Um, wedding videographer.
368
00:23:18,471 --> 00:23:21,565
l got fired, though, because
apparently nobody wants a crash zoom...
369
00:23:21,641 --> 00:23:24,610
to the priest
during the ceremony.
370
00:23:24,678 --> 00:23:28,944
l was a exotic dancer,
hostess at the New York auto show.
371
00:23:29,015 --> 00:23:31,006
- That's a gift.
- Yeah.
372
00:23:31,084 --> 00:23:33,609
Let's see. What else ?
373
00:23:33,687 --> 00:23:36,315
- ls there anything else ?
- l don't think so.
374
00:23:36,389 --> 00:23:39,881
- kids, we should get goin'.
- You got it, Vic.
375
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:44,590
Two wayward travelers stuck
in a Geo with a guy named Vic.
376
00:23:44,664 --> 00:23:47,633
( Chattering )
377
00:23:47,701 --> 00:23:51,102
Don't you think this is
just a little bit over the top ?
378
00:23:51,171 --> 00:23:53,162
Oh, so what it it is ?
379
00:23:53,239 --> 00:23:55,036
knock, knock.
380
00:23:55,108 --> 00:24:00,603
- Steve ! How are you ?
- l'm good, real good.
381
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,172
- Virginia, nice to see ya.
- Well, hi, Steve.
382
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,115
Bridget.
383
00:24:06,186 --> 00:24:09,383
Yes. l mean, hi. Hi.
384
00:24:09,456 --> 00:24:13,222
Steve ? How are you ?
385
00:24:13,293 --> 00:24:15,853
- lt's been a long time.
- Yeah.
386
00:24:15,929 --> 00:24:18,056
You look wondertul.
387
00:24:18,131 --> 00:24:20,725
Thank you.
So do you.
388
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,167
- So, how are you ?
- How is he ?
389
00:24:24,237 --> 00:24:27,172
Just the most successful lawyer
in Savannah. That's how.
390
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,731
Youngest member at his tirm.
Handles all my work.
391
00:24:29,809 --> 00:24:34,303
Which l appreciate, 'cause
there's not a contractor who
gets sued more than your daddy.
392
00:24:34,381 --> 00:24:37,908
And what's so tunny
about that, Hadley ?
393
00:24:37,984 --> 00:24:41,351
God, you are
an unpleasant woman.
394
00:24:41,421 --> 00:24:41,454
( Woman ) Gale torce winds it the
hurricane stays on course for Savannah.
395
00:24:41,454 --> 00:24:44,912
( Woman ) Gale torce winds it the
hurricane stays on course for Savannah.
396
00:24:44,991 --> 00:24:48,085
Anybody want some weed ?
397
00:24:48,161 --> 00:24:52,461
( Man On Radio ) The experiment was a
complete failure. The U.F. O. landed--
398
00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:57,663
lt's sinsemilla.
lt'Il take your head right off.
399
00:24:57,737 --> 00:25:02,504
That's great, Vic. You think you should
have your head taken otf while driving ?
400
00:25:02,575 --> 00:25:04,873
- Can I have some ?
- Atta girl.
401
00:25:04,944 --> 00:25:06,878
You sure you
don't want, Ben ?
402
00:25:06,946 --> 00:25:09,506
No, that's okay. l had some peyote
for lunch, so l'm all set.
403
00:25:09,582 --> 00:25:14,178
He's getting married. Don't forget.
He has to be responsible.
404
00:25:14,254 --> 00:25:17,621
Not necessarily.
You know, look at the Fitzgeralds.
405
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:20,682
F. Scott and Zelda,
crazy, married couple.
406
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,729
They drove a--
407
00:25:24,798 --> 00:25:28,461
Had to know about that.
408
00:25:28,535 --> 00:25:30,730
- Whoa ! Hey !
- Sorry. Sorry.
409
00:25:30,804 --> 00:25:34,900
- ( Tires Screeching )
- Oh, shit !
410
00:25:34,974 --> 00:25:38,410
( All Chattering )
411
00:25:42,215 --> 00:25:45,241
- ( Siren Wailing )
- Uh, what's that ?
412
00:25:45,318 --> 00:25:47,309
- Do you hear that ?
- What's what ?
413
00:25:47,387 --> 00:25:49,821
( Siren Wailing )
414
00:25:49,889 --> 00:25:53,325
Hi, honey. How are the bridesmaids'
dresses comin' out ?
415
00:25:53,393 --> 00:25:57,693
Good. No, everything's tine.
l just got a little bit delayed.
416
00:25:57,764 --> 00:26:00,790
Car trouble,
in a manner of speaking.
417
00:26:00,867 --> 00:26:03,358
But l'm fine.
Everything's gonna be okay.
418
00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:08,703
Yes, l know.
WelI, l love you too.
419
00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:12,370
Well, hoo-hoochie,
l love you so much.
420
00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:16,040
Baby, no, because l love you more.
l love you more--
421
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:18,243
- ( Fence Rattles )
- Honey, l can't do this right now.
422
00:26:18,318 --> 00:26:20,309
( Door Closes )
423
00:26:20,386 --> 00:26:24,152
- l'm gonna miss my wedding.
- Oh, relax, Benjie.
424
00:26:24,224 --> 00:26:27,193
lt's a simple drug bust.
lt's not like we kiIled anybody.
425
00:26:27,260 --> 00:26:31,162
This may be an everyday event in your
life, but speaking as a non-felon--
426
00:26:31,231 --> 00:26:33,665
l'm on a bit of
a time crunch here, too, okay ?
427
00:26:33,733 --> 00:26:37,669
lf l don't make it down to Savannah by
Saturday morning, l lose 25,000 bucks.
428
00:26:37,737 --> 00:26:42,606
Are you on Dig For Dollars ?
You told me you were going to
visit your brother and nephew.
429
00:26:42,675 --> 00:26:45,269
- Yeah, l know.
- ( Key Jingling )
430
00:26:45,345 --> 00:26:47,313
Okay, kids.
Here's the situation.
431
00:26:47,380 --> 00:26:50,042
Vic DeFranco was driving
with an expired license.
432
00:26:50,116 --> 00:26:52,277
Plus he's got three priors
tor possession and selling.
433
00:26:52,352 --> 00:26:57,312
And there was ten ounces in the vehicle
that he admits is his.
434
00:26:57,390 --> 00:26:59,517
Did anybody else know
there were drugs in the car ?
435
00:26:59,592 --> 00:27:02,925
-No, sir. ln fact, l just met this man--
-You can't--
436
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:05,464
You can't ask us these questions
without an attorney present.
437
00:27:05,532 --> 00:27:07,932
You haven't advised us
of our rights.
438
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:10,561
l believe that's called--
439
00:27:10,637 --> 00:27:14,129
Oh-- Ah !
A Miranda violation. That's it.
440
00:27:14,207 --> 00:27:17,040
This is a
very simple procedure.
441
00:27:17,110 --> 00:27:22,878
You tell me you didn't do
anything illegal. you sign a
statement. And you go quietly.
442
00:27:22,949 --> 00:27:26,043
Sir, l'd like to be considered
separate from her, sir.
443
00:27:28,922 --> 00:27:32,653
- Hmm. What part of quiet
didn't you understand ?
- What are you doing ?
444
00:27:32,725 --> 00:27:34,659
( Man )
Why me ?
445
00:27:34,727 --> 00:27:39,391
( Sighs )
Well, l think that went well.
446
00:27:39,465 --> 00:27:43,060
- l'm not that happy with how that went.
- No ?
447
00:27:43,136 --> 00:27:45,070
No, not really.
448
00:27:45,138 --> 00:27:49,040
l haven't known you that long, but
l think something may be wrong with you.
449
00:27:49,108 --> 00:27:52,942
- ( Train Horn Blowing )
- ( Ben ) May we have two tickets
to Savannah, please ?
450
00:27:53,012 --> 00:27:55,071
You want these seats
together ?
451
00:27:59,319 --> 00:28:02,686
lt's totally up to you.
452
00:28:02,755 --> 00:28:08,557
- Just give me one second.
Can l talk to you ?
- Yeah.
453
00:28:08,628 --> 00:28:12,689
l just, uh--
l don't want to be rude or anything,
454
00:28:12,765 --> 00:28:14,824
but in situations like this,
l think about...
455
00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:18,166
what l would want Bridget to do
it the situation were reversed.
456
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:21,833
l wouldn't necessarily be
that comtortable with her...
457
00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:24,900
riding down on a train
together with some guy...
458
00:28:24,978 --> 00:28:29,176
who she had a,
you know, kind ot a connection...
459
00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:33,515
or a chemistry or spark,
460
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:35,816
whatever, some kind
of a thing like that.
461
00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:38,152
You know, and--
462
00:28:38,224 --> 00:28:41,990
The look on your tace
is telIing me you have no--
463
00:28:42,061 --> 00:28:45,155
Yo u're not feeling
or you're not sensing--
464
00:28:45,231 --> 00:28:50,464
- You have no idea what l'm--
- Oh, no, no, not really.
465
00:28:50,536 --> 00:28:53,630
Fascinating. Okay.
466
00:28:53,706 --> 00:28:56,038
Maybe we just shouldn't
ride down together,
467
00:28:56,109 --> 00:29:00,068
because at this point l really
made kind of a chump out of myselt.
468
00:29:00,146 --> 00:29:03,843
- Okay.
- ( Laughs )
469
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:06,885
- Have a nice nuptial.
- Thank you.
470
00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:10,445
Other than the drug bust
and the plane crash, it was, uh, tun.
471
00:29:10,523 --> 00:29:13,151
So long, Sarah.
472
00:29:13,226 --> 00:29:15,524
- FarewelI, Ben.
- Okay.
473
00:29:20,066 --> 00:29:23,263
''Oscar Wilde:
One should always be in love.
474
00:29:23,336 --> 00:29:26,169
This is the reason
one should never marry.''
475
00:29:26,239 --> 00:29:29,675
Well, what did he know ?
476
00:29:39,686 --> 00:29:42,519
( Beeps )
477
00:29:46,292 --> 00:29:49,227
What you writing there,
mister ?
478
00:29:49,295 --> 00:29:52,560
My wedding vows actually.
My fiancee and l are writing our own.
479
00:29:52,632 --> 00:29:54,623
Oh, that's sweet.
Isn't that sweet, Emma ?
480
00:29:54,701 --> 00:29:57,966
- lt's sweet as pie.
- We didn't write our own vows.
481
00:29:58,037 --> 00:30:01,632
lt's kind ot a new thing.
lt's nontraditionalist.
482
00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:05,735
We were so nervous. lt was hard enough
to do what the preacher told us.
483
00:30:05,812 --> 00:30:11,717
l didn't really think about it at all.
lt just seemed natural,
the order ot things.
484
00:30:11,784 --> 00:30:14,810
( Man )
l had doubts. l'll be honest.
485
00:30:14,887 --> 00:30:19,688
- You did ? You never told me that.
- l don't tell you everything.
486
00:30:19,759 --> 00:30:22,250
You better, you old geezer.
487
00:30:22,328 --> 00:30:25,354
lt seems like it worked out
pretty well tor both ot you.
488
00:30:25,431 --> 00:30:28,025
Oh, we're not married.
We're having an atfair.
489
00:30:28,101 --> 00:30:31,559
I'm happy for
the first time in 34 years.
490
00:30:31,637 --> 00:30:34,868
- I don't believe this.
- ( Man ) l don't have any regrets.
491
00:30:34,941 --> 00:30:39,173
My children are long gone,
and l gave my wite 30 taithtul years.
492
00:30:39,245 --> 00:30:42,043
Until l met Ned,
I aIways was convinced...
493
00:30:42,115 --> 00:30:45,278
that sex was some horrible obligation
God put on women...
494
00:30:45,351 --> 00:30:48,047
like cramps or high heels.
495
00:30:48,121 --> 00:30:51,522
For all those years,
she never experienced a genuine orgasm.
496
00:30:51,591 --> 00:30:54,560
Wondertul.
Could you watch my stutf ?
497
00:30:54,627 --> 00:30:57,357
l'm gonna go pull
the emergency cord.
498
00:31:07,373 --> 00:31:10,308
- Hi. How are you ?
- Hi.
499
00:31:10,376 --> 00:31:12,435
- Truck.
- What do you have ?
500
00:31:12,512 --> 00:31:17,211
A truck ? Can l see ?
Hey, hey, let me see your truck.
501
00:31:17,283 --> 00:31:20,446
- Grab my nose. Oh !
- Grab nose.
502
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:24,820
- ( Giggles )
- What are you doin' ?
503
00:31:24,891 --> 00:31:27,655
What are you doin' ?
Slap me five. Slap me five.
504
00:31:27,727 --> 00:31:29,661
- Five !
- Slap me tive.
505
00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:37,830
Something's wrong.
He should have called by now.
506
00:31:37,904 --> 00:31:40,395
He can take care ot himselt.
He's a grown man, isn't he ?
507
00:31:40,473 --> 00:31:43,169
Daddy, what is it exactly
that you don't like about Ben,
508
00:31:43,242 --> 00:31:46,473
besides the tact that he's from
New York and he voted tor Clinton ?
509
00:31:46,546 --> 00:31:49,515
- That's not enough ?
- l voted for Clinton.
510
00:31:49,582 --> 00:31:51,641
All the best presidents
sleep around.
511
00:31:51,717 --> 00:31:55,312
- Help.
- ( Phone Rings )
512
00:31:55,388 --> 00:31:58,414
Hello ? Oh, hi, Steve.
513
00:31:58,491 --> 00:32:00,425
- Ooh.
- ( Snaps Fingers )
514
00:32:00,493 --> 00:32:06,227
Oh, nothing, just, uh, you know,
staving oft a nervous breakdown.
515
00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:09,291
Oh, well, thank you,
but l can't.
516
00:32:09,368 --> 00:32:11,893
No. No, no, it does.
lt does sound like fun.
517
00:32:11,971 --> 00:32:14,132
But quite trankly, a series ot
rabies shots sounds like tun...
518
00:32:14,207 --> 00:32:16,198
compared to another evening
with these two.
519
00:32:16,275 --> 00:32:19,244
Bridget, come watch the biography
of Newt with me. He's amazing !
520
00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,405
He is not.
He's an imbecile.
521
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,075
- No, he's not. He's a damn genius.
- Well, then, you're an imbecile.
522
00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:26,141
Maybe l can come by
for just a little while.
523
00:32:26,219 --> 00:32:30,952
( Train Horn Blows )
524
00:32:31,023 --> 00:32:34,686
( Wheels Screeching )
525
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,728
( Man On P. A. )
The train will be underway momentarily.
526
00:32:36,796 --> 00:32:39,629
We apologize
for the inconvenience.
527
00:32:39,699 --> 00:32:44,329
( Sarah )
Hello !
528
00:32:44,403 --> 00:32:46,337
( Echoing )
529
00:32:46,405 --> 00:32:50,000
Can you hear me ?
( Echoing )
530
00:32:50,076 --> 00:32:53,170
ls anybody out there ?
531
00:32:53,246 --> 00:32:58,149
No, but leave a message,
and we'll call you back !
532
00:32:58,217 --> 00:33:00,242
Hi.
533
00:33:00,319 --> 00:33:01,980
Hi.
534
00:33:02,054 --> 00:33:04,079
l wasn't
expecting an answer.
535
00:33:04,156 --> 00:33:07,387
l wasn't expecting to tind
some crazy woman on the roof.
536
00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:09,394
Wanna come up ?
537
00:33:09,462 --> 00:33:14,991
No, not really.
l think probably that the top ot
the train might be otf-limits.
538
00:33:15,067 --> 00:33:19,367
l know. How many times in your life you
gonna see a view like this ? Come on.
539
00:33:19,438 --> 00:33:22,373
Seize the moment,
Benjie. Come on.
540
00:33:22,441 --> 00:33:26,104
l am. I'm eye level
with the sunset here,
541
00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:28,237
so l have a better view
because l'm--
542
00:33:28,314 --> 00:33:31,374
Come up.
543
00:33:31,450 --> 00:33:34,544
- ( Weak Shout )
- ( Echoing )
544
00:33:34,620 --> 00:33:38,818
Okay, buddy, this time, we're gonna
do it with a little more teeling.
545
00:33:38,891 --> 00:33:40,825
- Okay.
- We're just gonna--
546
00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:43,487
- Echo !
- ( Echoing )
547
00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:46,555
- l am alive !
- ( Echoing )
548
00:33:46,632 --> 00:33:48,691
Just a little-- Open.
Just push out.
549
00:33:48,768 --> 00:33:54,263
Push out. No one can hear you.
Just throw it out there.
550
00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:57,605
l am somebody !
551
00:33:57,677 --> 00:33:59,542
( Ben Shouting )
552
00:33:59,612 --> 00:34:02,103
- ( Shrieks, Laughs ) l think--
- Oh, God.
553
00:34:02,181 --> 00:34:05,446
l think He heard me.
Excuse me. l'm fine.
554
00:34:05,518 --> 00:34:07,952
Let me show you how l do it.
Okay, ready ?
555
00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:09,954
( Clears Throat )
556
00:34:10,022 --> 00:34:12,320
All right, here we go.
557
00:34:12,391 --> 00:34:16,987
( lmitating Tarzan Yell )
558
00:34:17,063 --> 00:34:19,896
( Echoing )
559
00:34:19,966 --> 00:34:24,926
- ( lmitating Tarzan Yell )
- ( Echoing )
560
00:34:25,004 --> 00:34:28,633
- Oh, God !
- ( Echoing )
561
00:34:28,708 --> 00:34:32,838
Stella !
562
00:34:32,912 --> 00:34:34,846
( Echoing )
563
00:34:37,149 --> 00:34:40,448
Well, that was nice.
You know, l mean, as sunsets go.
564
00:34:40,519 --> 00:34:43,977
This is interesting.
l don't remember the rooster car.
565
00:34:44,056 --> 00:34:48,857
- Do you remember seeing roosters ?
- No, l'm a vegetarian.
566
00:34:48,928 --> 00:34:50,953
( Rooster Crowing )
567
00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:55,091
Oh, no, not again.
Didn't you two hear the announcement ?
568
00:34:55,167 --> 00:34:57,431
When we stop
outside Youngsville,
569
00:34:57,503 --> 00:35:01,963
no one on the Savannah-bound train is
supposed to board the last three cars.
570
00:35:02,041 --> 00:35:06,341
-We uncouple there, and then we reroute.
-What does that mean ?
571
00:35:06,412 --> 00:35:08,972
That means this train's
going to Chicago.
572
00:35:09,048 --> 00:35:11,107
Aah !
573
00:35:11,183 --> 00:35:13,811
l got you. l got you
574
00:35:13,886 --> 00:35:16,719
You try to seize the moment,
you end up getting yourself killed.
575
00:35:16,789 --> 00:35:19,155
- Will you jump ?
lt's not going that fast.
- lt's too tast !
576
00:35:19,225 --> 00:35:22,126
l got you. l got you.
There you go.
577
00:35:22,194 --> 00:35:26,460
There's another one coming
tomorrow afternoon, or there's
a bus station in town.
578
00:35:26,532 --> 00:35:28,932
Okay, thanks I
579
00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:34,496
l'm starting to get the teeling
that there's maybe a hint
that l'm not getting here.
580
00:35:34,573 --> 00:35:39,101
- Just spell it out tor me !
- ( Thunderclap )
581
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:42,375
- That pretty much spell it out for ya ?
- l'd say it does.
582
00:35:57,963 --> 00:36:00,830
Whoo ! Yeah !
Whoo !
583
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:04,131
Hey ! Come on !
What are you doing ?
584
00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:07,661
- Oh ! Come on !
- Oh !
585
00:36:07,740 --> 00:36:11,676
- ( Laughs )
- ) Groans )
586
00:36:11,744 --> 00:36:16,443
- Whee !
- ( Groans )
587
00:36:16,515 --> 00:36:20,576
- ( Groaning )
- Oh, come on !
588
00:36:20,653 --> 00:36:24,248
- Ah ! lt kills. lt kills. Ah !
- ( Laughing )
589
00:36:24,323 --> 00:36:27,053
( Groans )
Ow !
590
00:36:27,126 --> 00:36:29,287
( Both Groaning )
591
00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:31,659
- Not exactly a hub city, I guess.
- No !
592
00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,995
But we'll come back
in the morning.
593
00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:36,364
- What do we do tor the next 12 hours ?
- Come on.
594
00:36:36,435 --> 00:36:41,395
- l have an instinct about these things.
- No ! lt's hailing ! No !
595
00:36:45,878 --> 00:36:48,438
( Gasps )
How are you ?
596
00:36:48,514 --> 00:36:50,482
lt's so good to see you !
597
00:36:50,549 --> 00:36:55,282
( Chattering )
598
00:36:55,354 --> 00:36:57,549
- You gotta see Linda. Remember Linda ?
- Hi !
599
00:36:57,623 --> 00:37:01,491
Hey, you guys, look who came.
Bridget's getting married this weekend.
600
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,994
( Women Squealing )
601
00:37:04,063 --> 00:37:08,625
( Man )
@ Hey, hey, hey, hey @
602
00:37:08,701 --> 00:37:12,660
- Ouch ! lt kills ! lt kills !
- @ Hey, hey, hey, hey @
603
00:37:12,738 --> 00:37:15,901
Oh ! Oh, man !
604
00:37:15,975 --> 00:37:19,809
- lt's open 24 hours.
- What are you doing ? No, no, hey.
605
00:37:19,879 --> 00:37:22,006
Benjie, they
cannot kick us out.
606
00:37:22,081 --> 00:37:24,777
- Please, get up.
- Oh, God !
607
00:37:24,850 --> 00:37:28,308
l love this place so much.
608
00:37:28,387 --> 00:37:31,185
- Oh ! Oh !
- This is dry.
lt's the best thing l can say.
609
00:37:31,257 --> 00:37:35,193
Oh, my God,
this is heaven.
610
00:37:35,261 --> 00:37:40,324
( Man ) @ Baby has an old witch doll
My baby rang his bell @
611
00:37:46,105 --> 00:37:50,166
@ l didn't have the time to tell
my baby fare you well @
612
00:37:50,242 --> 00:37:53,939
@ Hey, hey, hey, hey @@
613
00:37:58,551 --> 00:38:01,042
( Yells )
614
00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:07,118
Takes him down.
615
00:38:07,193 --> 00:38:08,888
( Both Laughing )
616
00:38:08,961 --> 00:38:11,828
l just wish we'd
stayed in touch.
617
00:38:11,897 --> 00:38:15,492
- l regret not keeping
the friendship going.
- We're triends.
618
00:38:15,568 --> 00:38:18,901
Steve, triends.
619
00:38:18,971 --> 00:38:22,566
l regret that too.
620
00:38:29,415 --> 00:38:33,374
@ How can l just
621
00:38:33,452 --> 00:38:37,513
@ Let you leave
without a trace @
622
00:38:37,590 --> 00:38:41,424
@ When l stand here
taking every breath @
623
00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:45,987
@ With you
Ooh, ooh @
624
00:38:46,065 --> 00:38:51,970
@@ You're the only one who
really knew me at all @
625
00:38:52,037 --> 00:38:55,734
@ So take a look at me now @
626
00:38:55,808 --> 00:38:59,437
@ There's just
an empty space @
627
00:38:59,511 --> 00:39:03,607
@ There's nothing lett here
to remind me @
628
00:39:03,682 --> 00:39:06,651
@ Just the memory
ot your tace @
629
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,712
@ Take a look at me now @ @
630
00:39:14,126 --> 00:39:17,584
- Do you remember that song ?
- Yeah.
631
00:39:17,663 --> 00:39:20,723
l thought you would.
632
00:39:20,799 --> 00:39:23,495
All l'm saying is that l don't
understand the idea of living...
633
00:39:23,569 --> 00:39:26,094
with just one person
tor the rest ot my life.
634
00:39:26,171 --> 00:39:28,537
How do you make
a choice like that ?
635
00:39:28,607 --> 00:39:30,541
That's like choosing what
you're gonna wear in 25 years.
636
00:39:30,609 --> 00:39:33,407
lt things worked that way, everyone
would still be wearing hot pants.
637
00:39:33,479 --> 00:39:36,915
- Ya dig ?
- l never wore hot pants,
so there goes your whole argument.
638
00:39:36,982 --> 00:39:40,349
Hey, life is supposed
to be a ride, right ?
639
00:39:40,419 --> 00:39:44,082
You want to be on your deathbed
saying, ''l played by all
the rules,'' or ''l lived'' ?
640
00:39:44,156 --> 00:39:47,489
'Cause l lived. l loved.
l tought. l broke hearts.
641
00:39:47,559 --> 00:39:50,494
l screamed. l bled.
642
00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:53,122
l guess thinking like that can explain
your hostility toward marriage.
643
00:39:53,198 --> 00:39:56,895
l don't have hostility toward marriage.
l just have hostility
towards my husband.
644
00:39:56,969 --> 00:39:59,733
You're married ?
645
00:39:59,805 --> 00:40:01,796
Yep. Twice, actually.
646
00:40:01,874 --> 00:40:05,105
you saw him. I was
kissing him at the airport.
647
00:40:05,177 --> 00:40:09,136
My husband Carl was a hustler
from the first day l met him.
648
00:40:09,214 --> 00:40:12,411
Who am l to talk ?
l was a dog walker.
649
00:40:12,484 --> 00:40:16,181
He convinced me l should invest
in a bagel store down in Savannah,
650
00:40:16,255 --> 00:40:18,485
because he thought they couldn't
make good bagels.
651
00:40:18,557 --> 00:40:20,491
That's why they lost
the Civil War.
652
00:40:20,559 --> 00:40:22,891
Of course, we had
to invest all my money,
653
00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:26,557
because Carl's was tied up
in some phony tax shelter.
654
00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:30,193
- ls that your &25,000
you were talking about ?
- Yep.
655
00:40:30,269 --> 00:40:34,569
l am going to sell the place,
get the last in a string of divorces.
656
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:38,269
Ot course, he doesn't
know about it, or the divorce.
657
00:40:38,344 --> 00:40:41,245
Wow. What a story.
658
00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:44,771
So do you think it's
a terrible thing l'm doing ?
659
00:40:44,850 --> 00:40:49,048
You know,
deceiving my husband ?
660
00:40:49,121 --> 00:40:54,058
No, l--
lt's none of my business.
661
00:40:54,126 --> 00:40:57,459
Well, l do.
662
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,265
( Man ) @ Beg you listen me, don't be
kissin' me till l'm done @
663
00:41:04,336 --> 00:41:08,363
@ l'm some champion of reason
like seasoning @
664
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,375
@ Pepper your thoughts with spice
and entice you to a space @
665
00:41:11,443 --> 00:41:14,173
or layers are leaps @
666
00:41:14,246 --> 00:41:16,976
@ Think what I think
with my prayers, it's nice @
667
00:41:17,049 --> 00:41:19,677
@ My world is everYthing
I've become contained @
668
00:41:22,321 --> 00:41:25,051
@ l'm comin' from the same place
l'm still runnin' from @
669
00:41:25,124 --> 00:41:30,152
@ Even sittin' in the garden
l can still get stung @@
670
00:41:34,433 --> 00:41:39,063
( Moans )
671
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:46,168
- Hi.
- Hello.
672
00:41:46,245 --> 00:41:50,443
l'm gonna go outside
and take a walk.
673
00:41:50,516 --> 00:41:53,451
Will you watch
my stutt tor me ?
674
00:41:53,519 --> 00:41:56,955
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
675
00:41:59,324 --> 00:42:03,124
( Clears Throat )
676
00:42:21,013 --> 00:42:23,573
( Woman )
@ My Jesus @
677
00:42:23,649 --> 00:42:26,049
@@ ( Continues, lndistinct )
678
00:43:11,497 --> 00:43:15,194
Mr. Spiro, hi.
lt's Sarah Lewis.
679
00:43:15,267 --> 00:43:20,899
Yeah, listen, l'm on my way down to sell
the bagel shop. l should be there--
680
00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:23,271
What ?
681
00:43:27,513 --> 00:43:30,311
( Sighs )
No.
682
00:43:30,382 --> 00:43:33,351
Mr. Spiro, l think
that's a misunderstanding,
683
00:43:33,418 --> 00:43:36,649
'cause the man who called couldn't
possibly have been my husband.
684
00:43:36,722 --> 00:43:39,850
No.
685
00:43:39,925 --> 00:43:41,859
( Chattering )
686
00:43:41,927 --> 00:43:47,126
No, Mr. Spiro, actually,
my husband-- He's coming
with me to sell the property.
687
00:43:47,199 --> 00:43:49,997
- Hi.
- No, no, no, no.
l have these. How ya doin' ?
688
00:43:50,068 --> 00:43:52,696
- lt's okay. l can pay for them.
- lt's the least l can do.
689
00:43:52,771 --> 00:43:54,932
- Two tor the 9:30 to Savannah, please.
- Thank you.
690
00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:56,998
( Man ) Residents of Savannah,
Georgia, are at risk...
691
00:43:57,075 --> 00:44:00,704
for the hurricane to make landfall
by tomorrow afternoon.
692
00:44:00,779 --> 00:44:03,247
Where's my wallet ?
693
00:44:06,919 --> 00:44:10,480
- ( Chattering )
- ( Blows Raspberries )
694
00:44:10,556 --> 00:44:13,320
- ( Chattering )
- ( Sarah ) Fun in the sun.
695
00:44:13,392 --> 00:44:16,657
You've already won.
We're taking you to Miami.
696
00:44:16,728 --> 00:44:19,856
Hey, Ben,
you know what this is ?
697
00:44:19,932 --> 00:44:23,424
This is one ot those real estate things
where they give you prizes.
698
00:44:23,502 --> 00:44:27,199
You look at one ot their condos. l used
to do phone solicitation for these guys.
699
00:44:27,272 --> 00:44:29,672
l was wonderin' why you hadn't
mentioned phone solicitation.
700
00:44:29,741 --> 00:44:33,336
They'll take you anywhere it they think
there's a chance of you buyin' a condo.
701
00:44:33,412 --> 00:44:36,643
l'm sure you've done this before,
but it's not my speed.
702
00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:39,206
Benjie, make you
a deal, okay ?
703
00:44:39,284 --> 00:44:42,811
l will get you on the bus. l'll get you
down to Savannah for your wedding,
704
00:44:42,888 --> 00:44:47,882
if once we're down there
just for a couple ot minutes,
you pretend you're my husband.
705
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:51,828
What do l have to do ? Treat you badly
and get you to make bad investments ?
706
00:44:51,897 --> 00:44:56,231
No. We have no other option.
What options do we have ? Zero. None.
707
00:44:56,301 --> 00:44:59,793
Yet still somehow, they seem
more appealing than this one.
708
00:44:59,871 --> 00:45:02,305
l'm going another way.
Wait, Sarah.
709
00:45:02,374 --> 00:45:06,868
- l don't wanna be your husband.
- Ben. Ben.
710
00:45:06,945 --> 00:45:10,608
- Do you think l like these ?
- l don't know. Everybody's ditterent.
711
00:45:10,682 --> 00:45:14,049
No, Ben, this is not tor me.
This is tor a little person.
712
00:45:14,119 --> 00:45:18,715
- l know, your nephew.
- No, not my nephew, my son.
713
00:45:18,790 --> 00:45:22,021
- You have a son ?
- Yes, l have a son.
714
00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:27,122
l have a ten-year-old boy who lives
in Savannah with my tirst ex-husband.
715
00:45:27,199 --> 00:45:30,168
And, um, l haven't seen him
in, like, two years.
716
00:45:30,235 --> 00:45:34,399
l wanted to take the money trom the
store, and l wanted to give it to him...
717
00:45:34,473 --> 00:45:37,567
for college or school
or whatever he wanted.
718
00:45:37,643 --> 00:45:43,047
It didn't matter to me,
but l can't go in there empty-handed.
719
00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:46,312
( Sighs )
So, please ?
720
00:45:48,754 --> 00:45:48,787
Hey, everybody.
l want your attention for one second.
721
00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:52,279
Hey, everybody.
l want your attention for one second.
722
00:45:52,357 --> 00:45:54,587
l'm like to introduce
two new sun seekers.
723
00:45:54,660 --> 00:45:57,254
Okay, Ben and Sarah.
724
00:45:57,329 --> 00:45:59,820
- HoImes and Lewis.
- Just married.
725
00:45:59,898 --> 00:46:02,492
Yes, l'm keeping my name.
What am l ? His slave ?
726
00:46:02,567 --> 00:46:05,866
They missed their bus, so
l thought we'd give them a ride.
727
00:46:05,937 --> 00:46:09,464
Actually, as it turns out,
they are looking for a place to live.
728
00:46:09,541 --> 00:46:13,978
We were gonna stay with his
parents, but l can take that tor
a week betore l poke out my eye.
729
00:46:14,046 --> 00:46:16,810
No otfense, honey,
but realIy, they're not human.
730
00:46:16,882 --> 00:46:20,477
And guess what, everybody.
Yo u're gonna love this. Ben is a doctor.
731
00:46:20,552 --> 00:46:22,543
( Applause )
732
00:46:24,356 --> 00:46:26,051
We came to the right bus.
733
00:46:26,124 --> 00:46:28,786
Tell 'em what
your specialty is.
734
00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:32,489
What's your
speciality, pooky ?
735
00:46:32,564 --> 00:46:34,657
Tsk.
736
00:46:34,733 --> 00:46:39,033
He's a surgeon. Yeah.
737
00:46:39,104 --> 00:46:40,571
- Going to be.
- Going.
738
00:46:40,639 --> 00:46:42,231
He's shy.
Brain surgeon.
739
00:46:42,307 --> 00:46:45,401
That's why we're
relocating down to Miami.
740
00:46:45,477 --> 00:46:48,913
Let's tace tacts. lt's like
one big emergency room down there.
741
00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:51,380
No oftense. No otfense.
742
00:46:57,856 --> 00:47:01,553
( Man )
@ Every day l get in the queue @
743
00:47:01,626 --> 00:47:03,594
@ Too much, magic bus @
744
00:47:03,662 --> 00:47:07,723
It takes me to you @
745
00:47:07,799 --> 00:47:11,530
@ l'm so nervous
l just sit down and smile @ @
746
00:47:11,603 --> 00:47:16,700
Okay, one hour fiesta. A little taste
of Mexico, and you can drink the water.
747
00:47:16,775 --> 00:47:20,939
Ben Holmes. ( Laughs )
Sorry about the collect call.
748
00:47:21,012 --> 00:47:26,450
l'll reimburse you when l get--
Okay. ls Bridget around ?
749
00:47:26,518 --> 00:47:30,454
Uh-huh. She's out to lunch.
Okay. Who's Steve ?
750
00:47:32,758 --> 00:47:34,726
- Come on.
- Yes.
751
00:47:34,793 --> 00:47:37,284
Hyah, hyah, hyah.
752
00:47:37,362 --> 00:47:40,889
Hyah, hyah,
hyah, hyah.
753
00:47:42,634 --> 00:47:44,625
Hi.
754
00:47:44,703 --> 00:47:46,967
( Spanish Accent ) You wanna go on
the spinning sombrero ride ?
755
00:47:47,038 --> 00:47:49,302
- No, not really.
- Oh, come on.
756
00:47:49,374 --> 00:47:51,604
Bunch of 70-year-olds
are going. Come on.
757
00:47:51,676 --> 00:47:53,644
Sarah, there's two kinds
of people in lite.
758
00:47:53,712 --> 00:47:57,045
The kind that look at the spinning
sombrero ride and think...
759
00:47:57,115 --> 00:47:59,083
that there's maybe some
amusement to be had there...
760
00:47:59,151 --> 00:48:01,881
and the kind that look at it and think,
''Where will l throw up atter ?''
761
00:48:01,953 --> 00:48:04,922
You really should get some thrills in
your lite before you die.
762
00:48:04,990 --> 00:48:07,322
- Nausea is not a thrill.
- Shh !
763
00:48:09,127 --> 00:48:11,618
( Woman )
I've noticed you around.
764
00:48:11,696 --> 00:48:13,721
Everybody, say,
''Come on, Ben.''
765
00:48:13,799 --> 00:48:16,734
( Group )
Come on, Ben !
766
00:48:16,802 --> 00:48:18,133
( Man )
All right.
767
00:48:18,203 --> 00:48:19,636
( Sarah )
Whoo !
768
00:48:22,574 --> 00:48:24,906
( Shouting )
769
00:48:27,546 --> 00:48:30,913
Don't throw up on me, Tony.
770
00:48:30,982 --> 00:48:32,813
Let it out, baby !
771
00:48:32,884 --> 00:48:35,614
( Screaming )
772
00:48:52,504 --> 00:48:54,597
Murray !
773
00:48:56,842 --> 00:48:59,504
( Man )
Hey ! Stop the ride !
774
00:48:59,578 --> 00:49:01,341
Stop the ride !
775
00:49:01,413 --> 00:49:04,507
( Murmuring )
776
00:49:04,583 --> 00:49:07,711
Give him some room.
777
00:49:07,786 --> 00:49:10,448
Where's Dr. Holmes ?
Anybody see Dr. Holmes ? Dr. Holmes !
778
00:49:10,522 --> 00:49:16,358
Dr. Holmes, l think we, uh--
I think we need you.
779
00:49:18,463 --> 00:49:23,264
Step back. Let the doctor
do some work, huh ?
780
00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:27,999
- Uh, all right. Call 911.
- Somebody call 911 !
781
00:49:28,073 --> 00:49:30,041
We're gonna get
your head back here.
782
00:49:30,108 --> 00:49:33,544
Okay. Listen for breath,
check tor a pulse.
783
00:49:33,612 --> 00:49:36,547
Hey, you know what.
Step back, guys.
784
00:49:36,615 --> 00:49:42,076
Let him breathe
a little bit, huh ? Step back.
785
00:49:42,153 --> 00:49:45,748
( Siren Wailing )
786
00:49:45,824 --> 00:49:48,759
Excuse me, guys.
Excuse me.
787
00:49:48,827 --> 00:49:51,159
Dr. keller,
this is Dr. Holmes.
788
00:49:51,229 --> 00:49:54,687
He suffered an acute
myocardial infarction...
789
00:49:54,766 --> 00:49:57,894
that was complicated
by ventricular fibrillation.
790
00:49:57,969 --> 00:50:00,767
Okay.
791
00:50:00,839 --> 00:50:04,502
But he's going to be fine.
You saved his lite. Good work, Doctor.
792
00:50:04,576 --> 00:50:06,874
- ( Group Murmuring )
- Good work.
793
00:50:06,945 --> 00:50:10,506
Hey, everyone, l think
out of respect for Florence,
794
00:50:10,582 --> 00:50:13,016
we're gonna stay
here in town tonight, okay ?
795
00:50:13,084 --> 00:50:16,713
l made arrangements
at a local moteI.
796
00:50:16,788 --> 00:50:20,815
We really have to get on the road,
so we're gonna part ways here.
797
00:50:20,892 --> 00:50:25,591
- l absolutely insist. See ya outside.
- No, no, no, we're--
798
00:50:34,005 --> 00:50:37,338
Wow. What a passion pit.
799
00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:41,004
lt's the honeymoon suite. lmagine
what the wedding must have been like.
800
00:50:41,079 --> 00:50:43,013
Mm-mmm.
801
00:50:50,322 --> 00:50:53,587
( Sighs,
Clears Throat )
802
00:50:55,694 --> 00:50:58,322
l think l'm gonna
take a bath.
803
00:51:06,638 --> 00:51:10,301
- ( Clears Throat )
- ( Door Thudding, Handle Squeaking )
804
00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:15,108
- ( Squeaking Continues )
- ( Clattering )
805
00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:17,011
- Hi.
- Door won't close.
806
00:51:17,082 --> 00:51:20,074
Need some help ?
807
00:51:23,388 --> 00:51:26,619
- Thank you.
- ( Clears Throat )
808
00:51:34,933 --> 00:51:37,265
( Bones Cracking )
809
00:51:37,335 --> 00:51:40,532
( Water Running )
810
00:51:56,688 --> 00:52:00,021
( Sighs, Mutters )
811
00:52:08,433 --> 00:52:11,527
Oh, yeah. Oh.
812
00:52:11,603 --> 00:52:16,506
@ lf l call
three times a da
813
00:52:16,574 --> 00:52:20,840
@ Come and drive
my blues away @
814
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:26,979
- ( Groans )
- @ Be ready to play @
815
00:52:27,052 --> 00:52:31,580
@ Do your, do your @
816
00:52:31,656 --> 00:52:34,591
@ lf you want
to have some luck @
817
00:52:34,659 --> 00:52:39,892
your last buck @
818
00:52:39,964 --> 00:52:43,127
@ And it you can't be @
819
00:52:43,201 --> 00:52:45,260
@ With the one
you love, honey @
820
00:52:47,839 --> 00:52:50,307
@ Love the one
you're with @ @
821
00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:54,903
- ( Radio Off )
- @ l heard you said
you didn't love me @
822
00:52:54,979 --> 00:52:57,948
( Vocalizing )
823
00:52:58,016 --> 00:53:00,951
@ If l need attention @
824
00:53:01,019 --> 00:53:06,821
@ Call, l'll call you
on the phone @
825
00:53:06,891 --> 00:53:10,622
- ( Tapping Quietly )
- l'm gonna head down to the gitt shop.
826
00:53:10,695 --> 00:53:15,394
- lt's Ben.
- Okay. Thanks for clearing that up.
827
00:53:15,467 --> 00:53:18,925
@ lf my radiator
gets too hot @@
828
00:53:19,003 --> 00:53:22,803
Yeah, Dad, uh, wire
the money to, uh,
829
00:53:22,874 --> 00:53:26,037
Cash-O-Gram otfice
in Orin, South Carolina.
830
00:53:26,111 --> 00:53:29,376
Yeah, Ben, Orin, South Carolina,
but what are you do--
831
00:53:29,447 --> 00:53:32,177
- What is he doing in South Carolina ?
- l'm handling this.
832
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:34,184
What are you doing
in South Carolina ?
833
00:53:34,252 --> 00:53:36,948
What's going on ? Are you coming
through the Bermuda Triangle ?
834
00:53:37,021 --> 00:53:39,546
Could l talk to
you guys a second ?
835
00:53:39,624 --> 00:53:41,558
- Certainly.
- Yeah, sure.
836
00:53:41,626 --> 00:53:44,652
l was wondering--
l mean, l-- Are you happy ?
837
00:53:44,729 --> 00:53:48,597
- You're asking if we're happy ?
- Yeah.
838
00:53:48,666 --> 00:53:50,600
- We're very proud ot you.
- That's not what he asked.
839
00:53:50,668 --> 00:53:53,296
- He asked if we're happy.
- I heard what he said.
840
00:53:53,371 --> 00:53:55,965
- Why shouldn't we be happy ?
- l mean, uh--
841
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,474
With your lives together,
with your marriage.
842
00:53:58,543 --> 00:54:01,410
- What kind ot questions are these ?
- What's this about ?
843
00:54:02,981 --> 00:54:06,974
Well, on the way down here,
l met this woman.
844
00:54:07,051 --> 00:54:09,144
- Oh, Ben, you idiot !
- Would you let him talk ?
845
00:54:09,220 --> 00:54:10,744
What woman, you idiot ?
846
00:54:10,822 --> 00:54:12,790
She's just--
lt's not like that.
847
00:54:12,857 --> 00:54:16,190
lt's just that she's completely
ditferent than anyone l've ever met.
848
00:54:16,261 --> 00:54:18,354
Please ! They always are !
849
00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:20,363
This is not good timing.
850
00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:23,798
- You're supposed to be getting married.
- l know, Mom.
851
00:54:23,868 --> 00:54:29,101
l want to know how, when you got
married, how you knew you were
the right ones for one another.
852
00:54:29,174 --> 00:54:31,108
( Whispers )
l understand. Listen to me.
853
00:54:31,176 --> 00:54:36,170
Ben, when l met your father, l had
an opportunity to marry Sam Wellman.
854
00:54:36,247 --> 00:54:39,307
- Sam Wellman ?
- Shh ! Will you please ?
855
00:54:39,384 --> 00:54:42,979
- Who is now a very
prominent businessman--
- He sells pooIs.
856
00:54:43,054 --> 00:54:45,614
They're not even built-in.
They're the kind you blow up.
857
00:54:45,690 --> 00:54:47,885
- Some are built-in.
- Even they leak.
858
00:54:47,959 --> 00:54:49,893
lt's okay. You know what ?
lt's tine.
859
00:54:49,961 --> 00:54:51,929
l was just curious,
but it's--
860
00:54:51,996 --> 00:54:53,964
Dad, l appreciate it
it you could wire the money.
861
00:54:54,032 --> 00:54:57,729
- l'll be down there
as soon as l can, okay ?
- Okay, kid. Take care, huh ?
862
00:54:57,802 --> 00:55:00,930
Yeah. Bye-bye.
863
00:55:01,005 --> 00:55:03,132
Thanks.
864
00:55:07,378 --> 00:55:10,472
( Sighs )
865
00:55:10,548 --> 00:55:13,073
- ( Water Bubbling )
- Whoo ! Okay.
Okay, now, we're honeymooning.
866
00:55:13,151 --> 00:55:15,381
All right.
867
00:55:15,453 --> 00:55:17,444
But, l mean, it seems like
what you're saying, though,
868
00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:20,082
is that marriage
itself is good.
869
00:55:20,158 --> 00:55:24,458
Oh, you know, yeah-- You gotta remember
your parents were young once.
870
00:55:24,529 --> 00:55:26,793
They went out dancing.
871
00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:29,493
They made love
in the back seats of cars.
872
00:55:29,567 --> 00:55:32,400
Then they got married and had kids,
and the kids, they slowly...
873
00:55:32,470 --> 00:55:34,734
sucked the life
right out of them,
874
00:55:34,806 --> 00:55:38,242
until all their passion,
all their visions of a life...
875
00:55:38,309 --> 00:55:41,767
of great adventure are reduced
to hoping to be able...
876
00:55:41,846 --> 00:55:43,871
to sit on a goddamned toilet
in peace !
877
00:55:47,218 --> 00:55:47,252
Well, l'm gonna get
something to eat, Joe, so l--
878
00:55:47,252 --> 00:55:49,243
Well, l'm gonna get
something to eat, Joe, so l--
879
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,312
- ( Alan ) l can't believe it !
- ( Debbie ) How weird !
880
00:55:52,390 --> 00:55:55,723
- Ben ! Oh my God !
- Hey !
881
00:55:55,793 --> 00:55:58,284
- What's going on ? Hey, Debbie.
- Hi !
882
00:55:58,363 --> 00:56:00,297
- How are ya ?
- I'm good.
883
00:56:00,365 --> 00:56:02,299
- What are you doing here ?
- What are you doing here ?
884
00:56:02,367 --> 00:56:05,996
Uh, it's-- You would not believe
what happened to me.
885
00:56:06,070 --> 00:56:08,038
Tell me about it. When they closed
La Guardia, l couldn't get a flight...
886
00:56:08,106 --> 00:56:10,802
out ot Newark or J.F.k.,
but, uh, luckily, uh,
887
00:56:10,875 --> 00:56:12,809
Debbie here
had a vehicIe.
888
00:56:12,877 --> 00:56:15,311
Uh, well, there's a certain symmetry
there. Best man, maid ot honor.
889
00:56:15,380 --> 00:56:17,348
- You know.
- Well, not really.
890
00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:19,349
- This is Joe.
- Hi. Farrell.
891
00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:21,442
Head ot the Sunshine Seekers
Real Estate Company.
892
00:56:21,519 --> 00:56:24,147
Joe, uh--
Joe gave me a ride down here.
893
00:56:24,222 --> 00:56:26,520
And it was a pleasure.
Quite a couple.
894
00:56:26,591 --> 00:56:30,118
- So, you guys staying here ?
- No, no, it's like
the only place for miles.
895
00:56:30,194 --> 00:56:31,923
You know, we thought we'd stop,
get a bite to eat, pee.
896
00:56:31,996 --> 00:56:35,261
- Yeah, so come on.
We'll give you a litt.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
897
00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:38,860
- You're not taking the good
doctor away trom us now.
- The good doctor ?
898
00:56:38,937 --> 00:56:41,770
So, maybe you guys
should just eat,
899
00:56:41,839 --> 00:56:43,773
and I'Il just come back down
and meet you in say, you know--
900
00:56:43,841 --> 00:56:45,866
- Fifteen minutes ? ls that good ?
- Great.
901
00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:48,242
- Let me grab the stuft out ot my room.
- You got a-- You got a room ?
902
00:56:48,313 --> 00:56:51,180
- Yeah, the honeymoon suite.
A Iittle ba-da-bing.
- ( Chuckles )
903
00:56:51,249 --> 00:56:53,547
That's right.
Rehearsing tor tomorrow night.
904
00:56:53,618 --> 00:56:57,452
- What's tomorrow night ?
- Hey, this kid's gettin' married.
905
00:56:57,522 --> 00:57:00,889
- Yeah.
- ( Chuckles )
906
00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:03,553
That's-- that's funny.
He's already married.
907
00:57:06,064 --> 00:57:08,464
( Laughs )
908
00:57:10,234 --> 00:57:12,202
That's true,
you know,
909
00:57:12,270 --> 00:57:15,034
but, uh, in my heart
l'm already there.
910
00:57:15,106 --> 00:57:17,870
But we all have lives to lead,
so let's move on with that,
and l'll see you guys in a bit.
911
00:57:17,942 --> 00:57:20,877
Nice talking to ya, Joe.
Okay, guys.
912
00:57:20,945 --> 00:57:24,073
@@ You gotta have heart @@
913
00:57:24,148 --> 00:57:26,343
( Man ) Please, ma'am,
l need your signature, ma'am.
914
00:57:26,417 --> 00:57:29,386
( Virginia )
Signature ? For what ?
915
00:57:29,454 --> 00:57:31,547
Look at this.
lt says ''damaged. " Do you see ?
916
00:57:31,622 --> 00:57:34,819
- Can you read, young man ?
D-A-M-A-G-E-D, damaged.
- Damaged.
917
00:57:38,963 --> 00:57:42,831
We're very proud ot Ben.
918
00:57:42,900 --> 00:57:46,233
lf he's late, believe you me,
he has a good reason.
919
00:57:46,304 --> 00:57:50,070
What l don't understand is how,
in this day and age...
920
00:57:50,141 --> 00:57:53,110
ot A.T.M.'s and cell phones
and the lnternet...
921
00:57:53,177 --> 00:57:55,975
and Voyager Two,
922
00:57:56,047 --> 00:58:00,347
could it take two days--
two days--
923
00:58:00,418 --> 00:58:02,943
to get from New York
to Savannah.
924
00:58:03,021 --> 00:58:06,616
Oh, don't drink
out of the bottle, darling.
925
00:58:06,691 --> 00:58:09,216
Thank you.
926
00:58:09,293 --> 00:58:11,523
We are really
very proud ot him.
927
00:58:13,865 --> 00:58:16,425
This is ridiculous.
928
00:58:16,501 --> 00:58:18,765
l'll put an end to this
right now.
929
00:58:18,836 --> 00:58:23,967
Pretending to be a doctor, listening to
my parents' advice on my personal lite.
930
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:27,478
Sarah ? Sarah ?
931
00:58:36,621 --> 00:58:39,647
( Bridget ) And where's my lousy
maid of honor ? Where's Debbie ?
932
00:58:39,724 --> 00:58:42,192
Huh ?
Can l not at least have that ?
933
00:58:42,260 --> 00:58:46,424
Who's supposed to be pouring me
drinks while l'm being stood up
by the so-called groom ?
934
00:58:46,497 --> 00:58:48,522
Answer me that.
Thank you.
935
00:58:48,599 --> 00:58:51,329
Honey, he'll be here.
lt's all gonna work out.
936
00:58:51,402 --> 00:58:54,530
lt's true, Bridge.
Husband and wife, that is something.
937
00:58:54,605 --> 00:58:56,869
lt must be nice to see your parents
back together, though.
938
00:58:56,941 --> 00:58:58,875
Yeah, talk about
a match made in hell.
939
00:58:58,943 --> 00:59:01,912
What do you mean,
''back together ?''
940
00:59:01,979 --> 00:59:04,812
What do you mean
you're separated ?
941
00:59:04,882 --> 00:59:06,816
Oh, honey, baby,
sugar lump,
942
00:59:06,884 --> 00:59:10,285
it means your tather
has an apartment he stays in...
943
00:59:10,354 --> 00:59:12,754
- when you're not here.
- l'm never here.
944
00:59:12,824 --> 00:59:14,815
l stay there a lot.
945
00:59:14,892 --> 00:59:17,690
When were you
going to tell me ?
946
00:59:17,762 --> 00:59:19,753
Honey, we didn't want to
spoil your wedding.
947
00:59:19,831 --> 00:59:22,629
This is your special time.
WelI, it would have been.
948
00:59:23,868 --> 00:59:27,031
Okay
949
00:59:27,105 --> 00:59:29,039
Okay.
950
00:59:30,908 --> 00:59:33,900
Get me outta here.
951
00:59:35,379 --> 00:59:38,610
@@ ( SaIsa )
952
00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:48,024
Whoo !
953
01:00:12,884 --> 01:00:17,480
- ( Man ) Look who's here. Hey, Ben.
- ( Woman ) There's Ben.
954
01:00:23,361 --> 01:00:26,353
l want to buy this man--
( Continues, lndistinct )
955
01:00:30,334 --> 01:00:32,268
Whoo !
956
01:00:43,447 --> 01:00:46,245
Whoo !
957
01:01:01,866 --> 01:01:05,063
- ( Applause )
- Whoo ! ( Chuckles )
958
01:01:08,706 --> 01:01:10,640
@@ ( Piano )
959
01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:14,773
( Woman )
Get out there.
960
01:01:14,845 --> 01:01:17,871
How can you
resist it ?
961
01:01:17,949 --> 01:01:20,440
( Laughing, Chattering )
962
01:01:27,792 --> 01:01:29,726
- ( Grunts )
- ( Chuckles )
963
01:01:29,794 --> 01:01:32,922
You look like you should be
writing to your congressman
to protest cuts in Medicare.
964
01:01:32,997 --> 01:01:34,931
Really ? That's exactly
the look l was going tor,
965
01:01:34,999 --> 01:01:36,967
compliments ot
Sun Seeker Phyllis.
966
01:01:37,034 --> 01:01:39,559
Listen, Sarah,
l just ran into, uh--
967
01:01:39,637 --> 01:01:42,435
Shh. You can't do
two things at one time.
968
01:01:42,506 --> 01:01:44,736
- Well, the plans that we sort ot--
- Okay.
969
01:01:44,809 --> 01:01:48,836
You obviously didn't win your
tiancee over on the dance tloor
either, did you ?
970
01:01:54,385 --> 01:01:56,945
How did you
and Bridget meet ?
971
01:01:57,021 --> 01:02:01,014
- Uh, at a party.
- And ?
972
01:02:01,092 --> 01:02:04,152
- lt was a surprise party.
- Oh, what a beautitul story.
973
01:02:04,228 --> 01:02:06,162
lt must have been
a magical night.
974
01:02:06,230 --> 01:02:08,164
No wonder you can't
write your vows.
975
01:02:16,207 --> 01:02:19,665
No ottense, but l'm not sure l should be
taking romantic advice from you
976
01:02:19,744 --> 01:02:22,713
- You think ?
- Failure's a fantastic teacher.
977
01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:25,271
You could learn from my mistakes.
l could tell you...
978
01:02:25,349 --> 01:02:27,874
everything l hated about my husbands and
my boytriends so you don't do the same.
979
01:02:27,952 --> 01:02:30,318
- Should l get a pad ?
- Get a scroll.
980
01:02:30,388 --> 01:02:32,413
- A scroll ? ( Chuckles )
- Aw, okay.
981
01:02:32,490 --> 01:02:36,551
Never forget her birthday. Make
a really, really big deaI out of it.
982
01:02:36,627 --> 01:02:38,788
Atter sex, hold her
for a little while.
983
01:02:38,863 --> 01:02:41,388
- You know, talk to her
like a human being.
- Ah.
984
01:02:41,465 --> 01:02:45,424
Uh, oh, and do not
wear your socks to bed.
985
01:02:45,503 --> 01:02:47,437
- Why ?
- No socks to bed,
986
01:02:47,505 --> 01:02:50,099
because you might not be
all that attractive to begin with.
987
01:02:50,174 --> 01:02:52,108
( Chuckles )
No. keep going.
988
01:02:52,176 --> 01:02:55,668
Always, always side with her
in an argument with your mother.
989
01:02:55,746 --> 01:03:00,376
Um, listen to her
like you mean it.
990
01:03:00,451 --> 01:03:04,387
Supportiveness is
a really, reaIly sexy turn-on.
991
01:03:04,455 --> 01:03:06,389
- Never, ever hit.
- No.
992
01:03:06,457 --> 01:03:09,517
No.
And, um,
993
01:03:09,593 --> 01:03:12,187
-no matter what annoying habits she has,
-Mm-hmm.
994
01:03:12,263 --> 01:03:16,393
just realize that she's
dealing with a huge mountain
ot imperfections every day.
995
01:03:16,467 --> 01:03:19,868
So you might just
want to let it go.
996
01:03:19,937 --> 01:03:22,064
- That's it.
- That's it ?
997
01:03:22,139 --> 01:03:25,404
Yep.
998
01:03:58,676 --> 01:04:00,837
- Hey, can l sit there ?
- Hey.
999
01:04:03,147 --> 01:04:05,911
( No Audio )
1000
01:04:05,983 --> 01:04:07,917
- Hey-- Aaah ! Ohhh !
- Oh !
1001
01:04:07,985 --> 01:04:10,545
Uh, let's get some air.
1002
01:04:10,621 --> 01:04:14,148
- Why ?
- l'm just-- l'm hot. ( Mumbling )
1003
01:04:14,225 --> 01:04:16,921
Grilled prawns
or something ?
1004
01:04:19,063 --> 01:04:20,997
One second.
1005
01:04:27,505 --> 01:04:29,666
- What's the matter with you ?
- Hmm ?
1006
01:04:29,740 --> 01:04:31,867
- What's the matter with you ?
- Nothing's the matter with me. Do, uh--
1007
01:04:31,942 --> 01:04:34,775
- Do you know how to swim ?
- Of course l know how to swim.
1008
01:04:52,797 --> 01:04:56,028
( Laughing )
1009
01:04:56,100 --> 01:04:58,534
Aaah !
1010
01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:07,002
( Debbie ) l'm tellin' you,
l saw him come out here.
1011
01:05:07,077 --> 01:05:10,046
That-- That's him down there.
That's him.
1012
01:05:10,114 --> 01:05:13,481
- l don't see anything.
- There's a body
at the bottom ot the pool.
1013
01:05:13,551 --> 01:05:15,849
No, l think that's
just a big drain.
1014
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:19,378
-( Chuckles )
-l don't know what you're talking about.
1015
01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:22,426
- Oh, and P. S.-- you're a moron.
- ( Grunts )
1016
01:05:22,493 --> 01:05:24,552
HelIo ? Excuse me ?
Hi. Hi.
1017
01:05:24,628 --> 01:05:27,529
- Do you know Ben Holmes ?
- ( Coughs ) l'm sorry. know who ?
1018
01:05:27,598 --> 01:05:29,589
Ben Holmes. ls that Ben
at the bottom of the pool ?
1019
01:05:29,667 --> 01:05:32,500
l don't know, but l could
go ask tor you.
1020
01:05:32,570 --> 01:05:35,300
( Alan ) It's not Ben, okay ?
He's afraid of the water.
1021
01:05:35,372 --> 01:05:38,830
He goes to the beach in a suit and tie.
Come on, let's go.
1022
01:05:38,909 --> 01:05:41,343
I found it !
l got it, l got it.
1023
01:05:41,412 --> 01:05:43,676
- What ?
- Goldarn contact lenses.
1024
01:05:43,747 --> 01:05:47,012
- ( Chuckles )
- You oughta just stick with glasses.
1025
01:05:47,084 --> 01:05:49,018
Oh, hey, guys ?
What's going on ? What's happening ?
1026
01:05:49,086 --> 01:05:51,213
- Hi.
- Hey, Alan.
1027
01:05:51,288 --> 01:05:53,381
This is Sarah.
Sarah, Alan.
1028
01:05:53,457 --> 01:05:56,085
- This is my best man at my wedding.
- Hey. How are you ?
1029
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,094
Debbie.
This is the maid of honor.
1030
01:05:58,162 --> 01:06:00,460
- Hi, Debbie.
- Hi.
1031
01:06:00,531 --> 01:06:02,522
So, how'd you two
hook up ?
1032
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,761
Uh, l wouIdn't say
that we're hooked up, really.
1033
01:06:04,835 --> 01:06:09,898
l sort ot barely
know this person, but--
1034
01:06:09,974 --> 01:06:12,636
You were on the bus, right ?
Yeah, we rode down on the bus together.
1035
01:06:12,710 --> 01:06:16,168
There's a whole group of folks.
Rode down together.
1036
01:06:16,247 --> 01:06:19,444
Okay, and the whole
pool thing ?
1037
01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:22,008
She tell in the pool,
and uh,
1038
01:06:22,086 --> 01:06:24,987
didn't look like
she was a strong swimmer.
1039
01:06:25,055 --> 01:06:27,114
She was kind of
flailing around, so l--
1040
01:06:27,191 --> 01:06:30,217
There's no lifeguard on duty
if you see the sign there,
1041
01:06:30,294 --> 01:06:33,695
So I jumped in,
and you know, hauled her out.
1042
01:06:33,764 --> 01:06:36,733
Then, in the course ot that,
the contact lens tell out.
1043
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:40,031
Here you go, miss. You oughta be caretul
with these, because they're--
1044
01:06:40,104 --> 01:06:42,072
Here you go.
lt's your contact lens.
1045
01:06:42,139 --> 01:06:44,505
That's a great story.
1046
01:06:44,575 --> 01:06:48,705
Bridget's really lucky
to be marrying such a great swimmer.
1047
01:06:48,779 --> 01:06:52,840
- Whoa ! What happened here ?
- ( Chuckles )
1048
01:06:52,917 --> 01:06:55,385
Well, perhaps after you dry off,
you'll come back in for another dance ?
1049
01:06:55,452 --> 01:06:58,421
- You got it, Herman.
- Dr. Holmes, you don't mind...
1050
01:06:58,489 --> 01:07:01,185
if l dance with your wite,
do you ?
1051
01:07:03,227 --> 01:07:06,094
Yeah. You don't mind,
do you sweetie ?
1052
01:07:06,163 --> 01:07:09,792
- All right, all right.
Well, l'll see you in there.
- ( Sarah ) Okay.
1053
01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:32,021
l'm pretty disappointed
in you, Ben.
1054
01:07:32,089 --> 01:07:34,387
You know, everybody's always
telling Bridget she's so lucky...
1055
01:07:34,458 --> 01:07:36,392
because you're such
a nice guy.
1056
01:07:36,460 --> 01:07:39,725
Debbie, l am a nice guy, all right ?
This is not what you think.
1057
01:07:39,797 --> 01:07:42,197
Okay. ( Chuckles )
Whatever, Dr. Holmes.
1058
01:07:42,266 --> 01:07:44,962
Okay ?
1059
01:07:46,737 --> 01:07:50,901
- Alan ?
- Ben, you don't need to explain, okay ?
1060
01:07:50,975 --> 01:07:53,239
Remember, l'm the guy
who begged you...
1061
01:07:53,310 --> 01:07:55,574
to sleep with more women
before you got married.
1062
01:07:55,646 --> 01:07:57,739
l am not sleeping
with her, man !
1063
01:07:57,815 --> 01:07:59,749
Okay ?
There's nothing going on !
1064
01:08:01,452 --> 01:08:04,353
Why-- Why won't you
listen to me ?
1065
01:08:04,421 --> 01:08:07,879
- Maybe because l'm
getting married tomorrow ?
- All right, look, Ben.
1066
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:10,017
lt you're not gonna
take advantage ot a night...
1067
01:08:10,094 --> 01:08:15,555
that's gonna get you through many sad,
pathetic, lonely years, then--
1068
01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:17,624
( Chuckles )
My God.
1069
01:08:17,701 --> 01:08:19,692
l'll see you in the lobby
in five minutes.
1070
01:08:23,507 --> 01:08:25,441
( Sighs )
1071
01:08:28,345 --> 01:08:30,404
l hate to remind you,
but we had a deal, remember ?
1072
01:08:30,481 --> 01:08:33,712
You were supposed to be my husband if l
got you a ride. Do you remember that ?
1073
01:08:33,784 --> 01:08:35,877
Yes, l remember
that arrangement.
1074
01:08:35,953 --> 01:08:38,285
l did not, however,
presuppose the tact that Debbie...
1075
01:08:38,355 --> 01:08:41,552
is now on her way down to tell
my tiancee that l am holed up...
1076
01:08:41,625 --> 01:08:44,526
in a hotel room in South Carolina
somewhere with a woman...
1077
01:08:44,595 --> 01:08:46,825
claiming to be the wife
ot the good Dr. Ben Holmes !
1078
01:08:46,897 --> 01:08:49,866
What was l supposed to do ?
The Sunshine people think we're married.
1079
01:08:49,933 --> 01:08:54,632
They would have stoned us.
As it is, l already feel bad
enough about not buying a condo.
1080
01:08:54,705 --> 01:08:56,639
Why don't you just
tell Bridget the truth ?
1081
01:08:56,707 --> 01:08:59,039
What kind ot marriage do you have
if she doesn't believe you ?
1082
01:08:59,109 --> 01:09:01,771
- Just explain why you're with me--
- Sarah, l'm not with you !
1083
01:09:01,845 --> 01:09:04,211
We're not together !
This is not a relationship !
1084
01:09:04,281 --> 01:09:07,307
l just happen to be traveling
alongside a natural disaster !
1085
01:09:07,384 --> 01:09:09,852
- You know what ?
l realIy feel sorry for you.
- ( Sarcastic Chuckle )
1086
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:13,048
'Cause at least when l was getting
married, l could admit l was scared.
1087
01:09:13,123 --> 01:09:16,718
- WelI, save me your pity,
because l am not scared.
- You know what ?
1088
01:09:16,794 --> 01:09:20,161
You have such a problem
with honesty, Ben, you know that ?
1089
01:09:20,230 --> 01:09:22,391
- Oh.
- You can't tell your tiancee
what's going on.
1090
01:09:22,466 --> 01:09:26,061
You can't explain something absolutely
simple and innocent to your best man,
1091
01:09:26,136 --> 01:09:28,195
and you are
with me, Ben !
1092
01:09:28,272 --> 01:09:30,240
You could have left a hundred times,
but you didn't !
1093
01:09:30,307 --> 01:09:33,333
- I tried to !
- Then why are you still here ?
1094
01:09:33,410 --> 01:09:35,935
l'm leaving !
All right, tine !
1095
01:09:36,013 --> 01:09:38,880
You wanna talk about honesty ?
Let's talk about honesty.
1096
01:09:38,949 --> 01:09:41,884
- Bring it on.
- You complain about your lite,
nonstop, all the time.
1097
01:09:41,952 --> 01:09:43,886
( Mimicking Sarah )
lt's all your tault.
1098
01:09:43,954 --> 01:09:47,788
You are a beautiful, incredible woman.
You could have any guy you wanted,
1099
01:09:47,858 --> 01:09:49,985
but you keep picking
these losers.
1100
01:09:50,060 --> 01:09:52,426
And the only thing l can think ot
is that you choose these guys...
1101
01:09:52,496 --> 01:09:55,488
who are intellectually inferior to you
so that you can control them,
1102
01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:59,627
but still teel conveniently wounded
when the relationship ends.
1103
01:09:59,703 --> 01:10:03,230
You're the one that's afraid
of commitment. You back out
of every job you ever have !
1104
01:10:03,307 --> 01:10:06,071
You run away from anyone
and anything,
1105
01:10:06,143 --> 01:10:08,703
and you think it's so
unconventional and liberating,
1106
01:10:08,779 --> 01:10:11,839
when in tact, it's just
cowardice and juvenile...
1107
01:10:11,915 --> 01:10:14,008
and unable to face
the real world !
1108
01:10:14,084 --> 01:10:17,315
Ha ! Okay, you want honesty,
l'll give you honesty.
1109
01:10:17,387 --> 01:10:19,446
Do you know why you can't
write your marriage vows ?
1110
01:10:19,523 --> 01:10:22,549
Because you are absolutely territied
that you have nothing to say.
1111
01:10:22,626 --> 01:10:25,618
And why would you, Ben ?
Because you run around so scared...
1112
01:10:25,696 --> 01:10:29,894
that lite is gonna throw you this
curveball that'll completely shatter...
1113
01:10:29,967 --> 01:10:33,767
this crystal clear, pertect
existence that you've created
for yourselt in your Day Timer,
1114
01:10:33,837 --> 01:10:38,035
that you blurb your way out of teeling
anything emotional, anything real.
1115
01:10:38,108 --> 01:10:41,669
You have no emotions, and that's
what makes you a shitty writer, Ben.
1116
01:10:41,745 --> 01:10:45,181
You know what ?
At least l don't sit around obsessing...
1117
01:10:45,249 --> 01:10:47,183
that no one's going to
come to my tuneral,
1118
01:10:47,251 --> 01:10:49,549
because l have relationships
that last longer than a week.
1119
01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:51,554
- My funeral is gonna be packed !
- You know what, Ben ?
1120
01:10:51,622 --> 01:10:54,614
That is just great.
And l know your eulogy...
1121
01:10:54,691 --> 01:10:56,625
is gonna look so nice
on the back of a book cover.
1122
01:10:56,693 --> 01:11:01,130
l just think you are
an immature, seltish person.
1123
01:11:01,198 --> 01:11:03,598
WelI, l'm
obviously wrong.
1124
01:11:03,667 --> 01:11:07,125
Have a fabulous time in Westchester.
l do hope you enjoy the minivan.
1125
01:11:07,204 --> 01:11:12,232
God ! How great it must be to be
so cool and above everyone, huh ?
1126
01:11:12,309 --> 01:11:14,573
lt must be great !
Let me ask you somethin'.
1127
01:11:14,645 --> 01:11:17,478
How cool is it
to abandon your kid ?
1128
01:11:17,548 --> 01:11:21,416
l was 17 years old, okay ? Fuck you.
You don't know anything about it.
1129
01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:23,578
- All right, weIl, try 27, Sarah,
- Nothing.
1130
01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:25,884
because seventeen's not
working anymore.
1131
01:11:25,956 --> 01:11:30,086
Okay, Ben, take your marriage Clift
Notes and have a nice wedding, okay ?
1132
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:32,560
- Have a nice divorce.
- Okay.
1133
01:11:33,797 --> 01:11:37,062
Four, three, two, one.
1134
01:11:37,134 --> 01:11:39,364
- Okay, l'm leaving.
- Hey, Deb, he's comin'.
1135
01:11:39,436 --> 01:11:42,803
Five minutes. There he is.
l think he's-- Come on !
1136
01:11:42,873 --> 01:11:46,138
No, no, no,
don't--
1137
01:11:46,210 --> 01:11:49,236
- Well, that was smooth.
- You're getting married tomorrow, Ben.
1138
01:11:49,313 --> 01:11:52,680
What's your point ?
1139
01:11:52,749 --> 01:11:55,684
Well, you see, if I'm
gonna turn my life around,
1140
01:11:55,752 --> 01:11:58,084
l can't very well
break up your marriage.
1141
01:11:58,155 --> 01:12:00,953
l'll have bad luck tor the rest of
my lite, karmically speaking, and I--
1142
01:12:02,025 --> 01:12:03,993
l am getting
married tomorrow,
1143
01:12:04,061 --> 01:12:06,894
l have nonretundable
tickets to Hawaii,
1144
01:12:06,964 --> 01:12:10,559
and l cannot make myself
leave this room.
1145
01:12:11,768 --> 01:12:14,498
Well, l like you too, Ben.
1146
01:12:16,073 --> 01:12:18,007
l--
1147
01:12:18,075 --> 01:12:20,635
I can't go through
with a marriage like that. l can't.
1148
01:12:20,711 --> 01:12:24,147
Ben, relax.
We didn't even get to second base.
1149
01:12:24,214 --> 01:12:26,774
Have you seen Dr. Holmes
and his wife ?
1150
01:12:26,850 --> 01:12:28,909
We're doing the raftle.
1151
01:12:28,986 --> 01:12:31,648
He's not Dr. Holmes,
and she's not his wite.
1152
01:12:31,722 --> 01:12:34,350
Okey dokey ?
Okey dokey ?
1153
01:12:39,596 --> 01:12:41,655
( Sighs )
1154
01:12:41,732 --> 01:12:43,757
l'm gonna tell her.
1155
01:12:45,402 --> 01:12:48,098
l think at the very least
she deserves that.
1156
01:12:48,171 --> 01:12:50,332
lf l can teel this way
about someone else--
1157
01:12:50,407 --> 01:12:52,671
Hey I
Come on !
1158
01:12:52,743 --> 01:12:56,372
- Why does this have to get dangerous ?
- Get in, you treak !
1159
01:12:56,446 --> 01:12:58,744
- God I
- ( Tires Screeching )
1160
01:12:58,815 --> 01:13:01,648
ls that your ri
1161
01:13:01,718 --> 01:13:04,016
Yeah.
Yeah, it was.
1162
01:13:06,089 --> 01:13:09,217
Now what are you
gonna do ?
1163
01:13:09,293 --> 01:13:12,023
l don't know. Let's go get
the money my tather wired.
1164
01:13:12,095 --> 01:13:14,962
That should get us
a cab at least.
1165
01:13:23,907 --> 01:13:26,501
This is actually the pertect car
for this trip.
1166
01:13:26,576 --> 01:13:30,672
lt's already been wrecked, totaled
and destroyed. What else can go wrong ?
1167
01:13:39,456 --> 01:13:42,789
( Clamoring, Shouting )
1168
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,662
Well, you asked.
( Chuckles )
1169
01:13:52,736 --> 01:13:57,366
- RealIy. That's interesting.
- ( Laughs )
1170
01:13:57,441 --> 01:14:00,239
That's not really
that funny, actually.
1171
01:14:00,310 --> 01:14:03,677
( Continues Laughing )
1172
01:14:03,747 --> 01:14:06,910
l think we should just sit here
and wait tor the locusts to come !
1173
01:14:06,984 --> 01:14:10,147
( Both Laughing )
1174
01:14:10,220 --> 01:14:13,917
- Oh, my God.
- ( Laughs )
1175
01:14:13,991 --> 01:14:15,925
- Oh.
- Oh.
1176
01:14:15,993 --> 01:14:19,292
- Yeah. All righty.
- Yeah.
1177
01:14:19,363 --> 01:14:23,060
She's on tire, Ben.
( Chuckles )
1178
01:14:44,788 --> 01:14:47,723
Well.
l guess we should, uh--
1179
01:14:50,494 --> 01:14:54,157
Yeah.
We should--
1180
01:15:33,170 --> 01:15:35,400
- ( Grunts )
- l am slippi
1181
01:15:35,472 --> 01:15:38,236
( Both Laughing )
1182
01:15:38,308 --> 01:15:41,106
This is so wrong.
1183
01:15:41,178 --> 01:15:44,238
But it teels so right to me.
( Moans )
1184
01:15:45,749 --> 01:15:48,149
( Thud )
1185
01:15:48,218 --> 01:15:52,484
( Both Grunting )
1186
01:15:52,556 --> 01:15:55,354
- Oh, good evening.
- ( Laughing )
1187
01:15:55,425 --> 01:15:57,359
Good evening.
Good evening.
1188
01:15:57,427 --> 01:15:59,952
- Hi, Joe.
- lt is a good evening, isn't it ?
1189
01:16:00,030 --> 01:16:03,522
- ( Group Murmuring )
- Dr. Holmes, or whoever it is you are.
1190
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:08,560
We made a call. There's no
Dr. Ben Holmes in New York City.
1191
01:16:08,638 --> 01:16:10,936
Unless you're
a veterinary brain surgeon.
1192
01:16:11,007 --> 01:16:14,670
Well, all God's creatures
are welcome in my otfice.
1193
01:16:14,744 --> 01:16:17,838
But the way you two carry on,
you oughta be ashamed of yourselves !
1194
01:16:17,914 --> 01:16:21,975
- You tell 'em.
- There is the matter of your bill.
1195
01:16:22,052 --> 01:16:24,043
( Mumbling )
1196
01:16:24,121 --> 01:16:27,215
Thank you very much.
1197
01:16:27,290 --> 01:16:29,258
- l'm really sorry.
- ( Sighs )
1198
01:16:29,326 --> 01:16:31,851
- Let's look at this bill here.
- Seems a little excessive.
1199
01:16:31,928 --> 01:16:35,022
No, if you add the two and the two,
that's tour, and then, uh--
1200
01:16:37,868 --> 01:16:40,701
Run I
Jesus I Jesus !
1201
01:16:42,339 --> 01:16:44,466
How long do you think
before they call the police ?
1202
01:16:44,541 --> 01:16:49,069
- Oh, about tive minutes ago.
- All right.
1203
01:16:49,146 --> 01:16:52,638
Yesterday l was just trying
to get married, today l'm a fugitive.
1204
01:16:52,716 --> 01:16:54,809
- Okay, l get it now.
1205
01:16:54,885 --> 01:16:57,217
This is a sign.
This whole thing is a sign.
1206
01:16:57,287 --> 01:16:59,687
l am not supposed to get married.
Loud and clear.
1207
01:16:59,756 --> 01:17:03,351
We have to be in Savannah
in the morning.
1208
01:17:03,426 --> 01:17:05,826
The tuzz
are atter us.
1209
01:17:07,564 --> 01:17:12,058
Hey, Ben, how much was that car
we saw back in the lot ?
1210
01:17:12,135 --> 01:17:14,729
The disaster car ?
lt was &150.
1211
01:17:14,804 --> 01:17:17,102
'Cause l'm thinking
that if, uh--
1212
01:17:17,174 --> 01:17:19,574
lt somebody went
into this place right here...
1213
01:17:19,643 --> 01:17:24,103
and did, you know, a little
bump and grind tor the good
old boys, they could, uh--
1214
01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:27,173
they could probably walk
out ot there with that amount
ot money in their pocket.
1215
01:17:27,250 --> 01:17:29,480
Strip dancing ?
1216
01:17:29,553 --> 01:17:32,181
You're saying you'd just go in
and strip dance ? l'm talking