1
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-See you later.
-Okay.

2
00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,381
Good evening.

3
00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,133
Good evening, sir. Can I help you?

4
00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:11,428
Yes, I'd like a room with a bath,
or, rather, two rooms with baths.

5
00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,263
Did you have a reservation, Mr...?

6
00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:15,682
Humbert is the name.
No, I have no reservation.

7
00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:18,560
Well, I'm afraid it'll be impossible
to accommodate you.

8
00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:21,063
This convention's got us tied up in knots.

9
00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,648
Is it just you and the girl?

10
00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:25,776
Yes. I would like you to accommodate us
because we're very tired.

11
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Mr. Potts!

12
00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,654
Yes, Mr. Swine?

13
00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,822
What about Captain Love? Has he called?

14
00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,991
He's cancelled his reservation.

15
00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:36,370
Well, I could give you 242.
It's a lovely room...

16
00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,622
...but it's only got one bed.

17
00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:43,043
Well, perhaps you could find a folding bed
or a camp bed.

18
00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,711
Potts, do we have any cots?

19
00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:47,130
No, the troopers have snapped them all up.

20
00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:51,301
I'm sure you'll find one room satisfactory.
Our double beds are really triple.

21
00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:53,303
One night we had three ladies
sleeping in one.

22
00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,346
I'm sure we'll manage.

23
00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:58,100
Even if my wife joins me later,
we'll manage even then, I'm sure.

24
00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,019
-Good. Would you mind registering?
-Certainly.

25
00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:06,567
By the way, what sort of a convention
are you holding here?

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{4816}{4839}Quilty!
{5108}{5135}What, what?
{5172}{5208}Are you Quilty?
{5247}{5296}No, I'm Spartacus.
{5298}{5351}Have you come to free the slaves|or something?
{5352}{5388}Are you Quilty?
{5400}{5450}Yeah. I'm Quilty, yeah, sure.
{5583}{5616}Say, what you...
{5638}{5720}...what you putting your gloves on for?|Your hands cold or something?
{5721}{5785}Shall we have a little chat before we start?
{5788}{5821}Before we start?
{5904}{5931}All righty.
{5978}{6029}No, no, listen...
{6041}{6124}...let's have a game, a little lovely game|of Roman Ping-Pong...
{6126}{6185}...like two civilized senators.
{6238}{6267}Roman ping....
{6358}{6414}You're supposed to say, "Roman pong."
{6445}{6493}Okay, you serve. I don't mind.
{6503}{6538}I just don't mind.
{6553}{6577}Come on.
{6788}{6836}Bet you didn't know I had that.
{6884}{6920}Roman Ping-Pong.
{7008}{7069}Kind of tricky serve to handle, Captain?
{7072}{7139}Kind of tricky.|One of the champs taught me that.
{7215}{7261}My motto is: "Be prepared."
{7358}{7410}Say, you Jack Brewster? Are you?
{7440}{7475}You know who I am.
{7491}{7560}What's that? That's 3...3-love.
{7576}{7652}I'm really winning,|you want to get a rally going there.
{7656}{7750}You know, I'm not accusing you, Captain,|but it's sort of absurd...
{7752}{7837}...the way people invade this house,|without even knocking.
{7841}{7868}4-1 ...
{7902}{7989}...change service. I'll take the serve again,|if you don't mind.
{7994}{8066}I sort of like to have it up this end,|you know.
{8102}{8145}They use the telephone.
{8240}{8279}What's that? That must be....
{8281}{8349}I'm really winning here. I'm really winning.
{8364}{8420}I hope I don't get overcome with power.
{8422}{8485}That's about...6-1 maybe...
{8487}{8561}...let's say 6-1, no 6-2,|I'll give you another point...
{8563}{8611}...6-2, but I'm still winning.
{8613}{8673}You really don't remember me, do you?
{8700}{8790}Did you ever notice how the champs,|different champs,  ...