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Look, her first high-end retail
shopping experience.

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Her nanny tried
to take her to Baby Gap...

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but she'd just cry and cry.

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She was a professional shopper
at age three.

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Oh, wow!

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Remember when she was on
the cover of "Seventeen"?

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She had so much potential
back then.

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Look at her. She could have been
a Playmate by now.

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Hello! She's a lawyer.

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- That's way better.
- Why?

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There she is!

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You always said she has
the perfect shaped head...

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for a tiara!

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Look at that slime dog!

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It was so nice of you to make
this for Elle's wedding shower.

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I can't scrapbook worth a damn.

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I took a class on it
at community college.

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- She got a "B."
- Plus!

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The day she passed her LSAT!

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I swallowed
some of that Silly String.

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It wouldn't be the first time.

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Look at that.
Her first day at Harvard.

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Unbelievable. Awesome.

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The Bend and Snap!

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I love that.
I did it last night naked.

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- You did not.
- Yes. I busted a window.

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Oh, my God, there's
Bruiser's first highlights.

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