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Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville!
Welcome to Jackass!

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Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville,
and I'm about to rent a car.

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- I have a reservation.
- I need a driver's licence and credit card.

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I need a signature here that you'll use
your coverage instead of ours.

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- Is that white one us?
- Yes.

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We're gonna walk around it
and inspect it together.

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Looks pretty good.

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I'm just looking
for dents and major scratches.

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- L�s not major, but I'll write it down.
- The little ding there?

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We'll take care of her.

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- Thank you.
- You have a good week.

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We'll be doing a lot of work here today.

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Trust us, we're gonna have fun.

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I'm Johnny Knoxville. This is called
the "Rent-a-car Crash-up Derby".

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Oh, fuck!

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Oh, fuck!

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We didn't reinforce the windshield.

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- That fucker missed me by that.
- Tha�s why you got the roll bars.

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Whose car is this?

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This is your guys' car.
I rented it from you earlier.

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- Yeah, I hit a dog.
- A dog, you call it.

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Come on in.

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I had an accident, as you can see.

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When I drink, I just black out.

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- Were you drinking?
- I had a little, to be honest.

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