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{1055}{1122}Some peopIe might think|the moraI of my story is.
{1140}{1193}''In this fucked-up worId,|even a simpIe thing...
{1194}{1262}''Iike buying a six-pack,|can be harmfuI to your heaIth. ''
{1274}{1319}But I don't know about that.
{1334}{1392}What I do know is,|instead of getting our beer...
{1394}{1480}Joe and me got fucked-up terrorists|sticking a video camera in our faces...
{1482}{1530}for 36 days and 36 nights.
{1558}{1640}What we didn't know was that|everybody in America was watching.
{1834}{1906}Hi there. CIiff Spab, as seen on TV.
{1920}{1951}I'm Wendy Pfister.
{1994}{2087}WeIcome to our humbIe home.|Come on in, take a seat.
{2103}{2188}We got appIe pie in the oven,|and me and Joe are pIaying Crazy Eights.
{2190}{2242}Hey, we can deaI you in if you want.
{2259}{2292}I Iike Go Fish.
{2319}{2379}Wendy, what's for dinner?
{2441}{2488}There's some Casa BIanca...
{2490}{2579}red-hot bean and beef burritos...
{2599}{2721}some PringIes, some cupcakes|and a bag of gumnuts and....
{2760}{2807}No, you ate the Iast bag of gumnuts.
{2835}{2865}No, I didn't.
{2876}{2919}You ate the Iast bag of gumnuts.
{2921}{3009}-No, I didn't, Joe!|-AII right, you two cut it out!
{3036}{3113}You fucking bitch,|you ate the Iast bag of fucking gumnuts!
{3115}{3171}I'm sick of you caIIing me a fucking bitch!
{3173}{3230}-Wendy!|-I'm sick of it!
{3234}{3321}-Let the dog in. Joe, take out the trash!|-Fuck the dog! Fuck the trash!
{3322}{3405}No more backtaIk from you,|young man, or you can forget dessert!
{3441}{3470}Jesus Christ!
{3497}{3587}When I was a young boy, I wouIdn't|even think of taIking the way you kids do.
{3598}{3633}This is my house.
{3702}{3754}Since when is this your house?
{3758}{3827}This just isn't my house,|it's my own fucking country!
{3870}{3964}-I think I want an exit visa.|-Yeah, so fucking what, Wendy?
{4311}{4337}I'm sorry.
{4384}{4412}Wendy.
{4546}{4568}Spab.
{4817}{4875}Hey, Wendy, Spab?
{4950}{4989}How about another beer?
{5407}{5492}-That's the Iast one, Joe.|-We'II just have to get some more, then.
{5517}{5579}No, I mean reaIIy, that's the Iast one.
{5658}{5682}Fuck.
{5689}{5757}Guess it's showtime! How you boys doing?
{5794}{5834}How are they ever doing?
{5843}{5910}Get that fucking camera off me!|Get the fuck off!
{5912}{5970}Yeah, get it over here, man, right here!
{5971}{6045}I got a treat for you boys.|This is for the foIks back home!
{6047}{6135}You ready to see|my reaIIy photogenic side? WeII, here it is.
{6137}{6215}Give me the gun! Motherfucker!
{9963}{10034}The Fun Stop hostage crisis is over.
{10050}{10131}For 36 days, American teIevision|was forced to broadcast...
{10133}{10206}uncensored video tapes of five individuaIs...
{10208}{10259}heId by a terrorist group, SpIit Image.
{10274}{10367}If the uncensored tapes weren't aired,|aII five hostages wouId die.
{10375}{10422}A threat SpIit Image made good...
{10423}{10510}with the brutaI kiIIings|of Kim Martin and MiIt Morris.
{10528}{10592}And so, every night|on prime-time teIevision...
{10596}{10670}we watched with agonized fascination|as the hostages...
{10680}{10788}five ordinary Americans, were transformed|from convenience-store shoppers...
{10791}{10830}into nationaI heroes.
{10834}{10927}What the uItimate goaI of SpIit Image was,|we may never know.
{10929}{10991}Any further insight|may have to await the recovery...
{10993}{11073}of the young man|we came to know so weII, CIiff Spab.
{11096}{11189}At this moment, young Mr. Spab|is in a tightIy guarded hospitaI room...
{11190}{11279}recovering from the buIIet wound|he suffered whiIe risking his own Iife...
{11281}{11364}to save the onIy other surviving hostage,|Wendy Pfister.
{11378}{11458}We hope to have CIiff as our guest|as soon as his heaIth permits.
{11877}{11934}-How are you, CIiff?|-How the heII does he Iook?
{11935}{12039}-You think you're up to a press conference?|-The President wants to give you a medaI.
{12055}{12109}-We're taIking big time.|-At the White House.
{12110}{12179}-Yes sir, we finaIIy hit the jackpot!|-In the Rose Garden.
{12181}{12257}Look, aII that stuff I said|about you being a Ioser? Forget it.
{12258}{12332}Your father has something very exciting|he wants to teII you.
{12334}{12416}-Go ahead, Bob, teII him.|-It's just that your mom and--
{12418}{12491}-Just spit it out!|-They're making a TV movie aII about you.
{12493}{12549}The CIiff Spab Story,|just the way it happened.
{12550}{12640}ActuaIIy, they're making three TV movies.|Our version is the authorized one.
{12642}{12691}The reaI McCoy. And check this out.
{12724}{12755}I know how you feeI.
{12794}{12856}You don't have to taIk if you don't want to.
{12970}{13036}Sometimes it feeIs better to taIk about it.
{13122}{13200}Of course, sometimes,|it feeIs better not to taIk about it.
{13206}{13232}Agent ParsIey.
{13263}{13287}FBI.
{13326}{13415}You might have fooIed the rest of the worId,|but you don't fooI me.
{13441}{13506}I'm betting you were in on this IittIe stunt.
{13551}{13652}You're nothing but a fouI-mouthed, Iazy...
{13654}{13743}good-for-nothing, IittIe prick hoodIum...
{13745}{13810}and the worId wouId best be rid of you.
{13814}{13896}The dark side of the Pepsi Generation.|That is you, aII the way.
{13898}{13949}They're offering you $1 miIIion.
{13950}{14015}-We're taIking seven figures.|-That is a Iot of money.
{14017}{14093}We Ioved the way you handIed yourseIf|on that TV speciaI.
{14094}{14167}-Very smooth.|-He doesn't know about the TV speciaI.
{14169}{14259}-You don't know about the TV speciaI?|-You had your own TV speciaI.
{14261}{14321}Don't worry about it. You were sensationaI!
{14322}{14406}The best! Highest TVQ ever.|Better than a reaI star.
{14408}{14473}The CIiff Spab SpeciaI. It got a 30 share.
{14484}{14540}Even better than The Wendy SpeciaI.
{14561}{14612}UItimateIy, it's up to me.
{14614}{14685}I haven't reaIIy found anybody...
{14722}{14759}that can heIp me out.
{14794}{14872}It's hard, because I don't think|peopIe reaIIy understand...
{14884}{14922}what I'm aII about.
{14928}{15013}You think they'II be a time|when you wiII want to Iook to the future...
{15014}{15110}and you wiII want to see|if things are gonna be brighter for you?
{15163}{15199}I reaIIy don't know.
{15506}{15530}HeIIo.
{15645}{15668}HeIIo?
{16035}{16066}Don't touch me!
{16159}{16232}What are you doing? Leave me aIone!
{16238}{16262}HeIp!
{16333}{16368}Just take them.
{16458}{16518}Fuck you, you fucking fuckheads!
{16803}{16833}Hey, CIifford!
{16863}{16909}-How you doing, guy?|-Rocking!
{16925}{16978}And there's more where that came from.
{16980}{17033}-Best news I've had.|-Let's get outta here.
{17034}{17150}I want you to caII me if you need to taIk.|And, CIiff, watch your Ianguage.
{17185}{17209}Who the heII is that?
{17211}{17279}Beats the fuck out of me.|Hey, Scott, great shirt.
{17571}{17615}Have you spoken to Wendy?
{17643}{17673}How is Wendy?
{17808}{17841}She took my beer.
{17867}{17903}How are you feeIing?
{18057}{18085}How do you feeI?
{18123}{18149}I don't know.
{18239}{18275}James, Iet's motor!
{18345}{18414}Fuck! What's the deaI man?|What the fuck is going on here?
{18415}{18443}Get used to it.
{18445}{18524}These asshoIes kept dogging us for weeks.|You're a fucking hero.
{18526}{18644}-What's that? Does it open up there?|-Yeah, that's a fucking bar, man.
{18667}{18726}-In-fucking-credibIe, baby!|-Got your coffee.
{18778}{18845}CIifford, there's gonna be some peopIe|back at the house.
{18846}{18898}Some kind of reception shit.
{18934}{18996}Limousine, primo beer. Can't beat it.
{19075}{19177}Hey, Scott, Iet's go to the Boy.|James? To the Boy!
{19298}{19379}Hey, Spab, we just saw you on TV.|You were great!
{19381}{19446}-ReaIIy cooI!|-Stan, hi.
{19454}{19521}Anything you guys want|on the house, right?
{19539}{19564}Check it out!
{19595}{19635}No shit, 36 cents?
{19651}{19694}That's kind of cheap, Stan.
{19699}{19762}It's symboIic. 36.
{19782}{19822}Thirty-six days in the Fun Stop.
{19858}{19901}Pretty fucking cIever, Stan.
{19946}{19999}I just came to pick up my paycheck.
{20021}{20090}Sure thing, CIiff.|I guess you were a IittIe busy.
{20204}{20231}Look, here.
{20351}{20423}-Where's Joe, Stan?|-You're Worker of The Month.
{20482}{20549}I think Joe shouId be up here too,|don't you?
{20551}{20622}-WeII, Joe's dead.|-Come on, we gotta go, CIiff.
{20636}{20682}Where the fuck is Joe, Stan?
{20694}{20776}-You know he shouId fucking be up there.|-No can do.
{20798}{20871}Hey Stan, you stiII spitting in the burgers|in this joint?
{20873}{20958}Very funny. You were aIways a joker.|WeIcome back, Spab!
{21146}{21226}I'm Wendy Pfister. I'm 1 7.
{21323}{21377}I Iive in OzeII Park with my mom.
{21450}{21489}And I go to OzeII Park High.
{21666}{21719}I just want my wife to know...
{21735}{21771}I'm fine.
{21824}{21878}These peopIe don't frighten me.
{21916}{21955}They are nothing.
{22151}{22189}My name is Kim Martin.
{22232}{22332}I was working in this Fun Stop|when these peopIe rushed in.
{22382}{22422}I Iive in RoyaI Oak.
{22490}{22565}I have a husband and a son.
{22590}{22627}If you can hear me...
{22650}{22701}I Iove you so much.
{22761}{22873}Just keep on praying|that this wiII aII be over reaIIy soon.
{23006}{23054}Get that fucking camera off me.
{23242}{23269}Say something.
{23286}{23329}Get him the fuck outta here.
{23414}{23459}Hi, my name is Rick Forsythe.
{23466}{23565}I Iive in SiIver Pond with my parents,|George and Edna, and my sister, Suzanne.
{23570}{23645}I'm president of the debate team|and captain of my basebaII team...
{23647}{23676}at SiIver Pond High.
{23678}{23713}I have a dog named Rusty.
{23714}{23793}My hobbies incIude coin coIIecting|and dry-fucking cheerIeaders.
{23949}{23982}He's here!
{24356}{24433}Come on, CIiff, I'II get you up here. Let's go!
{25488}{25578}On behaIf of the city of Madison Heights,|I procIaim today...
{25586}{25637}CIiff Spab Day!
{25739}{25835}And I'm pIeased as punch|to present you with the key...
{25837}{25883}to our magnificent metropoIis.
{25982}{26013}Who the fuck are you?
{26059}{26089}I'm the Mayor.
{26108}{26131}Right.
{26150}{26210}Thank you. It's a mighty big fucking key.
{26263}{26354}-Mr. Spab, have you seen Wendy Pfister?|-No, I haven't.
{26356}{26411}Can you describe what Ied to your freedom?
{26413}{26436}I can't.
{26438}{26489}You saved her Iife. Do you Iove her?
{26490}{26550}That's none of your business,|sweetheart, is it?
{26554}{26608}Any comment on the death of Joe Dice?
{26703}{26777}Every one of you asshoIes|get the fuck out of here now!
{26854}{26936}Get these peopIe off|my goddamn porch. Jesus!
{26944}{26980}What do we got here?
{27036}{27110}Tomorrow morning|you get your ass down to my office.
{27127}{27225}We're gonna have a IittIe chat|about your SpIit Image friends.
{27245}{27312}They weren't my friends.|Get your fucking hands off me.
{27314}{27341}Back off, guy.
{27480}{27564}CIiff? Come in here. One, two, three.
{27571}{27623}WeIcome home, CIifford!
{27635}{27729}CIiff, your Aunt Jessica, Derrick and SyIvie|drove in from upstate...
{27730}{27802}and your UncIe Jerry and Cousin Dave|took the bus.
{27803}{27876}Right. Hey, there, how are you doing?
{28010}{28089}CIifford, honey, I cIeaned your room.
{28178}{28241}-What the heII happened here?|-Mom.
{28271}{28342}Fuck this shit! Give me a beer, Scott.
{28378}{28405}Oh, baby.
{28674}{28714}So what are you gonna do now?
{28750}{28777}Sing a song.
{28792}{28870}Fucker boy outside
{28872}{28944}waIking down the road
{28950}{29028}Fucker boy outside
{29030}{29105}waIking down the road
{29109}{29223}Fucker boy outside waIking down
{29235}{29354}WaIking down the road
{29413}{29467}-That sucks, man.|-Yeah, you're right.
{29505}{29574}I've been craving this|for so fucking Iong, man.
{30982}{31023}Turn that damn thing down!
{31171}{31212}You guys out of your minds?
{31274}{31298}Yeah.
{31320}{31403}You're a reaI comedian, CIiff.|I don't think this is very funny.
{31414}{31436}I do.
{31441}{31530}Now you Iisten to me.|There's a Iot of money at stake here.
{31536}{31640}I don't care if you fuck up your own Iife,|but don't fuck it up for your mom and me.
{31642}{31713}She'II be reaIIy pissed|when she sees what you've done here.
{31714}{31793}I want to know one thing.|Who invited the fucking marching band?
{31794}{31825}Watch your mouth!
{31827}{31906}Mom and I are embarrassed as heII|about the Ianguage you used on TV.
{31908}{31987}I bet you'd have been reaIIy embarrassed|if they bIew my head off.
{31998}{32090}Yeah? You ain't Ieaving this house|untiI you give a press conference.
{32106}{32132}Okay, Dad.
{32136}{32221}I think I know how to stay in confined areas|for Iong periods of time.
{32234}{32294}Shut up, Scott! You IittIe twerp.
{32328}{32383}A press conference wiII not kiII you.
{32387}{32483}Joe thought running into the Fun Stop|to buy some beer wouIdn't kiII him either.
{32521}{32557}Don't fuck with me, CIiff.
{32633}{32674}And cIean up this fucking room.
{32758}{32790}Home, sweet home.
{32828}{32855}Hey, Wendy.
{32874}{32895}Spab.
{33046}{33089}Let's sing a duet, shaII we?
{33223}{33330}As Iong as we got each other
{33390}{33510}We got the worId spinnin' right in our hands
{33550}{33600}Baby you and me
{33640}{33681}we gotta be
{33720}{33789}The Iuckiest dreamers
{33794}{33854}who never quit dreamin'
{33886}{33985}As Iong as we keep on givin'
{34042}{34145}we can take anything that comes our way
{34170}{34234}Baby, rain or shine
{34258}{34305}aII the time
{34336}{34416}We got each other
{34418}{34480}Sharing the Iaughter and Iove
{34534}{34560}Come here.
{34843}{34881}I want to go home.
{35115}{35194}-What's the deaI?|-What do you think the deaI is, Spab?
{35198}{35265}-Do you want to take a bath?|-Fuck you, Spab.
{35267}{35357}My brother's dead and aII you can say is,|''You want to take a bath?''
{35358}{35406}Monica, I'm coming over.
{35425}{35469}Spab, you asshoIe.
{36261}{36313}I was 1 year oId when Joe was born.
{36330}{36434}And for the next 19 years, we Iived|next door to each other in Madison Heights.
{36446}{36534}Went to the same schooIs,|worked at the same goddamn Burger Boy.
{36562}{36662}Spent countIess hours drinking BuIIseye|and getting fucked up on cheap pot.
{36715}{36751}And now Joe's dead.
{36793}{36831}What a fucking waste.
{37186}{37225}I've gone nuts, Monica.
{37263}{37314}I thought it was crazy in there...
{37335}{37367}but out here...
{37386}{37425}it's fucking insane.
{37454}{37490}Yeah, so?
{37518}{37561}Fuck being drunk or stoned.
{37596}{37649}In that goddamn store, we were nuts.
{37662}{37689}Even Wendy?
{37718}{37779}Yeah, even Wendy, she was nuts.
{37918}{37955}So, did you fuck her?
{37970}{38009}Who, Wendy?
{38058}{38089}Wendy Pfister?
{38128}{38209}I didn't even know the girI, you know,|before aII this shit went down.
{38223}{38295}She was just in the wrong pIace|at the wrong time, you know.
{38297}{38361}You're good, Spab, you're reaIIy good.
{38382}{38469}I'd say I know you, but every now and then|you Ieave me guessing.
{38515}{38548}Did Joe fuck her?
{38572}{38603}What do you think?
{38680}{38771}You asshoIe, you Iike her, don't you?|Christ, I can teII.
{38773}{38868}What have you got against Wendy Pfister?|I mean, she's a reaIIy nice girI.
{38920}{39007}I don't know,|maybe her IittIe Miss Teen USA act.
{39014}{39077}You can do what she does|and get away with it...
{39079}{39138}and never feeI guiIty|about it if you wanted to.
{39139}{39186}Maybe, but who'd want to.
{39209}{39264}Monica, you fucking taco, I know you.
{39355}{39392}Take your bath, Spab.
{39657}{39686}You need one.
{40798}{40839}What's the deaI, Monica?
{40884}{40930}What do you think the deaI is?
{41036}{41074}AII right, come on in.
{41404}{41440}It's pretty pathetic.
{41498}{41540}You ought to see my room.
{41560}{41633}Fuck your room! You ain't dead.
{41776}{41880}They forgot about Joe the minute|they had you to honor, praise and interview.
{41915}{41978}Yeah, Iike they won't forget about me.
{42032}{42086}I'm not saying it's your fauIt, Spab.
{42133}{42221}I'm just saying they were never|aII that interested in Joe anyway.
{42266}{42347}Joe wasn't funny enough.|Joe wasn't interesting enough.
{42363}{42427}He never came up|with aII the good Iines you did.
{42493}{42530}Don't you get it?
{42608}{42693}You were the guy that everybody|wanted to know everything about.
{42716}{42752}Not my brother.
{42774}{42811}WeII, fuck everybody.
{42821}{42906}TeII them that,|and it's just another fucking headIine.
{42981}{43017}God, I'm drunk.
{43167}{43209}What time is it, anyway?
{43274}{43310}I don't know. 1 :30?
{43382}{43417}God, I'm sorry.
{43474}{43510}Don't be sorry.
{43554}{43618}I've been drunk since May 2. It's no big deaI.
{43620}{43646}Yeah.
{43650}{43716}But you know me. I'm usuaIIy in controI.
{44036}{44065}Monica?
{44170}{44203}What's the deaI?
{44218}{44246}Jesus, Spab!
{44264}{44300}You fucking asshoIe.
{46750}{46792}How Iong are you gonna be gone?
{46794}{46841}WeII, you know me, honey.
{46851}{46895}Rocking and roIIing...
{46897}{46944}taking care of business, sweet thing.
{46946}{47026}Yep, I know what you mean.|Running with Iife, your back to the winds.
{47028}{47083}Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
{47099}{47161}And don't caII me ''sweet thing,''|you fucking asshoIe.
{47523}{47587}-Thanks for the Iift.|-Is that what you caII it?
{47720}{47775}Here, this might heIp out some.
{47811}{47848}You didn't have to do that.
{47850}{47914}Ever heard of Friends of the Hostages?
{47916}{48001}PeopIe we don't even know have been|sending us money for weeks now.
{48003}{48040}CaII if you want more.
{48042}{48102}What if I don't want more, but I want to caII?
{48103}{48166}Like I said, caII if you want more.
{48247}{48290}Good Iuck being nobody!
{48691}{48732}HoIy shit, man, it's Spab!
{48782}{48866}Hey, Spab, I'm not a fuckup.|I just pIay one in reaI Iife.
{48898}{48949}Hey, what's the deaI, guys?
{48950}{49000}Hey, you want to puff this fatty, man?
{49018}{49047}Thank you, boys.
{49066}{49129}Fucking Spab, fucking psychedeIic!
{49130}{49203}I'm AI, this is Johnny!
{49206}{49231}CIiff.
{49248}{49298}You Iook fatter on TV, man.
{49319}{49394}I can't beIieve I'm standing here,|taIking to CIiff Spab!
{49398}{49429}Ask him something!
{49431}{49461}Like what, man?
{49463}{49508}I don't know, ask him about his arm.
{49510}{49591}-What happened to his arm?|-He got shot, you dufus.
{49593}{49634}Fuck! In the arm?
{49636}{49674}No, in the shouIder, man.
{49676}{49732}-WeII, did it hurt?|-Yeah, it fucking hurt.
{49742}{49792}Man, that must've sucked.
{49825}{49866}So, how's Joe, man?
{49941}{49990}-Fuck, I forgot.|-I'm sorry.
{49992}{50053}God, Joe's dead!
{50077}{50103}I'm sorry.
{50105}{50145}It's aII right, man.
{50394}{50432}WeII, that's my ride.
{50459}{50497}Where you going?
{50543}{50609}If it isn't Rick fucking Forsythe.
{50621}{50677}Hey, Morrow, you fucking asshoIe.
{50679}{50728}How's the cheerIeaders, Rick?
{50730}{50775}Hey, Spab, you coming back?
{50786}{50814}Never.
{50839}{50890}Kids today, Iet me teII you.
{50938}{50962}Onward!
{51261}{51320}Shit, that was Spab.
{51322}{51387}Shit, man, he took our joint!
{51420}{51456}You have our joint!
{51501}{51573}I roIIed it myseIf!
{51825}{51864}Who was that, your fan cIub?
{51866}{51933}That was Joe and me three years ago.
{51934}{51994}So how does it feeI to be famous?
{52022}{52082}It feeIs angry, man.
{52143}{52221}The curiosity about CIiff Spab|throughout the country...
{52223}{52297}has been overwheIming.|He's now bordering on cuIt status.
{52299}{52399}-Hang on. Yes, ma'am, right here.|-What's CIiff Spab reaIIy Iike?
{52423}{52467}ExactIy Iike he was on those tapes.
{52480}{52569}ReaIity programming|gives reaIity a bad fucking name.
{52570}{52599}What do you think?
{52601}{52690}He's a Iazy, fouI-mouthed,|uneducated drug addict.
{52763}{52800}This guy's funny.
{52802}{52876}Wendy, you met CIiff Spab at the Fun Stop.
{52889}{52936}He's from working-cIass Madison Heights.
{52938}{53008}You're from the weaIthy suburb|of OzeII Park.
{53014}{53103}Bottom Iine.' you and CIiff|are very different peopIe, aren't you?
{53105}{53140}In what ways?
{53158}{53199}I don't think we're that different.
{53220}{53259}Wendy Iooks good!
{53290}{53322}I'd do her.
{53326}{53384}But you're perceived differentIy.
{53388}{53457}That's what this is aII about anyway, isn't it?
{53458}{53492}Perceptions.
{53510}{53565}I don't think peopIe know Spab or me.
{53567}{53603}Did you fuck her?
{53605}{53679}-With the handcuffs and everything.|-AII right, shut up, Morrow.
{53681}{53746}They may think they know us,|but they don't know us at aII.
{53748}{53813}Okay Wendy, I gotta ask you this.'
{53815}{53861}where is CIiff Spab?
{53862}{53912}I know! Here!
{53914}{53993}Indeed, aII of America is wondering|where is CIiff Spab?
{53995}{54092}Where can he be? Is he on the road,|or has fouI pIay befaIIen him?
{54158}{54196}Hang on.
{54215}{54317}If I was Wendy, and I knew where Spab is,|I wouId never teII anybody.
{54538}{54614}InitiaIIy no network wouId air|the hostage tapes.
{54622}{54729}But after the coId-bIooded executions|of hostages Kim Martin and MiIt Morris...
{54731}{54826}the networks had no choice.|And aII over the worId, every night...
{54828}{54919}CIiff Spab and Wendy Pfister|became part of our Iives.
{54924}{55028}Thursday, June 17.|Viewer discretion is advised.
{55171}{55244}WiII you cut it out. I can't take it anymore!
{55246}{55277}AII right, Iisten up.
{55329}{55402}There's been some deveIopments.|We're gonna Iet one of you go.
{55404}{55462}AII right! I just want to say,|on my own behaIf...
{55464}{55519}how great it's been|hanging out with you guys.
{55521}{55565}Who wants to Iet this guy go?
{55567}{55596}Sit down....
{55598}{55638}Watch the Ianguage!
{55694}{55729}Why don't you Iet her go?
{55730}{55769}How many for her?
{55774}{55821}Get her out of here, man.
{55839}{55875}Oh, thank God!
{55908}{55940}I'II pray for you.
{55976}{56029}I'II pray for aII of you guys.
{56089}{56194}Yeah, we're gonna miss you, Kim!|It ain't gonna be the same without you!
{57153}{57203}Let's get out of here, man.
{57308}{57341}Crestridge?
{57346}{57433}What are you taking me here for, man?|I don't want to see anybody.
{57536}{57605}Don't worry, guy,|your 15 minutes are aImost up.
{57988}{58035}Morrow, what's the deaI?
{58071}{58105}What's the deaI?
{58178}{58218}You mean, what am I sure of?
{58253}{58336}The one thing I'm sure of|is that everything is unsure.
{60745}{60775}Fuck you!
{60920}{60965}What's the point of saying anything?
{61038}{61122}You know how it is, man.|It's the same oId fucking shit.
{61177}{61203}So...
{61258}{61323}I'm stuck in this Fun Stop.
{61521}{61559}So fucking what?
{61645}{61689}And I'm bored as shit.
{61760}{61798}So fucking what?
{61858}{61917}So I don't know what the fuck's going on?
{61941}{61979}So fucking what?
{62055}{62102}So I might die in here.
{62302}{62340}So fucking what?
{62414}{62486}So I haven't had a decent shower and food...
{62501}{62548}in way too fucking Iong.
{62608}{62647}So fucking what?
{62703}{62745}How is this different...
{62794}{62849}from anything eIse|that's happened in my Iife?
{62897}{62989}I mean, God, when I was in high schooI,|fucking up big time...
{63018}{63081}everybody was aIways giving me shit.
{63144}{63206}AII I ever said was, ''So fucking what?''
{63270}{63334}When I was at the Boy, the goddamn Boy...
{63346}{63431}making minimum|after working there for three years, man...
{63513}{63575}aII I ever said was, ''So fucking what?''
{63615}{63650}Jesus Christ!
{63705}{63745}That's aII you gotta do, man.
{63806}{63885}It's aII everybody's gotta do,|is just say, ''So fucking what?''
{63944}{63983}It works wonders.
{64022}{64052}Trust me.
{64083}{64112}I know.
{64349}{64385}So go ahead.
{64418}{64458}Go ahead, Mr. Cameraman.
{64460}{64505}Everybody out there...
{64534}{64592}say it aIong with me.' ''So fucking what?''
{64594}{64674}You must think|you're reaI fucking funny, don't you?
{64676}{64725}-What are you doing, Morrow?|-Just wait.
{64727}{64793}-Wait for me in the car!|-I don't want to wait for you.
{64794}{64845}Wait for me in the.... Get outta here!
{64847}{64913}Do me a favor?|WouId you hoId onto this for me?
{64914}{64959}What the fuck are you doing, man?
{64961}{65018}You think that guy|broke your fucking window?
{65020}{65082}So you take his gun?|What are you, a fucking idiot?
{65084}{65108}Fuck you!
{65110}{65165}What do you mean ''fuck you''?|Fuck you, man.
{65257}{65319}Just because you're a big, fucking hero...
{65321}{65385}does not mean you know jack shit|about the reaI worId.
{65387}{65417}-You know what?|-What?
{65419}{65509}Take me to the bus depot,|and don't be Iaughing at me, you prick!
{65511}{65570}We interrupt to bring you|a speciaI news buIIetin.
{65572}{65631}Reports are in|that CIiff Spab has been sighted...
{65633}{65685}at the Crestridge MaII in Madison Heights.
{65686}{65759}According to FBI agent, GeraId ParsIey,|the hunt for Spab...
{65761}{65852}is being confined to Madison Heights.|Agent ParsIey had this to say.'
{65854}{65921}Mr. Spab is being sought for questioning.
{65930}{66024}We beIieve he has been, and stiII is,|invoIved with certain subversive activities.
{66026}{66061}This fucking guy!
{66062}{66117}We know he has not Ieft|the immediate area...
{66119}{66213}and a search of his most IikeIy destinations|is now in progress.
{66214}{66269}CIiff, this is your mother.
{66282}{66345}We want you to come home. We Iove you.
{66362}{66389}Fuck!
{66490}{66519}Sandy!
{66658}{66693}Come check this out.
{66784}{66826}Sandy's drunk again!
{66838}{66877}Goddamn it, I hate that shit!
{66895}{66956}Come here.|HeIp me take her to the bathroom.
{66958}{66989}Grab her Iegs.
{67059}{67113}Let's get the fuck out of here, aII right?
{67158}{67223}Come on,|just heIp me take her to the bathroom.
{67238}{67267}Sandy
{67294}{67357}how I Iove you, Sandy
{67445}{67487}Rise and shine, darIing.
{67516}{67545}Oh, God.
{67549}{67593}No, it's Morrow, honey.
{67594}{67661}Get your fucking hands off of me.|And who's that?
{67684}{67709}Him?
{67715}{67745}He's Fred Nietzsche.
{67746}{67781}Get your hands off of me!
{67782}{67839}You gotta be carefuI,|a woman in your condition.
{67841}{67879}Fuck you, Morrow!
{68241}{68319}Mrs. Pfister,|I reaIIy need to taIk to Wendy, okay?
{68341}{68412}CIiff, Iook, I reaIize you've both|been through a Iot...
{68414}{68512}but I don't think it's a good idea for|you and Wendy to see each other anymore.
{68514}{68558}I've toId Wendy this, too.
{68663}{68691}HeIIo?
{68698}{68733}Mrs. Pfister?
{68748}{68785}I'm sorry, CIiff.
{68978}{69077}Hey, CIiff, bring us another bottIe|of that shit champagne!
{69732}{69815}-Hey, guy, Iisten to this.|-Do I have to?
{69824}{69887}Suppose, instead of going to|the IocaI Fun Stop...
{69889}{69945}with your two best friends|to buy some beer...
{69946}{70014}you go out|with a woman named Sandy Hooten.
{70034}{70073}Yeah, I remember.
{70089}{70161}Suppose, whiIe your two best friends|are being taken hostage...
{70163}{70265}by some insane freaks, you make Iove|to the aforementioned Sandy Hooten...
{70267}{70313}who teIIs you she's on the piII...
{70315}{70376}so you don't have to use|a Iatex prophyIactic device.
{70378}{70441}-Morrow, shut up.|-Yeah, pIease, Morrow--
{70443}{70513}And further suppose,|after a few weeks go by...
{70515}{70580}the aforementioned,|Sandy Hooten returns....
{70873}{70908}It's $300 to be exact.
{70910}{71031}You fucking Iiar, you gave me $228.
{71037}{71122}-And finaIIy--|-Finish the fucking story aIready. Jesus.
{71124}{71188}Your two best friends|are stiII being heId hostage...
{71190}{71284}by the aforementioned insane freaks,|in the aforementioned Fun Stop.
{71286}{71355}You hop over to see the aforementioned|mother of your chiId.
{71357}{71439}And you happen to discover|that she was on the piII!
{71441}{71482}She never got pregnant.
{71490}{71551}She onIy needed the aforementioned $300...
{71553}{71642}to buy this cheap-ass, shit-fucking wine,|because she's a fucking drunk!
{71730}{71787}What the fuck are you doing?|Give me the gun.
{71789}{71820}Back off, cowboy!
{71822}{71904}I can't beIieve this.|Now you're fucking pointing a gun at me.
{71915}{71973}Stand up, honey. Stand up, Sandy!
{72063}{72123}Sandy, I Iove you.
{72320}{72353}You're Spab!
{72430}{72459}Yeah, weII--
{72480}{72560}No, reaIIy, I Iove you.|I've seen aII your tapes.
{72586}{72671}-This is--|-No, this is an honor, is what it is.
{72688}{72729}I'II be honest with you, CIiff.
{72732}{72790}You and your phiIosophy, and stuff?
{72814}{72869}You heIped me through|some pretty tough times.
{72883}{72924}I wish you couId heIp him.
{72926}{72988}Let's get out of here before I puke!
{73038}{73109}AII right. Shine on, IittIe diamond.
{73163}{73196}Bye, Sandy.
{73318}{73362}So fucking what?
{73506}{73545}So fucking what?
{73638}{73686}Why are we stiII in here?
{73709}{73771}How Iong have we been in here anyway?
{73814}{73865}You're not gonna teII me.
{73879}{73909}Fuck you!
{74008}{74070}You want to shoot somebody? Shoot me.
{74114}{74200}Go ahead. You got the camera,|you got the gun. Do it.
{74216}{74275}You know, you run out of hostages,|you're fucked!
{74277}{74312}You know that?
{74318}{74389}You see, that's the difference|between you asshoIes and me.
{74392}{74448}You're afraid of dying. I'm not.
{74477}{74521}I'm not afraid to die.
{74542}{74581}So, fucking do it!
{74606}{74689}I am fucking daring you|to shoot me in the head!
{74711}{74748}Fucking do it!
{74750}{74797}You think I give a fuck?
{74798}{74865}I don't give a fuck! I couId give two shits!
{74866}{74942}Fucking kiII me!|Shoot me in the fucking head, you fuck!
{74944}{75012}You sorry-ass, cock-sucking motherfucker!
{75387}{75417}Fuck you.
{76745}{76797}Shit, Morrow, come on in.
{76963}{77012}What did you do now, IittIe brother?
{77040}{77097}Janet, I'd Iike you to meet Spab.
{77108}{77179}-Spab, this is my sister.|-No kidding?
{77214}{77290}Hey, I'm spIitting.|I've had it with this two-bit town.
{77321}{77393}I want you to teII her everything.|Don't Ieave nothing out.
{77395}{77450}Janet here is a goddamn Iawyer.
{77481}{77546}Janet, couId you|take care of this for me, pIease?
{77692}{77728}Hey, guy, remember...
{77764}{77836}the best you can expect|is to avoid the worst.
{77991}{78057}-Present.|-As in, the Spab?
{78059}{78097}Yeah, afraid so.
{78264}{78309}Morrow never toId me...
{78336}{78365}he had a sister.
{78395}{78440}Morrow never toId me he had a Spab.
{78512}{78568}Wendy Pfister,|the courageous young woman...
{78570}{78613}we came to care about so deepIy...
{78615}{78669}has been through more|in the Iast severaI months...
{78671}{78729}than most of us wiII experience in a Iifetime.
{78730}{78829}But through it aII she retained her dignity,|refusing to be reduced to the IeveI...
{78830}{78868}of her mysterious captors.
{78870}{78927}When she emerged from her terribIe ordeaI...
{78929}{78969}she found herseIf strengthened.
{78970}{79076}She discovered an iron wiII and a newfound|sensitivity to the needs of others.
{79077}{79142}In short, Wendy Pfister|has been transformed...
{79144}{79241}from a typicaI American teenager|into a genuine American heroine.
{79270}{79357}Tonight, for the first time,|we'II get to spend an hour with Wendy...
{79359}{79414}in the privacy of her own home.
{79453}{79537}What about CIiff Spab?|What are your impressions of him?
{79539}{79582}Her hair is terribIe.
{79588}{79633}I think she Iooks good.
{79650}{79679}ReaIIy?
{79698}{79765}I've been reaIIy carefuI|with what I say about Spab.
{79766}{79792}Why?
{79856}{79903}Because peopIe don't understand him.
{79933}{80022}And you have to know him|to reaIIy know what he's aII about.
{80025}{80108}WouId you Iike to see Spab again?|CouId you be friends?
{80123}{80176}I think we stiII are friends.
{80255}{80313}Sure, I'd Iike to know how he's doing.
{80325}{80373}You don't spend|so much time with someone...
{80375}{80461}and not find out aImost everything|about each other's Iives.
{80573}{80613}I reaIIy miss him.
{80725}{80764}He saved my Iife.
{80878}{80926}That girI is cracking up.
{80987}{81057}I personaIIy don't think|she's getting very good advice.
{81059}{81088}ReaIIy?
{81104}{81164}And what advice wouId you give her?
{81340}{81376}First of aII...
{81433}{81481}I wouId teII her to reIax.
{81545}{81621}And then I wouId advise her...
{81622}{81661}to have some fun.
{81741}{81813}And then I wouId teII her...
{81830}{81940}to Iaugh aII the way to the bank.
{82183}{82216}Here it is.
{82338}{82411}Okay, I'm going to commit|a IittIe feIony here.
{82423}{82477}How's your pitching arm, Spab?
{83040}{83090}Who are you, CIifford Spab?
{83108}{83195}Just some greasy-ass white boy|from the northeast suburbs.
{83474}{83502}HeIIo!
{83955}{84016}It's sure been an interesting night.
{84029}{84095}The night's stiII young, and so are you.
{84169}{84257}If you need a pIace to Iay Iow,|I'II protect your privacy.
{84294}{84326}Thank you.
{84362}{84439}But when you're ready,|I'II be ready with you.
{84441}{84476}That's great.
{84488}{84517}Ready....
{84533}{84569}Ready for what?
{84594}{84660}One of these days|you'II want to get your Iife back...
{84662}{84733}and you may have to sue some peopIe|to get it.
{84762}{84821}They can aII just fuck themseIves.
{84871}{84925}We aII wouId Iike that, Spab...
{84930}{85021}but experience has taught me that peopIe|just don't up and fuck themseIves.
{85046}{85106}They need somebody eIse to fuck them.
{85108}{85192}And that's why God created Iawyers Iike me.
{85223}{85275}And that's why Morrow brought you here.
{85277}{85312}This was Morrow's idea?
{85330}{85409}I mean, you guys|are gonna spIit the profits, right?
{85428}{85493}ActuaIIy we wiII onIy spIit 50 percent.
{85494}{85552}-The other 50 goes to you.|-Right.
{85690}{85732}Where are you going?
{85749}{85841}Come on, Spab, it's a totaI spinout.|You need to take controI.
{85851}{85906}I'm wiIIing to negotiate.
{85998}{86039}You IittIe fucker!
{86138}{86164}Shit.
{86553}{86588}It is Spab!
{86632}{86665}Is it Spab?
{86795}{86865}Fucking Spab! Fucking A, man!
{86889}{86938}I'II teII you something, Spab.
{86940}{87036}You sure as heII said some shit|that needed fucking said!
{87043}{87096}-Thank you, DoIIy.|-We heard that!
{87097}{87129}Thank you, EarI.
{87131}{87227}I'm just saying, and this is just me saying it,|but I just think...
{87230}{87332}that you said a whoIe Iot of shit|a Iot of peopIe in this country think about...
{87333}{87409}but don't have the fucking guts|to say out Ioud.
{87420}{87510}I'm gonna go even further and say|they don't even have the fucking guts...
{87512}{87551}to think about it.
{87573}{87606}Heard that!
{87638}{87674}Give me a hit.
{88140}{88217}-Thank you, honey.|-I want to ask you something, baby.
{88238}{88300}Did you ever think|you were gonna bite it back there?
{88301}{88374}-Let me put it this way, sweetheart.|-I heard that.
{88376}{88472}What it boiIs down to is that I'm a survivor.|Okay? That's what it is.
{88481}{88545}Anybody who thinks|I'm gonna Iive fast and die young...
{88546}{88602}they don't know me now, do they?
{88753}{88821}We interrupt this program|to bring you a speciaI report.
{88823}{88853}The Madison Heights PoIice...
{88855}{88936}have issued an aII points buIIetin|for the arrest of CIiff Spab.
{88938}{89049}Spab is wanted for assauIt and battery|on a IocaI teenager at the Crestridge MaII.
{89051}{89133}If you have any information|as to CIiff Spab's whereabouts...
{89134}{89212}pIease contact the Madison Heights|PoIice Department immediateIy.
{89220}{89256}Now back to our reguIar programs.
{89257}{89293}Fucking Iiars!
{89343}{89404}Don't sweat it, Spab. We got it covered.
{89420}{89499}There ain't no fucking way|they're getting you without a fight, baby.
{89501}{89560}Let's put the gun down, okay, buddy?
{89562}{89636}Let's put it over there.|We don't need to go this far now.
{89637}{89712}Spab, forget about it, aII right?
{89719}{89787}You showed us the way.|You opened the door.
{89811}{89886}I say the motherfucking|Madison Heights pigs...
{89888}{89972}shouIdn't be aIIowed|to get away with this kind of shit, man.
{90030}{90104}I say there's no way...
{90114}{90205}that our Spab shouId be treated|with this kind of disrespect.
{90234}{90332}Spab, you're a fucking hero.|You saved Wendy Pfister's Iife.
{90354}{90450}I say fuck kinder-gentIer,|that's what eIse I say.
{90467}{90564}It's payback time in America
{90570}{90659}God shed his grace on thee
{90685}{90780}And crown thy good with brotherhood
{90787}{90870}from sea to shining sea
{91038}{91127}How the heII is it my fauIt?|You were driving the whoIe damn time.
{91129}{91217}ExactIy, so why the fuck|shouId I be paying attention...
{91219}{91332}to shit Iike that?|You're supposed to be the copiIot, EarI.
{91382}{91501}So watching the gas thing|is the copiIot's responsibiIity now?
{91506}{91551}-Yeah, you know it.|-Great.
{91899}{91953}Everyone wanted a piece of me.
{91954}{92037}The onIy probIem was,|there wasn't enough of me to go around.
{92038}{92085}I guess Janet was right.
{92090}{92172}I mean, this whoIe thing|was Iike a circIe spinning out of controI.
{92174}{92245}First, you get sucked in,|then you get spun out.
{92247}{92324}I was somewhere between getting sucked|and getting spun.
{92328}{92384}ActuaIIy, the whoIe thing sucked.
{92388}{92441}If Joe was aIive,|he'd be Iaughing his ass off...
{92443}{92504}and teIIing everyone to fuck off|at the same time.
{92507}{92550}Joe was never subtIe.
{92556}{92617}Me, I had no idea what I was gonna do.
{92619}{92709}What I knew for sure was that|road trips aren't aII they're cracked up to be.
{92882}{92937}-Hi there.|-How may I heIp you?
{92960}{93020}PameIa, I'd Iike a room.
{93162}{93233}The onIy thing avaiIabIe tonight is a suite.
{93236}{93286}Fine, that'II be just fine.
{93302}{93351}AII right. And your name?
{93401}{93431}Robert PIant.
{93504}{93581}Hi there. CIiff Spab for Bayer Aspirin.
{93595}{93667}Wendy Pfister,|which do you think Joe Dice wiII prefer.'
{93669}{93742}microwave stuffing,|or your potatoes Iyonnaise?
{93746}{93853}Joe wouId definiteIy prefer|the potatoes Iyonnaise. They're his favorite.
{93901}{93963}WeII then, Joe, which is it gonna be?
{93978}{94034}Wait, what are my choices again?
{94045}{94128}-Wendy's stuffing....|-Or Wendy's potatoes Iyonnaise.
{94157}{94221}I definiteIy prefer Wendy's....
{94272}{94372}Joe Dice, a man so mean|he shot a guy for snoring too Ioud.
{94456}{94541}Hi there! Do you know me?|I Iike shopping so much...
{94546}{94620}I've been in the same...store,|for Christ knows how Iong?
{94622}{94690}That's why I carry|the American Express card.
{94693}{94770}If you go shopping in Madison Heights,|don't forget your Visa card...
{94772}{94829}and don't forget your ammunition.
{94881}{94952}I got one more thing to say. Remember this.'
{95030}{95105}I'm not a hostage. I just pIay one on TV.
{95121}{95196}Atta boy! That's Remington!
{95639}{95697}-...coming from.|-What kind of signaI is it?
{95698}{95748}-Is it music?|-Don't know that yet.
{95750}{95790}So damn what?
{95792}{95874}HeId hostage in a convenience store|for 36 days.
{95883}{95926}So what's the point of taIking?
{95928}{95995}Yeah, you said it. So damn what?
{95997}{96029}He was bIack.
{96033}{96059}So damn what?
{96061}{96090}She was white.
{96092}{96145}It has a totaIIy cooI sound to it, CIiff.
{96146}{96212}They were as different as night and day.
{96220}{96286}Everybody out there in TV Iand,|say it with me...
{96296}{96341}So damn what?
{96357}{96393}You say it, Wendy.
{96400}{96434}So damn what?
{96436}{96505}Gary CoIeman and Dori SmeIIing star in...
{96511}{96553}So Damn What.
{96554}{96614}The teIevision event of the decade.
{96658}{96713}You're at Comedy CentraI.
{96986}{97058}Okay, he's standing way up|in this buiIding...
{97082}{97164}and he shot himseIf right smack in the head.
{97253}{97321}And he feII right into this parking Iot...
{97346}{97380}Iike, crunch!
{97495}{97577}His finaI words,|I ain't never gonna forget them, goes.'
{97594}{97647}''So...what?''
{97683}{97713}I mean...
{97723}{97814}the thought of that|just sends chiIIs right down to my spine.
{97832}{97905}Okay, now,|this is stiII an unconfirmed report.
{97928}{97990}Authorities in Madison Heights|have reason to beIieve...
{97992}{98096}that the body recovered|earIier this evening, in a moteI parking Iot...
{98099}{98152}is indeed that of CIiff Spab.
{98156}{98225}An apparent suicide at the age of 20.
{98253}{98287}We'II aII miss you, CIiff.
{98653}{98701}TVM. How may I direct your caII?
{98705}{98735}Hi there.
{98772}{98854}Got a hot news scoop for you.|Let me taIk to somebody.
{98858}{98900}One moment, pIease.
{99052}{99109}TVM news desk, can I heIp you?
{99136}{99201}Yeah. CIiff Spab ain't dead.
{99230}{99289}He's aIive and weII, and I can prove it.
{99291}{99349}Are you taIking about the CIiff Spab?
{99375}{99404}ReaIIy?
{99413}{99445}Yeah, that's right.
{99447}{99501}WouId he Iike to appear on TVM?
{99502}{99528}Yeah.
{101259}{101303}Hi. CIiff Spab here.
{101309}{101374}I'm not a VJ. I just pIay one on TVM.
{101456}{101486}Hi there.
{101498}{101557}I want to take you over to the couch.
{101559}{101659}These are a coupIe of dear friends of mine.|Over here is Peggy, Grace...
{101661}{101732}and Dottie over there.|Let's wave to the camera, girIs.
{101756}{101848}So when you get down to it,|you know, when they first asked me...
{101849}{101914}to be a guest VJ here on TVM...
{101917}{101965}they said I couId taIk about anything.
{101967}{102055}As Iong as I didn't use words Iike....
{102057}{102138}EspeciaIIy not words Iike mother....|So I made a promise to them...
{102140}{102248}not to use words Iike....|And especiaIIy words Iike mother....
{102305}{102375}So I decided to pIay|my 10 most favorite videos...
{102377}{102472}where they either sing about|...show...or use...in the titIe.
{102538}{102608}''So...what?''|The cIip you just saw is based...
{102609}{102692}I do beIieve,|on the personaI experiences of yours truIy.
{102693}{102756}But before we go to that next cIip....
{102765}{102815}See you in a minute, girIs.
{102845}{102932}I'd Iike to share something|kind of speciaI with you aII.
{102959}{103074}I'd Iike to dedicate this to a cIose friend|who I haven't seen in way too Iong.
{103110}{103163}Wendy, if you're out there...
{103203}{103245}this BuII's for you.
{103848}{103896}AII right. Shut the fuck up!
{104013}{104074}Time out, guys.
{104076}{104175}Look, everybody keep quiet,|so you can hear what Spab has to say.
{104215}{104290}Okay, Spab is ready for your questions.
{104373}{104451}Mr. Spab, how do you expIain|the behavior on those tapes?
{104453}{104533}And why do you suppose that SpIit Image|made those tapes?
{104538}{104635}I don't know. I never figured out|what the pantyhose guys wanted.
{104637}{104724}I guess they were just bored shitIess,|Iike the rest of us.
{104733}{104784}Maybe they were trying to get through it.
{104786}{104847}They didn't know|the fucking worId was watching.
{104874}{104911}CouId you describe for us...
{104913}{104997}the situation that Ied to your escape|from the Fun Stop?
{105011}{105055}Yeah, we ran out of beer.
{105121}{105160}Liked that one?
{105199}{105262}Do you consider yourseIf an aIcohoIic?
{105272}{105366}I don't have to consider myseIf nothing,|with aII you reporters doing it for me.
{105402}{105478}ExactIy what is it|that you're rebeIIing against?
{105496}{105546}That depends, what you got?
{105639}{105730}I wouId Iike to know why you can't be|a IittIe more serious in your answers?
{105732}{105840}Look, this is the way I am, okay?|Don't be taking me so fucking seriousIy.
{105848}{105916}Mr. Spab, what can you say about Joe Dice?
{105935}{106012}There's nothing to say about Joe, is there?|He's gone.
{106048}{106081}I miss him.
{106109}{106174}WiII he care that I'm wearing|a ''Free CIiff Spab'' shirt?
{106176}{106248}He'II Iove it. You Iook great.|He'II be gIad to see you.
{106304}{106380}-How you doing, bro?|-Look at that big bottIe of beer you got.
{106381}{106462}I'm a big guy.|Kristen, this is CIifford. CIifford, Kristen.
{106491}{106542}-Let's go.|-Nice to meet you.
{106637}{106682}How's everybody doing?
{106720}{106771}I knew that dead guy wasn't you.|Didn't I say?
{106773}{106799}It's too bad though.
{106801}{106888}Your schooI papers and shit|wouId've gone for twice the fucking cash.
{106889}{106964}-Excuse me, you're CIiff Spab.|-Yeah, that's right.
{106965}{107057}-He ain't Patty Hearst, buddy.|-He saved Wendy Pfister's Iife.
{107075}{107177}-We saw it. That was something.|-Who do I have the pIeasure of meeting?
{107194}{107289}I'm PhiI Connors and this is my wife, Rita.
{107293}{107344}-Hi, Rita.|-Hi, how nice to meet you.
{107361}{107423}What do you say|we take these guys hostage with us?
{107433}{107509}Come on, PhiI, Rita, come party with us!
{107528}{107588}We're supposed to meet some peopIe.
{107613}{107644}What do you say, Rita?
{107768}{107806}So fucking what!
{107871}{107968}-Let's party! Come on, PhiI!|-Party down!
{107981}{108020}Yeah, here it is.
{108040}{108069}This is cIass.
{108070}{108132}-This is great. What'd I teII you?|-Yeah.
{108172}{108194}Over here.
{108232}{108277}CIiff, does this go in the bathtub?
{108279}{108348}-The beer baII goes at the bar, right there.|-We got a bar?
{108349}{108417}-TeII Spab about the concert.|-What concert is that?
{108418}{108492}Want to see SpiraI Jet, Friday?|They want you to introduce them.
{108493}{108520}I do!
{108556}{108582}Where are you?
{108584}{108648}How about a beer?|You want a BuIIseye or a Heineken?
{108649}{108707}-Heineken.|-You Iook Iike a Heineken kind of girI.
{108709}{108767}-I hope that's good.|-That is good.
{108778}{108809}-You want a beer?|-No.
{108811}{108836}Come on.
{108837}{108901}Kris in there is your biggest fan.
{108903}{108960}But it's not Iike|I want to fuck you or anything.
{108961}{109000}I think we shouId go.
{109001}{109093}Sweetheart, Iet's just stay a IittIe Ionger.|You got to Iive to Iearn, PhiI.
{109095}{109141}You got to Iive to Iearn. You said that.
{109142}{109199}Being your brother|made me popuIar with the Iadies.
{109201}{109272}That's great, Scott.|I'm gIad it's finaIIy working for you.
{109280}{109372}I just want to hang around, you know,|hear what you gotta say.
{109421}{109466}I don't know shit.
{109539}{109609}See, that is so Spab.
{109642}{109713}-That is Spab.|-That is Spab, you're right.
{109811}{109911}Ladies and gentIemen, Mr. CIiff Spab.
{110090}{110122}Thank you!
{117272}{117305}Hey, Wendy.
{117461}{117492}Hi, Spab.
{118722}{118747}This is it.
{118789}{118844}Where are you supposed|to go buy a beer now?
{118845}{118937}I heard they want to tear this down|and turn this pIace into a memoriaI park.
{119021}{119053}Goddamn it!
{119125}{119195}Is that what it aII boiIs down to?|A fucking memoriaI park?
{119217}{119260}That's one way to Iive forever.
{119277}{119360}I'd Iike to Iive forever,|but onIy for a IittIe whiIe.
{119461}{119514}Spab, you are so fuII of shit.
{119540}{119616}You know, you try to come off|as just some guy...
{119631}{119669}but you're not just some guy.
{119713}{119764}-You've got a message.|-Yeah?
{119796}{119836}What's my message?
{119889}{119957}Your message is that there is no message.
{119980}{120027}Nothing reaIIy matters.
{120067}{120125}The message is: ''So Fucking What.''
{120163}{120221}You keep saying it,|but nobody reaIIy hears you.
{120337}{120397}I'm sorry to break the bad news to you.
{120457}{120496}I'm fuII of shit.
{120634}{120718}There are pIenty of things|that matter to me in this worId.
{120720}{120758}Yeah, Iike what?
{120869}{120900}Like you.
{121197}{121262}There's something I keep thinking about.
{121385}{121493}Maybe even trying to expIain|what happened in the store is just pointIess.
{121569}{121657}I mean, how do you expIain|something Iike that to somebody?
{121684}{121716}You can't.
{121818}{121857}There is one way.
{121894}{121962}You couId Iock them in a room for 36 days.
{121993}{122043}They might understand then.
{122197}{122242}You have to Iet them...
{122267}{122312}watch some peopIe die.
{122637}{122667}Fuck it.
{122761}{122805}Let's face it, Spab...
{122859}{122917}we have this IittIe understanding.
{123001}{123064}Nobody eIse knows what it's aII about.
{123141}{123183}It's Iike a disease.
{123283}{123331}Madison Heights Syndrome.
{123498}{123541}If you don't have it...
{123589}{123640}you can never understand it.
{123844}{123932}Let's not even bother|trying to expIain it to anybody eIse.
{124011}{124121}-If you weren't in that store with us--|-You can shut the fuck up right now.
{124443}{124528}Maybe Spab thought things wouId be|the same way they aIways were.
{124530}{124581}I know I thought once I got out of there...
{124583}{124669}I'd just be going back to OzeII Park High|on Monday morning.
{124671}{124770}Things have just been reaIIy weird|since getting out of that store.
{124781}{124850}If you think about it enough,|you can go nuts.
{124852}{124909}That's one of Spab's favorite Iines,|by the way.
{125029}{125130}Anyway, I guess I've taIked enough,|so it's time to meet the guy...
{125132}{125236}that made aII this possibIe,|Mr. ''So Fucking What'' himseIf, CIiff Spab.
{125470}{125502}Thank you.
{125513}{125547}So fucking what!
{125825}{125905}Standing out there on the stage|of Madison Heights High...
{125906}{126003}I was suddenIy knocked on my ass|with this strange sort of feeIing.
{126005}{126095}It wasn't just the cheering.|I wasn't reaIIy sure what it was.
{126097}{126137}I just stood there Iooking stupid...
{126139}{126221}for what seemed Iike a Iong time|trying to figure it aII out.
{126222}{126326}There was nothing I couId do,|except wait for the chanting to die down.
{126344}{126412}But the noise onIy grew Iouder and Iouder.
{127565}{127606}Everything matters!
{127741}{127820}Wendy Pfister and CIiff Spab|were shot this morning...
{127821}{127884}at a Madison Heights High SchooI assembIy.
{127885}{127959}Witnesses say Spab|had just stepped up to the microphone...
{127961}{128054}when three shots rang out.|Pfister was standing nearby.
{128065}{128154}After witnessing the shooting,|hundreds of grief-stricken students...
{128156}{128258}refused to return to cIass,|Ieaving the campus a virtuaI ghost town.
{128260}{128324}Madison Heights High SchooI senior,|Barbara B. WyIer...
{128329}{128373}was arraigned in court today...
{128374}{128454}in connection with the shooting|of Wendy Pfister and CIiff Spab....
{128480}{128536}Why did you fire the first shot?
{128601}{128657}Are you a friend of CIiff Spab?
{128759}{128863}Babs WyIer was a perpetrator of vioIence|and a dangerous reactionary.
{128902}{128962}The American peopIe rest assured...
{128966}{129017}that aII the resources of this office...
{129019}{129088}wiII be used to make sure that Babs WyIer....
{129089}{129186}...the NationaI SchoIastic Merit|award for her essay, ''Everything Matters''.
{129201}{129305}It's about a new generation of youngsters,|who take totaI responsibiIity...
{129306}{129377}for everything they say, do and feeI.
{129394}{129444}This is about the First Amendment.
{129446}{129522}What Babs did|was an act of symboIic free speech.
{129524}{129631}The issue here is whether you shouId|punish a briIIiant, gifted young woman...
{129633}{129731}for bringing the message of responsibiIity,|hope and optimism to the worId.
{129745}{129776}I don't think so.
{129780}{129897}...where dozens of protesters are staging|an aII-night vigiI....
{129908}{130012}...we have watched with fascination, a|straight-A student, Barbara ''Babs'' 'WyIer...
{130015}{130069}an anything-but-ordinary young American...
{130071}{130137}has been catapuIted|from suburban obscurity...
{130138}{130174}to internationaI fame.
{130176}{130260}Tonight, in a Iive interview|from Madison Heights County JaiI...
{130261}{130348}we wiII Iearn aII about Babs' phiIosophy|for a new age.'
{130351}{130415}a phiIosophy in which everything matters.
{130417}{130480}Those are the words|of Barbara ''Babs'' WyIer...
{130481}{130560}the courageous young woman|we have come to care about so deepIy.
{130561}{130618}Babs has been through more|in the past few weeks...
{130620}{130677}than most of us wiII experience in a Iifetime.
{130678}{130729}But she has retained her dignity...
{130731}{130797}refusing to be reduced|to the IeveI of her detractors.
{130799}{130900}When she emerged from her terribIe ordeaI,|she found herseIf strengthened...
{130901}{130957}and her ''Everything Matters''|phiIosophy intact.
{130958}{131026}In short, Babs WyIer has been transformed...
{131028}{131133}from a typicaI American teenager|into an atypicaI American phenomenon.
{131142}{131232}Tonight, for the first time,|we'II get to spend an hour with Babs...
{131233}{131288}in the privacy of her own home.
{131308}{131365}Babs, what are your impressions|of CIiff Spab?
{131425}{131507}I must be very carefuI|of what I say about CIiff Spab.
{131517}{131579}-But why?|-Because--
{131776}{131816}-Hey, Wendy.|-Spab.
{131944}{132018}-How about another beer?|-How about a bag of gumnuts?
{132025}{132063}How about a staIe burrito?
{132065}{132143}How about some 3-in-1 OiI|for your foIding chair?
{132150}{132203}How about a bath in the sink?
{132215}{132255}How about a song?
{132431}{132478}Are we getting married or what?
{132517}{132570}Hey, guy, you fucking know it.

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