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My name's Hubert Vought,
but everyone knows me as Bucky.
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- Bucky!
- Yeah.
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You don't have to ask a
single fucking question now.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bucky.
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Rock the mike, Bucky.
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I just...
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- What was your real name?
- Hubert.
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Bucky!
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I think movies, in the past few years,
the quality has gone downhill.
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- Because of me?
- No, no. Your shit's good.
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Is that what you're getting at?
I've feared that myself.
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What do you think, and what do you do
to make sure you make a quality flick?
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As soon as I got into the game,
everything went to hell.
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There was a guy that made
a movie called George Washington.
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Did anyone see it?
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So that's about nine?
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In the paper the dude said...
Somebody was saying, like:
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"There were filmmakers who came
before you, like Kevin Smith...
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...that helped pave the way."
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And he went off on a tear.
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And he was just like, "Look,
that dude lowered the bar.
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He didn't really make it easier
for us to get in.
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He just turned filmmaking into
a kind of Special Olympics."
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Which I couldn't be too mad at
because it was a funny line.
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Making that movie was fine.
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But when we were getting ready
to put it out...
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...it was fucking nuts.
We got death threats.
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We had 300,000 pieces of hate mail
and three death threats.
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Or two. Two-and-a-half death threats.
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Because I think one recanted
toward the end.
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"I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Well, maybe not."
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There was one that I'll never forget
and will take it with me to my grave.
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Not the actual missive, but what
it said. I've read it so many times...
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I've read it to people so many times
that I committed it to memory:
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"You Jews better take the money you
stole from us and buy flak jackets...
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...because we're coming in there with
shotguns. Your brothers in Christ... "
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The Jews in question were
Harvey and Bob Weinstein...
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...who run Miramax and Dimension,
who were originally releasing the flick.
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They got it the worst. I was Catholic,
so people would just be like...
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..."You ought to know better.
But your Jew buddies will pay."
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You don't want to point out
that Christ was Jewish...
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...because these people tend
to forget that.
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"Jewish? No, he's a Wasp."
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But it was insane.
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We had to stop receiving mail at the
office. They had a service open it.
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Kevin Smith directed and acted
in his New Jersey Chronicles:
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Clerks, Mallrats,
Chasing Amy, Dogma...
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...and the final chapter,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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Smith presents his own lens through
which we may view the world.
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And although it's not
always rose-colored...
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...we learn a new way
to examine spirituality...
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...sexuality and human relationships.
Give it up for Kevin Smith!
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Are there signs that say "applause"?
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'Cause I don't think I've ever
gotten a reaction like that.
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Reaction like that makes up for every
chick ever said I had a small dick.
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We'll just sit here until you're quiet
and then make up the time afterwards.
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Are we starting on this side?
Is that why the camera's in his face?
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- First one of the night, dude.
- First question: What's a Nubian?
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No, I'm just...
I'm kidding.
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I'm sure that's a first.
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Not for nothing, but I will
do the fucking jokes here.
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Well, there went all my questions.
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Actually I got a lot.
But big question right now...
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I haven't heard the answer before.
You've probably stated it.
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You're Silent Bob in the movies.
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You wrote and directed. Why give
yourself the Marcel Marceau part?
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I' ...
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