{4598}{4649}Hi. I'm Johnny Knoxville.
{4651}{4691}Welcome to Jackass.
{5016}{5070}Hello. I'm Johnny Knoxville
{5072}{5115}and I'm about to rent a car.
{5172}{5195}What's up?
{5196}{5242}Uh, I have a reservation.
{5244}{5308}Okay, I need a driver's license|and a credit card.
{5310}{5332}All right.
{5334}{5374}I need a signature here
{5376}{5449}that you're going to use|your coverage instead of ours.
{5451}{5479}Is that white one us?
{5481}{5503}Yes.
{5505}{5609}We're gonna walk around|and inspect it together.
{5611}{5666}Looks pretty good.
{5667}{5712}I'm just looking for dents|and major scratches.
{5714}{5736}Yeah.
{5738}{5784}Something major,|gonna write it down.
{5786}{5816}Little ding there.
{5818}{5840}Yeah.
{5842}{5884}No, we'll take|good care of her.
{5886}{5924}Thank you.|Have a good week.
{5926}{5964}You, too. Thank you.
{6575}{6604}I'm Johnny.
{6606}{6628}Hey.
{6630}{6656}We're gonna be doing
{6658}{6706}a hell of a lot|of work here today.
{7007}{7063}Trust us. We're gonna have fun.
{7323}{7419}Hi. I'm Johnny Knoxville,|and this is called the...
{7960}{8013}Oh, fuck!
{8644}{8715}Shut the car off.
{8716}{8766}Oh, fuck!
{8915}{8967}I guess we didn't reinforce|the windshield.
{8968}{9024}That fucker comes...|missed me by that much.
{9026}{9097}That's why you got the roll bars|behind you, dude.
{9310}{9344}Whose car is this?
{9346}{9395}This is your guys' car.
{9397}{9444}I rented it|from you earlier.
{9446}{9492}Yes. Yeah, wha...?
{9494}{9540}Yeah, I hit a dog.
{9542}{9604}A dog isn't gonna do that.
{9655}{9680}Come on in.
{9682}{9758}I had a accident,|as you can see.
{9760}{9798}I was...|I mean, I drink.
{9799}{9844}I just black out,|so I, um...
{9846}{9892}Were you drinking|or anything?
{9894}{9940}Yeah, I had a little,|to be honest.
{9988}{10031}Is there any license|plates on it?
{10033}{10055}There was.
{10057}{10082}Yeah?
{10084}{10155}Well, hopefully you guys|will incur some of the cost.
{10156}{10182}Oh, ...