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Hi. I'm Johnny Knoxville.

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Welcome to Jackass.

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Hello. I'm Johnny Knoxville

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and I'm about to rent a car.

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What's up?

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Uh, I have a reservation.

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Okay, I need a driver's license
and a credit card.

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All right.

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I need a signature here

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that you're going to use
your coverage instead of ours.

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Is that white one us?

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Yes.

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We're gonna walk around
and inspect it together.

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Looks pretty good.

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I'm just looking for dents
and major scratches.

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Yeah.

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Something major,
gonna write it down.

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Little ding there.

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Yeah.

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No, we'll take
good care of her.

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Thank you.
Have a good week.

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You, too. Thank you.

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I'm Johnny.

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Hey.

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We're gonna be doing

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a hell of a lot
of work here today.

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Trust us. We're gonna have fun.

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Hi. I'm Johnny Knoxville,
and this is called the...

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Oh, fuck!

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Shut the car off.

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Oh, fuck!

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I guess we did ...