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I've just finished ballasting the corpse

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That means you fill it 
with certain things because..

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You may not be aware that a corpse
under water, swells up with air, see?

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So it tends to float to the surface

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You have to load it with ballast so it sinks.
You weight it with stones and other heavy stuff.

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There's a ballast ratio for corpses...

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3 times body weight for an average 
adult like this victim

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But for children and midgets 
it's different.

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Kids are lighter. So it's 4 times 
body weight.

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- What?
- Never had problems?

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No. Midgets are heavier, 
so you double the weight.

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For old people multiply by 5...
Old bones are porous.

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- Hi, Mom!
- Goodness gracious!

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How's my little boy?

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This is Mom, that's Grandma, 
this is the store. This is were i grow up.

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- Grandpa's not here?
- He's out.

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He'll be back soon.

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What time is it?

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Guess what...
- My Grandpa.

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I've put up with her now 
for 53 years!

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Imagine it!
- Imagine the effort it took him?

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Guess who made the effort 
me or him?

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Hats off! I've put up
with her now for 53 years!

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He was such a cheerful little boy.

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