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MY WIFE IS AN ACTRESS

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Paris. Population 2,125,246,
of which 1,153,702 are women.

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That's a ratio of 1.4 women
to every man.

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Not bad.

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But laughable compared to New York,
where it's 5.2 to 1.

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Right. Anyway, closer to home..

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I found 259 freelance
professions listed.

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One of them is an Actress.

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There are about 10,000 in Paris,

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all wacko.

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My name is Yvan.

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I'm 35, a sports reporter..
I'm either in a stadium,

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or here, the news room
of Info-Sport TV.

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My chances of meeting
an actress were 12-1.

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When I met Charlotte,

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I saw only her.

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Now I realize living with an actress
is a crazy thing.

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What do you put
when you sign an autograph?

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Depends. "Kisses."

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"Love..."

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-Sex.
-Stop fucking around.

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-Jealous!
- Not at all.

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I catch you writing sex...

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Like when I'm in London
you won't imagine...

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You're so lucky.
I love that actor.

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-That doofus?
- He's great!

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I can't talk to you.

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- He's fabulous.
- He's bald.

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