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I thought they let us out
too easily.

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The war's over.

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It's over.
I saw it on television.

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I have to sell my house.

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The war is not over.

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I saw it on TV.

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That's what you hired me for.

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The war isn't over
until I say it's over.

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This is my picture.
This is not the CIA's picture.

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You think
you're in a tight spot now?

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Try making The Four Horsemen
of the Apocalypse.

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Three of the horsemen died.

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Hear what he's saying?
Three of the horsemen died...

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two weeks before the end
of principal photography.

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This is nothing.

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This is just Act One,
"The War."

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We really do need an Act Two,
so we work.

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Act Two.

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You know what it's like?

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The Japanese. In the caves.

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- Go on.
- Okinawa.

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They didn't believe
the war was over.

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We have a guy
who doesn't believe...

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We have an American serviceman.

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A brave American serviceman
is left behind.

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A hero.

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I can't believe it.
What was I thinking?

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We had a war.
We forgot the hero.

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You can't have a war
and not have a hero.

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It's like we sent
a Christmas card...

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and left out the...
What do you call it?

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- Fruitcake.
- There you go.

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Let's work.

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We got a guy
who's left behind, so...

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This is terrific.
This is lucky this happened.

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He was left behind,
just discarded...

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like an old shoe.

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That's good.

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What's good? What did I say?

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- Shoe.
- Old shoe?

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It's just instinct.

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Get me the Pentagon...

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a list of people in all
military special programs.

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"Left behind like an old shoe."
That is good.

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I want to talk to Johnny.

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What is it?

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The war is over.

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We're going to need a new song.

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It should be a song
about a shiny shoe...

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a black patent shoe...

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a good old shoe.

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I was on my way to get drunk.

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You get drunk, but I need
a good old shoe song.

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A ballad of loss...

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- Want to help me?
- Redemption.

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Loss and redemption
is very good.

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Shit.
What key do you want it in?

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I don't know keys.

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People here are depressed
because the war just ended.

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Please give me a new song.

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I got him.

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King, Pentagon.

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Take it.

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I need a list
of military special programs.

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Bottom of the ninth.

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They don't know
who they're playing with.

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They don't shut down
our picture.

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You people gonna be long?

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Otherwise,
I'll put away the equipment.

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I don't know what I'm doing.

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I think I'm supposed
to be writing a song.

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What kind of song?

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Is there anybody there named...

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Schumann?

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- Schuster?
- Schumacher.

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I got a great idea.

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Old shoe, new shoe.

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Daddy had a hound dog...

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used to call him Blue.

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Follow me 'round...

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stick to me like glue.

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His favorite thing
to play with...

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used to be a good ol' shoe.

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Wait a minute.
Used to be.

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You hit that 16-16.

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Well, I wish I had a woman...

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who was half as good and true.

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Anybody here know Morse code?

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What you gonna do?

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Give me the fax.

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Sergeant William Schumann,
U.S. Army...

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serial number 2131284262.

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Good ol' shoe...

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Here's the deal.

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Good OI' Shoe.

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Whatever you walk in...

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he will get you through.

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He's in a sweater...

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and he's...

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We drop him behind enemy lines.

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He's trapped.

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The sweater.

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- In the sweater.
- Good.

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Is there a way we can make it
sound old and scratchy...

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with, like, a hiss?

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With an old label.

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I see where you're going.

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Stand up straight and tall...

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the way he taught you to.

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I'll write a speech.

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I'll help you with the speech.

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The president reveals
that William Schumann...

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was trapped behind enemy lines.

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This is good.

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Heartfelt.

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Touching.

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People will weep.

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Soul of a good ol' shoe.

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He might even get to heaven...

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on the soul of his good ol'...

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shoe.

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Here's the president's speech.

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Put this
in the Library of Congress.

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Folk music section, 1930.

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Right away, please.

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Get it in
the Library of Congress now.

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Oh, God.

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Who's seeing
the CBS guy tonight?

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Tonight, you remember some song
from the folk song days...

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about a good old shoe.

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Tonight?

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You're with him watching
the president's speech...

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What if he's busy?

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- Lure him.
- What are you saying?

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I don't have to be
your confessor, darling.

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Tell him you've got info
on the sex scandal...

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it's on your conscience.

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He'll drop whatever he's doing.

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This is a shitty business.

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It needs no ghost from the grave
to tell us that...

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but, Lord willing,
eight days from now...

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I'm gonna take you
into the second term.

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Wait till you hear the speech.

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The 303 speech. Great.

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Where's that Fad King?

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I'll get him.

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Could we go now?

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A good plan today is better
than a perfect plan tomorrow.

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How are they doing
on Sergeant Schumann?

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They're working on him,
they're finding him.

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Good. It's working.

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It's all happening.
It's taking place around us.

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It is in the works.
It is being addressed.

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We are being proactive.

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We are going out with what
may be the finest example...

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Get me an update on the army,
the Pentagon.

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Get this guy Schumann.

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Have him standing by.

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I gotta tell you,
I see a lot of glum faces.

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Please don't be disconsolate.

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This is politics at its finest.

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This is where the rubber
meets the road.

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We've got a leader
going out tonight...

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to 95 million American homes.

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He's gonna turn
this thing around.

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You think this is tough?

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I was 4 months into production
on The Song of Solomon...

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found out I didn't
have the rights.

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Turn it up. It's our spot.

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Tough? This is nothing.

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Will you look at that shit?

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'Cause you don't change
horses in midstream.

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Don't change horses.

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This speech is good.

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We're kinda locked into it,
Mr. President.

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For the future
of our families...

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The music.
Where did they get that?

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- Pain in the ass.
- What?

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He won't do the speech.

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What do you mean?

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What choice does he have?

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He won't do the speech?

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He says it's corny.

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It's what? It's corny?

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Of course it's corny.

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We wouldn't have him say it
if it wasn't.

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It's not a question.

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This is the center
for rest of the thing.

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Don't tell me it's corny.

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We're locked into the speech,
right?

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We're locked in.

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We are playing way past this.

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We are past this.

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This is what I need.

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Get me 30 secretaries
and put them in an office now.

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I need to see the president.

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I need 5 minutes.

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Know what this reminds me of?

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Years ago, when I first
went out to Hollywood...

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they said,
"It's too theatrical."

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I was from the theater.
Everything was over their heads.

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He thinks it's corny.

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Don't tell me it's corny.

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Tell him I'm comin'.

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My fellow Americans,
I thank a merciful God...

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and I am sure
each and every one of us...

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will thank that Supreme Power...

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whatever we conceive
that power to be...

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that peace is at hand.

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The threat of nuclear terrorism
has been quelled.

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Mr. President, I'm using
a little more projection...

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because I think this speech
needs a little umph.

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Bear with me.

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Beautiful.

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Thank you so much.

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That was so moving.

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Thank you so much.

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Thank you.

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I felt very much at home
in there.

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Simple quirk of fate.

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I could have gone this way.

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It's all a change in wardrobe.

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Was it too much?

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I'll tell you.

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You did it.

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You jumped in there...

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and saved the thing
when the thing needed saving.

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It wasn't too much?

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Personally?

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Maybe it was.

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The president doesn't
have to say it that way.

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It's like Plato once said.

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It doesn't matter
how you get there...

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as long as you get there.

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He said that?

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What is it exactly
you do for the president?

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My fellow Americans,
I thank a merciful God...

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and I'm sure all of us will thank
that Supreme Power...

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whatever we conceive
that power to be...

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that peace is at hand.

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The threat of nuclear terrorism
has been quelled.

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We are in contact
with the Albanian premier...

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who assures me...

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and this government
credits his assurances...

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his country
does not wish us ill...

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Know any Latin?

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I, Claudius.
That's what I know.

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I need a Latin motto
for the patch.

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The 303 patch.

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... but by
a designation number, 303.

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A member was left behind
what were then enemy lines.

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I can only say to those
family members of Group 303...

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whose members are,
I know as I speak...

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gathering to comfort you.

255
00:11:10,096 --> 00:11:12,564
To the parents
of the missing man...

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00:11:12,599 --> 00:11:14,430
no effort will be spared...

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00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:18,096
to find this brave man
and bring him home.

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We'vejust received
this photograph of Schumann...

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held by a dissident group
of Albanian terrorists.

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I don't know how many of you
know Morse code...

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00:11:27,914 --> 00:11:30,906
but could you
bring the camera closer?

262
00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:35,011
You'll see his sweater is worn.

263
00:11:35,054 --> 00:11:37,522
It has been unraveled in places.

264
00:11:37,557 --> 00:11:39,286
Those places
form dashes and dots...

265
00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:44,126
and those dots spell out
a message in Morse code.

266
00:11:44,164 --> 00:11:46,894
That message is,
"Courage, Mom."

267
00:11:49,369 --> 00:11:50,836
He got the message through.

268
00:11:52,805 --> 00:11:54,705
Not bad for government work.

269
00:11:54,741 --> 00:11:56,436
Having a good time?

270
00:11:56,476 --> 00:11:58,740
Haven't had this much fun
since live TV.

271
00:11:58,778 --> 00:12:01,440
To the men and women
of Unit 303...

272
00:12:01,481 --> 00:12:03,949
to my fellow citizens,
I say, "Courage, Mom."

273
00:12:03,983 --> 00:12:07,942
I have informed Albania
that we will not rest...

274
00:12:07,987 --> 00:12:09,818
until the safe return
of Sergeant Schumann.

275
00:12:09,856 --> 00:12:14,054
I'm told his unit mates gave him
the nickname "Old Shoe."

276
00:12:14,093 --> 00:12:18,120
Wasn't there a folk song
called "Old Shoe?"

277
00:12:18,164 --> 00:12:21,258
Do you remember that?
Something like...

278
00:12:21,301 --> 00:12:24,293
I don't know.
I can vaguely remember it.

279
00:12:24,337 --> 00:12:26,567
Do you know
what I'm talking about?

280
00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:30,536
Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.

281
00:12:30,577 --> 00:12:32,636
Good night and God bless.

282
00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:37,082
Trump that, Senator Neal,
you Howdy-Doody-looking vontz.

283
00:12:37,116 --> 00:12:40,085
As we reported earlier, U.S.
Serviceman Willie Schumann...

284
00:12:40,119 --> 00:12:41,848
remains missing behind
enemy lines...

285
00:12:41,888 --> 00:12:44,254
It's all thinking ahead.

286
00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:45,780
That's what producing is.

287
00:12:45,825 --> 00:12:47,315
It's like being a plumber.

288
00:12:49,162 --> 00:12:51,687
Do your job right,
nobody should notice.

289
00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:54,632
When you fuck up,
everything gets full of shit.

290
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:56,396
... symbol of
the military team...

291
00:12:56,436 --> 00:12:59,405
Sergeant William Schumann,
the "Old Shoe."

292
00:12:59,439 --> 00:13:02,101
Let's line up the president
for the Peace Prize.

293
00:13:02,141 --> 00:13:04,041
Our job ends on election day.

294
00:13:04,077 --> 00:13:05,806
Come on.

295
00:13:05,845 --> 00:13:09,008
Just for the symmetry
of the thing?

296
00:13:09,048 --> 00:13:10,310
That's right.

297
00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:12,113
If Kissinger can win
the Peace Prize...

298
00:13:12,151 --> 00:13:15,416
I wouldn't be surprised
if I'd won the Preakness.

299
00:13:15,455 --> 00:13:18,982
But our guy did bring peace.

300
00:13:19,025 --> 00:13:20,549
But there wasn't a war.

301
00:13:20,593 --> 00:13:23,153
All the greater accomplishment.

302
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,748
Where's the money...

303
00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:45,580
where's the tie-in
with throwing away shoes?

304
00:13:45,618 --> 00:13:47,313
Who pays you for that?

305
00:13:47,353 --> 00:13:49,685
You throw away shoes.
What are you gonna do?

306
00:13:49,722 --> 00:13:51,189
Buy new ones.

307
00:13:51,224 --> 00:13:53,419
We have some powerful
new friends...

308
00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:56,394
at the International Association
of Shoe Manufacturers.

309
00:13:56,429 --> 00:13:58,090
You guys sure get around.

310
00:13:58,131 --> 00:14:00,258
Fad King is my hero.
Want to go first?

311
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,063
Sure.

312
00:14:02,101 --> 00:14:04,661
Attaboy.

313
00:14:04,704 --> 00:14:06,365
History, Connie.

314
00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:09,831
Those are ratty shoes.

315
00:14:09,876 --> 00:14:12,106
That's why
we're flinging them away.

316
00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:15,137
You want to try some?
Go ahead.

317
00:14:15,181 --> 00:14:16,808
Attaboy.

318
00:14:16,849 --> 00:14:18,714
Do it again.

319
00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:20,514
Go ahead. Have a ball.

320
00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:26,216
Watch this.

321
00:14:29,462 --> 00:14:31,020
Go on, tell your friends.

322
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:35,497
This is interesting.

323
00:14:35,535 --> 00:14:39,403
I havejust been handed this.
Something just discovered.

324
00:14:39,439 --> 00:14:43,136
A 1930s recording, part of
the folk song collection...

325
00:14:43,176 --> 00:14:44,700
Of the Library of Congress...

326
00:14:44,744 --> 00:14:48,111
and a fitting song,
if I may say so, about Shoe.

327
00:14:48,147 --> 00:14:49,944
Schumann
is the military soldier...

328
00:14:49,982 --> 00:14:51,882
who's been left behind
enemy lines...

329
00:15:00,493 --> 00:15:02,324
Jim, can I get a word with you?

330
00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:04,455
Would you like to comment
on Albania?

331
00:15:06,099 --> 00:15:08,431
There is one thing
I'd like to say.

332
00:15:08,468 --> 00:15:12,370
This is to the Albanians
that have this man.

333
00:15:12,405 --> 00:15:15,704
I mean this from the bottom
of my heart as one of your race.

334
00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:20,906
I didn't know Jim Belushi
was Albanian.

335
00:15:27,353 --> 00:15:29,184
The search for
Willie Schumann continues...

336
00:15:59,152 --> 00:16:01,552
As soon as we land,
I want a reflexologist.

337
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:02,849
Male or female?

338
00:16:02,889 --> 00:16:04,516
The White House
wants to know about...

339
00:16:04,557 --> 00:16:05,819
the Congressional Medal
of Honor.

340
00:16:05,858 --> 00:16:07,416
- What about it?
- For Schumann.

341
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:10,054
Wait a minute.
We got 86% in favor.

342
00:16:10,096 --> 00:16:13,361
We bring him back tomorrow,
charts don't go down.

343
00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:14,991
I don't want to tell them
how to do their business...

344
00:16:15,034 --> 00:16:16,501
but why don't they do it
after the election?

345
00:16:16,536 --> 00:16:18,766
Makes more sense,
and it'll help them more.

346
00:16:18,805 --> 00:16:20,830
When are you bringing him back?

347
00:16:20,873 --> 00:16:22,841
King, show him the thing.

348
00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,708
- It's not done yet.
- Show it to him.

349
00:16:25,745 --> 00:16:29,374
Talk about enlarging the market.
Tell him.

350
00:16:29,415 --> 00:16:31,940
Here it is. Artist's rendering
of the memorial.

351
00:16:31,984 --> 00:16:33,315
The memorial?

352
00:16:33,352 --> 00:16:35,912
That's the memorial
of the fallen.

353
00:16:35,955 --> 00:16:37,320
Of the Albanian campaign.

354
00:16:37,356 --> 00:16:39,381
- Lovely.
- It's better than lovely.

355
00:16:39,425 --> 00:16:41,484
This guy made a deal
with Governor Kneehigh...

356
00:16:41,527 --> 00:16:43,188
Senator Leahy.

357
00:16:43,229 --> 00:16:45,754
You should see the granite
you have to put in this thing.

358
00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:47,732
Got a site picked out
and everything.

359
00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:49,735
The beauty part is...

360
00:16:49,769 --> 00:16:51,669
guess who retains
the merchandising rights.

361
00:16:51,704 --> 00:16:53,365
Show him the clock?

362
00:16:53,406 --> 00:16:55,169
Got it as a clock.

363
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:56,869
Lovely.

364
00:16:56,909 --> 00:16:59,070
- Let's go.
- When's Schumann coming back?

365
00:16:59,111 --> 00:17:00,408
Getting him right now.

366
00:17:00,446 --> 00:17:02,846
I need his neck size.

367
00:17:02,882 --> 00:17:04,144
I think it's 171l2.

368
00:17:04,183 --> 00:17:06,378
Thinking 171l2
is not good enough.

369
00:17:06,419 --> 00:17:09,013
I'm an artist,
not a factory worker.

370
00:17:09,055 --> 00:17:11,182
What did he eat
behind enemy lines?

371
00:17:11,224 --> 00:17:12,816
Birds, snakes.

372
00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:15,828
Bullshit. He ate
tiny cheeseburgers in tin foil.

373
00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:17,261
Pull a string,
they heat themselves.

374
00:17:17,296 --> 00:17:19,264
We call Burger King,
Johnny Rockets.

375
00:17:19,298 --> 00:17:21,766
We get the Shoe Burger
with cheese and 303 sauce...

376
00:17:21,801 --> 00:17:24,497
"Behind enemy lines or anytime."

377
00:17:24,537 --> 00:17:26,004
That's the slogan.

378
00:17:26,038 --> 00:17:28,871
I got the copyright
on the Albanian kitten thing.

379
00:17:28,908 --> 00:17:31,035
I'm gonna call Nike,
get Rodman to dye his hair.

380
00:17:31,077 --> 00:17:32,977
We'll have a sneaker...
"Air Leopard."

381
00:17:36,749 --> 00:17:38,512
... a high school
basketball game last night...

382
00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:41,247
between Montgomery Bell
and Blair Park.

383
00:17:41,287 --> 00:17:42,754
Students, during the game...

384
00:17:42,788 --> 00:17:45,416
in spontaneous moment
of sheer patriotism...

385
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:48,723
threw their tennis shoes
on the court by the hundreds,

386
00:17:48,761 --> 00:17:50,285
just for the Old Shoe.

387
00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:53,093
Bring him back.
William Schumann...

388
00:17:53,132 --> 00:17:55,100
There's no business like it.

389
00:17:55,134 --> 00:17:57,728
Demonstrations are springing up
all over the country...

390
00:17:57,770 --> 00:18:00,500
as Americans
show their patriotism.

391
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:03,737
You ought to get them to run
that inaugural speech by me.

392
00:18:03,776 --> 00:18:05,676
Inaugural speech?
I don't know.

393
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:08,043
The White House staff
won't give up that one.

394
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:12,107
Come on. Let me close out
the thing in style.

395
00:18:12,151 --> 00:18:14,244
I've come to feel it's my thing.

396
00:18:14,287 --> 00:18:17,779
You take ajob, and many times,
it's just ajob...

397
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:21,419
Hell of a ride.

398
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:23,018
Isn't it?

399
00:18:23,062 --> 00:18:24,620
You take the bitter
with the sweet...

400
00:18:24,664 --> 00:18:26,359
or the sweet with the bitter.

401
00:18:26,399 --> 00:18:27,696
What's that expression?

402
00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:34,371
... feeling good
about the economy.

403
00:18:34,407 --> 00:18:36,341
That's why we're voting
for the president, Ed.

404
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:37,672
What do you think?

405
00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:42,113
Bob, my mind wasn't
100% made up, but now it is.

406
00:18:42,148 --> 00:18:45,811
Don't go changing horses
in midstream.

407
00:18:47,386 --> 00:18:49,081
Absolutely.

408
00:18:49,121 --> 00:18:52,022
Who needs surprises these days?

409
00:18:52,058 --> 00:18:53,548
For an economy
you can rely on...

410
00:18:53,593 --> 00:18:55,356
Fucking amateurs.

411
00:18:57,029 --> 00:19:00,556
Pity of it is, two more days,
and we bring it back home.

412
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,692
Knock wood.

413
00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:03,958
Who's gonna know?

414
00:19:04,804 --> 00:19:06,795
Who's gonna know what we did?

415
00:19:08,074 --> 00:19:09,632
Pride of ajob well done, Stan.

416
00:19:09,675 --> 00:19:12,906
It's the pride of ajob
well done, but it's more.

417
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:17,572
It's the gratitude of your party
and your president, right?

418
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:20,908
- Is that the thing?
- Indeed it is.

419
00:19:23,222 --> 00:19:26,316
Dean City, Oklahoma.
Army special programs.

420
00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:28,054
Tell 'em to bring
Schumann to the plane.

421
00:19:28,094 --> 00:19:30,528
We'll bring him back
and stash him in the hospital.

422
00:19:30,563 --> 00:19:33,657
Call the plane.
Tell me where to pick him up.

423
00:19:33,699 --> 00:19:35,724
I bet you're good at chess.

424
00:19:36,936 --> 00:19:39,461
I would be, I could remember
how all the pieces move.

425
00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:41,538
We'll call you.

426
00:19:42,642 --> 00:19:47,579
I'll do the same
in His great name...

427
00:19:47,613 --> 00:19:50,582
if you have courage, Mom.

428
00:19:51,751 --> 00:19:55,881
I can always feel your love.

429
00:19:57,223 --> 00:19:59,919
Send, and I'll receive.

430
00:20:02,061 --> 00:20:04,529
Units of 303,
the Defense Department...

431
00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:06,588
confirmed early this morning,
Albanian time...

432
00:20:06,632 --> 00:20:10,466
stormed the mountain hideaway
near the city of...

433
00:20:10,503 --> 00:20:13,404
freeing a tired but happy
William Schumann.

434
00:20:13,439 --> 00:20:15,669
A high White House source
confirms...

435
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:18,404
that he's expected
in Washington tomorrow morning.

436
00:20:18,444 --> 00:20:19,706
How's that?

437
00:20:26,552 --> 00:20:28,417
When we touch down tomorrow...

438
00:20:28,454 --> 00:20:30,081
Big Bird meets Schumann
at the airport?

439
00:20:30,122 --> 00:20:32,920
Big mistake. You got to bring
him in by stages.

440
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:35,859
Big mistake to reveal
Schumann before the election.

441
00:20:35,895 --> 00:20:37,157
How so?

442
00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:39,790
Sweetheart,
Schumann is the shark.

443
00:20:39,832 --> 00:20:41,800
Schumann is Jaws.

444
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:44,234
You have to tease 'em.

445
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:47,603
You don't put Jaws
in the first reel of the movie.

446
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,608
It's the contract, sweetheart.

447
00:20:49,642 --> 00:20:52,440
The contract with the election,
whether they know it or not...

448
00:20:52,478 --> 00:20:54,446
is vote for me Tuesday...

449
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,744
Wednesday,
I will produce Schumann.

450
00:20:56,782 --> 00:20:58,909
That's what they're paying
their seven bucks for.

451
00:20:58,951 --> 00:21:00,509
Know what I mean?

452
00:21:00,553 --> 00:21:02,316
Whatever.

453
00:21:02,354 --> 00:21:03,821
Everybody's gotta learn.

454
00:21:03,856 --> 00:21:05,380
Any business.

455
00:21:07,393 --> 00:21:08,655
You take the fruit
of 40 years...

456
00:21:08,694 --> 00:21:10,958
hard lessons, mistakes,
and you call it wisdom.

457
00:21:10,996 --> 00:21:12,224
That's the truth.

458
00:21:12,264 --> 00:21:14,698
End of the day,
just when you know something...

459
00:21:14,734 --> 00:21:16,292
time to go home.

460
00:21:16,335 --> 00:21:18,599
You got decades in you now.

461
00:21:18,637 --> 00:21:20,764
You got decades left in you.

462
00:21:20,806 --> 00:21:21,966
Yeah, but...

463
00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:25,407
What could I do to top this?

464
00:21:27,146 --> 00:21:31,014
The 37th Psalm.

465
00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:35,749
I'll do the same
in His great name...

466
00:21:35,788 --> 00:21:38,586
if you have courage, Mom.

467
00:21:38,624 --> 00:21:41,457
You see her?
That was real tears.

468
00:21:41,494 --> 00:21:43,724
We were gonna give her
those drops.

469
00:21:43,763 --> 00:21:45,890
- She cried.
- Really?

470
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:48,365
- She cried real.
- It looks it.

471
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,868
Pray for me...

472
00:21:50,903 --> 00:21:53,235
and the USA.

473
00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:56,673
Pray they never use the bomb.

474
00:21:58,444 --> 00:22:00,605
What are you going
to do after this?

475
00:22:00,646 --> 00:22:02,273
They owe you big.

476
00:22:02,314 --> 00:22:04,748
Ambassador to this or that,
whatever.

477
00:22:04,784 --> 00:22:06,251
Ambassador to what?

478
00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:08,116
I don't even like to go
to Brentwood.

479
00:22:10,689 --> 00:22:12,714
That's what I want.

480
00:22:12,758 --> 00:22:14,225
That's my reward.

481
00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:15,488
That's the payoff.

482
00:22:15,528 --> 00:22:17,826
You want to go to the Inaugural?

483
00:22:17,863 --> 00:22:20,559
Might if I was asked.

484
00:22:42,421 --> 00:22:45,083
This here, Schumann and us...

485
00:22:45,124 --> 00:22:47,558
Look at that.
King Kong and the trainers.

486
00:22:47,593 --> 00:22:49,527
This is it.

487
00:22:51,797 --> 00:22:54,630
I'm standing with this picture
of Sergeant Willie Schumann.

488
00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:58,467
He's become known to Americans
simply as the Old Shoe...

489
00:22:58,504 --> 00:23:00,597
This is gonna be a masterpiece.

490
00:23:00,639 --> 00:23:02,436
Giving them what they want.

491
00:23:02,474 --> 00:23:06,069
... his Group 303 and left behind
in enemy territory.

492
00:23:06,111 --> 00:23:08,579
Here at
Andrews Air Force Base...

493
00:23:08,614 --> 00:23:10,445
they prepare for the return
of Willie Schumann.

494
00:23:17,590 --> 00:23:20,957
Sergeant Schumann, if I may,
welcome to history.

495
00:23:20,993 --> 00:23:22,790
Sergeant Schumann, I'm Ames.

496
00:23:22,828 --> 00:23:24,489
Somebody named Brean?

497
00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:25,997
Right here.

498
00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,726
Sign here for me.

499
00:23:29,401 --> 00:23:31,733
Captain,
you want to take her up?

500
00:23:31,770 --> 00:23:33,169
There's heavy weather back east.

501
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,502
What do you think?

502
00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,065
6 to 5 and pick 'em.
You want to chance it?

503
00:23:37,109 --> 00:23:39,236
If it'll fly, let's fly.
People are waiting.

504
00:23:44,984 --> 00:23:47,316
A child at the airport
breaks through the ranks...

505
00:23:47,353 --> 00:23:51,153
runs to Old Shoe,
rubs meat on Schumann's cuff.

506
00:23:51,190 --> 00:23:53,750
A little dog runs to it.
The dog loves Schumann.

507
00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:56,158
He is a perfect war hero.

508
00:23:56,195 --> 00:23:57,594
Perfect.

509
00:23:57,630 --> 00:23:59,495
You cast him.

510
00:23:59,531 --> 00:24:01,192
All right. Book it up.

511
00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:05,802
What's this?

512
00:24:05,838 --> 00:24:07,533
Keys to the manacles.

513
00:24:10,776 --> 00:24:12,607
Oh, my God.

514
00:24:12,645 --> 00:24:14,545
Wait.

515
00:24:22,221 --> 00:24:24,883
What is the trouble?

516
00:24:24,924 --> 00:24:27,415
No trouble at all, ma'am.

517
00:24:27,459 --> 00:24:29,324
Then why is he in chains?

518
00:24:30,329 --> 00:24:32,354
He's in chains
because he's a convict.

519
00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:34,861
A convict?

520
00:24:39,405 --> 00:24:40,497
How you doing?

521
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:55,614
Take a look.

522
00:25:00,926 --> 00:25:03,690
When we asked
for special programs...

523
00:25:03,729 --> 00:25:05,424
they gave us special prisons.

524
00:25:05,464 --> 00:25:07,557
Only a one-word difference.

525
00:25:07,599 --> 00:25:10,329
- Has he been in jail long?
- 12 years.

526
00:25:10,369 --> 00:25:11,768
Does he have much longer
to serve?

527
00:25:13,872 --> 00:25:15,066
What did he do?

528
00:25:15,107 --> 00:25:16,870
He raped a nun.

529
00:25:18,344 --> 00:25:21,245
- And...
- I don't want to know an "and."

530
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,247
Why is there an "and"?

531
00:25:23,282 --> 00:25:26,445
He's fine as long
as he gets his medications.

532
00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:28,419
And if he doesn't?

533
00:25:28,454 --> 00:25:29,751
He's not fine.

534
00:25:32,992 --> 00:25:34,425
Up there, Captain.

535
00:25:36,362 --> 00:25:38,125
You'd better get us
to Washington.

536
00:25:43,635 --> 00:25:44,897
How are ya?

537
00:25:46,772 --> 00:25:48,262
Fine.

538
00:25:58,384 --> 00:25:59,908
Gonna get me back tomorrow?

539
00:25:59,952 --> 00:26:03,513
'Cause, you know, tomorrow
they're having beans.

540
00:26:03,555 --> 00:26:06,080
I need a readjustment.
We have to rethink this.

541
00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:07,524
Beans!

542
00:26:07,559 --> 00:26:09,493
We're trying to do this thing.

543
00:26:09,528 --> 00:26:12,964
As long as you
get me back for the beans.

544
00:26:12,998 --> 00:26:15,023
He's sicker than we thought.

545
00:26:15,067 --> 00:26:18,696
Rush him under wraps
to Walter Reed for tests.

546
00:26:18,737 --> 00:26:21,934
If you're gonna keep me out,
I'd like to go to church.

547
00:26:21,974 --> 00:26:23,373
You know what I mean?

548
00:26:24,910 --> 00:26:26,741
Are you very religious?

549
00:26:31,183 --> 00:26:32,912
What have you done to me?

550
00:26:35,421 --> 00:26:38,447
All combat takes place
at night in the rain...

551
00:26:38,490 --> 00:26:40,014
at the junction
of four map segments.

552
00:26:40,059 --> 00:26:41,458
What are you going to do?

553
00:26:41,493 --> 00:26:43,461
He's fine as long
as he gets his medication.

554
00:26:43,495 --> 00:26:47,454
Speaking of that,
we're gonna need lots of this.

555
00:26:47,499 --> 00:26:49,330
Get on the phone and get it.

556
00:26:49,368 --> 00:26:51,996
You people are looking
at this wrong.

557
00:26:52,037 --> 00:26:54,005
If you look at the back story...

558
00:26:54,039 --> 00:26:56,132
the guy is coming back
from combat and torture...

559
00:26:56,175 --> 00:26:58,109
of course he's going to be
a little fucked up.

560
00:26:59,378 --> 00:27:00,811
He's gonna need help.

561
00:27:00,846 --> 00:27:04,441
Anybody want a beer?
'Cause I could party.

562
00:27:04,483 --> 00:27:06,348
I'm gonna need an ambulance.

563
00:27:06,385 --> 00:27:08,148
We take him the last moment
from the plane.

564
00:27:08,187 --> 00:27:12,055
We land, take him
from the plane to the ambulance.

565
00:27:12,091 --> 00:27:15,185
Air Force jet lands, we take
somebody else from that jet.

566
00:27:15,227 --> 00:27:17,422
What the fuck do I care?

567
00:27:17,463 --> 00:27:19,021
Somebody in a hospital gown.

568
00:27:19,064 --> 00:27:20,725
You get me back for the beans.

569
00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:22,233
'Cause tomorrow's the beans.

570
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:23,859
'Cause this dog
ain't gonna hunt.

571
00:27:23,902 --> 00:27:26,302
He's gonna be fine.

572
00:27:26,338 --> 00:27:27,600
Aren't you, William?

573
00:27:27,639 --> 00:27:30,164
Speaking of which,
I have a prescription here.

574
00:27:30,209 --> 00:27:32,541
I want you standing by
with a lot of this stuff.

575
00:27:32,578 --> 00:27:34,443
A crate of it. It's...

576
00:27:36,682 --> 00:27:38,013
Anti-psychotic.

577
00:27:38,884 --> 00:27:40,476
The number is V...

578
00:27:42,554 --> 00:27:43,816
This is nothing.

579
00:27:43,856 --> 00:27:45,847
I used to think
I was a pharmacist...

580
00:27:45,891 --> 00:27:47,222
the stuff I carried.

581
00:27:47,259 --> 00:27:50,820
With the beans, you can tell
if they're puttin' stuff in it.

582
00:27:52,397 --> 00:27:54,729
So you don't have to fear it.

583
00:27:56,034 --> 00:27:57,433
What kind of stuff?

584
00:28:00,272 --> 00:28:02,502
What do you mean,
what kind of stuff?

585
00:28:05,410 --> 00:28:07,935
He just wanted to know
what you meant.

586
00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:09,447
Did you mean?

587
00:28:09,481 --> 00:28:11,608
- I didn't.
- He didn't mean.

588
00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:14,084
- He didn't mean anything.
- You meant something.

589
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:15,347
He didn't mean anything.

590
00:28:15,387 --> 00:28:16,979
Give him another pill.

591
00:28:17,022 --> 00:28:20,856
What the fuck do you mean,
what kind of stuff?

592
00:28:20,893 --> 00:28:23,054
Pill, William.

593
00:28:23,462 --> 00:28:26,363
This is nothing.
Did you ever shoot in Italy?

594
00:28:26,398 --> 00:28:29,731
Try three starlets swacked-out
on Benzedrine and grappa.

595
00:28:29,768 --> 00:28:31,702
This is nothing.

596
00:28:31,737 --> 00:28:33,830
This is a walk in the park.

597
00:28:36,408 --> 00:28:37,739
Who are you?

598
00:28:37,776 --> 00:28:39,505
Who are you sons of bitches?

599
00:28:39,545 --> 00:28:42,105
- Killers!
- Just calm down.

600
00:28:42,147 --> 00:28:43,944
Where are you taking me?

601
00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,351
Oh, my God!

602
00:28:53,358 --> 00:28:55,519
Sergeant Willie Schumann
is coming home.

603
00:28:55,561 --> 00:28:58,052
Schumann's plane should be
over the Atlantic Ocean...

604
00:28:58,096 --> 00:29:00,826
making its final descent
back into this country.

605
00:29:00,866 --> 00:29:02,163
The White House reported...

606
00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:05,398
he was safely rescued
and on his way to American soil.

607
00:29:05,437 --> 00:29:07,405
We're still waiting
for his plane...

608
00:29:07,439 --> 00:29:08,997
at Andrews Air Force Base.

609
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:12,306
A plane that is due to land.
Long overdue.

610
00:29:12,344 --> 00:29:15,074
The president is monitoring
the situation...

611
00:29:15,113 --> 00:29:17,081
personally and closely.

612
00:29:17,115 --> 00:29:19,447
We will keep you updated
as to any developments.

613
00:29:19,484 --> 00:29:20,781
Thank you very much.

614
00:29:20,819 --> 00:29:23,310
Oh, God.
What do we do now?

615
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:26,649
What do we do now, boy producer?

616
00:29:26,692 --> 00:29:29,217
Mister win-an-Emmy,
social-conscience, whale-shit...

617
00:29:29,261 --> 00:29:31,695
save-the-rain-forest,
peacenik-commie...

618
00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:33,960
fuckin'- hire-a-convict shithead?

619
00:29:33,999 --> 00:29:37,298
What do we do now, liberal,
affirmative action, shithead...

620
00:29:37,336 --> 00:29:38,997
peacenik commie fuck?

621
00:29:40,639 --> 00:29:43,836
This is nothing.
Piece of cake.

622
00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:46,605
Producing
is being a samurai warrior.

623
00:29:46,645 --> 00:29:48,340
They pay you day in,
day out for years...

624
00:29:48,380 --> 00:29:51,042
so that one day,
when called upon...

625
00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:54,052
you can respond,
your training at its peak...

626
00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:55,713
and save the day!

627
00:29:59,524 --> 00:30:01,185
Produce this Schumann.

628
00:30:01,226 --> 00:30:02,887
Produce him, I say...

629
00:30:02,928 --> 00:30:04,452
or, and I don't hesitate
to say this...

630
00:30:04,496 --> 00:30:08,956
rank him as just another
in a series of broken promises.

631
00:30:09,001 --> 00:30:12,801
This tardy absence of the flight
must give us pause...

632
00:30:12,838 --> 00:30:17,366
and in that pause, we should
take time to examine ourselves...

633
00:30:17,409 --> 00:30:18,842
Fuck you.

634
00:30:18,877 --> 00:30:21,038
Leave it alone.
What did television do to you?

635
00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:23,707
It destroyed
the electoral process.

636
00:30:23,749 --> 00:30:26,843
Enough lovemaking.
Let's go. Come on.

637
00:30:26,885 --> 00:30:30,013
- Where?
- We got work to do.

638
00:30:30,055 --> 00:30:31,522
Come on, pal.

639
00:30:31,556 --> 00:30:33,023
Is it time for exercise?

640
00:30:33,058 --> 00:30:35,049
It's my day in the yard.

641
00:30:35,093 --> 00:30:36,822
Let's get him to the highway.

642
00:30:36,862 --> 00:30:39,262
Think this is tough?
Come on, pal!

643
00:30:39,298 --> 00:30:41,630
This is nothing! Piece of cake!

644
00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:43,362
Albanian dissidents...

645
00:30:43,402 --> 00:30:46,269
having somehow obtained
a surface-to-air missile...

646
00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:48,773
You had your fortune here.

647
00:30:48,807 --> 00:30:50,741
You were ready to throw it away.

648
00:30:50,776 --> 00:30:54,041
If you got a problem, solve it.
That's producing.

649
00:30:54,079 --> 00:30:57,378
Someday when they
tell this story...

650
00:30:57,416 --> 00:30:58,883
You can't tell this story.

651
00:30:58,917 --> 00:31:01,408
- Why not?
- Somebody would have you killed.

652
00:31:01,453 --> 00:31:03,853
Of course, I know.

653
00:31:03,889 --> 00:31:07,689
Not now. But when
they do tell the story...

654
00:31:07,726 --> 00:31:10,854
Nobody can tell this story,
ever.

655
00:31:12,331 --> 00:31:15,528
Listen to me.
This is what I do for a living.

656
00:31:16,435 --> 00:31:18,596
You can't tell this story.
He's not kidding you.

657
00:31:18,637 --> 00:31:20,764
You can't tell this story.
You knew that.

658
00:31:20,806 --> 00:31:22,899
The deal was you get
an ambassadorship.

659
00:31:24,209 --> 00:31:26,268
I used to have a Camaro.

660
00:31:26,311 --> 00:31:28,905
What are you going to tell?
The guy's a nut case.

661
00:31:28,947 --> 00:31:31,142
You would be too if you went
through what he went through.

662
00:31:31,183 --> 00:31:32,650
He raped a nun.

663
00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:33,912
What he went through in Albania.

664
00:31:33,952 --> 00:31:35,283
He's doped to the gills.

665
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,685
Where's my little pills?

666
00:31:36,722 --> 00:31:37,950
Show some compassion.

667
00:31:37,989 --> 00:31:40,287
He spent the last 12 years
in a military prison.

668
00:31:40,325 --> 00:31:42,486
How are we gonna explain that?

669
00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:44,893
Explain it? Am I worried?

670
00:31:44,930 --> 00:31:46,830
How do we explain that
when the world is watching?

671
00:31:46,865 --> 00:31:49,333
Fuck the world.
Try a 10 a.m. Pitch meeting...

672
00:31:49,368 --> 00:31:51,836
cooked to the gills, and you
haven't read the treatment.

673
00:31:51,870 --> 00:31:53,895
How do we explain
he was in prison?

674
00:31:55,006 --> 00:31:56,371
Well, you see, Winifred...

675
00:31:56,408 --> 00:31:58,706
this is where
you've never been at a pitch.

676
00:31:58,744 --> 00:32:00,143
His records say he was
in prison...

677
00:32:00,178 --> 00:32:03,341
as they say for all the men
and women of Group 303...

678
00:32:03,382 --> 00:32:07,113
as they must
because of the secrecy involved.

679
00:32:24,903 --> 00:32:26,336
I'm on top of it.

680
00:32:26,371 --> 00:32:28,396
Not sure whether enemy action...

681
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,907
I'm fine. I got it.

682
00:32:31,443 --> 00:32:34,139
Stanley, I told you,
I do this for a living.

683
00:32:34,179 --> 00:32:35,806
You do what for a living?

684
00:32:35,847 --> 00:32:37,474
Exactly what do you do
for the president?

685
00:32:37,516 --> 00:32:39,848
I lost my wallet.
You got any change?

686
00:32:41,987 --> 00:32:43,545
How we doing, boy?

687
00:32:43,588 --> 00:32:45,112
Ready to mix it up?

688
00:32:45,157 --> 00:32:46,988
Is today laundry day?

689
00:32:47,025 --> 00:32:49,994
- What do you do on laundry day?
- Laundry.

690
00:32:50,028 --> 00:32:52,690
Stand by to copy this.
Just get a pencil.

691
00:32:52,731 --> 00:32:54,198
Down safely.

692
00:32:54,232 --> 00:32:56,359
Produce this Schumann.

693
00:32:56,401 --> 00:32:59,734
Produce him, I say, or, and
I don't hesitate to say this...

694
00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:03,901
rank him as just another
in a series of broken promises.

695
00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:05,409
Sustained minor injuries.

696
00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:07,844
Flight crew being investigated
for possible pilot error.

697
00:33:07,879 --> 00:33:09,904
Transshipped
to an undisclosed location.

698
00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:14,749
This deserted runway should be
filled with well-wishers.

699
00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:18,085
How you doing?
A cold drink?

700
00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:20,614
Schumann was to return
to American soil today...

701
00:33:20,659 --> 00:33:22,684
after his safe rescue
in Albania.

702
00:33:23,528 --> 00:33:25,758
He looks like me.

703
00:33:27,032 --> 00:33:30,092
... deserves an explanation
from the White House.

704
00:33:30,135 --> 00:33:34,299
Wait, we are now going
live to the White House.

705
00:33:34,339 --> 00:33:36,807
I have an update regarding
the aircraft incident...

706
00:33:36,842 --> 00:33:38,503
involving Sergeant Schumann.

707
00:33:38,543 --> 00:33:41,239
He is down safely
and will be transshipped.

708
00:33:41,279 --> 00:33:44,043
We are informed he has sustained
minor injuries...

709
00:33:44,082 --> 00:33:45,913
which will require his being
medicated for some time...

710
00:33:45,951 --> 00:33:48,044
Bring in the cavalry.
Nick of time.

711
00:33:50,489 --> 00:33:52,252
Political shitbirds.
Fuck with us, huh?

712
00:33:52,290 --> 00:33:53,882
They don't know
who they're playing with.

713
00:33:58,997 --> 00:34:00,328
Purty.

714
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:04,000
I'm a little concerned
about the driver of the rig.

715
00:34:04,035 --> 00:34:05,525
- What rig?
- The harvester.

716
00:34:05,570 --> 00:34:08,596
- What about him?
- He doesn't have his green card.

717
00:34:13,512 --> 00:34:15,070
So what?

718
00:34:15,113 --> 00:34:18,708
You want Schumann to be
rescued by an illegal alien?

719
00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:21,810
We can't have Schumann saved
by an illegal immigrant.

720
00:34:21,853 --> 00:34:23,821
Get on the phone.
Fly in ajudge.

721
00:34:23,855 --> 00:34:26,346
Get on the phone.
What's all this moping about?

722
00:34:32,564 --> 00:34:34,225
Do you have any change?

723
00:34:36,234 --> 00:34:39,601
I like the night life,
I like to boogie.

724
00:34:41,806 --> 00:34:42,932
Susie!

725
00:34:42,974 --> 00:34:44,305
William?

726
00:34:44,342 --> 00:34:46,173
Are you all right?

727
00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:51,580
Kickball.

728
00:34:57,255 --> 00:35:00,247
Let me talk to him!

729
00:35:00,292 --> 00:35:01,759
What are you doing?

730
00:35:01,793 --> 00:35:03,158
I think we should...

731
00:35:03,194 --> 00:35:06,527
Willie, where are you going?

732
00:35:07,799 --> 00:35:09,266
Shoester!

733
00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:17,564
Let me talk to him.
Shoe, you in there?

734
00:35:17,609 --> 00:35:19,873
I'll kill that son of a bitch.

735
00:35:19,911 --> 00:35:22,880
I have a relationship.
You want to talk?

736
00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:25,439
Get you anything you want.
You want some beans?

737
00:35:25,483 --> 00:35:26,780
Will that do it, Shoester?

738
00:35:29,154 --> 00:35:30,519
Come on, Shoe!

739
00:35:32,691 --> 00:35:34,784
He's dead.

740
00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:44,496
Wait a minute.

741
00:35:44,536 --> 00:35:46,731
He's not dead. He's alive.

742
00:35:48,039 --> 00:35:49,404
Strike that.

743
00:35:56,081 --> 00:35:58,106
So close and yet so far.

744
00:35:58,149 --> 00:35:59,446
What do you mean?

745
00:35:59,484 --> 00:36:00,883
We were this close.

746
00:36:00,919 --> 00:36:03,183
This is nothing.

747
00:36:03,221 --> 00:36:04,449
This just got big.

748
00:36:04,489 --> 00:36:06,480
Big? He's dead.

749
00:36:06,524 --> 00:36:07,889
We killed Old Shoe.

750
00:36:09,294 --> 00:36:12,195
What is better than
the triumphal homecoming...

751
00:36:12,230 --> 00:36:13,925
of a war hero?

752
00:36:20,372 --> 00:36:21,498
Ready!

753
00:36:22,273 --> 00:36:23,399
Lift!

754
00:36:23,441 --> 00:36:25,568
We're gathered here...

755
00:36:26,211 --> 00:36:29,180
with a cross to bear.

756
00:36:29,214 --> 00:36:31,375
The bravest men...

757
00:36:32,517 --> 00:36:34,747
anywhere.

758
00:36:35,186 --> 00:36:37,677
That this great land...

759
00:36:37,722 --> 00:36:41,351
will remain free.

760
00:36:41,393 --> 00:36:43,054
God bless the men...

761
00:36:43,094 --> 00:36:46,962
of the 303.

762
00:36:47,532 --> 00:36:50,160
Side by side...

763
00:36:50,201 --> 00:36:53,170
we know no fear.

764
00:36:53,204 --> 00:36:56,173
Our minds are sharp.

765
00:36:56,207 --> 00:36:59,142
Our eyes are clear.

766
00:36:59,177 --> 00:37:02,203
In the air, on land...

767
00:37:02,247 --> 00:37:05,080
or on the sea...

768
00:37:05,116 --> 00:37:07,346
we're the fightin' men...

769
00:37:07,385 --> 00:37:10,980
of the 303.

770
00:37:14,225 --> 00:37:17,058
Give us this day...

771
00:37:17,095 --> 00:37:20,155
our daily bread...

772
00:37:20,198 --> 00:37:22,496
and leopard skin...

773
00:37:23,501 --> 00:37:26,129
for our head.

774
00:37:26,171 --> 00:37:28,264
That we may fight...

775
00:37:36,448 --> 00:37:37,676
Coffee?

776
00:37:37,716 --> 00:37:39,115
Please.

777
00:37:39,150 --> 00:37:41,243
Looking good.

778
00:37:41,286 --> 00:37:43,481
Bring it all back home.

779
00:37:43,521 --> 00:37:46,183
Lassie barks twice, and it's
time to take out the garbage.

780
00:37:46,224 --> 00:37:47,782
Hell of a show.

781
00:37:47,826 --> 00:37:49,225
Hell of ajob.

782
00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:50,921
It's just producing.

783
00:37:50,962 --> 00:37:53,954
There's no Academy Award
for producing.

784
00:37:53,998 --> 00:37:55,329
You're kidding.

785
00:37:56,601 --> 00:37:58,933
Where do movies come from
if nobody produces them?

786
00:38:00,238 --> 00:38:01,967
They come from people like you.

787
00:38:05,543 --> 00:38:07,340
You just got to take
the bitter with the better.

788
00:38:07,378 --> 00:38:09,869
Job's almost done...

789
00:38:09,914 --> 00:38:11,074
knock on wood.

790
00:38:12,050 --> 00:38:13,347
We did a good job.

791
00:38:13,384 --> 00:38:14,681
That's our reward.

792
00:38:16,254 --> 00:38:17,949
You can't save the world.

793
00:38:17,989 --> 00:38:19,320
All you can do is try.

794
00:38:19,924 --> 00:38:21,755
Ain't that the truth?

795
00:38:27,332 --> 00:38:29,061
As we said, the president...

796
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:31,762
thrust of the Albanian episode
to put him over the top.

797
00:38:31,803 --> 00:38:34,897
You could say that, Shirley,
but it's not true.

798
00:38:34,939 --> 00:38:36,304
What would be true, then?

799
00:38:36,341 --> 00:38:38,502
You said it earlier,
if I may rephrase...

800
00:38:38,543 --> 00:38:40,704
the success
of the president in the polls...

801
00:38:40,745 --> 00:38:45,045
As of today, 89% favorable.

802
00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:47,643
Based not on the events...

803
00:38:47,685 --> 00:38:50,245
but on the spin
given to those events.

804
00:38:50,288 --> 00:38:53,724
What's the lesson here?
Never give up.

805
00:38:53,758 --> 00:38:54,986
You're right.

806
00:38:55,026 --> 00:38:56,459
The show must go on.

807
00:38:56,494 --> 00:38:57,722
Proud tradition.

808
00:38:57,762 --> 00:39:02,096
I am prouder of this
than anything I ever did.

809
00:39:02,133 --> 00:39:03,361
You should be.

810
00:39:03,401 --> 00:39:04,868
I want to thank you.

811
00:39:08,606 --> 00:39:09,971
You gave me a good opportunity.

812
00:39:13,878 --> 00:39:17,041
As we said, the president,
a surefire winner...

813
00:39:17,081 --> 00:39:19,982
and the campaign, many said,
that put him there.

814
00:39:20,652 --> 00:39:22,677
Another great race today,
Johnny.

815
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:25,018
Who you going to ride
in the Stakes?

816
00:39:25,056 --> 00:39:27,820
Eddie, like my daddy
always used to say...

817
00:39:27,859 --> 00:39:29,053
The message is irrelevant.

818
00:39:29,093 --> 00:39:31,084
The main element
we have to deal with...

819
00:39:31,129 --> 00:39:33,654
is that fear is
what's driving a lot of people.

820
00:39:33,698 --> 00:39:35,495
Commercials.

821
00:39:36,935 --> 00:39:39,165
The president is a product.

822
00:39:40,004 --> 00:39:42,905
He's the President
of the United States at 89%.

823
00:39:42,941 --> 00:39:44,636
Which we're dealing with today.

824
00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:46,143
Commercials.

825
00:39:47,512 --> 00:39:50,310
It's time the American people
began to look at that.

826
00:39:50,348 --> 00:39:53,317
Now we're going
to take your calls.

827
00:39:53,351 --> 00:39:54,875
The number is 1-800...

828
00:39:54,919 --> 00:39:57,114
Oh, shit.

829
00:40:06,364 --> 00:40:08,127
Stanley, what are you doing?

830
00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:09,463
What am I doing?

831
00:40:10,869 --> 00:40:12,530
I'm going to call somebody.

832
00:40:13,872 --> 00:40:15,169
That's very funny.

833
00:40:15,206 --> 00:40:16,867
I'm going to get
these people straight.

834
00:40:16,908 --> 00:40:18,432
You can't do that.

835
00:40:18,476 --> 00:40:20,774
Watch me.

836
00:40:24,515 --> 00:40:26,073
You knew the deal
when you signed on.

837
00:40:26,117 --> 00:40:28,142
Come on. Deals change.

838
00:40:28,186 --> 00:40:29,949
Sure it is.

839
00:40:29,988 --> 00:40:33,014
Let's rethink
that ambassadorship.

840
00:40:33,057 --> 00:40:35,048
I'm talking London.
I'm talking Paris.

841
00:40:35,093 --> 00:40:37,391
A secret account
for your extra expenses...

842
00:40:37,428 --> 00:40:38,861
getting laid whenever you want.

843
00:40:38,897 --> 00:40:40,330
Marine guards will salute you.

844
00:40:40,365 --> 00:40:43,232
It's tempting, but I got
to answer to a higher calling.

845
00:40:43,268 --> 00:40:45,236
- Art.
- Money?

846
00:40:45,270 --> 00:40:47,363
You think I did this for money?

847
00:40:47,405 --> 00:40:50,101
I did this for credit.

848
00:40:50,141 --> 00:40:51,574
You knew
you couldn't take the credit.

849
00:40:51,609 --> 00:40:53,076
I'm not going to stand here...

850
00:40:53,111 --> 00:40:55,545
and let two dickheads
from film school take it.

851
00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:57,445
Listen to me.

852
00:40:57,482 --> 00:40:58,710
Are you nuts?

853
00:40:58,750 --> 00:41:00,047
Stanley, no fooling.

854
00:41:00,084 --> 00:41:01,745
You're playing with your life.

855
00:41:01,786 --> 00:41:03,117
Fuck my life.

856
00:41:03,154 --> 00:41:05,122
I want the credit.

857
00:41:05,156 --> 00:41:07,681
Know what the New York Times
said about my last picture?

858
00:41:07,725 --> 00:41:09,488
They called it
"a thrill ride for the ages..."

859
00:41:09,527 --> 00:41:11,017
but they didn't mention
the producer.

860
00:41:11,062 --> 00:41:13,223
They talked
about the costumes...

861
00:41:13,264 --> 00:41:14,788
but never talked
about the producer.

862
00:41:14,832 --> 00:41:16,060
You know what
that picture grossed?

863
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:17,328
Now I'm going to stand here...

864
00:41:17,368 --> 00:41:19,529
and let some limp-dick
film-school pansy...

865
00:41:19,570 --> 00:41:20,798
take the credit?

866
00:41:20,838 --> 00:41:22,305
You can't do it.

867
00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:24,308
Don't you tell me that!

868
00:41:24,342 --> 00:41:26,742
Don't you ever tell me that!

869
00:41:26,778 --> 00:41:28,541
I am the producer!

870
00:41:28,579 --> 00:41:30,638
If I didn't step up,
you're nowhere!

871
00:41:30,682 --> 00:41:33,242
I put this together
out of spit and polish!

872
00:41:33,284 --> 00:41:35,218
Look at that.

873
00:41:35,253 --> 00:41:37,778
That is a complete
fucking fraud...

874
00:41:37,822 --> 00:41:41,189
and it looks 100% real.

875
00:41:47,165 --> 00:41:50,225
It's the best work
I've ever done in my life...

876
00:41:50,268 --> 00:41:52,463
because it's so honest.

877
00:42:00,478 --> 00:42:02,446
They told me I couldn't
remake Moby Dick...

878
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,072
from the point of view
of the whale.

879
00:42:04,115 --> 00:42:05,946
$450 million domestic.

880
00:42:05,984 --> 00:42:07,451
I'm not even talking
about the video.

881
00:42:07,485 --> 00:42:09,612
I made this lame turkey fly.

882
00:42:09,654 --> 00:42:11,246
I did it... pure Hollywood.

883
00:42:12,924 --> 00:42:16,382
For once in my life,
I won't be pissed on.

884
00:42:16,427 --> 00:42:17,621
Do you hear me?

885
00:42:18,796 --> 00:42:20,457
I want the credit.

886
00:42:22,367 --> 00:42:24,301
I'm taking it.

887
00:42:24,335 --> 00:42:26,030
Shit.

888
00:42:40,451 --> 00:42:42,476
He's coming down.

889
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,886
Could I see you a minute?
Thanks.

890
00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:49,986
Do you swear to uphold...

891
00:42:50,028 --> 00:42:51,495
the duties
and responsibilities...

892
00:42:51,529 --> 00:42:54,259
of a citizen of
the United States of America...

893
00:42:54,298 --> 00:42:56,266
to defend her
in time of peril...

894
00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:59,758
to defend her from all enemies,
foreign and domestic?

895
00:42:59,804 --> 00:43:02,466
Do you make this pledge
with full resolve?

896
00:43:20,291 --> 00:43:22,691
Common ground...

897
00:43:22,727 --> 00:43:25,992
and family.

898
00:43:26,030 --> 00:43:27,497
Let's give thanks...

899
00:43:27,532 --> 00:43:31,935
to the 303.

900
00:43:31,969 --> 00:43:34,631
Years from now...

901
00:43:34,672 --> 00:43:37,641
when we are gone...

902
00:43:37,675 --> 00:43:40,644
our children's kids...

903
00:43:40,678 --> 00:43:44,045
will hear this song.

904
00:43:44,082 --> 00:43:46,710
Think how strong...

905
00:43:46,751 --> 00:43:50,084
and proud they'll be.

906
00:43:50,121 --> 00:43:51,486
Grandpa fought...

907
00:43:51,522 --> 00:43:55,754
for the 303.

908
00:43:55,793 --> 00:43:58,284
God bless the men...

909
00:43:58,329 --> 00:44:06,361
of the 303.

910
00:44:07,638 --> 00:44:09,128
Ten-hut!

911
00:44:09,173 --> 00:44:11,573
Present arms!

912
00:44:20,518 --> 00:44:23,282
Turning to the Hollywood page...

913
00:44:23,321 --> 00:44:26,222
famed film producer
Stanley R. Motss...

914
00:44:26,257 --> 00:44:28,657
died suddenly
of a massive heart attack...

915
00:44:28,693 --> 00:44:30,820
while sunbathing poolside.

916
00:44:30,862 --> 00:44:34,525
Mr. Motss
was 57 or 62-years-old...

917
00:44:34,565 --> 00:44:36,590
depending on the bio.

918
00:44:36,634 --> 00:44:38,829
His credits
include numerous films...

919
00:44:38,870 --> 00:44:43,569
which America has come
to love as old classics.

920
00:44:47,745 --> 00:44:48,973
This just in.

921
00:44:49,013 --> 00:44:51,413
A group calling itself
"Albania Unite..."

922
00:44:51,449 --> 00:44:53,974
has claimed responsibility
for the bombing moments ago...

923
00:44:54,018 --> 00:44:55,849
of the village of Klos, Albania.

924
00:44:55,887 --> 00:44:57,616
The president
was unavailable for comment...

925
00:44:57,655 --> 00:45:00,385
but General William Scott
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff...

926
00:45:00,424 --> 00:45:02,858
says he has no doubt we'll
be sending planes and troops...

927
00:45:02,894 --> 00:45:04,418
back in to finish thejob.

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