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So, Norbit, I have some news.

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Deion and I
decided to move up the wedding.

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What wedding?

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Our wedding.

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We're going to get married on Saturday.

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You're getting married on Saturday?

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Yeah, we just figured, "Why wait?"
You know?

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Well... Congratulations, then.

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Thanks.

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- Yeah.
- I'm really happy.

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Oh, so am I. It's wonderful.

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So, there it is, the Leap of Doom.

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Yeah, go and have fun.
I'll wait for you at the bottom.

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You go have some fun.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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Okay, kids, one at a time.

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I guess this is me.

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What are you looking at, Norbit?

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I was just watching the... Some kids.
They're about to come down the slide.

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I wanted to watch
the kids come down safely.

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- Kids, huh?
- Yeah.

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So, you wanna watch a bitch
come down a slide?

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Well, I'm gonna show you
how a bitch come down a slide.

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Oh, no...

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Excuse me, ma'am?
We have a 300-pound weight limit.

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I don't weigh no damn 300 pounds.
I weigh 165. How you doing?

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That was awesome.

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What's that?

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Everyone has their path in life,

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and this is more or less
where mine started.

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My name is Norbit Albert Rice,
and I was an orphan.

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I like to think my parents
loved me very much,

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but just didn't have the means
to properly care for me.

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I can see them researching
all of the orphanages in the area,

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agonizing over their choices,

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trying to make sure
their precious little boy

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was raised in the perfect environment.

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Ling Ling! Someone left another one!

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Coyotes, go! Get! Back! Back, coyotes!

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Get out here! You not eat another baby.

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Oh, crap. Another black one.

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Can't give these away.

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You ugly black one, too.
You be here long time.

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Nobody ever come and say,
"Give me the ugly, black one."

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You very ugly baby.
The ugliest baby I ever seen.

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A lot of people think
that orphanages are cold and scary,

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but the Golden Wonton
was a great place to grow up.

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We had everything
normal children had. Pets...

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Here. Play with that.

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...a big backyard,
and lots of kids to play with.

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Ling Ling!
The children got in MSG barrel.

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Now all their hair gonna fall out again.

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Yo ...