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Onward Trossi.

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To the highest room of the tallest tower.

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Where my princess awaits rescue
of the handsome Prince charming.

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This is worse than Loveletters.

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l hate Dina Tanner.

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Me too.

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Whoa there, Trossi.

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Hi.

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The Big Prince charming approached.

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Fair enough, Fair Maiden.

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l shall slay the monster to God...

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and then take my place as rightful king.

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What did she say?

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Shrek!

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Hey, Shrek!

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Prepare, foul Beast.

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To enter into a world of pain
which you are not familiar.

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Happy Birthday to thee,
happy Birthday to thee,

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Do you mind?

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Do you mind? Boring!

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Prepare, foul Beast.

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Someday, you'll Be sorry.

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We already are.

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Mommy.

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You're right.

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l can't let this happen.

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l can't.

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l am the rightful king of Far Far Away.

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And l promise you this, mother.

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l will restore dignity to my throne.

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When this time,
no one will stand in my way.

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Good morning.

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Good morning.

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Oh, morning Breath.

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l know. lsn't that wonderful?

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Good morning, good morning.

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Hey, the sun is shining through.

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Good morning, good morning.

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To you. And you. And you.

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Oh, they grow up so fast.

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Not fast enough.

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Okay.

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You have a very full day filling in
for the king and queen.

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That are several functions that require
your attend, sir.

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Great. Let's get started.

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come on, lazyBones.

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lt's time to get moving.

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You know, you really need
to get yourself a pyjamas.

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l knight thee...

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Since you're feeling you're the one...

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you might as well re-appeal.

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can someBody come in here
and negotiate please?

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l will see what l can do.

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Whoa.

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Yeah. Wow.

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ls this really necessary?

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Quite necessary, Fiona.

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l'm Shrek.

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Whatever.

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Okay, people.

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This is not rehearsel.
Let's see some hustle.

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Smile everyone. Smile.

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l don't know how much longer
l can keep this up, Fiona.

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l'm sorry, Shrek.

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can you please
just try the grin and Bear it?

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lt's just until dad gets Better.

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Shrek.
-Yeah.

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You looked handsome.

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Oh, come here you.

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My Butt is itching up a storm
and l can't reach it in this monkey suit.

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Oh. Hey you! come here.

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What's your name?

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Fiddlesworth.

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Perfect.

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Ladies and gentlemen...

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Princess Fiona and heir Sir Shrek.

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Oh, that's good.

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Hold that. Alright. Oh ya!

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Shrek.
-Scratch that high.

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You got it. You're on it.
You're on it. Okay...

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Shrek!

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What are you doing?

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Fiona.

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Are you okay?

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Yeah. l'm fine.

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Oh, flame. My favourite.

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That's it. We're leaving.

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Please calm down.

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calm down?

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Who do you think we're kidding?

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l am an Ogre.

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l'm not cut out for this, Fiona.
And l never will Be.

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l think that went pretty well.

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Donkey.

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come on now, Shrek.

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Some people
just don't understand Boundaries.

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Just think.

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couple more days,
and we'll Be Back home.

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ln our Roman feel shacks.
groom with fungus,

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filled with the rotting stench
of modern neglect.

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Oh, you had me at vermin field.

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And... mayBe...

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Even the peter pater
of little feet on the floor.

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That's right.

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The swamp Brats will Be spawning.

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No.

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You know, what l was thinking of...

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is a little Bit Bigger
than the swamp Brat.

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Donkey?
-No, Shrek.

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Um... what if... theoretically...

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Yeah?

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They were little Ogre feet?

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Oh.

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Honey.

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Let's try and Be rational aBout this.

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Have you seen a BaBy lately?

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They just eat and poop and they cry.

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And then they cry when they poop,
and they poop when they cry...

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Now, imagine an Ogre BaBy.

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They extra cry.

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And they extra poop.

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Shrek.

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Don't you ever think aBout
having a family?

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Right now, you are my family.

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Well, someBody Better Be dying.

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l'm dying.

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Harold.

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Don't forget to pay the doctor, Lilian.

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Of course, darling.

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Fiona.

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Yes, daddy.

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l know l've made many mistakes with you.

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lt's okay.

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But your love for Shrek
has taught me so much.

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My dear Boy.

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l am proud to call you my son.

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And l am proud to call you my fa...

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King dad-in-law.

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Now, there is a matter of Business
to attend...

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The frog king... is dead.

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Put you hat Back on, fool.

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Shrek.

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Please come further.

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Yeah, dad?

145
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This kingdom needs a new king.

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You and Fiona
are next in line for the throne.

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Next in line.

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Now you see, dad,
that's why people love you.

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Even on your death Bed
you're still making jokes.

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Oh, come on, dad.
An Ogre as king?

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l don't think that's such a good idea.

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l mean there's gotta Be someBody else.

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AnyBody.

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Aside from you...

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there is only one remaining heir.

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Really?

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Who is he, dad?

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He's name is... is...

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What's his name? What's his name?

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ls...

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Daddy.

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His name is Arthur.
-Arthur.

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l know you'll do what's right.

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Harold.

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Dad?

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Dad!

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Dad?

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Do that again.

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What does a prince have to do
to get a drink around here?

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Oh, MaBel.

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Why they call you an ugliest stepsister,
l'll never know.

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Where's Doris?

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Taking the night off?

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She's not welcomed here.

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And neither are you.

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What do you want, charming?

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Well, not much.

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Just a chance of redemption.

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And a Fuzzy Navel.

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And Fuzzy Navel for all my friends.

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We're not your friends.

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You don't Belong here.

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You're right. Oh, l mean,
you're aBsolutely right.

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But l mean, do any of us?

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Do a numBer on his face.

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No... wait...

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We are more alike than you think.

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Wicked witch.

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The 7 dwarfs.

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Saved Snow White, and then what happened?

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lt left you the unfairest of them all.

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Now, here you are,
hustling pool to get your next meal.

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Pretty unfair.

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And you.

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Your star puppet aBandons the show
to go and find his father.

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l hate that little wooden puppet.

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And Hook. Need l say more?

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And you Frumpy-pig-skin.

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Rumplestilskin.

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Where is that first Born
you were promised eh?

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MaBel.

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RememBer how you couldn't get...

203
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your little fat foot
into that tiny glass slipper?

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cinderella is in Far Far Away right now.

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Eating BonBons, cavorting with
every little last fairytale creature...

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that has ever done you wrong.

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Once upon a time,
someone decided that we were the losers.

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There are two sides to every story.

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And our side has not Been told.

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So, who will join me?

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Who wants to come out
on top for once?

212
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Who wants their happily ever after?

213
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Yeah!

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This way kids.

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lnside of my hands, senorita.

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The wings of faith
have Blown on my destiny.

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But l will never forget you.

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You are the love of my life.

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l say, and you.

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And... you.

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And...

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l do love you But l'd like to...

223
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l gotta go.

224
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l know, l know.
l don't wanna leave you either, BaBy.

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But you know how Shrek is.

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But there was lost for them.

227
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But don't worry.

228
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l'll send you airmail kisses everyday.

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Alright. Be strong BaBies. Be strong.

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Now, cocoa, Peanut,
you listen to your mama, alright?

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And Bananas, no more roasting
marshmallows on your sisters' head.

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Oh, that's my special Boy.

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Oh, come over here.

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All of you. Give your daddy a Big hug.

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Shrek.

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MayBe you should just stay,
and Be king.

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Oh, come on.

238
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There's no way that l could ever
run a kingdom.

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That's why your cousin Arthur
is the perfect choice.

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lt's not that. No... it's... you see...

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And if he gives me any trouBle,
l've always got persuasion and reason.

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Here's persuasion.

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And here's reason.

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Fiona.

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Soon it's just gonna Be you, me
and our swamp.

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lt's not going to Be just you and me.

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lt will Be.

248
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l promise.

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l love you.

250
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''We love you daddy''

251
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Oh, it's lovely.

252
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Bye Bye, BaBies.

253
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Shrek.

254
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Yeah?

255
00:19:24,043 --> 00:19:24,910
Wait.

256
00:19:24,910 --> 00:19:26,445
What is it?

257
00:19:26,445 --> 00:19:28,970
l'm... l'm...

258
00:19:31,984 --> 00:19:34,320
l love you too, honey.

259
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No.

260
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No, l said l'm...

261
00:19:39,892 --> 00:19:41,327
You are what?

262
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l said l'm pregnant.

263
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Yeah. Alright. Yeah.

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What was that?

265
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You're going to Be a father.

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That's great.

267
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Really? l'm glad you think so.

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l love you.

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Yeah. Me too.

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You.

271
00:20:09,388 --> 00:20:12,024
l'm gonna Be an uncle.
l'm gonna Be an uncle.

272
00:20:12,024 --> 00:20:13,325
l'm gonna Be an uncle.

273
00:20:13,325 --> 00:20:16,783
And you my friend, l royally...

274
00:20:55,301 --> 00:20:56,996
Home.

275
00:21:08,314 --> 00:21:10,214
Shrek.

276
00:21:12,084 --> 00:21:14,075
Fiona.

277
00:21:17,556 --> 00:21:19,251
Fiona?

278
00:21:38,043 --> 00:21:39,874
Oh, no!

279
00:21:42,748 --> 00:21:46,047
Burp it out, didn't l always say?

280
00:21:55,327 --> 00:21:57,129
No...

281
00:21:57,129 --> 00:21:59,832
No... lt's okay.

282
00:21:59,832 --> 00:22:00,730
lt's gonna Be alright.

283
00:22:02,801 --> 00:22:04,098
What?

284
00:22:05,137 --> 00:22:06,605
Hey.

285
00:22:06,605 --> 00:22:08,971
Stop. Hey... wait.

286
00:22:11,143 --> 00:22:13,134
Hey... no...

287
00:22:14,013 --> 00:22:16,208
No...

288
00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:22,920
Oh no! Hey...

289
00:22:55,654 --> 00:22:57,849
Help!

290
00:22:58,057 --> 00:22:59,658
Donkey! Donkey!

291
00:22:59,658 --> 00:23:01,649
Wake up!

292
00:23:07,399 --> 00:23:09,560
Shrek. Shrek. You okay?

293
00:23:10,869 --> 00:23:13,906
l can't Believe l'm gonna Be a father.

294
00:23:13,906 --> 00:23:15,999
How did this happen?

295
00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:17,810
Allow me to explain.

296
00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:20,779
You see, when a man has
exciting feelings for a woman.

297
00:23:21,013 --> 00:23:23,782
The power for approach. lt's all in.

298
00:23:23,782 --> 00:23:26,876
l know how it happen.

299
00:23:27,086 --> 00:23:31,890
l just can't Believe it.

300
00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:36,953
How does it happen?

301
00:23:53,746 --> 00:23:54,913
Donkey!

302
00:23:54,913 --> 00:23:59,111
can you just cut to the part where
you're suppose to make me feel Better?

303
00:23:59,318 --> 00:24:01,912
You know l love Fiona, right?

304
00:24:02,121 --> 00:24:05,858
What i'm talking aBout here,
is you, me, my cousin's Boat...

305
00:24:05,858 --> 00:24:11,387
an ice cold pitcher of Mohitos
and 2 weeks of nothing, But fishing.

306
00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:13,598
Man, don't you listen to him.

307
00:24:13,899 --> 00:24:16,435
But having a BaBy is not going to
ruin your life.

308
00:24:16,435 --> 00:24:19,404
lt's not my life
l'm worried aBout ruining.

309
00:24:19,404 --> 00:24:21,240
lt's the kids.

310
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,842
l mean,
when have you ever heard the phrase...

311
00:24:23,842 --> 00:24:28,347
''as sweet as an Ogre'' or...
''as nurturing as an Ogre''

312
00:24:28,347 --> 00:24:31,250
Or how aBout,
you're gonna love my dad.

313
00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,918
He's a real Ogre.

314
00:24:32,918 --> 00:24:34,486
Okay. Okay. l get it.

315
00:24:34,486 --> 00:24:36,488
But noBody say it's gonna Be easy.

316
00:24:36,488 --> 00:24:38,123
At least you got us to help you out.

317
00:24:38,123 --> 00:24:40,091
That's true.

318
00:24:40,292 --> 00:24:41,927
l'm doomed.

319
00:24:41,927 --> 00:24:44,293
You'll Be fine.

320
00:24:44,496 --> 00:24:46,589
You're finished.

321
00:24:48,534 --> 00:24:52,493
...it was yourjourney.

322
00:24:54,706 --> 00:25:00,112
''Worrrstershire'

323
00:25:00,112 --> 00:25:03,849
Worse-says-thirst-a-shire.
Now that sound fancy.

324
00:25:03,849 --> 00:25:05,284
lt's Worrrstershire.

325
00:25:05,284 --> 00:25:06,518
Like the sauce?

326
00:25:06,518 --> 00:25:08,452
Mmm... it's spicy.

327
00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:14,317
Oh, they must Be expecting us.

328
00:25:20,332 --> 00:25:23,035
What in the sister-shire kind
of place is this?

329
00:25:23,035 --> 00:25:27,131
Well, my stomach aches.
And my palms just got sweaty.

330
00:25:27,339 --> 00:25:28,507
Must Be a High School.

331
00:25:28,507 --> 00:25:29,808
High School?

332
00:25:29,808 --> 00:25:31,543
Ready? Okay!

333
00:25:31,543 --> 00:25:34,279
Wait for till you're ready to the top.

334
00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:35,747
Yeah, we think so. We think so.

335
00:25:35,747 --> 00:25:38,350
And that's how things can Be stop.

336
00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:43,185
Then make it stop. Make it stop.

337
00:25:46,158 --> 00:25:47,860
Alright, Mr Principal.

338
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:50,385
These are Boomerangs.

339
00:25:53,398 --> 00:25:54,733
Hello, Bro.

340
00:25:54,733 --> 00:25:57,429
Don't Burn all my Frankenstein simmer.

341
00:25:57,569 --> 00:26:00,595
l'm already starting to feel nauseous,
the memories of wages in Swallis.

342
00:26:00,839 --> 00:26:02,908
But, how did you receive the wages...

343
00:26:02,908 --> 00:26:05,277
when you are clearly no where
to Be on the underpants.

344
00:26:05,277 --> 00:26:08,413
There's just said somethings are Better
left unsaid and leave it till dead.

345
00:26:08,413 --> 00:26:10,515
So then l was all like,
l'd rather get the Black plague...

346
00:26:10,515 --> 00:26:13,313
and lock myself in an iron midden
than go out with you.

347
00:26:13,418 --> 00:26:15,387
Totally.
-Pardon me.

348
00:26:15,387 --> 00:26:18,724
Totally us.
-Yeah, totally.

349
00:26:18,724 --> 00:26:19,758
Yes.

350
00:26:19,758 --> 00:26:22,160
How did you startle my 3 character level,
plus 3 proBaBility?

351
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,262
Hi.

352
00:26:23,262 --> 00:26:24,529
We're looking for someone named...

353
00:26:24,529 --> 00:26:27,065
Jee, who would approach a dork spell...

354
00:26:27,065 --> 00:26:30,762
and summon the Beast
in his quarter Bend?

355
00:26:31,103 --> 00:26:33,071
l know you're Busy not fitting in.

356
00:26:33,071 --> 00:26:36,541
But can either of you tell me
where l can find Arthur?

357
00:26:36,541 --> 00:26:39,999
He's over there.

358
00:26:57,763 --> 00:27:05,537
There is no sweeter taste on thy tongue
than victory.

359
00:27:05,537 --> 00:27:07,906
Strong. Handsome. Face of a leader.

360
00:27:07,906 --> 00:27:10,742
Does Arthur look like a king or what?

361
00:27:10,742 --> 00:27:13,575
Oh, sorry.

362
00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:16,782
Did you just say
you're looking for Arthur?

363
00:27:16,782 --> 00:27:18,617
That information is all l need to know.

364
00:27:18,617 --> 00:27:21,142
lt's top secret. Hushee-dee-hush.

365
00:27:21,353 --> 00:27:22,921
Now gentlemen, that's a play.

366
00:27:22,921 --> 00:27:25,151
To the shower.

367
00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:29,261
Greetings, your majesty.

368
00:27:29,261 --> 00:27:31,456
This is your lucky day.

369
00:27:31,663 --> 00:27:33,465
So what for like are you supposed to Be?

370
00:27:33,465 --> 00:27:37,162
Some kind of giant mutant lapricon
or something?

371
00:27:40,072 --> 00:27:42,207
You made it funny.

372
00:27:42,207 --> 00:27:44,242
Unhand me, monster.

373
00:27:44,242 --> 00:27:46,642
Stop squirming, Arthur.

374
00:27:47,012 --> 00:27:48,980
l'm not Athur

375
00:27:50,615 --> 00:27:56,884
l am Lancelot,
that doll over there is Athur

376
00:27:57,222 --> 00:27:59,053
Hey!

377
00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:04,363
This is like totally emBarrassing

378
00:28:04,363 --> 00:28:07,332
But my friend Tiffiny think it's...

379
00:28:07,332 --> 00:28:10,869
And she thought chances want to
ask homecoming down or something?

380
00:28:10,869 --> 00:28:11,970
Excuse me?

381
00:28:11,970 --> 00:28:14,239
lt's like whatever, she's just
totally in the college guy...

382
00:28:14,239 --> 00:28:16,571
...and i think a creature or stuff

383
00:28:19,244 --> 00:28:24,511
Athur, come out, come out,
wherever you are

384
00:28:39,464 --> 00:28:41,989
Ah, hold it

385
00:28:42,034 --> 00:28:44,264
We're here for the mascot contest

386
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,576
We're here for the mascot contest too

387
00:28:51,576 --> 00:28:54,044
ls this is a cotton?

388
00:28:54,413 --> 00:28:57,314
l work on it all night long

389
00:28:57,582 --> 00:28:59,117
lt's look pretty real to me

390
00:28:59,117 --> 00:29:02,450
lf he were real, could i do this?

391
00:29:03,522 --> 00:29:05,547
Or this?

392
00:29:06,358 --> 00:29:11,386
lf it were real, that was have
Been organizing paying for

393
00:29:11,563 --> 00:29:14,589
Now watch this
-That's quite enough, Boys

394
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:18,600
Thank you to professor print in Bottom
and it seem lecture how to just say they

395
00:29:21,173 --> 00:29:25,343
And now what we all do is
give warm wash herself...

396
00:29:25,343 --> 00:29:28,676
...to the winner of
our mascot contest...

397
00:29:30,282 --> 00:29:32,307
Oh, god!

398
00:29:33,185 --> 00:29:38,056
That's me, l'm the new mascot,
so let's really trying Beat the...

399
00:29:38,056 --> 00:29:43,289
...other guys at whatever
is they're doing

400
00:29:49,067 --> 00:29:53,629
Now, where can i find Athur Pant Dragon?

401
00:30:02,447 --> 00:30:04,116
You should Behave yourself

402
00:30:04,116 --> 00:30:05,583
l'm do it

403
00:30:11,656 --> 00:30:13,125
Please don't eat me

404
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:16,219
Eat him...!

405
00:30:16,728 --> 00:30:20,357
l'm not here to eat him!

406
00:30:20,966 --> 00:30:23,526
lt's time to pack up your
toothBrush in Jamis,

407
00:30:23,702 --> 00:30:25,971
You're the new king of far far away

408
00:30:25,971 --> 00:30:27,734
What?

409
00:30:28,974 --> 00:30:34,537
Ordy a king? More like male loser will

410
00:30:42,654 --> 00:30:44,156
ls this for real?

411
00:30:44,156 --> 00:30:45,290
ABsolutely

412
00:30:45,290 --> 00:30:48,193
Now clean out your locker, kid,
you got the kingdom to run

413
00:30:48,193 --> 00:30:52,129
So, wait, l'm really the only air?

414
00:30:52,497 --> 00:30:54,897
No one know, alright

415
00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:58,136
And give me just a second

416
00:30:59,070 --> 00:31:03,439
My good people, i think there's a
lesson for all of us

417
00:31:04,009 --> 00:31:06,978
MayBe the next time your Brought the
donkey and kid to chamBer part

418
00:31:06,978 --> 00:31:08,313
You stop and think

419
00:31:08,313 --> 00:31:13,910
Hey, mayBe this guy have feeling,
mayBe i should cut him some slack

420
00:31:14,152 --> 00:31:19,624
cause mayBe, just mayBe, this guy
is gonna turn out to Be..

421
00:31:19,624 --> 00:31:21,593
l don't know, a king?

422
00:31:21,593 --> 00:31:25,163
And mayBe the first role
that we will Be the Beneath...

423
00:31:25,163 --> 00:31:29,099
...everyone who ever pick on him, that's
right, l'm looking at you, Justin Tim

424
00:31:29,701 --> 00:31:31,760
And Gwen

425
00:31:32,170 --> 00:31:35,537
Oh, Gwen, i always love you

426
00:31:36,508 --> 00:31:39,477
Well, good friend is
Break my heart But...

427
00:31:39,678 --> 00:31:43,014
Enjoy your stay here and prison
while i role the free well, BaBy

428
00:31:43,014 --> 00:31:44,816
Alright, let's not over do it

429
00:31:44,816 --> 00:31:48,620
l'm Building my city, people,
we gonna rock and roll

430
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,349
You just over did it

431
00:31:58,730 --> 00:32:01,255
Oh, look at you

432
00:32:01,466 --> 00:32:02,901
You look darling

433
00:32:02,901 --> 00:32:04,703
Just pleasure, look at her

434
00:32:04,703 --> 00:32:07,638
So, have you had any craving
since you Been pregnant

435
00:32:07,806 --> 00:32:10,366
No, not at all

436
00:32:11,042 --> 00:32:12,907
Use my ham

437
00:32:13,278 --> 00:32:16,543
lt's present time!

438
00:32:17,582 --> 00:32:22,349
Oh, dear, will you please open
mine first, it's the one in front

439
00:32:22,621 --> 00:32:25,784
congratulation on your new mess made
Oh, mess maker

440
00:32:26,591 --> 00:32:29,958
Hopefully this help, Love, cinderella

441
00:32:30,228 --> 00:32:32,526
Oh
-Oh, you look that

442
00:32:32,764 --> 00:32:34,288
What is it?

443
00:32:34,633 --> 00:32:36,498
lt's Brought the Bail piece

444
00:32:40,372 --> 00:32:41,906
Fiona
-Fiona!

445
00:32:41,906 --> 00:32:43,771
We all chip for you little present too

446
00:32:47,879 --> 00:32:50,939
You know the BaBy got lousy Because i do

447
00:32:51,182 --> 00:32:54,151
Oh, you guys, that's so sweet, thank you

448
00:32:54,552 --> 00:32:55,787
Who is this one from?

449
00:32:55,787 --> 00:32:58,312
l got you the Biggest one,
Because i love you the most

450
00:32:58,590 --> 00:33:02,856
Have one on me, Love, Snow White

451
00:33:04,963 --> 00:33:06,765
What is it?

452
00:33:06,765 --> 00:33:08,199
He's the living BaBysister

453
00:33:08,199 --> 00:33:09,567
Where is the BaBy?

454
00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:13,560
Yeah, you're too kind, Snow,
But i can't accept this

455
00:33:13,805 --> 00:33:16,107
Thank nothing But i got 6 more at home

456
00:33:16,107 --> 00:33:17,442
What did he do?

457
00:33:17,442 --> 00:33:18,777
The cleaning

458
00:33:18,777 --> 00:33:19,778
The feeding

459
00:33:19,778 --> 00:33:22,013
What's the second i suppose to do?

460
00:33:22,013 --> 00:33:25,278
Well, now you have plenty of time
to working on your marriage

461
00:33:25,317 --> 00:33:28,946
chi, thanks upon all and what's
that suppose to mean?

462
00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:32,678
come on, Fiona, now you know what happen

463
00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:37,629
You're tire all the time,
you're start letting yourself go

464
00:33:37,629 --> 00:33:39,064
Stress much

465
00:33:39,064 --> 00:33:42,192
Say goodBye to Romeo

466
00:33:42,901 --> 00:33:46,838
l'm sorry But...
how many of you have kids?

467
00:33:46,838 --> 00:33:52,504
She's right, a BaBy is only gonna shrank
them the love that Shrek and Fiona have

468
00:33:52,744 --> 00:33:55,580
How do Shrek reacted when you told him?
Tell me

469
00:33:55,580 --> 00:34:00,483
Well, when he first found out,
Shrek said...

470
00:34:12,697 --> 00:34:17,498
l with my new friends to
our happily ever after!

471
00:34:22,607 --> 00:34:25,804
Now! Arm away!

472
00:34:41,359 --> 00:34:44,496
Well...it doesn't Peter pan?

473
00:34:44,496 --> 00:34:47,090
His name is not Peter

474
00:35:05,650 --> 00:35:09,086
Enough! Turn to castle!

475
00:35:27,305 --> 00:35:29,107
...i took care of the BaBy!

476
00:35:29,107 --> 00:35:32,338
EveryBody stay calm!
We're all gonna die!

477
00:35:36,681 --> 00:35:38,478
Everyone in, now!

478
00:35:38,683 --> 00:35:42,016
come on, look some Back into it, people!

479
00:35:44,422 --> 00:35:46,024
We don't have time, now go

480
00:35:46,024 --> 00:35:47,958
Quickly, ladies

481
00:36:07,445 --> 00:36:09,948
Where are Shrek and Fiona?

482
00:36:09,948 --> 00:36:11,549
Name doesn't ring a Bell

483
00:36:11,549 --> 00:36:13,744
Yeah, no Bell

484
00:36:13,952 --> 00:36:19,958
l suggest you freak cooperate
with the new king of far far away

485
00:36:19,958 --> 00:36:24,224
You only think you ever
gonna Be king of this king of the stupid

486
00:36:24,496 --> 00:36:26,293
Hock, right

487
00:36:26,598 --> 00:36:27,860
That's a cookie

488
00:36:31,469 --> 00:36:33,562
You die or talking

489
00:36:55,960 --> 00:37:01,533
Lollipop Be the sweet trip
to the Kelly shop

490
00:37:01,533 --> 00:37:05,436
You, you can't lie

491
00:37:05,436 --> 00:37:09,600
So tell me, puppet, where is Shrek?

492
00:37:11,676 --> 00:37:15,203
Well, i don't know where is he now

493
00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:18,010
And you telling me you
don't know where Shrek is?

494
00:37:19,384 --> 00:37:24,756
...assume that i could exactly not say
it, that's a normal personal in Shrek

495
00:37:24,756 --> 00:37:26,524
So you do know where he is?

496
00:37:26,524 --> 00:37:31,188
On the country, and possiBly more less
or not, Dapli reject in the idea

497
00:37:31,396 --> 00:37:35,133
There's no where with any
amount of certain either i...

498
00:37:35,133 --> 00:37:37,601
Stop it!
-l do not know where he proBaBly Be...

499
00:37:39,237 --> 00:37:46,939
...where he isn't, and he's isn't
that where, i knew he was...

500
00:37:47,745 --> 00:37:49,080
Enough!

501
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,743
Shrek is going Bring Back the next air

502
00:37:55,086 --> 00:37:56,788
He's Bring him Back the next air

503
00:37:56,788 --> 00:37:58,722
No!

504
00:37:59,457 --> 00:38:02,927
Hook, get rid of this new king
-Alright

505
00:38:02,927 --> 00:38:04,792
And Bring Shrek to me

506
00:38:05,029 --> 00:38:08,089
l've something special you mind for him

507
00:38:11,936 --> 00:38:13,597
Oh, Boy

508
00:38:23,615 --> 00:38:24,949
l can't Believe it

509
00:38:24,949 --> 00:38:26,473
Me a king?

510
00:38:26,784 --> 00:38:29,988
l mean i knew i came from oversea at all But i just figure...

511
00:38:29,988 --> 00:38:33,358
...that you all forgot aBout me
-Oh, no

512
00:38:33,358 --> 00:38:36,227
ln fact, the king ask for you personally

513
00:38:36,227 --> 00:38:37,785
Really?

514
00:38:39,831 --> 00:38:42,533
Look, i know it's all
gonna Be funny game

515
00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:45,127
lt's reallr a funny game actually

516
00:38:45,370 --> 00:38:48,601
Sure you have to die the few
hero launch a ship or two

517
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:53,478
By the way, make sure you hit Boat
just right with the Bottle

518
00:38:53,478 --> 00:38:56,709
Boat with the Bottle? Any idiot can
have it Boat with the Bottle

519
00:38:57,181 --> 00:39:00,118
Well, i heard it hundred than it's look

520
00:39:00,118 --> 00:39:07,615
Well, this is gonna Be huge party,
princesses, castle, pricesses

521
00:39:07,825 --> 00:39:10,395
lt's gonna Be great party,
you Been living in the level luxury

522
00:39:10,395 --> 00:39:12,625
They got the final ship to look around...

523
00:39:13,031 --> 00:39:15,833
Unfortunately,
you have that all for your food tester

524
00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:17,568
Oh, yeah, what do they do?

525
00:39:17,568 --> 00:39:22,528
They test the food Before the king eat
to make sure that it's not poison

526
00:39:22,774 --> 00:39:24,976
Poison?
-Or too salty

527
00:39:24,976 --> 00:39:28,513
Don't worry aBout it, you will Be save
and sound with the Body guard

528
00:39:28,513 --> 00:39:30,148
Body guard?
-All of them

529
00:39:30,148 --> 00:39:34,346
Willing in the moment just to lay down
their own life, out of emotion to you

530
00:39:35,553 --> 00:39:39,114
And the whole kingdom will look to you
for wisdom and guides

531
00:39:39,524 --> 00:39:42,026
Just make sure they don't have favor
-Or play

532
00:39:42,026 --> 00:39:43,194
Oh, play is Bad

533
00:39:43,194 --> 00:39:46,061
coffin in the growning,
they're fastening source

534
00:39:47,365 --> 00:39:52,598
Fastening source, hey,
you're one funny kitty cat

535
00:39:52,837 --> 00:39:53,805
What did they said?

536
00:39:53,805 --> 00:39:56,330
We don't want Arthy here
getting the wrong idea

537
00:39:57,709 --> 00:39:59,370
Arthy?

538
00:40:08,953 --> 00:40:10,716
What is this look like?

539
00:40:14,025 --> 00:40:15,993
Really, it is up to you

540
00:40:16,227 --> 00:40:19,230
But i don't know anything
aBout Being king

541
00:40:19,230 --> 00:40:21,221
You are underjoke

542
00:40:22,934 --> 00:40:25,737
Sorry to disappoint you
But l'm going Back

543
00:40:25,737 --> 00:40:29,264
Back to what? To Being a loser?

544
00:40:31,609 --> 00:40:33,702
Now look what you did

545
00:40:34,145 --> 00:40:35,703
Look what i did?

546
00:40:38,816 --> 00:40:40,807
Shrek!

547
00:40:52,463 --> 00:40:55,261
Land hold

548
00:41:09,914 --> 00:41:12,650
Oh, nice going Your Highnest

549
00:41:12,650 --> 00:41:16,420
So now what's Your Highnest?
What happened to loser?

550
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:19,123
Hey! lf you think this is
getting you out of anything

551
00:41:19,123 --> 00:41:21,990
Well, it isn't, we're heading Back to
far far away one way or another

552
00:41:24,228 --> 00:41:26,798
And you're gonna Be a father

553
00:41:26,798 --> 00:41:28,390
What?

554
00:41:29,033 --> 00:41:30,201
You just said father

555
00:41:30,201 --> 00:41:33,304
You are...i said king,
you're gonna Be king

556
00:41:33,304 --> 00:41:36,671
You're gotta Be king! Yeah, right

557
00:41:37,341 --> 00:41:38,943
Where do you think you're going?

558
00:41:38,943 --> 00:41:42,880
Far far away from you
-You get Back here, young man

559
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,347
And i mean it

560
00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:48,052
Boss, i don't think he's give me Book

561
00:41:48,052 --> 00:41:51,455
MayBe it's for the Best,
he's not exactly king material

562
00:41:51,455 --> 00:41:54,659
When will you play and telling him that
you will suppose to Be king

563
00:41:54,659 --> 00:41:57,651
Oh, come on, why will i do that?

564
00:41:57,895 --> 00:42:00,659
Beside, he'll Be 10 times Better than me

565
00:42:00,932 --> 00:42:03,334
Hold...Shrek, then you gonna
have to change her

566
00:42:03,334 --> 00:42:05,802
Your tactic is you want to
get anyway with this kid

567
00:42:07,305 --> 00:42:09,535
You're right, Donkey

568
00:42:11,442 --> 00:42:13,342
Waiting out of this

569
00:42:13,544 --> 00:42:14,445
Shrek!

570
00:42:14,445 --> 00:42:18,677
Oh, come on, it's just ajoke, still

571
00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:44,242
Listen, Arthy, if you think this whole
mad seem out door i feel to you

572
00:42:44,242 --> 00:42:48,379
l mean, l'm not trying to get upon grill
or raise your rules or whatever

573
00:42:48,379 --> 00:42:52,247
What am i asking is
you check out this...

574
00:42:54,218 --> 00:42:58,154
l mean, it doesn't glove
or what am i saying is...

575
00:42:58,389 --> 00:43:01,926
Oh, you did it, you know,
you're getting on my last nail

576
00:43:01,926 --> 00:43:05,555
And then i will know it's last

577
00:43:07,064 --> 00:43:08,199
SomeBody help!

578
00:43:08,199 --> 00:43:11,002
l Been kidnapped By a monster
trying to relate to me!

579
00:43:11,002 --> 00:43:12,403
Arthy, Arthy, wait....!

580
00:43:12,403 --> 00:43:14,871
come on, come on, help

581
00:43:16,507 --> 00:43:20,111
Greeting can't made
children of the universe

582
00:43:20,111 --> 00:43:26,884
Welcome to my circus, please leave
a name outside the helling voted

583
00:43:26,884 --> 00:43:28,784
And now good day

584
00:43:34,358 --> 00:43:37,122
l knew i shouldn't got that warranty

585
00:43:40,097 --> 00:43:41,532
Mister in lsland

586
00:43:41,532 --> 00:43:43,100
You know his guy?

587
00:43:43,100 --> 00:43:47,662
Yeah, he was the school magic teacher,
until he had his nervous Breakdown

588
00:43:47,905 --> 00:43:51,142
Technically, i was million of victon
of a level free for tea

589
00:43:51,142 --> 00:43:53,444
And out of the request, it's gotta piss

590
00:43:53,444 --> 00:43:55,980
And the school authority are
return to the inequality of...

591
00:43:55,980 --> 00:43:59,416
...nature to discover my divine purpose

592
00:44:01,018 --> 00:44:04,588
Now, come on
interest on snack or Beverage

593
00:44:04,588 --> 00:44:05,656
No

594
00:44:05,656 --> 00:44:09,217
Sure you don't want to try my famous,
rocker grant

595
00:44:13,264 --> 00:44:15,960
Oh, thanks, i just eat a
Border on the way in

596
00:44:16,167 --> 00:44:19,170
What we need is direction
Back to far far away

597
00:44:19,170 --> 00:44:21,468
What with the we?
Who said i was going with you?

598
00:44:21,839 --> 00:44:24,809
Oh, i did, cause there's a lot
people counting on you

599
00:44:24,809 --> 00:44:26,310
So don't try with a lot of this

600
00:44:26,310 --> 00:44:28,870
lf it's such a great joB,
why don't you do it

601
00:44:29,113 --> 00:44:33,050
Understand this kid, it's no more
mister nice guy from here or now

602
00:44:33,050 --> 00:44:35,553
Oh, that was your mister nice guy?

603
00:44:35,553 --> 00:44:38,122
l know, and l'm gonna met some

604
00:44:38,122 --> 00:44:42,126
You know what, why don't you go
terrorize a village and leave me alone

605
00:44:42,126 --> 00:44:44,560
Oh, is that some kind
of cracker out Ogus

606
00:44:44,829 --> 00:44:48,287
You got your little highnest to
far far away Before i kick it down

607
00:44:48,499 --> 00:44:50,490
Now, which way am i kick it?

608
00:44:50,835 --> 00:44:55,898
Oh, i couldn't tell you But since you at
the myth of self destructive rage

609
00:44:56,107 --> 00:44:58,175
lt will Becoming an irresponsiBle

610
00:44:58,175 --> 00:45:02,413
Self destructive rage? Look,
are you gonna help us or not?

611
00:45:02,413 --> 00:45:08,352
Most definitely, But only after you
take the journey to your soul

612
00:45:08,519 --> 00:45:09,687
Yeah, i don't think so

613
00:45:09,687 --> 00:45:14,454
Look, pal, it's either there or some
prima scream there will Be

614
00:45:17,128 --> 00:45:18,652
Alright, alright, journey to this soul

615
00:45:19,430 --> 00:45:27,269
Now, all of you, look, into the far
of truth and tell me, what you see?

616
00:45:29,907 --> 00:45:36,278
Oh, it's a rage, okay, i see a...

617
00:45:36,614 --> 00:45:39,674
Okay on the step, go for it

618
00:45:48,159 --> 00:45:51,195
l see a rainBow porny
-Excellent work

619
00:45:51,195 --> 00:45:52,229
Now the Boy

620
00:45:52,229 --> 00:45:53,764
This is lame
-Ow!

621
00:45:53,764 --> 00:45:56,358
You're lame, just go for it

622
00:45:57,368 --> 00:46:03,864
Okay, there's a BaBy Bird and
a father Bird sitting in the nest

623
00:46:04,075 --> 00:46:07,044
Yes, yes, stay with it, stay with it

624
00:46:07,278 --> 00:46:12,341
Wait, the dad just flow away,
why did it leave the little Bird alone?

625
00:46:12,616 --> 00:46:16,211
lt trying to fly But it doesn't
know how to...

626
00:46:16,554 --> 00:46:19,648
lt's gonna fuck!

627
00:46:25,229 --> 00:46:27,356
Really mess up

628
00:46:30,301 --> 00:46:36,638
Yeah, yeah, okay, i get it,
the Bird is me, my dad left, so what?

629
00:46:47,351 --> 00:46:52,288
Look, Arthy

630
00:46:54,391 --> 00:46:57,561
Just little might help sad the mood

631
00:46:57,561 --> 00:47:01,520
You know for your pink
heart to heart chat

632
00:47:09,173 --> 00:47:14,201
l know what it's like to not feel
ready for something

633
00:47:14,612 --> 00:47:17,843
Even old girl get scare

634
00:47:18,048 --> 00:47:22,610
You know, once a little while

635
00:47:22,786 --> 00:47:26,620
l know you want me to Be
king But i can't

636
00:47:26,790 --> 00:47:30,282
l'm not cut out for it and
l never will Be, alright

637
00:47:30,528 --> 00:47:33,122
Either my own dad know
i was in that trouBle

638
00:47:33,364 --> 00:47:39,132
He taught me at that school
the first chance he got...

639
00:47:40,738 --> 00:47:45,141
My dad wasn't really
the fathery type either

640
00:47:45,342 --> 00:47:48,209
Well, i douBt he was lost the mind

641
00:47:48,412 --> 00:47:54,578
Oh, yeah, my father wasn't old guard,
he tried to eat me

642
00:47:54,752 --> 00:47:56,887
Now i guess i should to see it coming

643
00:47:56,887 --> 00:47:59,981
Use to give me a Bath in BarBecue sauce
and put me Bevern in my mouth

644
00:48:03,327 --> 00:48:06,091
Okay, i guess that's pretty Bad

645
00:48:07,831 --> 00:48:13,064
You know, it may Be hard to Believe what
with my oBvious charm and good look

646
00:48:13,370 --> 00:48:17,041
But people used to think l'm a monster

647
00:48:17,041 --> 00:48:21,705
And for the long time, i Believe them

648
00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:27,318
But after a while, you learn to ignore
the name that people called you

649
00:48:27,318 --> 00:48:31,448
And he just trust who you are

650
00:48:32,256 --> 00:48:36,386
You know, you're okay, Shrek

651
00:48:36,627 --> 00:48:41,291
You just need to do a little less
yelling and use a little more soap

652
00:48:41,498 --> 00:48:43,100
Thanks, Arthy

653
00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:47,264
The soap Because you stink, really Bad

654
00:48:47,938 --> 00:48:51,032
Yeah, i got that

655
00:48:54,645 --> 00:48:56,272
Oh, this place is...

656
00:49:00,451 --> 00:49:03,320
l'm sorry But this is just
isn't working for me

657
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,957
Everything always aBout you, isn't?

658
00:49:06,957 --> 00:49:09,660
So like your attitude to helping smell
-Well, it mayBe just Bother you...

659
00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:12,229
...that i was loaded fairest in the land

660
00:49:12,229 --> 00:49:15,399
You mean the net ring election
-Oh, give me a Break

661
00:49:15,399 --> 00:49:19,961
Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
let down the golden extention

662
00:49:20,170 --> 00:49:25,699
Lady, let go of your pity complain
and let's work together

663
00:49:28,746 --> 00:49:31,482
So, i guess the plan is
we just wonder aimlessly...

664
00:49:31,482 --> 00:49:35,452
...in this stink hole until we rust
-No, we gonna get inside

665
00:49:35,452 --> 00:49:37,988
And find out what charming up to

666
00:49:37,988 --> 00:49:40,924
l know he's ajerk in
everything But i got it...

667
00:49:40,924 --> 00:49:45,327
...charming next me harded than show i

668
00:49:45,729 --> 00:49:47,924
That's it

669
00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:16,694
come on, this way

670
00:50:16,694 --> 00:50:18,355
Rapunzel, wait

671
00:50:27,538 --> 00:50:29,369
charming, let go of her

672
00:50:29,606 --> 00:50:32,439
But why would i want to do that?

673
00:50:37,581 --> 00:50:38,682
What?

674
00:50:38,682 --> 00:50:40,317
Say hello, ladies

675
00:50:40,317 --> 00:50:43,980
To the new queen of far far away

676
00:50:47,858 --> 00:50:49,793
Rapunzel, how could you?

677
00:50:49,793 --> 00:50:51,852
Jealous much

678
00:50:52,029 --> 00:50:54,631
Soon, you'll Be Back where you started

679
00:50:54,631 --> 00:51:02,834
Scalping floor or lock into town,
that is if i let you lost the weight

680
00:51:03,006 --> 00:51:05,909
But, Pookie, you promise
you won't hurt them

681
00:51:05,909 --> 00:51:10,744
Not here kissing with this,
that i want to discuss it later

682
00:51:10,948 --> 00:51:15,009
Now forgive us, we have a show...
-Shrek will Be Back soon, charming

683
00:51:15,285 --> 00:51:16,820
And you will Be sorry

684
00:51:16,820 --> 00:51:24,818
Sorry? Don't you realize once Shrek
set foot in far far away, he's don't

685
00:52:03,567 --> 00:52:05,669
Look out, that guy got piano!

686
00:52:05,669 --> 00:52:09,940
Kill them all, except the fat one,
King charming have...

687
00:52:09,940 --> 00:52:13,277
...something special
in mind for you, Ogre

688
00:52:13,277 --> 00:52:14,878
King charming?

689
00:52:14,878 --> 00:52:16,971
Attack!

690
00:52:22,820 --> 00:52:23,912
Arthy, down!

691
00:52:38,202 --> 00:52:39,794
Ready the tank!

692
00:52:55,219 --> 00:52:57,517
Shrek, help!

693
00:53:16,373 --> 00:53:17,508
coward!

694
00:53:17,508 --> 00:53:19,576
What has charming done with Fiona

695
00:53:19,576 --> 00:53:22,374
He's gonna get what's coming to learn

696
00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:27,173
There's nothing you can do to stop him

697
00:53:28,018 --> 00:53:31,977
We gotta save her
-But she's at far far away

698
00:53:32,189 --> 00:53:34,324
Get yourself Back to where
you should, kid

699
00:53:34,324 --> 00:53:37,694
No, Shrek, hold on a second
l've got an idea

700
00:53:37,694 --> 00:53:39,596
l'm the Buzzing Bee

701
00:53:39,596 --> 00:53:40,931
Buzz...

702
00:53:40,931 --> 00:53:44,001
Mr Merlin, they need a
spell to get them...

703
00:53:44,001 --> 00:53:47,129
l mean us, Back to far far away

704
00:53:47,371 --> 00:53:50,568
Forget it, i don't have that kind
of magic in me anyway, kid

705
00:53:50,807 --> 00:53:54,538
How aBout a hug instead, huh,
not the Best kind of magic

706
00:53:54,611 --> 00:53:59,182
Mr Merlin, i know you can do it
-Forget it

707
00:53:59,182 --> 00:54:00,740
But...

708
00:54:07,824 --> 00:54:10,657
What's...what's wrong with you?

709
00:54:10,961 --> 00:54:16,133
l just so hard, you know,
they really need to get Back,

710
00:54:16,133 --> 00:54:18,869
cause the king was in trouBle

711
00:54:18,869 --> 00:54:21,429
cause there's a really Bad man

712
00:54:21,638 --> 00:54:25,609
lt's just so hard!
-come on, take it easy

713
00:54:25,609 --> 00:54:33,417
No! l don't think you understand, there's
a mine person do thing to good people

714
00:54:33,417 --> 00:54:35,552
Oh, have a hug, old man

715
00:54:35,552 --> 00:54:38,385
lt's they really need your
help to get them Back

716
00:54:38,655 --> 00:54:40,282
So why won't you help them?

717
00:54:43,894 --> 00:54:47,022
Okay, l go get my thing

718
00:54:50,267 --> 00:54:51,435
Piece of cake

719
00:54:51,435 --> 00:54:55,132
Well...you want some act with that arm?

720
00:54:55,339 --> 00:54:59,276
Not arm, i arm a little rusty,
so there could Be some side effect

721
00:54:59,276 --> 00:55:00,177
Side effect?

722
00:55:00,177 --> 00:55:03,347
Don't worry, whatever it is,
no matter how, it paying for it,

723
00:55:03,347 --> 00:55:07,613
MayBe little weird off eventually,
i think...

724
00:55:09,486 --> 00:55:10,454
Oops!

725
00:55:10,454 --> 00:55:12,055
Are you sure this is a good idea?

726
00:55:12,055 --> 00:55:16,116
Look, if Arthy trust him,
that's good enough for me

727
00:55:16,593 --> 00:55:18,618
Even if he wrong doesn't quite...

728
00:55:24,001 --> 00:55:27,835
Let's help our friends get Back...

729
00:55:29,473 --> 00:55:31,100
Soon

730
00:55:37,881 --> 00:55:39,644
Wow, it's work

731
00:55:48,525 --> 00:55:51,722
Man, i haven't Been to a trip
like this since college

732
00:55:52,029 --> 00:55:53,630
Donkey?

733
00:55:53,630 --> 00:55:54,531
What?

734
00:55:54,531 --> 00:55:56,260
ls there some mint in my teeth

735
00:55:57,801 --> 00:55:59,136
What the...oh

736
00:55:59,136 --> 00:56:00,000
No!

737
00:56:06,009 --> 00:56:09,877
At least you don't look like some
kinda Blocks at road side

738
00:56:10,113 --> 00:56:11,948
You really should think aBout going
on a diet

739
00:56:11,948 --> 00:56:14,217
Yeah, you should think aBout
giving yourself a pass

740
00:56:14,217 --> 00:56:15,786
l'll Be all exposed

741
00:56:15,786 --> 00:56:17,219
Nasty

742
00:56:18,789 --> 00:56:21,383
So, you think this's funny?

743
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,095
l'm really sorry, guys

744
00:56:25,095 --> 00:56:26,163
Don't Be

745
00:56:26,163 --> 00:56:27,892
You got us Back, kid

746
00:56:33,403 --> 00:56:35,672
Tight in the hands, christian Handerson

747
00:56:35,672 --> 00:56:37,240
Am l supposed to parade around

748
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:39,367
ln these goofy Boots
-Yeah...

749
00:56:39,609 --> 00:56:41,941
You're very careful, we thought

750
00:56:42,813 --> 00:56:46,146
Did you work that way mayBe
my Blink By the fighters

751
00:56:46,817 --> 00:56:49,285
Oh you'll learn the control that

752
00:56:51,788 --> 00:56:53,517
Seriously

753
00:57:07,838 --> 00:57:09,328
Pinocchio

754
00:57:10,307 --> 00:57:11,274
Pinocchio?

755
00:57:11,274 --> 00:57:13,105
Help me
-What's happened?

756
00:57:15,712 --> 00:57:18,381
...revealed the treasure and got away

757
00:57:18,381 --> 00:57:20,815
And you'll see....
-See what...?

758
00:57:22,486 --> 00:57:23,553
Puss

759
00:57:23,553 --> 00:57:24,888
Loan me 5 Bucks

760
00:57:24,888 --> 00:57:27,190
come on Puss, you hear the man help
the Butt out

761
00:57:27,190 --> 00:57:29,385
Did you see any pockets on me?

762
00:57:29,593 --> 00:57:31,720
Hold on a second

763
00:57:33,663 --> 00:57:36,291
l've no idea, really

764
00:57:37,134 --> 00:57:38,260
l swear

765
00:57:39,469 --> 00:57:41,671
Pinocchio, where is Fiona?

766
00:57:41,671 --> 00:57:43,940
She gotta walk away some place secret

767
00:57:43,940 --> 00:57:45,342
You gotta find her

768
00:57:45,342 --> 00:57:47,776
He's proBaBly getting ready for the show

769
00:57:47,978 --> 00:57:49,513
Wait...Pinocchio

770
00:57:49,513 --> 00:57:51,674
What show?

771
00:57:58,188 --> 00:58:00,857
Shrek's final performance?

772
00:58:00,857 --> 00:58:02,325
Oh Shrek?

773
00:58:02,325 --> 00:58:04,987
You didn't tell us you were in a play

774
00:58:05,195 --> 00:58:08,532
Well, i guess i've Been so Busy,
i've forgot to mention it

775
00:58:08,532 --> 00:58:11,126
lt's the old guy, get it

776
00:58:11,501 --> 00:58:15,267
Don't look, i got this

777
00:58:20,377 --> 00:58:22,038
Get it

778
00:58:23,246 --> 00:58:27,083
Look...don't you know who
he thinks he is?

779
00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:28,385
How dare you?

780
00:58:28,385 --> 00:58:33,015
Donkey's dealing with them
-He's a star, people, hello?

781
00:58:33,223 --> 00:58:36,386
l'm so sorry aBout this, Shrek
-l'm gonna lose it

782
00:58:36,793 --> 00:58:38,886
l assume you've everything
ready for tonite?

783
00:58:39,095 --> 00:58:40,790
You did get the list from the dressing
room

784
00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:47,437
Oh and please tell me you at least have
the Honeypinno honey Butter

785
00:58:47,437 --> 00:58:52,340
Our kind can't get into its emotional
state without a Honeypinno honey Butter

786
00:58:52,576 --> 00:58:53,877
l've just lost it

787
00:58:53,877 --> 00:58:57,314
Oh mayBe i should just talk to Nancy
in Human Resources?

788
00:58:57,314 --> 00:58:59,216
We've much to say to Nancy

789
00:58:59,216 --> 00:59:00,911
l promise

790
00:59:02,452 --> 00:59:05,522
With this sword...

791
00:59:05,522 --> 00:59:09,982
With this sword i do smelting

792
00:59:11,027 --> 00:59:12,824
Rite word, smelt

793
00:59:13,563 --> 00:59:15,190
l haven't even seen that word

794
00:59:15,432 --> 00:59:16,126
You guys should just ...

795
00:59:17,934 --> 00:59:19,333
Let's try this again

796
00:59:20,604 --> 00:59:24,768
...Shrek attacks me l pretend to
Be afraid

797
00:59:25,008 --> 00:59:26,839
l'll say find the king

798
00:59:27,244 --> 00:59:28,905
...they deserve die

799
00:59:31,047 --> 00:59:33,607
This stuff isn't real enough yet

800
00:59:35,051 --> 00:59:37,281
Who told you to stop dancing?

801
00:59:38,588 --> 00:59:41,716
What are you laying around for? get up!

802
00:59:50,734 --> 00:59:53,931
Happily ever after nearly complete,
mummy

803
00:59:54,137 --> 00:59:56,162
l assure you

804
00:59:56,373 --> 01:00:02,369
The people of this kingdom'll pay
dearly for every second

805
01:00:02,545 --> 01:00:05,207
But you had to wait

806
01:00:05,949 --> 01:00:07,317
Break a leg

807
01:00:07,317 --> 01:00:10,287
But on 2nd thought let me
Break it for you

808
01:00:10,287 --> 01:00:11,621
Thanks goodness you're here

809
01:00:11,621 --> 01:00:14,988
l was Beginning to think you might
not make it Back in time

810
01:00:15,225 --> 01:00:16,593
Where's Fiona?

811
01:00:16,593 --> 01:00:17,827
Don't worry

812
01:00:17,827 --> 01:00:19,429
She and the others're safe

813
01:00:19,429 --> 01:00:21,158
For now

814
01:00:29,973 --> 01:00:32,642
Let me guess

815
01:00:32,642 --> 01:00:34,077
Arthur

816
01:00:34,077 --> 01:00:36,068
lt's Arthie, actually

817
01:00:36,246 --> 01:00:41,809
This Boy's supposed to Be the
new king of far far away

818
01:00:43,186 --> 01:00:44,621
How pathetic

819
01:00:44,621 --> 01:00:47,057
Now stand still, so i won't make it mess

820
01:00:47,057 --> 01:00:48,558
charming, stop

821
01:00:48,558 --> 01:00:51,094
l'm here now, you got what you wanted

822
01:00:51,094 --> 01:00:53,460
This isn't aBout him

823
01:00:53,697 --> 01:00:55,460
Then who's this aBout?

824
01:00:55,632 --> 01:00:57,067
l'm supposed to Be king

825
01:00:57,067 --> 01:00:58,864
Rite?

826
01:00:59,102 --> 01:01:02,472
You're really next in line to the throne

827
01:01:02,472 --> 01:01:05,066
Ok, l was

828
01:01:05,275 --> 01:01:08,540
But you said the king asked for
me personally

829
01:01:08,812 --> 01:01:10,370
Not exactly

830
01:01:10,613 --> 01:01:11,773
What's that supposed to mean?

831
01:01:12,082 --> 01:01:14,551
Look, i said whatever i had to say,
alrite?

832
01:01:14,551 --> 01:01:16,086
l wasn't rite for the joB

833
01:01:16,086 --> 01:01:18,855
So i just needed some fools to
replace me

834
01:01:18,855 --> 01:01:21,958
And you fit the Bill

835
01:01:21,958 --> 01:01:23,323
So, just go

836
01:01:25,628 --> 01:01:27,263
You were playing me the whole time

837
01:01:27,263 --> 01:01:29,231
You catch on real fast, kid

838
01:01:29,499 --> 01:01:33,401
MayBe you aren't as Big as a
loser as i thought

839
01:01:38,875 --> 01:01:40,110
You know...

840
01:01:40,110 --> 01:01:41,805
For a minute there

841
01:01:42,278 --> 01:01:43,880
l actually thought you...
-What?

842
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,648
That he cared aBout you?

843
01:01:45,648 --> 01:01:47,317
He is an Ogre

844
01:01:47,317 --> 01:01:49,877
What did you expect?

845
01:01:59,162 --> 01:02:04,225
You really do have a way with
children, Shrek

846
01:03:08,932 --> 01:03:12,202
Had we just stayed put like i suggested
we can Be sipping tea outta little...

847
01:03:12,202 --> 01:03:15,405
Hot shaped cup
-Yeah, hot shaped cup

848
01:03:15,405 --> 01:03:16,706
And eating crumpets

849
01:03:16,706 --> 01:03:18,274
Smother with logan Berries

850
01:03:18,274 --> 01:03:20,076
Yeah, oh logan Berries

851
01:03:20,076 --> 01:03:21,845
Shut up, cindy
-Yeah, shut up

852
01:03:21,845 --> 01:03:23,446
No, you shut up

853
01:03:23,446 --> 01:03:24,647
Just stay outta this

854
01:03:24,647 --> 01:03:27,617
Who cares who's running the
kingdom anyway

855
01:03:27,617 --> 01:03:28,918
l care

856
01:03:28,918 --> 01:03:32,115
And you should all care too

857
01:03:32,322 --> 01:03:34,415
Hey...

858
01:03:38,461 --> 01:03:40,196
Donkey?
-Princess

859
01:03:40,196 --> 01:03:41,128
Puss?

860
01:03:42,332 --> 01:03:43,666
But i'm Puss

861
01:03:43,666 --> 01:03:46,469
Stuck here inside this hideous Buddy
-And l'm me

862
01:03:46,469 --> 01:03:47,637
But your....

863
01:03:47,637 --> 01:03:49,839
l know...everything's a little
fruity look rite now

864
01:03:49,839 --> 01:03:50,874
But what happened is...

865
01:03:50,874 --> 01:03:51,975
We went to high school

866
01:03:51,975 --> 01:03:52,964
And the Boat crashed

867
01:03:55,645 --> 01:03:58,136
You poor sweet things

868
01:03:58,314 --> 01:03:59,616
l don't get it

869
01:03:59,616 --> 01:04:02,152
That cat turned into a little horses
smells like feet

870
01:04:02,152 --> 01:04:03,517
What do you guess?

871
01:04:04,654 --> 01:04:05,955
Where's Shrek?

872
01:04:05,955 --> 01:04:07,157
charming got him, Princess

873
01:04:07,157 --> 01:04:11,321
And he plans for killing Shrek
tonite in front of the whole kingdom

874
01:04:11,528 --> 01:04:13,052
Alrite everyone

875
01:04:13,296 --> 01:04:15,457
We needa find a way out now

876
01:04:15,665 --> 01:04:16,766
You're rite

877
01:04:16,766 --> 01:04:20,133
Ladies, assume the positions

878
01:04:23,706 --> 01:04:25,970
What are you doing?

879
01:04:26,276 --> 01:04:27,675
Waiting to Be rescued

880
01:04:27,877 --> 01:04:29,212
You gotta Be kidding me

881
01:04:29,212 --> 01:04:30,747
What do you expect us to do?

882
01:04:30,747 --> 01:04:32,374
We just 4

883
01:04:32,582 --> 01:04:35,785
l mean 3, super hot princesses

884
01:04:35,785 --> 01:04:37,187
2 circus freaks

885
01:04:37,187 --> 01:04:40,782
A pregnant old gal and then an old lady

886
01:04:40,990 --> 01:04:42,753
Excuse me

887
01:04:43,026 --> 01:04:47,622
Old lady coming thru

888
01:04:53,736 --> 01:04:55,533
Mum

889
01:04:55,939 --> 01:04:59,909
You didn't actually think you got your
fighting skill from your father, did you?

890
01:04:59,909 --> 01:05:01,077
Excuse me?

891
01:05:01,077 --> 01:05:04,308
l think there's still 1 more

892
01:05:13,089 --> 01:05:16,718
Why don't you just lay down?

893
01:05:18,027 --> 01:05:20,723
Ok, gals, from here on out

894
01:05:21,197 --> 01:05:23,358
We're gonna take care of those ourselves

895
01:05:40,483 --> 01:05:41,814
Ladies and gentlemen

896
01:05:50,793 --> 01:05:53,887
Hey no food and Beverages in theater

897
01:06:08,011 --> 01:06:09,740
Thanks everyone

898
01:06:14,851 --> 01:06:15,885
Easy

899
01:06:15,885 --> 01:06:19,821
Sorry, i guess just show off
for little ones

900
01:06:20,356 --> 01:06:22,659
lt's ''Bring your kids to work'' day

901
01:06:22,659 --> 01:06:24,923
come here, Beautiful

902
01:06:26,829 --> 01:06:31,367
Well, she's got your eye

903
01:06:31,367 --> 01:06:34,604
Who would've thought a master
like me deserves something...

904
01:06:34,604 --> 01:06:37,732
Special as you

905
01:08:00,957 --> 01:08:02,788
Move it, go...!

906
01:08:57,980 --> 01:08:59,048
BaBy...

907
01:08:59,048 --> 01:09:00,572
Hey how's going?

908
01:09:10,426 --> 01:09:12,361
Hold for the game, all is clear

909
01:09:12,361 --> 01:09:13,930
Alrite, people, let's do this thing

910
01:09:13,930 --> 01:09:15,522
Go team Dynamite

911
01:09:15,731 --> 01:09:18,935
l thought we agreed with go By the
name of the team supercool?

912
01:09:18,935 --> 01:09:20,994
lt was team Awesome

913
01:09:21,304 --> 01:09:24,171
l thought it was team Alpha Wolf
Squadrom. -Alrite...

914
01:09:24,774 --> 01:09:29,541
We've to Be known as team Alpha Super
Awesome cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron

915
01:09:30,713 --> 01:09:33,944
That sounds strange the gal over
there staring at us

916
01:09:36,319 --> 01:09:37,987
Wait...

917
01:09:37,987 --> 01:09:39,887
Where's the fire, senor?

918
01:09:40,089 --> 01:09:41,991
Oh please don't act so innocent

919
01:09:41,991 --> 01:09:44,460
You Both knew what was going
on the whole time

920
01:09:44,460 --> 01:09:45,995
And you kept it for yourself

921
01:09:45,995 --> 01:09:47,597
Arthie, it isn't like it's seeing

922
01:09:47,597 --> 01:09:48,965
lt isn't?

923
01:09:48,965 --> 01:09:50,733
l think it seems pretty clear

924
01:09:50,733 --> 01:09:52,034
He was using me

925
01:09:52,034 --> 01:09:53,369
That's all there's to it

926
01:09:53,369 --> 01:09:54,604
Using you?

927
01:09:54,604 --> 01:09:55,972
Man, you really don't get it

928
01:09:55,972 --> 01:09:59,339
Shrek only said those things to
protect you

929
01:09:59,609 --> 01:10:02,134
charming was gonna kill you, alrite?

930
01:10:02,378 --> 01:10:06,007
Shrek saved your life

931
01:10:14,857 --> 01:10:17,087
Kill the spot

932
01:11:53,656 --> 01:11:57,217
Who's this terriBly ugly Beast
who so rudely intervenes?

933
01:12:08,471 --> 01:12:09,805
Oh Boy

934
01:12:09,805 --> 01:12:13,866
You're aBout to enter a world of pain

935
01:12:21,450 --> 01:12:28,947
Well, it can't Be anymore painful
than a lousy performance you're giving

936
01:12:29,925 --> 01:12:32,860
Prepare thou Beast

937
01:12:33,129 --> 01:12:35,698
Prepare thou Beast

938
01:12:35,698 --> 01:12:37,033
Your time is done

939
01:12:37,033 --> 01:12:40,366
lf you don't mind could you
kill me and then sing

940
01:12:41,470 --> 01:12:43,172
Be quiet

941
01:12:43,172 --> 01:12:45,402
Oh come on, i'm just having fun with you

942
01:12:45,574 --> 01:12:48,941
That's actually a very nicely ataunt
-Thank you

943
01:12:49,178 --> 01:12:54,250
Did they come in men's sides?

944
01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:56,275
That Being funny

945
01:13:00,723 --> 01:13:07,930
Now, you finally what's like to have
everything you worked for...

946
01:13:07,930 --> 01:13:09,198
Everything

947
01:13:09,198 --> 01:13:14,170
That's precious to you taken away

948
01:13:14,170 --> 01:13:16,195
Now you know how i felt

949
01:13:58,748 --> 01:14:00,249
Hey honey

950
01:14:00,249 --> 01:14:03,385
Sorry we're late,
are you ok?

951
01:14:03,385 --> 01:14:06,843
Much Better now that you're here

952
01:14:07,957 --> 01:14:13,829
So? charming you wanna let me
outta this so we can settle this 2 men?

953
01:14:13,829 --> 01:14:15,464
That sounds fun

954
01:14:15,464 --> 01:14:18,126
But i've a Better idea

955
01:14:33,282 --> 01:14:34,416
Fiona!

956
01:14:34,416 --> 01:14:35,684
Let go off me!

957
01:14:35,684 --> 01:14:38,812
Don't ruin things this time, Ogre

958
01:14:39,021 --> 01:14:40,955
Kill it

959
01:14:43,759 --> 01:14:47,593
EveryBody stop!

960
01:14:48,230 --> 01:14:49,965
What is it now?

961
01:14:49,965 --> 01:14:52,991
Arthie?

962
01:15:00,876 --> 01:15:04,676
Who really thinks we need
to settle things this way?

963
01:15:07,516 --> 01:15:11,145
You're telling me you just wanna
Be villains your whole lives

964
01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:13,055
But we're villains

965
01:15:13,055 --> 01:15:15,023
The only thing we know

966
01:15:15,257 --> 01:15:17,919
Didn't you ever wish you could Be
something else?

967
01:15:18,127 --> 01:15:19,822
Well, its easy for you to say

968
01:15:21,397 --> 01:15:24,696
You moron don't listen to him,
attack them!

969
01:15:25,935 --> 01:15:30,235
..these all come By his word,
we all well against you

970
01:15:31,106 --> 01:15:33,809
Ok, fair enough, you are rite

971
01:15:33,809 --> 01:15:35,811
l'm not a talking tree

972
01:15:35,811 --> 01:15:39,872
But you know a good friend of
mine once told me

973
01:15:40,115 --> 01:15:45,382
That just Because people treat you
like a villain or an Ogre

974
01:15:45,821 --> 01:15:48,949
Orjust some losers

975
01:15:49,191 --> 01:15:52,354
lt doesn't mean you're 1

976
01:15:53,762 --> 01:15:55,923
The thing that matters most

977
01:15:56,131 --> 01:15:57,967
ls what you think of yourself

978
01:15:57,967 --> 01:15:59,735
lf there's something you really want

979
01:15:59,735 --> 01:16:02,295
Or someone you really wanna Be

980
01:16:02,471 --> 01:16:06,308
That the only person standing
in your way is you

981
01:16:06,308 --> 01:16:08,377
Me?
-Get him, lads

982
01:16:08,377 --> 01:16:11,346
No...what i mean is...

983
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:15,746
Each of you is standing in your own way

984
01:16:19,088 --> 01:16:21,724
l've always wanted to play the flute

985
01:16:21,724 --> 01:16:25,319
l'd like to open up a spa in France

986
01:16:25,527 --> 01:16:28,087
l'd grow Daffodils...

987
01:17:18,847 --> 01:17:23,919
A new era finally Begins

988
01:17:23,919 --> 01:17:26,322
Now all of you

989
01:17:26,322 --> 01:17:29,849
Bow Before your king

990
01:17:35,097 --> 01:17:38,464
We need to work on your aim

991
01:17:39,768 --> 01:17:42,771
This was supposed to Be mine
Happily Ever After

992
01:17:42,771 --> 01:17:45,934
l guess you need to keep looking

993
01:17:47,242 --> 01:17:50,006
Because i'm not giving up mine

994
01:17:54,717 --> 01:17:55,843
Mummy?

995
01:18:07,129 --> 01:18:10,065
lt's yours if you want it, you know?

996
01:18:10,065 --> 01:18:13,899
But this time it's your choice

997
01:18:37,993 --> 01:18:43,329
Arthie....

998
01:18:44,166 --> 01:18:47,533
Excuse me, that's my seat

999
01:18:49,905 --> 01:18:52,908
The time has come to ratify some wrongs

1000
01:18:52,908 --> 01:18:55,544
Although i've Been enjoying this
cat Bears

1001
01:18:55,544 --> 01:18:57,774
Please say you didn't
-Alrite...

1002
01:18:59,014 --> 01:19:02,951
You're gonna feel a little pinch
possiBly some discomfort, But...

1003
01:19:02,951 --> 01:19:05,545
This should do the trick

1004
01:19:09,258 --> 01:19:12,027
Are you...

1005
01:19:12,027 --> 01:19:14,257
l made it
-l'm not you

1006
01:19:15,464 --> 01:19:18,167
Oopppss...

1007
01:19:18,167 --> 01:19:20,897
Never mind

1008
01:19:24,106 --> 01:19:25,664
What did i tell you?

1009
01:19:26,041 --> 01:19:28,444
l think the kid's gonna Be a great king

1010
01:19:28,444 --> 01:19:30,679
For what it's worth

1011
01:19:30,679 --> 01:19:33,341
You'd have to

1012
01:19:33,715 --> 01:19:37,583
l've something much more important

1013
01:20:02,010 --> 01:20:04,137
Finally

1014
01:20:18,327 --> 01:20:20,295
l feel good

1015
01:20:46,121 --> 01:20:47,679
Recipe

1016
01:21:37,105 --> 01:21:40,939
Well, what should we do now?

1017
01:21:56,225 --> 01:21:58,659
l got it

1018
01:22:04,333 --> 01:22:05,801
Hold the donkey BaBy

1019
01:22:05,801 --> 01:22:06,868
Hold the game, BaBy

1020
01:22:06,868 --> 01:22:08,062
come on

1021
01:22:29,124 --> 01:22:31,752
Let's go

1022
01:22:53,315 --> 01:22:54,543
l'm sorry

1023
01:23:21,710 --> 01:23:25,703
Hold the donkey BaBy....

1024
01:23:35,357 --> 01:23:37,291
The End

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