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Let's welcome back
our six finalists to the stage.

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They're pretty as can be,
aren't they?

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You worked hard. Your parents
worked hard. We're proud of you.

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She was born for this.

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- Her breasts are so... ample.
- She does exercises to pump 'em up.

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Guys, I'm on sexist overload
as it is. Kill the commentary.

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"In the spirit of Mother Teresa,
what will be your contribution -

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- to your community
and the world at large?"

9
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At summer's end, I plan to become
a serious actress in New York City.

10
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By entertaining the world through
art, I shall serve my country.

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Did you feed her this shit?

12
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Work it, babe!
They're eating it up.

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And this year's Croaker Queen is:
Miss Helen Shivers.

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That's my girl!

15
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That's my girlfriend!

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- How's my hair?
- Hurricane- proof.

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It's all about hair. Don't forget it
when you become a big lawyer.

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Professional women think it's all
about brains, and ignore the "do".

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The "do" is vital. Got it.

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- Are you riding with me?
- No. Tell Mom I'll be home late.

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- Is Miss Croaker gonna get sautéed?
- A twit with a wit.

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- Julie, a shooter on the house.
- I can't get past the slime.

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How about I take you out
before  ...