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Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

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Welcome to Jackass.

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Hello. I'm Johnny Knoxville

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and I'm about to rent a car.

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-What's up?
-Hi, I have a reservation.

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Okay, I need a driver's license
and a credit card.

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All right.

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I need a signature here

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that you're going to use
your coverage instead of ours.

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-ls that white one us?
-Yes.

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And we're gonna walk around it,
inspect it together.

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Looks pretty good.

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I'm just looking for dents
and major scratches.

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Yeah.

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Something major, gonna write it down.

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-Little ding there.
-Yeah.

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No, we'll take good care of her.

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-Thank you.
-Have a good week.

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-You, too.
-Thank you.

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-I'm Johnny.
-Hey, man.

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We're gonna be doing
a hell of a lot of work here today.

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Trust us. We're gonna have fun.

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Hi. I'm Johnny Knoxville,

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and this is called
the Rent-a-Car Crash-Up Derby.

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Oh, fuck!

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You guys are gonna die!

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Shut the car off before it gets hot.

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Oh, fuck!

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I guess we didn't reinforce
the w ...